pics?

Thong, thong thong thong, THONG

God I hated that song.

No Pics??!!

Too bad it was a guy.
Ow. Douche chills.

No pics?? It's a guy. Be thankful.

whooooaaaaaaa

It was a dude...

In other news... Terror alert level for kittens drops from red to green...

Send him to Harvard?

Sounds like a smartass to me. Now if it was a girl...

Another idiot...who cares!

I'll add to that one....

PLEASE, no pics!

article is pointless with out a pic.

If I were Kyle Fox I'd march right into Mr. Wheaton's office in my thong and black knee socks and ask for my diploma - without an apology.

Wil, are you workin two jobs again?

(not that he's gonna respond - he's still on cruiseTrek)

It was a guy, I don't want pix.

N.

You might say they were split right down the middle

Furthermore, I have spoken to many of my daughter's classmates, and not one thought, as Mr. Fox contended, it was 'the funniest thing they've ever seen.'

Ok, and how does that mean they still didn't think it was pretty damn funny?

A guy named Kyle...kind of like a boy named Sue.

Fark that. Have some respect, asswipe. During my graduation it was nice and somber, with the party afterwards. The moms and grandmothers got to dress up and be proud for a couple hours.

During my younger brothers graduation barely a few years later, everyone was blowing airhorns and throwing crap, tossing beachballs around. I wanted to kill them all.

I wore chucks at my graduation.
Does that make me a bad person?

They said it was wrong
To be wearing a thong
the cap was okay
but to get his way
He had to sing the school song

Some people just neet to lighten up. There's so much of his life to be serious.....

During my graduation the university gave a honary Doctorate to some russian writer dude. He was really cool, and his speech was nice and short.

I think that would be hilarious to see.. Man, fark that principal, he just doesn't know about comedy.

The entire graduating class
Covered their eyes en masse
The guy at the front
Was pulling a stunt
That seemed to involve flossing his ass.

jesus these limericks suck
you must be a really dumb fark
your comments aren't witty,
your rhyme scheme is sh!tty,
for a limey you're kind of a schmuck!

feh why couldnt they do something like this on my graduation =[

9Hey, I'm a limey too, and I thought mine was pretty good!)

I stopped reading when I got to the word "his".

It's high school graduation, not a big deal. If this is the biggest event in your life, then you need a new one. I would have laughed.

A guy named Kyle...kind of like a boy named Sue.

/huh?

Are there any women named Kyle?

(BTW it's Kylie Mingoue)

I predict lots more stories about nekidness today. Would still prefer boobies ;(

I really think Juliusc is quite thick
He may be as smart as a brick
His parodies suck
And he's hung like a duck
And frankly, I think he sucks dick

There once was a thonged punk, man that's sick
well, at least he covered his dick
to see, farkettes wished
but alas, they were pissed
to find the link had no pics

Now if the person's name was Kiley instead of Kyle...

Hmmmm
/dreams of a thong-wearing Kylie Minogue
...

or even better, a thong-wearing Farkette named Kylie

Booh farking hoo. Who gives a flying rats ass if this kid flashed a thong at a crowd of old bastards in the audience. For anyone anywhere who's being an uptight dick about this because it's such a "serious event" can go piss off. It was a high school graduation. High School is a god damn joke, why should graduating from it, something everyone does unless you drop out, be a "serious event".

all of my friends and I ran to the feild, to go hug each other in our undies.

boy

Sol:

Rhyme scheme = 10.0
Metre = 4.1

If he had any balls he would have ripped the thong off, thrown it at the valedictorian, and then given the crowd the brown eye.

Well, I want to see photos dammit! And I'm not sure if he was going to wear a thong why he didn't go the whole way and be nude?

Nrvous re:

Sol:

Rhyme scheme = 10.0
Metre = 4.1

yeahhhh, I know. I was reaching a bit....

Who the hell wrote this? Can they read?

Under Disgusted they list:

From Mary Fuller of Lansing: "At a time when so many kids are in serious trouble - doing drugs, not graduating, and so on - what's the big deal?

"What harm did he do? It's easy to beat up on a 17-year-old kid, instead of facing more serious issues."


Under Full Support the list:

From Bonnie Halbeisen of Charlotte: "I find what Fox did disgusting and appalling. I give my full support to the principal and superintendent in whatever they decide to do."


From Virginia Werner of East Lansing: "I think it's a real shame that he thought getting his diploma was a big joke. There are much better ways to get attention."


From Gerald Laatsch of Lansing: "The Army is going to love Kyle. If he did that in the service, he would have to do more than apologize. Possibly he'd spend a little time in the stockade."



/Yeah, I know....who reads them anyway

make that "Kyle"

eh its the kids party, they can bring whatever party favors they want, its the parents and family that yell and scream so loud no one can hear the next kids name that are dicks...

anyone else notice a little bit of (perhaps unintentional) bias, putting remarks under 'Disgusted' that were clearly supportive of the guy?

Nrvous yours was good I mean it.
As was limey's retort, I should quit,
but without a doubt,
and please Sol, don't pout,
Your ditty was just a wet sh!t

Somanum batch! Farking icehole "unfetchable" this!

Sounds like my graduation from Ohio State. It was close to 100 out on the Oval with no shade whatsoever. Girls were taking off their robes and laying out in bikinis.

IMHO, these ceremonies are over-wrought and meaningless

I skipped my college graduation and had them mail me my degree

YMMV