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2010-07-22 07:37:40 PM
You know, the headline "Snooki, Situation, Jersey Shore Rule the World" would be a wonderfully horrible thing to show someone who just emerged from a lengthy coma.

I'm not ENDORSING such an action, mind you. I'm not a complete monster.
 
2010-07-22 07:56:13 PM
FTA: "Snooki, of last year's surprise television smash/cultural lightning rod Jersey Shore, is an ultra-petite"

WTF? She's considered ultra-petite? By who...the Goodyear Blimp?
 
2010-07-22 08:06:02 PM
PacManDreaming: WTF? She's considered ultra-petite? By who...the Goodyear Blimp?

The Glaucoma Society of Hoboken.
 
2010-07-22 08:40:01 PM
And we wonder why people want to kill us...
 
2010-07-22 08:40:43 PM
You know, guido and wigger styles are just now hitting Russia and other part of Europe, so this seems appropriate.
 
2010-07-22 08:43:48 PM
Snooki says pick a fold and fark it
 
2010-07-22 08:44:02 PM
www.c64gg.com
 
2010-07-22 08:44:10 PM
ultraholland: You know, guido and wigger styles are just now hitting Russia and other part of Europe, so this seems appropriate.

I thought the guido styles were adopted from Europe.
 
2010-07-22 08:47:03 PM
While outside of the US, I constantly find myself apologizing to others for the culture I come from.

When I'm actually in the US, I find myself apologizing to myself.
 
2010-07-22 08:47:12 PM
And suddenly, scenarios like the Zombie Apocalypse, the Rise of the Machines and the Ape revolution sound so wonderful.
 
2010-07-22 08:49:18 PM
whats a snookie?
 
2010-07-22 08:50:14 PM
John Henry Eden: whats a snookie?

It's one of those blankets with sleeves.
 
2010-07-22 08:50:17 PM
PacManDreaming: WTF? She's considered ultra-petite? By who...the Goodyear Blimp?

To be fair, Jersey is famous for somre real heifers.
childrens.wcroc.cfans.umn.edu
 
2010-07-22 08:50:59 PM
MorteDiem: While outside of the US, I constantly find myself apologizing to others for the culture I come from.

When I'm actually in the US, I find myself apologizing to myself.


www.catsandbeer.com

Be proud of who you are.
 
2010-07-22 08:51:41 PM
ultraholland: MorteDiem: While outside of the US, I constantly find myself apologizing to others for the culture I come from.

When I'm actually in the US, I find myself apologizing to myself.



Be proud of who you are.


Can you show me this... what is it, a new way?
 
2010-07-22 08:51:54 PM
Between the government, and MTV, I'm completely, utterly, and depressively embarrassed to be an American. Maybe human, too.
 
2010-07-22 08:55:19 PM
Nicole Polizzi would probably not feel welcome in France. Not because of the unfair yet persistent perception that the French are less than hospitable to tourists, but because the French Academy of Medicine recently announced it's recommending a nationwide ban on tanning beds.

That and the fact that the French expect women to act like women as opposed to lobotomized pit bulls.
 
2010-07-22 08:55:48 PM
There is no way I'm reading that much text about the show Jersey Shore.
 
2010-07-22 08:55:56 PM
President Obama.

Not sure which is more absurd.
 
2010-07-22 08:56:02 PM
What the fark is a snooki?
 
2010-07-22 08:56:05 PM
If Italian-Americans thought the Sopranos cast them in a bad light, then Jersey Shore must make them look like complete idiots.
 
2010-07-22 08:57:06 PM
Stanfan114: What the fark is a snooki?

I told you, a blanket with sleeves.
 
2010-07-22 08:57:42 PM
That's a rhetorical question I really do not want to know.
 
2010-07-22 08:58:28 PM
This is why the terrorists hate us.
 
2010-07-22 08:58:32 PM
moops: this thread needs to be sanitized with photos of that cock-tease j-woww



a while back, someone photoshopped trogdor over her trogdor-like tramp stamp. is that still around? someone up for a challenge?


Ugly whore.
 
2010-07-22 08:59:11 PM
mellokind: Between the government, and MTV, I'm completely, utterly, and depressively embarrassed to be an American. Maybe human, too.

What country do you like better?
 
2010-07-22 08:59:37 PM
There was a thread on FARK a few months backs about Guidos from Iran. Now that would be good for silk shirt merchants.
 
2010-07-22 08:59:39 PM
PacManDreaming: WTF? She's considered ultra-petite?

These days 'petite' just means 'short'.

/remembers the days when 'chubby' actually meant chubby.
 
2010-07-22 09:00:10 PM
"Do you have guidos in France?" she asked Phoenix, a rock band from Versailles. She had to explain the term, and when she told the band that "guidas" were girls like her, guitarist Laurent Brancowitz responded, "Ah, we have guidas. We call them cagoles." Cagole loosely translates to "slut."

Priceless.
 
2010-07-22 09:00:25 PM
It's a real embarrassment. It promotes things like:
Tanning excessively
Taking Anabolic Steroids
Risky sexual behavior
Binge Drinking
A false sense of entitlement
Being an asshole

There are so many things wrong with the this show. It feeds the idiots of this country and now others with a sense that it is ok to be a complete shiathead, in fact you may even become famous for Adding Nothing to this world.
 
2010-07-22 09:01:12 PM
Goddamn it so much.
 
2010-07-22 09:02:45 PM
lordargent: These days 'petite' just means 'short'.

I think it always has in terms of clothing, hasn't it? It's the opposite of "long" for shirt sizes, etc. In order to be petite you have to be a little thicker, else you'd just be a small size number.
 
2010-07-22 09:02:46 PM
Stanfan114: Ugly whore.

sharp knees.

but she REALLY needs trogdor PS'ed on her, and i don't have PS nor do i have the skills. do it do it doit doit!
 
2010-07-22 09:03:37 PM
W00T GUIDO THREAD!!!


2.bp.blogspot.com


"Hair gel?"
"Nah, I make my own."

SHAZAM
 
2010-07-22 09:06:22 PM
Blah, blah, polarizing fluff, PR tidbits, blah, blah, PR fluff, polarizing tidbits, blah, blah, trash.

Oh, look. More attempts to drum up viewership for a flagging medium by getting the adults to dislike something that the network execs want the 12-24 crowd watching instead of being on their "iPoddies" and "LapBooks" or whatever kids are doing these days.

Wow, it's not something we've seen for every astroturfed celebutante since the Monkees... *Yawn*.
 
2010-07-22 09:06:26 PM
borgasm: W00T GUIDO POOP THREAD!!!
 
2010-07-22 09:10:27 PM
MorteDiem: While outside of the US, I constantly find myself apologizing to others for the culture I come from.

When I'm actually in the US, I find myself apologizing to myself.


Have you been to England? I heard more racial slurs there in a month than a lifetime in Kentucky.
 
2010-07-22 09:11:08 PM
moops: Stanfan114: Ugly whore.

sharp knees.

but she REALLY needs trogdor PS'ed on her, and i don't have PS nor do i have the skills. do it do it doit doit!


I may be ugly but I ain't no whore.

biatch is crawling with disease and airbrushed within an inch of her worthless life. Oh and the tat is ugly beyond description, like 99% of tattoos.
 
2010-07-22 09:11:21 PM
Like Hell Ultraholland. I refuse to take part in this thread at all.
 
2010-07-22 09:14:46 PM
Y'know, except for a few moments, that show was boring.

Replacing the NJ white trash factor with fame just makes them more boring.

They should've done a rotating yearly cast. I've seen enough online photos of Guidos more obnoxious and Guidettes more slutty.

It could've been an orange and black parade of spiked, blown-out hair and boob jobs...but no. MTV hitched their boat to these sinking stones.
 
2010-07-22 09:17:18 PM
jaytkay: mellokind: Between the government, and MTV, I'm completely, utterly, and depressively embarrassed to be an American. Maybe human, too.

What country do you like better?


Well; you see, that's why I added the 'maybe human' part. Since I don't know of a better one.

I can't remember who it was that said, "Democracy isn't the best system, but it's the best one so far."
 
2010-07-22 09:17:20 PM
ultraholland: borgasm: W00T GUIDO POOP THREAD!!!

cdn.thefrisky.com
cause he's a piece of shiat. Get it?
 
2010-07-22 09:18:41 PM
SNOOKEH!!!
 
2010-07-22 09:19:14 PM
ultraholland: borgasm: W00T GUIDO POOP THREAD!!!

same difference really...
 
2010-07-22 09:25:23 PM
farkingismybusiness

Their father was a turtleneck
 
2010-07-22 09:26:34 PM
A Fark Handle: ultraholland: borgasm: W00T GUIDO POOP THREAD!!!

same difference really...


i.imgur.com


Snooki?
 
2010-07-22 09:35:20 PM
If you feel the need to apologize to foreigners regarding american culture because this show, it tells me two things:

1) you really don't travel abroad. If you did you would realize there are just as many asinine sub-cultures out there in other countries that are rediculous

2) the fact that you regard these people as representative of American culture speaks volumes to your lack of intelligence.

I guess being summer vacation and all, there are a lot if uninformed kids posting on fark right now
 
2010-07-22 09:40:23 PM
We're doing that with a Snooki? COME ON! A Snooki? COME ON!
 
2010-07-22 09:40:43 PM
Originally from New Jersey, spent 9 years working in Seaside Heights so I'm getting a kick out of this.

/worked in a marina with a guy we called Pit Bull
//80% of our customers were guidos and guidettes
///NTTAWWT
 
2010-07-22 09:42:13 PM
mellokind: Snooki?

Dodge Ram
 
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