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  2012-03-17 08:45:15 AM
You wanted blood Medius.
 
  2012-03-17 09:50:16 AM
Ohio's not really known for their basketball team. More like their annual Halloweeen riot party.
 
  2012-03-17 05:24:42 PM
i got blood! BLOOD!

upset bug nearly got the noles too

all this idiots in green make me want to start drinking again

how do sober people put up with us assholes?

i started drinking in the first place because it was the only way i could be around myself
 
  2012-03-17 05:27:49 PM
this idiots?

creative grammar that

saw a kid in a lehigh hoodie last night

i had to smile

dude must have been on a hell of a high

none of the teams i root for will allow me to have that huge upset feeling ever again (upset feeling = elation? mind bending thought)

...well, maybe if duke football pulls of a miracle win someday
 
  2012-03-17 05:30:10 PM
dammit, UF gets to play norfolk st.?

stupid mizzou
 
  2012-03-17 05:31:49 PM
The Sixty-Seven Losers Tournament is exciting stuff.
 
  2012-03-17 05:32:47 PM
hmm, i just realized something

i don't root for duke football.

like, ever.
 
wib [TotalFark]
  2012-03-17 10:37:34 PM
medius: dammit, UF gets to play norfolk st.?

stupid mizzou


farkING A RIGHT. pieces of shot gadamn motherrfufjcn a
sdpighhjasg
 
wib [TotalFark]
  2012-03-17 11:28:55 PM
watch time was 43.13 for 5 miles. race was packed with amateurs.
 
  2012-03-17 11:31:31 PM
i got a 10K in 3 weeks that i'm trying to get fast for

we'll see

my feet are always faster in my dreams than on pavement
 
  2012-03-18 03:49:57 AM
i304.photobucket.com
 
  2012-03-18 12:13:05 PM
Doing laundry.
woo hoo.
Might get nuts and hang it outside.
 
  2012-03-18 12:44:13 PM
doing laundry.
dammitz, who stole my clothesline?
 
  2012-03-18 02:07:03 PM
are your nuts hanging outside because you're doing laundry?
 
  2012-03-18 02:40:40 PM
State to the Sweet 16!
 
  2012-03-18 03:11:17 PM
That was surprising. Nice job State.
 
  2012-03-18 03:19:00 PM
Word, life.
 
  2012-03-18 07:42:01 PM
Heels! Pack and now lets go Seminoles.
 
  2012-03-18 08:10:24 PM
They should start the NIT a week later so that the Mizzous and Dukes of the world can get a bite at that non-golden apple.
 
  2012-03-18 08:24:33 PM
Kendall Marshall has fractured his right wrist. Boooo
 
  2012-03-18 09:54:31 PM
At least he is left handed.
 
  2012-03-18 10:06:35 PM
what a limp wristed team
 
  2012-03-19 08:09:18 AM
Well looks like the wars have started in the ALUA house before we have even moved in. We have started the fights about furniture. So far I am winning in the sofa category, but I am losing ground quickly on my office. I want a tin ceiling and I don't think it is going to happen.

I have at this time primary control over the garage. But this is not true control, I know she is using it as a bargaining tool to get her way.
 
  2012-03-19 08:26:41 AM
should have bought 2 houses
 
  2012-03-19 08:54:59 AM
medius: should have bought 2 houses

:)
 
  2012-03-19 09:16:08 AM
Tell us the points of contention and we will arbitrate for you.
 
  2012-03-19 09:23:04 AM
I say choose your battles, as long as your getting laid who cares what color the couch is
 
  2012-03-19 09:33:34 AM
knob's a lover, not a fighter.
 
  2012-03-19 09:34:20 AM
It was a beautiful weekend in Chicago. So, of course, when the sun comes out, we gotta be shootin!! Something like 10 dead and 40 injured - that just might be a St. Paddy's Day weekend record.
 
  2012-03-19 09:35:17 AM
I'm a pooper, not a trooper.
 
  2012-03-19 09:42:14 AM
a shyter not a fighter
 
  2012-03-19 09:57:23 AM
Ruffian: It was a beautiful weekend in Chicago. So, of course, when the sun comes out, we gotta be shootin!! Something like 10 dead and 40 injured - that just might be a St. Paddy's Day weekend record.

my kid's bf band played Sat night, there was no one in the bar...everyone was passed out/puked out by then, haha what a bunch of dumbasses, I didn't go anywhere near a bar or parade
 
  2012-03-19 11:02:27 AM
Sensei: Tell us the points of contention and we will arbitrate for you.

LOL nice! We just differ on style a little. I am not going to put up to much of a fight, because after we get the furniture and all I am buying a dirt bike :)
 
  2012-03-19 11:07:04 AM
It was a mess out there. Everyone was out. And of course, the city didn't increase the trains or the buses. God forbid they look at a weather forecast the week before and say, "hey, it's Chicago's favorite holiday - on a Saturday - and it's going to be 80°, maybe we should expect more people on transit." Even at 9pm, there were so many drunks in the streets and people driving around, the busses that were running weren't on schedule. It took me over an hour to get about 2.5 miles. Had I known it would be that farked, I would have just run to her place.
 
  2012-03-19 11:12:03 AM
So, butt secks? Congrats!
 
  2012-03-19 11:27:16 AM
Dude, I let my wife buy white couches and white towels even though we have 4 grubby little boys.

You'll probably spend most of you time in the garage anyway.
 
  2012-03-19 11:56:22 AM
czmilosz: Dude, I let my wife buy white couches and white towels even though we have 4 grubby little boys.

You'll probably spend most of you time in the garage anyway.


Dude he's a Farker, remember!!...he'll be in the basement with his computer and hand lotion.
 
  2012-03-19 12:02:22 PM
Ruffian: It was a mess out there. .

I can't imagine what's it's like to be a cop and have to deal with these knuckleheads
 
  2012-03-19 12:22:39 PM
knobglobbler55: Ruffian: It was a mess out there. .

I can't imagine what's it's like to be a cop and have to deal with these knuckleheads


I don't have a basement.
 
  2012-03-19 12:28:39 PM
tin ceiling crusted

the self love shack, baby
 
  2012-03-19 12:46:04 PM
I don't have a basement.

damn, what's gonna flood when it really rains? you'll be missing out
 
  2012-03-19 12:57:50 PM
knobglobbler55: I can't imagine what's it's like to be a cop and have to deal with these knuckleheads

And the bus/train drivers. Bunch of loud farkers shouting and screaming all day. There was a wasted little teen girl shooting her whore mouth off on my bus. All I could think of was the opening of The Way of the Gun Link (new window)
 
  2012-03-19 01:27:22 PM
Damn now I want to watch that movie. Let's see if it's on netflix.
 
  2012-03-19 01:53:34 PM
The Way of the Gun = great movie

that was sara silverman getting her ass kicked and her wimpy bf...loved that flick, big del Toro fan and the kid is way good too, james caan great
 
  2012-03-19 02:41:04 PM
I don't remember that movie too well. Probably watched it drunk.

I should see it again.
 
  2012-03-19 02:43:08 PM
hmmm, this might be interesting


want to be a father? - 26 (queens)

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Looking for a young guy with blue/green/hazel eyes and is cool, relaxed,funny is not shallow or judgmental and is very reliable and responsible and who actually wants kids and wouldn't mind being in the Childs life

I'm a lesbian in a committed relationship wanting to raise a child with my partner, we would like to both get pregnant the natural way, and also a guy who knows about a woman's anatomy D/D free

I am of multiracial decent: Caucasian, Dutch and,Cherokee Indian and African American

My partner is puertorrican and Argentine

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  2012-03-19 02:44:52 PM
I'll take the case.

NJ says I have hazel eyes.
 
  2012-03-19 03:00:45 PM
Their gonna hit you up for child support, meds. Good luck with that.
 
  2012-03-19 03:16:03 PM
Sensei: Their gonna hit you up for child support, meds. Good luck with that.

he's got plenty of money and he needs a non-alcoholic hobby
 
  2012-03-19 03:23:13 PM
I'll fill that David Crosby brand turkey baster.

If I can score this as a regular gig, I'd save a bundle on laundry.
 
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