So i'm betting on 2 at the track this weekend? OK.

speaking of number 2....yeah, that

right now, as i type

also, Luck is canceled because 3 horses died

2 was their limit

/good show

I'm still depressed.

Bah cold again.

Estimating a $460 million megamillions payout. I just might quit my job if I won that.

no one won last night, eh?

i should still check my numbers

I overheard some moron say they wouldn't want to win the (then) $360 million because it would come with too many problems. Like what? Buyer's indecision?

i know i'm going to regret winning

/better the devil you know...

Or you could buy a pool and suffer less dirty money papercuts.

Well, maybe you could have the bottom of your pool painted like a 360-million-dollar bill with your face in the middle.

In Steamy We Lust

you'd better start believing in lottery pools

you're in one

...i'm in two

in two deep

In the stink?

I'd buy all of our way out of this crap. Shot 132, but got at a 4 on a par 3. Has happy. Now tired...

Never seen a pic of steamy...find the camera yet?

/mashed...and tired.

I'd never post again. Cause I'd be gone. Alternately on my yacht, the south of France, and every other spot rich people go.

I need to buy personal tickets and pay off my second pool, who have already bought my tickets.

That pool has no lawyers in it, clearly, so the risk of litigation and/or a manhunt is high.

SteamyRain: See, I'm not into yachts. I'd go to outer space or something like Branson.

So you have owned yachts and know you don't like them? You could do both.

Is their paperwork involved in the lawyer's pool? Is a Notary involved?

wax seals and nipple clamps?

I wonder what would happen in a scenario when your pool wins the grand prize but you also bought a side ticket for yourself that also wins.

What I would do, if possible: I would collect my share of the 1/2 winnings with my pool and only then come forward with my other winning ticket. Unless there is a rule saying that all winning tickets have to be claimed (or have expired) before the prize can be collected by anyone.

I haven't delved that deep into the lottery rules for Mega Millions.

jaxom cruises

rest stop restrooms

medius:
I haven't delved that deep into the lottery rules for Mega Millions.

We actually had the legal department draw up a contract for our pool.
/oh, and if they don't pay, they don't play.
//that's what the legal department gets paid for.
///There is a financial planning office right next door, btw.

My tax attorney has an office in the building, too.
/not farking around with this one.

We just say bang

I think my years of dangerous living have finally caught up with me.

All those years of going barefoot in the gym locker room, never reallywashing my feet because they never seem to need it. ("I look clean.") But when you touch bathroom tiles without protection, your toes are metaphorically dry humping all the toes that ever crossed those floors.

To my dying shame, I may finally have athletes' foot.

Either that, or a farking mosquito just bit my third toe while I was sleeping.

Or both.

gorbishof: We just say bang

Not today. Obama's in town.
Traffic is nuts.

Off to go junkyard cruisin. Need to find a rearend for the ford. And buy my share of mega million tickets for the pool.

I got 5 tickets, I feel ashamed. First lottery tickets ever. Someone who teaches stat really shouldn't get involved in this.

As an atheist Seminole, Steelers fan and Giants supporter, I have a small confession to fess up to:

I like the Tim Tebow.

Maybe this summer he can circumcise me.

Some sort of rock star plastic surgery monsters were sitting across from me on the Path.

I managed to sneak a surreptitious photo on the sly:



I had the flash on, like a not-boss--because I was trying to shoot a skunk at 2 AM this morning--but ghey didn't notice or pretended not to.

Gayer than Gator Tim giving circumcisions with his teeth.

someone else can't win half your dollar back, minus another quarter or so that the feds and possibly their state will take out of it, if you don't play, steamy

sorry, that's a much less catchy slogan

SteamyRain: I never win anything.

As sensei said, can't win if you don't play.