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(Examiner)   Despite having a diabolical plan involving bribing a border guard with $20, the epic D-bag who threatened the creators of "South Park" gets arrested for trying really, really hard to be a terrorist before even getting on the plane   (examiner.com) divider line 81
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2010-07-22 11:38:39 AM
But.. but... someone with lots of links submitted a thread explaining to all of us it was in fact a zionist settler plot?! It even made it to the politics tab!

/good riddance, hope you enjoy waterboarding asshole
 
2010-07-22 11:50:28 AM
Tatsuma: zionist settler plot?!

...? LOL Wut?

So here we have a douchebag who rowed crew and played football, who for some reason decided that he should become a fanatical Muslim? How does this happen? How does someone wake up one day and decide not only to pick a religion, but to get all stabby about it?
 
2010-07-22 12:00:18 PM
what_now: ...? LOL Wut?

Yeah, a high-profile farker submitted a link from a truther website explaining how this was all in fact a zionist plot by a settler to make Muslims look bad

what_now: So here we have a douchebag who rowed crew and played football, who for some reason decided that he should become a fanatical Muslim? How does this happen? How does someone wake up one day and decide not only to pick a religion, but to get all stabby about it?

Probably for the same reason that jailhouse Islam is popular, it gives a righteousness to the violent impulses that they have. Now, they get to kill and rob people if they want to, as long as they are kuffars or heretics. It's a convenient excuse.
 
2010-07-22 12:05:35 PM
Tatsuma: jailhouse Islam

and before some people get angry, notice that I used the term 'jailhouse Islam' and not Islam itself. Just because someone converts to Islam doesn't mean he's doing so because he has violent impulses.

'Jailhouse Islam' describes the phenomenon of prisoners who turn to Islam in prison the same way many have 'racial awakenings' and join the Aryan Brotherhood. It is little more than prison gangs who use Islam as a template to validate their beliefs. They excuse the robbery of the kuffars, murder of the kuffars, where kuffar conveniently means 'everyone who disagrees with us'.
 
2010-07-22 12:07:10 PM
Tatsuma: from a truther website

Well..there's your problem, Mr. Jones.
 
2010-07-22 12:15:22 PM
what_now: How does someone wake up one day and decide not only to pick a religion, but to get all stabby about it?

It's kind of like my religion, but I choose to get all stabby with my penis.

...

/got nothin
//f*cker got what he deserves
 
2010-07-22 12:43:00 PM
Douchebag in question was traveling to Somalia with his infant son. That's child endangerment as well--hope he loses custody/visitation for that too.

/just a reminder folks, try not to make this thread about "Gershom Troll'em"
 
2010-07-22 01:14:39 PM
what_now: How does someone wake up one day and decide not only to pick a religion

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what_now: but to get all stabby about it?

I'd guess an authoritarian and/or social dominator mindset might be a significant contributing factor.
 
2010-07-22 02:11:31 PM
Somacandra: Douchebag in question was traveling to Somalia with his infant son. That's child endangerment as well--hope he loses custody/visitation for that too.

Holy crap, this.

Missed that on first skimming.
 
2010-07-22 03:04:45 PM
Good riddance.
 
2010-07-22 03:07:40 PM
Now can we see the uncut version?
 
2010-07-22 03:08:46 PM
Tatsuma: good riddance, hope you enjoy waterboarding asshole

I didn't know you cheerlead torture, good to know.
 
2010-07-22 03:11:13 PM
Headso: Tatsuma: good riddance, hope you enjoy waterboarding asshole

I didn't know you cheerlead torture, good to know.


This guy deserves it.
 
2010-07-22 03:14:18 PM
Should have let him go; he needs even more sand in that gaping vagina of his
 
2010-07-22 03:15:24 PM
Headso: I didn't know you cheerlead torture, good to know.

You've never wished something on someone when you didn't really mean it?

Every single time you said DIAF, you meant that you literally wanted the person to die in a fire?

He's not going to get waterboarded anyway.
 
2010-07-22 03:16:05 PM
ultraholland: Should have let him go; he needs even more sand in that gaping vagina of his

In which world is it not a crime to try to join an Al Qaeda satellite?
 
2010-07-22 03:17:08 PM
So now will the Daily Show be allowed to discus Islam again? Or is that still off limits for them?
 
2010-07-22 03:17:29 PM
charkocu: This guy deserves it.

Of course he deserves it, he's one of them!

/Nothing like situational humanism.
 
2010-07-22 03:18:02 PM
You know. If I win the millions this weekend, I think I'll start up a hunting party fund. An open bounty if you will on certain cretins. And this guy tops my list. 20 points for a head shot.
 
2010-07-22 03:20:58 PM
Tatsuma: Tatsuma: jailhouse Islam

and before some people get angry, notice that I used the term 'jailhouse Islam' and not Islam itself. Just because someone converts to Islam doesn't mean he's doing so because he has violent impulses.

'Jailhouse Islam' describes the phenomenon of prisoners who turn to Islam in prison the same way many have 'racial awakenings' and join the Aryan Brotherhood. It is little more than prison gangs who use Islam as a template to validate their beliefs. They excuse the robbery of the kuffars, murder of the kuffars, where kuffar conveniently means 'everyone who disagrees with us'.


To be fair to the violent nature of prison, the racial awakening are usually a result of the protection of the group. Prisons are controlled by the inmate populations and once you arrive, you're given little choice about which side you belong to.
 
2010-07-22 03:21:41 PM
Tatsuma: In which world is it not a crime to try to join an Al Qaeda satellite?

I prefer DIRECTV.
 
2010-07-22 03:23:32 PM
what_now: How does someone wake up one day and decide not only to pick a religion, but to get all stabby about it?

I suspect people like this gravitate toward radical Islam to justify their already violent tendencies. You get the same thing with the extreme radical end in all faiths (i.e. Eric Robert Rudolph, Scott Roeder), but right now Islam is getting more press and therefore attracting more people.
 
2010-07-22 03:23:40 PM
Cookbook's Anarchist: To be fair to the violent nature of prison, the racial awakening are usually a result of the protection of the group. Prisons are controlled by the inmate populations and once you arrive, you're given little choice about which side you belong to.

.... which was my point in the first place, thus why I said 'the same way many'.

A lot of people turn to jailhouse Islam because it affords protection. Of course, once you are in, Sharia has that 'Once in, you can never get out' and jailhouse Islamic converts are more than happy to follow through, even more than the Columbia House.
 
2010-07-22 03:24:42 PM
Tyrosine: but right now Islam is getting more press and therefore attracting more people.

Plus, biatchin' beards, and if your woman talks back at you, you're mandated to slap her back in her place, so, you know
 
2010-07-22 03:25:02 PM
Nothing more than a towel-headed attention whore.
 
2010-07-22 03:25:13 PM
what_now: ... get all stabby about it?

I think this guy sounds less like the stabby type and more like the mastermind behind a plot that ends with his own groin on fire.
 
2010-07-22 03:27:00 PM
Tatsuma: Sharia has that 'Once in, you can never get out'

I thought that was the mafia...
 
2010-07-22 03:28:13 PM
NightOwl2255: I thought that was the mafia...

Islam had the protection racket going on long before the mafia

'You don't want to convert? Fine, if you were to give us some tax money, we'd make sure everything would go well for you, otherwise...'
 
2010-07-22 03:37:29 PM
Cripes, the guy's local. (and an idiot to boot). Let's hope the child's mom has a good attorney to gain full custody....and a restraining order.
 
2010-07-22 03:38:31 PM
www.musevue360.com
 
2010-07-22 03:44:39 PM
Tatsuma: NightOwl2255: I thought that was the mafia...

Islam had the protection racket going on long before the mafia

'You don't want to convert? Fine, if you were to give us some tax money, we'd make sure everything would go well for you, otherwise...'



Yeah, no other religion ever did that... right?
 
2010-07-22 03:44:39 PM
For the third time in less than two weeks, I find myself thinking, "What a time for 'The Daily Show' to be on hiatus.'"


/Cue Jon Stewart's "Go Fark Yourself" dance.
 
2010-07-22 03:44:51 PM
what_now: Tatsuma: zionist settler plot?!

...? LOL Wut?

So here we have a douchebag who rowed crew and played football, who for some reason decided that he should become a fanatical Muslim? How does this happen? How does someone wake up one day and decide not only to pick a religion, but to get all stabby about it?


There was a vanguard episode a while ago on an American who went to Somalia. Basically, the dude decided to convert to Islam in high school in the bible belt, and made sure everyone knew about it. Though before he was popular/extroverted, he was mocked and shunned and became extremely defensive and angry.

Whereas some high school wiccan convert who wants his classmates dead doesn't have many options, this guy decided to move to Somalia and pick up an AK.

That said he seemed to have a very high level of the crazy from the get go.
 
2010-07-22 03:49:57 PM
Toy_Cop: Yeah, no other religion ever did that... right?

Actually I can't think of a single religion that has, in its codified tenets, a law that forces taxation upon religious minorities in order to extract money for them, and as an added incentive to convert, no.
 
2010-07-22 03:56:58 PM
Tatsuma: Headso: I didn't know you cheerlead torture, good to know.

You've never wished something on someone when you didn't really mean it?


Saying die in a fire is absurd, cheering for waterboarding from a guy who cheers exporting military power is not that absurd so I took your comment at face value.
 
2010-07-22 03:58:14 PM
Tatsuma - Probably for the same reason that jailhouse Islam is popular, it gives a righteousness to the violent impulses that they have. Now, they get to kill and rob people if they want to, as long as they are kuffars or heretics. It's a convenient excuse.

Oh, so much THIS.

And it doesn't have to be violence or Islam in the mix - I've met and am related to people I strongly suspect claim to be devoted Christians (when it's convenient) to justify bigotry or just generally looking down their noses at people.

Not long after 9/11, my eldest nephew and I were discussing a poor woman who was beaten up in the U.S. for the "crime" of wearing traditional Indian garb. My WONDERFUL sister (nephew's mom) said the woman should've expected it because of how she was dressed.

Yeah.

Never mind that no one from India was among the 9/11 hijackers or how she was dressed should be irrelevant, if she had been "dressed like an American" and perhaps followed Christianity, this woman wouldn't have gotten a beat down per my sister. Not sure how Dottie could be so sure the poor woman wasn't an American citizen or a Christian or, you know, WHY THAT WOULD BE RELEVANT.

/Nephews turned out well despite her.
//Haven't spoken to my sister in years.
///I'm totally okay with that.
 
2010-07-22 04:01:36 PM
Kill this guys parents, grind 'em up and put them in some chili, invite him to a carnival where he believes you will try to have a donkey bite off his wiener in front of his favorite band so he'll make some pube chili to feed to you, swap out the chili and make him eat the chili made from his parents.
That'll teach him.
 
2010-07-22 04:02:33 PM
Sounds like Adam Gadahn syndrome. Awkward kid doesn't fit in during high school, decides that it's the system that's wrong and not him. Looks around on the internet and finds a group that A) eagerly accepts him, and B) shares his critical view of American society.
 
2010-07-22 04:04:12 PM
The obvious solution to this is to post and publish pix of mohammed everywhere. What could they do? Attack everyone and everything?

Conceding and being scared to show pictures is self-defeating.

Remind them that Religion = Superstition + $$$$$
 
2010-07-22 04:10:37 PM
what_now: Tatsuma: zionist settler plot?!

...? LOL Wut?

So here we have a douchebag who rowed crew and played football, who for some reason decided that he should become a fanatical Muslim? How does this happen? How does someone wake up one day and decide not only to pick a religion, but to get all stabby about it?


He cant get a girlfriend so he figured with islam they have no choice.
 
2010-07-22 04:14:04 PM
Inflatable Rhetoric: The obvious solution to this is to post and publish pix of mohammed everywhere.

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/you're my super best friend
 
2010-07-22 04:14:08 PM
Chesser was just mad that South Park portrayed him as "Worlds Biggest Douche" in a previous episode.
 
2010-07-22 04:15:06 PM
How does someone wake up one day and decide not only to pick a religion, but to get all stabby about it?

that has never been said better. +1 internets for you.
 
2010-07-22 04:15:16 PM
I had a vision a little while ago, I was hoping their was someone with some artistic talent that could make it a reality.

It was a unicorn, but it had the head of Mohammad(the one with a bomb for a turban), and it's horn was smashing through the Torah(with a star of David on it). Oh, and rainbows were streaming out of its ass, and Jesus was riding it.

Anyone care to give it a shot?
 
2010-07-22 04:18:41 PM
wee beastie: Image appropriate:

-chuckle- that pic gets me every time... thanks!
 
2010-07-22 04:18:59 PM
FTA:

rowed crew at the Fairfax County school

Well I'll be damned. I rowed crew at Yorktown HS in Arlington.

/explains a lot
//except he probably rowed on one of the sissy lakes in Fairfax county, and we rowed on the Potomac in front of Georgetown
 
2010-07-22 04:20:39 PM
FTFA: According to the Feds, al-Shabab is attempting to overthrow the government of Somalia, and Chesser was looking to get a piece of that action for himself.

You're a bit late for that.
 
2010-07-22 04:25:39 PM
Tatsuma: Toy_Cop: Yeah, no other religion ever did that... right?

Actually I can't think of a single religion that has, in its codified tenets, a law that forces taxation upon religious minorities in order to extract money for them, and as an added incentive to convert, no.


So you're saying back in the dark ages Islam was the only religion to commit such actions of taxing their enemies. I find that incredibly hard to believe. Anyways I've read that this taxation only occured on defeated enemies back in the dark/middle-ages.

Today Jizyah is entirely different. Here read this link.

Link (new window)
 
2010-07-22 04:28:04 PM
The should have let him go to Somalia, he'd be dead by now.
 
2010-07-22 04:28:52 PM
oldmildog: FTFA: According to the Feds, al-Shabab is attempting to overthrow the government of Somalia, and Chesser was looking to get a piece of that action for himself.

You're a bit late for that.


Al-Shabab is actually doing very well. Remember when Ethiopia rolled into Somalia and propped up the actual government (Islamic Courts Union, the former dickholes who ran the place into the ground) for about 3 seconds. Al-Shabab are the guys who took all that back. They are mostly ex-ICU who hated that the ICU moderated it's stance on killing adulterers and beheading.
 
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