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(Abc.net.au)   Scientists prove extinct kangaroo was horny   (abc.net.au) divider line 27
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2003-06-05 09:57:08 AM
Maybe he should take a cold shower, then.
 
2003-06-05 09:57:56 AM
...boring...
 
2003-06-05 09:59:12 AM
"The first time we looked we asked what the hell are these things?"

Ah, the cold, hard logic of science....
 
2003-06-05 10:01:42 AM
Everything in Australia wants to kill you!
 
2003-06-05 10:02:15 AM
...still no cure for cancer.
 
2003-06-05 10:02:37 AM
<---Igonz20 is living proof, diametrically speaking.
 
2003-06-05 10:02:48 AM
Bass555: You've got an interesting view of what scientists are like.

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'"
-Isaac Asimov
 
2003-06-05 10:02:58 AM
Ever see TV Funhouse? One show had a crossdressing male kangaroo putting a pouch on. It was hysterical. TV Funhouse!!!!
TV Funhouse!
TV Funhouse!
 
2003-06-05 10:02:58 AM
Cloned horny kangaroo's? honarity ensues... no I didn't read the article.
 
2003-06-05 10:03:22 AM
There is a distinct difference between bein horny and having a bone like protrusion...

.... oh.... wait...
 
2003-06-05 10:04:00 AM
Roos are still horny creeps. They are always trying to poke me.
 
2003-06-05 10:05:46 AM
Not that kind of horny...glad I read the article.
 
2003-06-05 10:06:50 AM
Do I make you horny, baby?

 
2003-06-05 10:07:45 AM
 
2003-06-05 10:08:15 AM
Horny Roos, snakes in an orgy pit while people watch.

Cats and Dogs sleeping together.

Scary
 
2003-06-05 10:08:57 AM
Still no cure for cancer?
 
dly
2003-06-05 10:09:06 AM
<---that pic.would make a great dart board!
 
2003-06-05 10:09:17 AM
Scientists prove extinct kangaroo was once breathing
 
2003-06-05 10:11:31 AM
Henchman: In retrospect, I agree, you're probably right...the comment just struck me as funny
 
2003-06-05 10:14:05 AM
I'm horny, but I don't see any researchers lining up to prove that! Mmm, preferably nubile blonde researchers with perky tits....
 
2003-06-05 10:15:10 AM
Extinct? Not horny enough.
 
2003-06-05 10:19:11 AM
that article was really quite boring,
those joeys had no taste for whoring!
your headline drew viewers,
with minds in the sewers,
but the content was better for snoring.
 
2003-06-05 10:27:28 AM
Scientist are naming the find "Macropus farkasaurus"
 
2003-06-05 10:37:15 AM
What's the nearest relative of existing kangaroos, and why aren't there any living species that look like one?
 
2003-06-05 01:11:10 PM
20/20: How about a Wallaby?
How about a Burrowing Bettong?

http://www.animalinfo.org/species/bettlesu.htm
 
2003-06-05 02:08:08 PM
PeterGruntmuscle- I found this a few minutes ago:

"There is really no difference between a wallaby and a kangaroo other than size. The terminology is without precise definition and usage varies from one locality to another. Generally, a wallaby is a small kangaroo."

Still wondering what these "evolved" from. What happened to all the transitional animals?
 
2003-06-05 03:47:55 PM
"Watch me wallabies feed mate,
Watch me wallabies feed.
They're a dangerous breed mate,
So watch me wallabies feed."

I enjoy that song far too much.

You know, my historical geology professor tried to tell us all marisupials are in Oz. But, aren't possums marisupials? If so, he's an idiot, because we have them in droves, lying on the roads, dead, here.

Hm... but I bet a horned one would at least put your tire out...
 
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