I was about to post a lenghty comment, but noticed that I'm running late for my appointment at the local caffeine rehab center.

/knows the hazards of being addicted to weed

thomps:

ps. the only camp you'll see me going to is bible camp, where i get high on salvation.

I get high with Jesus all the time.

/Nice dude, does a great job on the lawn

If they're going to have rehab for potheads, we need rehab for coffee addicts. Because quitting freakin' caffeine is 900% harder. For one, it's ACTUALLY physiologically addictive..

The real danger of pot is turning into an apathetic douchebag with no aspiration in life.

//Now i'm off to another fark thread after smoking a bowl and watching archer.

seventypercent: Rehab? For pot? What in the farking fark?

I know a guy who is a nurse at a rehab facility. He says the ones who come in for pot use are almost always teens who were forced to go there by their parents who caught them with a little bit of weed.

thomps: what do you mean real drug problems? marijuana is a real drug and causes real problems. i knew a girl in high school who tried to fit in with the cool kids so she started smoking marijuana cigarettes with the cool kids and then one morning her mom found her dead in her bed because she had overdosed on marijuana. no joke.

Oh, piss off. That doesn't even get 0.5/10. Must try harder.

impaler: MaxxLarge: Oh, you don't have to convince ME. Mari-huana (a.k.a. "Wacky Weed," "Gonjah," and "Grass") is no joke, my friend.

Why, just the other day, I read a story about a 14-year-old kid who was at his first no-adult-supervision party. And one of the "cool" older kids passed him a "joint." And rather than listening to Nancy Regan and JUST SAYING "NO," he went ahead and "got high."

And what happened? Well, it was his first time being "stoned," and he couldn't handle it. He started hallucinating, and thought he could fly. And he walked straight out of a 10th-floor window. Then he caught on fire halfway down. But he never even made it all the way, because he got hit by a passing train and died before he hit the ground.

I heard about that guy. He got a girl pregnant at that party before he jumped.

He got her pregnant while he was falling.

I would strongly suggest doing all drugs in reverse; start off directly shooting heroin at 13 or 14, continue down-scaling (crack, meth, cocaine, MDMA, temazepam etc) until you only smoke weed within 10 - 15 years or so, then alcohol, tobacco and coffee by your mid-to-late thirties and by the time you hit 40 you are back on just cereal, candy and fruit.

Or perhaps start with Jesus first. OK, that's more like it Jesus > Heroin > etc etc > weed > coffee > fruit.

More people in this country go to rehab for pot than any other drug (IIRC). This statistic is often used to support pot being illegal, but in fact illustrates how farked out our marijuana laws are.

I've got the munchies.

seventypercent: Rehab? For pot? What in the farking fark?

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luckyeddie: thomps: what do you mean real drug problems? marijuana is a real drug and causes real problems. i knew a girl in high school who tried to fit in with the cool kids so she started smoking marijuana cigarettes with the cool kids and then one morning her mom found her dead in her bed because she had overdosed on marijuana. no joke.

Oh, piss off. That doesn't even get 0.5/10. Must try harder.

Wow. Just, wow. You really thought he was trolling? You must be stoned.

It's madness I tell you!

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Best bob saget moment ever. Man, that guy's so raunchy in his normal act it hurts.

I remember having to go to a "maintaining healthy lifestyle" seminar after getting caught by campus PD. the only thing the councilor did was advise us in how to not get caught.

thomps: what do you mean real drug problems? marijuana is a real drug and causes real problems. i knew a girl in high school who tried to fit in with the cool kids so she started smoking marijuana cigarettes with the cool kids and then one morning her mom found her dead in her bed because she had overdosed on marijuana. no joke.

LOL

Damn you, Fark. 996kb is not too big of a file.

Boo this man! (ani gif)

thomps: MaxxLarge: thomps: what do you mean real drug problems? marijuana is a real drug and causes real problems. i knew a girl in high school who tried to fit in with the cool kids so she started smoking marijuana cigarettes with the cool kids and then one morning her mom found her dead in her bed because she had overdosed on marijuana. no joke.

Oh, totally. And what about the documented fact that most junkies went from the occasional weekend reefer to injecting black tar heroin directly into their eyeballs at the drop of a spoon?

Pot isn't a GATEWAY drug...It's practically a SHOTGUN drug. Might as well be signing your own death warrant the first time you toke the doobies like the kids do.

i know the internet is for fun and games, but drugs are no laughing matter. my dare teacher told me how marijuana sucks all of the energy and motivation out of users and marijuana dealers use that to their advantage so they can date rape girls and get them teen pregnant. he called marijuana the real date rape drug and one of the leading causes of sex slavery. oh and before you make another joke, think about this: your marijuana money is going straight to fund terrorists.



10/10

I'm probably premature, but I'm hoping that people will read your first two posts and get butt-hurt, and post in haste.
Anyways, thanks dude.

Why are you here?

thomps: what do you mean real drug problems? marijuana is a real drug and causes real problems. i knew a girl in high school who tried to fit in with the cool kids so she started smoking marijuana cigarettes with the cool kids and then one morning her mom found her dead in her bed because she had overdosed on marijuana. no joke.

see this? i'm typing in all lowercase to relate to the youth of today.

but, but, but G-A-T-E-W-A-Y D-R-U-G!

It's not just teens. Any time you force someone into some kind of rehab that doesn't want to go, it will have the opposite effect.

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My brother in law was sentenced to AA meetings as part of a DUI conviction. While there, he met 2 new weed dealers, a guy who sold coke and meth, and made about a dozen new friends with whom to go out and get fall down drunk with, often immediately following the meeting.
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Forcing rehab on someone who doesn't want it will have the opposite effect, and often leads to worse things than they are in rehab for.

thomps: your marijuana money is going straight to fund terrorists.

remember this ad campaign?

Scott Baio approves (new window)

Oh joy, another druggie circle jerk thread...

your marijuana money is going straight to fund terrorists.

That's why I support home grown hydroponics ...USA,USA,USA!

impaler: MaxxLarge: Oh, you don't have to convince ME. Mari-huana (a.k.a. "Wacky Weed," "Gonjah," and "Grass") is no joke, my friend.

Why, just the other day, I read a story about a 14-year-old kid who was at his first no-adult-supervision party. And one of the "cool" older kids passed him a "joint." And rather than listening to Nancy Regan and JUST SAYING "NO," he went ahead and "got high."

And what happened? Well, it was his first time being "stoned," and he couldn't handle it. He started hallucinating, and thought he could fly. And he walked straight out of a 10th-floor window. Then he caught on fire halfway down. But he never even made it all the way, because he got hit by a passing train and died before he hit the ground.

I heard about that guy. He got a girl pregnant at that party before he jumped.

I heard she had triplets, and each one its heart on the outside.

I had a fiend who went to rehab for weed in high school. When they were done brainwashing he had replaced his addiction for weed with the Bible. A few weeks later he came back to his senses and starting smoking again thank GOD.


/lame story bro

Yea, sending teens to 12-step programs full of junkies will only make them worse. It's like sending juvenile offenders to big-boy prison; you're only guaranteeing they'll be sneakier afterward, and with more connections.

Descartes: Oh joy, another druggie circle jerk thread...

oh joy, another troll. piss off.

Twelve-step programs in general are really not good for teenagers. I don't think very many teenagers have yet had the opportunity to completely ruin their lives and all of their relationships because of their drug or alcohol problems. That's the sort of rock-bottom person the 12-step program is most designed to help.

The whole "powerless" thing comes in by looking back at my life and all the farked-up mess that I've made of it, before I can realize that alcohol is at the root of all those problems. I know there are many ways to interpret all of the twelve steps, but for me, admitting I was powerless over alcohol did not mean admitting I was powerless in any other way, it just meant that the booze had officially kicked my ass! It meant that I needed to reclaim my power over alcohol by not drinking it.

/cool story bro

Nothing screams 'white trash' more than hearing someone decry the evils of pot.

Descartes: Oh joy, another druggie circle jerk thread...

I'm sorry that we're forcing you to be here, it's necessary.

stirfrybry: Scott Baio approves (new window)

I'm not clicking that link as it may give me pink eye.