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(Kansas City)   Teen who rushed field with father to beat first-base coach blows probation, sent to boot camp   ( divider line
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2003-06-05 11:23:19 AM  
This Stuttley boy's truly a lout
He's out of control, there's no doubt
He's a violent cad
But then so is his dad
So to both of them, strike three, you're out!
2003-06-05 11:25:21 AM  
This one should have had the "obvious" tag on it.....was there every any doubt that this kid was going to blow his probation?
2003-06-05 11:25:23 AM  
<----- Blows what?
2003-06-05 11:26:08 AM  
*rereads article*
*sees that "Stuttley" is the judge, not the kid*
*knocks self unconscious with large mallet*
2003-06-05 11:26:43 AM  
Stuttley was the judge, you lout.

The boy's named Ligue
2003-06-05 11:27:02 AM  
It was still hilarious, Kick.
2003-06-05 11:27:25 AM  
That guy needs a corked bat crammed up his ass!!
2003-06-05 11:29:12 AM  
can someone please explain the poetry?
2003-06-05 11:29:35 AM  
Never mess with Jenny Jones
2003-06-05 11:30:44 AM  
Send the moron to an Umpire Training School for a week...
2003-06-05 11:31:26 AM  
He needs Bubba to pat him on the put when he reaches firt base in the Cook County Jail.
2003-06-05 11:32:12 AM  

I want my extremely lame moon rock story back. lames my ass off.

2003-06-05 11:32:59 AM  
Is there any possibility that this kid was going to do anything *other* than fark his life totally up?? PLEASE BIATCH!!
He's a throw away waistoid and he's going to be going to boot camp and learn some hard lessons about being someone's
BIAATTCHHH....he probably thinks he's a total badass and he's really a giant asshat.....gee....feel sorry for him...NOT IN THE LEAST!!!

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2003-06-05 11:33:31 AM  
yeah, no kidding... i was ALMOST going to read that link about the moon rocks until i discovered it was an incredibly lame link about moon rocks!
2003-06-05 11:34:20 AM  
used to be haikus, now it's limericks, I suppose next it will be sonnets and finally narrative epics.
2003-06-05 11:34:40 AM  
everytime some stupid drugged out kid does something illegal we send him to "Boot Camp"

steal a car go to Boot Camp
beat up baseplayer go to Boot Camp
do drugs go to Boot Camp....
get caught wacking off go to Boot Camp

this is the stupidest form of punishment we have ever come up with.
2003-06-05 11:35:20 AM  
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
2003-06-05 11:35:23 AM  
WsKne -- I'm looking forward to villanelles.
2003-06-05 11:36:39 AM  
ChipNASA, isn't that the father?

..... not that it doesn't foretell the impending uselessness of the son.
2003-06-05 11:37:43 AM  
"It's a shame. He had a golden opportunity to get himself straight."

Something tells me that this kid's fate was sealed long ago. Although he might have a promising career as a carnie. He's got the right ink, at least.
2003-06-05 11:40:35 AM  
WsKne: yeah, man. The Limericks really bug me. Now narrative epics; there's something to sink your teeth into. Although by the time you were done commenting, nobody would be in the thread anymore. Although I guess you could just cut & paste something like, say, "Beowulf".
2003-06-05 11:40:55 AM  
I have a friend who has a tattoo like that. He thinks it's soooo cool.

btw, isn't that the son in the background?
2003-06-05 11:41:44 AM  
I'm sure sending little johnny-white-trash to boot camp will fix a lifetime of irresponsibility.

/got nothin'
2003-06-05 11:42:49 AM  
Cutting and pasting Beowulf would be plagiarism. And then you'd have to sue somebody.
2003-06-05 11:44:36 AM  
For boot camp to be truly effective, they have to go on Maury Povich and have an audience boo them vociferously. theny they flip the audience off, then a big ugly mug gets in their face and yells at them

THAT'LL take em down a peg!
2003-06-05 11:44:42 AM  
WsKne--villanelles are awesome. quincy troupe wrote one about michael jordan, and while i don't much care for him or poetry, it really is a totally kickass poem.
2003-06-05 11:44:51 AM  

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2003-06-05 11:45:26 AM  
Headline writer forgot to mention that the punk kid was nekid.

Hooray for nekid day!
2003-06-05 11:47:41 AM  
Some idiot here in Toronto redid a gay erotic version of Beowulf, and some mainstream literary critics actually said it was quite good. I've met the guy who wrote it and he is a dickhead. (and it was bad.)
2003-06-05 11:49:20 AM  
hahahaha hah, ok so maybe this won't change him one bit, but it is still hella funny to think that he's going to have to deal with people who will shiat down his throat for behaving like this. loser.
2003-06-05 11:51:05 AM  
I, for one, do not want to hear about every twist and turn in this idiots criminal career.
2003-06-05 11:53:48 AM  
needs a tossed salad camp
2003-06-05 11:55:40 AM  
Hellz yeah. That will straighten the little shiat out. All those saying boot camp is a lame and ineffective punishment obviously must think that the words "boot camp" refer to an olive-loaf sandwich on rye.
2003-06-05 11:56:54 AM  
There is crime, and there is dumb crime; and then there is pure unadulterated stupidity.
2003-06-05 11:58:21 AM  
why can't we just cleanse the gene pool a little bit here.
seriously.... who would miss them?
2003-06-05 11:59:36 AM  
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2003-06-05 12:01:25 PM  
I'll admit I'm getting bored with the limericks. I'd like to see someone do either Shakespearean iambic pentameter or Nostradomus-esqe quatrains.
2003-06-05 12:02:20 PM  
That's what I say about our current situation in the Middle East, Puckhead. I like the way you think.
2003-06-05 12:17:26 PM  
"Lighten up Francis"
2003-06-05 12:54:48 PM  
It's a damn shame this kid is still allowed to breed. Probably with his sister.
2003-06-05 01:10:32 PM  
Look children, if yo can't behaive

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/wonders if it's going to be with syrup or jelly!!!
2003-06-05 01:41:06 PM  
It's limericks, not poetry

2003-06-05 04:41:33 PM  
I work in the Cook County Court system, and am intimately familiar with what this kids got coming. The fact that he has made national news and screwed up his probation is not a good sign. You can be assured that the Drill Instructors will know exactly who he is, and what he is about. All he can look forward to is weeks of misery, unless he shapes his sorry a$$ up.
2003-06-05 05:12:29 PM  
No more Nickel Beer Night for you!!!
2003-06-05 06:42:15 PM  
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Separated at birth?
2003-06-06 03:48:43 PM  
The only thing that will cure these bastards is a few months in Oz.

Assraping solves many problems after all.
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