All of the above, please

I don't do drugs or make threatening phone calls. That leaves alcohol, which is a depressant, which is why I am always depressed.

It's a vicious circle, I tell ya.

/Plus the courthouse has caller I.D.

Gee, I spent almost 2 years 'trying to find the right anti-anxiety/depression' med. You taper up on this one - try it for another couple weeks, if it's not working for you, taper back down - wait another couple weeks then taper up on option B... repeat until you complete the alphabet. THEN do it allllll over again only this time, ad Ambilify.

2 years later: 'Oh, none of them were helping and some made you suicidal?'... huh, well go figure...

Ultimately, self medication is the most tried and true. So you MDs taking freebees from the drug reps can busparcelexapaxilzoloftprozacwelbutrinserequelgeodonlexaproluvoxcymbaltaprestiqu e yourselves..

just smoke some weed, on a daily basis, at the end of your day, it will be all good.

bump: 2 years later: 'Oh, none of them were helping and some made you suicidal?'... huh, well go figure...

Ultimately, self medication is the most tried and true. So you MDs taking freebees from the drug reps can busparcelexapaxilzoloftprozacwelbutrinserequelgeodonlexaproluvoxcymbaltaprestiqu e yourselves..

You're a farking retard. Yes, let's assume that your side effects and your body's reaction to medicine is the same reaction everyone else is going to have. And then you pull this "self medication" bullshiat out of the air. Yeah, good luck with that.

ignite ice: You're a farking retard. Yes, let's assume that your side effects and your body's reaction to medicine is the same reaction everyone else is going to have. And then you pull this "self medication" bullshiat out of the air. Yeah, good luck with that.

I think his point was that the side effects and body reaction to medication WERE NOT like everyone else's. At least that would be my view on "self-medication." We are all different, and react differently to things. So who's a better judge of how a medication is affecting you? You, or the doctor?

oldebayer: I think his point was that the side effects and body reaction to medication WERE NOT like everyone else's. At least that would be my view on "self-medication." We are all different, and react differently to things. So who's a better judge of how a medication is affecting you? You, or the doctor?

He didn't say that. He said that self-medication is "the most tried and true," implying for everyone, without any sources. Those may have been the results for him, but it's kind of silly to denounce it for everyone else.

If you live in Montana, you're doin' all three, pal.

Barakku: All of the above, please

Yes, D.

He didn't say that. He said that self-medication is "the most tried and true," implying for everyone, without any sources. Those may have been the results for him, but it's kind of silly to denounce it for everyone else.

Oh lighten the fark up - you've got bits of frothy spit in the corners of your mouth. Apparently someone forgot their meds...

Well I'd rather the bomb threat be fake than real.

bump: Gee, I spent almost 2 years 'trying to find the right anti-anxiety/depression' med. You taper up on this one - try it for another couple weeks, if it's not working for you, taper back down - wait another couple weeks then taper up on option B... repeat until you complete the alphabet. THEN do it allllll over again only this time, ad Ambilify.

2 years later: 'Oh, none of them were helping and some made you suicidal?'... huh, well go figure...

Ultimately, self medication is the most tried and true. So you MDs taking freebees from the drug reps can busparcelexapaxilzoloftprozacwelbutrinserequelgeodonlexaproluvoxcymbaltaprestiqu e yourselves..

It took me 13 years to find something that works for me.

I call up the local courthouse everyday to inform them that I have not, as of today, planted a bomb on their premises.

Nowhereman: It took me 13 years to find something that works for me.

So I married her.

Ba dump ting

I'm depressed so I drink. My drinking makes me depressed. Now I'm an alcoholic which is really depressing and I forgot what I was originally depressed about.

Man I need a toke.

drugs

I don't get depressed, because I do (A) and (B) regularly.

Since my depression is due primarily due to work-related stress, I figure that if I do end up deciding to punch out, I'll do it at my desk.

I have a panic disorder (basically anxiety but much worse and 24/7) and the only thing that really makes me feel normal is if I get a nice buzz. But it's a blessing and a curse because the buzz helps, but when it wears off the anxiety is just worse. I've tried probably 10 different drugs and Xanax is really the only thing that kind of helps. So I'm either drinking, on Xanax or both. Vicious cycle, I've forgotten what it's like to be a "normal" person.

A

It took me 13 years to find something that works for me.

See - that's my point. I'd be the mental health version of a cure for cancer that only works if you take it every 6 hours for the next 60 years... The drug companies can CLAIM it works (then quickly mumble the legal disclaimer) and voila! we have drug pushers in 3 piece suits driving BMWs giving free stuff to drs offices.

At a certain point, the cure becomes worse than the disease. I'm glad you found something that works - and for those of you that do find help with them, then great. I've been told by drs/therapists/pharmacists that the anti depressants only truely work in 10-20% of those taking it. Not to mention, if you're on one and try to get life insurance, get ready for a spike in your premium...

Mostly A, although I'd have some smoke if I had some.

And just why can't I do all three?

(Agent Mike, buddy, pal, friend..I'm kidding)

bump: At a certain point, the cure becomes worse than the disease. I'm glad you found something that works - and for those of you that do find help with them, then great. I've been told by drs/therapists/pharmacists that the anti depressants only truely work in 10-20% of those taking it

Life can be farking shiatty. You can have a year where you lose your mother, your job, your dog, and, for a time, your self-confidence. That's been my 2009-2010 so far, and I'm still unemployed right now.

But in that year, there's still some pretty awesome things that happen, but you need to be ALERT to see them. If you're medicated 24-7, you're going to miss that shiat.

Now, in the interest of full disclosure, I smoke pot probably 4 or 5 times a week, so I'm not Mr Teetotaler, but I've never ever in my darkest, most depressed moments, ever considered "Hey maybe there's some pill somewhere that'll make me feel normal again." Pot doesn't make me feel "normal", it makes me feel stoned.

There's no "feeling normal". There's no "normal". The way you "feel" changes as bad and good things happen to you, your outlook changes, and your expectations change, and that's the way farking life is supposed to work. You rely on your family, your friends, and your own strength of spirit, not some farking pill.

Unless it's chemical depression, then I guess you should get some pills. (After getting a second and third opinion).

How best to deal with depression:

Stare at pictures of hot chicks running.

I just read FARK. The brilliant snarky humor on here always makes me laugh.

sleep lack: Stare at pictures of hot chicks running.

not helping.

Rann Xerox: "Masturbate" is not on the list.

At a certain point, the cure becomes worse than the disease.

jakomo002: bump: At a certain point, the cure becomes worse than the disease. I'm glad you found something that works - and for those of you that do find help with them, then great. I've been told by drs/therapists/pharmacists that the anti depressants only truely work in 10-20% of those taking it

Life can be farking shiatty. You can have a year where you lose your mother, your job, your dog, and, for a time, your self-confidence. That's been my 2009-2010 so far, and I'm still unemployed right now.

But in that year, there's still some pretty awesome things that happen, but you need to be ALERT to see them. If you're medicated 24-7, you're going to miss that shiat.

Now, in the interest of full disclosure, I smoke pot probably 4 or 5 times a week, so I'm not Mr Teetotaler, but I've never ever in my darkest, most depressed moments, ever considered "Hey maybe there's some pill somewhere that'll make me feel normal again." Pot doesn't make me feel "normal", it makes me feel stoned.

There's no "feeling normal". There's no "normal". The way you "feel" changes as bad and good things happen to you, your outlook changes, and your expectations change, and that's the way farking life is supposed to work. You rely on your family, your friends, and your own strength of spirit, not some farking pill.

Unless it's chemical depression, then I guess you should get some pills. (After getting a second and third opinion).

I can't speak for people with depression. But my panic disorder is just a severe chemical imbalance. It's a constant thing and anything can trigger it. I mean there are breathing techniques and what not that the doctors say can help, but the bottom line is that I will probably be on medication for the rest of my life.

Put cigarettes out on my thigh, spunk on my chest, cry, pass out. Repeat when necessary.

sboyle1020: I can't speak for people with depression. But my panic disorder is just a severe chemical imbalance. It's a constant thing and anything can trigger it. I mean there are breathing techniques and what not that the doctors say can help, but the bottom line is that I will probably be on medication for the rest of my life.

This is my point as well. You said it well. For a lot of people with depression, anxiety disorder, etc. it really is a chemical imbalance and they really do need medication. You can't just "wish" it to go away.

sboyle1020: I have a panic disorder (basically anxiety but much worse and 24/7) and the only thing that really makes me feel normal is if I get a nice buzz. But it's a blessing and a curse because the buzz helps, but when it wears off the anxiety is just worse. I've tried probably 10 different drugs and Xanax is really the only thing that kind of helps. So I'm either drinking, on Xanax or both. Vicious cycle, I've forgotten what it's like to be a "normal" person.

You ARE normal. In this farked up world you'd have to be oblivious to be straight all the time. Don't worry, the sweet release of death will deliver us all in about a year and a half.

sboyle1020: I mean there are breathing techniques and what not that the doctors say can help, but the bottom line is that I will probably be on medication for the rest of my life.

Probably, but certainly not definitely. There are other ways to deal with it that may be way harder and take more time and effort on your part, but I can guarantee you that being on medication for the rest of your life isn't the singular option.

I mean, there's probably a lot of people who have something pretty close to your condition who cope in much different ways. Different doctors have different approaches, and "conventional" medical wisdom changes every little while.

jakomo002: There's no "feeling normal". There's no "normal". The way you "feel" changes as bad and good things happen to you, your outlook changes, and your expectations change, and that's the way farking life is supposed to work. You rely on your family, your friends, and your own strength of spirit, not some farking pill.

If you suffer from persistent depression, your mood doesn't change that much with life circumstances. That's why people are prescribed medication. Whether and how well it works is another discussion entirely. I've been depressed basically my entire life, minus a few brief episodes where for whatever reason medication worked for a while. When it did work, it didn't change who I basically am - it altered me far less than smoking a fatty or getting drunk would - it just took away the depression and allowed me to function much better. I wasn't even happy so much as I was just not depressed.

I, for one, stop being depressed and be awesome.

Count me in the pool of people who do both, in excess. Exercise is good too.

/not depressed, just tired most of the time
//Life's support group meets at the bar

sleep lack: How best to deal with depression:

Stare at pictures of hot chicks running.

Ok.

cyclebiff: Ok.

you make me sad.

you're a very bad person.

will you be my friend?

Now that's how I should have gotten out of jury duty.

I only get to choose one?

Blues Lounger: sboyle1020: I have a panic disorder (basically anxiety but much worse and 24/7) and the only thing that really makes me feel normal is if I get a nice buzz. But it's a blessing and a curse because the buzz helps, but when it wears off the anxiety is just worse. I've tried probably 10 different drugs and Xanax is really the only thing that kind of helps. So I'm either drinking, on Xanax or both. Vicious cycle, I've forgotten what it's like to be a "normal" person.

You ARE normal. In this farked up world you'd have to be oblivious to be straight all the time. Don't worry, the sweet release of death will deliver us all in about a year and a half.

I sort of meant normal in terms of how I felt before this disorder started 8 years ago. Not "normal" as being judged by the general public...

Depression doesn't exist. It's just pent up guilt in people who hurt someone during childhood. Grow some balls you crybabies.