make some with beer too and let me know how it turns out

be sure to boil out the carbonation before throwing salt or peanuts in

It's salt peanuts that go in RC Cola though, right Jax? Add a deep-fried Moonpie and you have a well-balanced Southern vegetarian meal.

When I was a kid we put them in Pepsi Cola. Now I want that too.

I'll take "Things old people do" for 500 Alex...

poop painfully?

Things old people USED TO do

not be able to achieve erection?

yes that can be a problem but only when you really have a need to do something with it

Good drugs for that now.

So, apparently the dinner hosts have requested I bring vodka instead of wine tonight. Those eastern euros sure do love their potato drunk.

pre-breakup liquid courage

"I wanna f-fark you and then you l-leave and then I never call you-me again. Can we..can we do that? Because that's what I wanna do, honey."

wine is for pussies

I've seen a stripper pour beer through hers.

remember : if you plan on gettin down, beware the dreaded vodka dick

we call that the vodak cack around these parts

speaking of around these parts: your lips

/...7 weeks sober, say i?

oh yeah, i normally manage this sensation with alcohol

oh well

don't feel like drinking

don't feel like feeling either

maybe i can use it as go fast fuel tomorrow morning

10k

difficulty: bum knee is bum

Pandora is playing this:

Sexual Healing (Alternate 12-Inch Instrumental)

O_o

still at work

at least good friday is over

Good morning, FPF. And isn't it a lovely morning?

run went better than i thought, broke 50

maybe for the first time

imma checkin'

nope, I was 20 seconds faster in a race last year

but I was 1:25 slower in this race last year

so...

holy shiat! i wish i'd removed that stone from the cave prior to the race

as i was looking down at the food baby jesus, i thought: there's at least 20 seconds right there in that leaden weight

maybe even 20 seconds per mile. i feel like an emu after it lays its gigantic [easter?] egg

hope there isn't such a thing as resurrection, otherwise, i just unleashed the cloverfield monster on new york city

You saw Tebow? The baby jebus himself?

I should have Tebowed after the 2 pooint conversion. "And He saw it was Good."

medius found a girlfriend

possibly, but let's not get head of ourselves

Make the peanuts knob?

yeah man, brought some to work today. Pretty easy. The Market down the block had habanero peppers so I mades habanero potato chips, boy were they hot. I get drunk and start cooking up a storm.

Habanero? Whew, that is hot stuff. I grew them a couple years ago. Had a hard time using any of them.

Jamaicans make a Mango Habanero sauce they use to spice up their Jerk Chicken with. Pretty good...ya gotta like hot stuff. I read they put em tequila to give it a kick.

A buddy and me took this Phaal Challenge at Brick Lane Curry House in the Est Village. The cooks have to wear like a gas mask when they make this stuff. We finished it (it was hot) but the secret is lots of Mango Lasses (or milk)...not water!!!

I saw the Phaal challenge on Man vs Food. Looked pretty bad. I like hot stuff but insane hot is over my head.

I just need a comment on this page so I can more easily access the recent posts section of my profile. Though, I suppose I could even more easily just click on my login on the top right of the page.

I think I had a beer when I did the Brick Lane Phaal Challenge.

It wasn't that bad, but I did sweat a gallon and turn purplish.

yea yea how was the morning after? In my experience the burn out is almost as bad as the burn in...

yes, the burn out was worse because it lasted longer and wasn't over in one go

/this town needs a lassi enema

medius: yes, the burn out was worse because it lasted longer and wasn't over in one go

/this town needs a lassi enema

I'm sure you could find a milk one.

man milk?

That too, I am sure. It is NY.

The good news is I won't have to worry about whether or not I want to avoid rum when I'm in PR and Janaica.

The bad news is I'll have to start at day 1 again once April is over.

My buddy brought a 2000 Châteauneuf du Poop to dinner, and my resolve has its limits.

Janaica? Where is autocorrect when you need it?

5:37. On my way home. Spent the night drinking and smoking. Didn't even catch a buzz, but it was a good night nonetheless.

Will I run tonight? Odds are against it.

dang, time moves fast in the wee hours

sun up looks pretty over manhattan