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(YouTube)   11th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos infomercial. Subby made it to 1:28 before praying for a nuclear holocaust   (youtube.com) divider line 201
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2010-07-20 03:21:39 AM  
Redwing: I love how they don't say WHERE this POS is taking place...

Guess they don't want to get nuked from orbit.

/onlywaytobesure


They say the location at the end of it. It's taking place Aug. 12-15 at Cave In Rock, Il.

/Yeah, I watched the whole thing
//What the hell is Slick Rick doing there?
 
2010-07-20 03:32:54 AM  
2:54

Is that supposed to be a rapper with a rasp?!
 
2010-07-20 04:02:37 AM  
greenz: YO WADDUP YO WHY AL DA HATAZ UP IN HERE
YO MUDDA FUKAZ DONT NO ABOUT DA WIKKED WIKKED CLOWNZ YO

IS FARK.COM NOT DOWN WITH THE CLOWN??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
DEN IMA GIT MY HATCHET UP IN DIS biatch AND RAZE SOME MODERFU KCING BODIEZ

WUT DAT? DO SOMETHING!

JUGGALO 4 LIEF


Someone should have hatcheted you while you were in your mother's joogaloo hoochie patoochie. Then u wuld be hardco0r3z juggile d00dzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

And if you go to the gathering, you'll "probably" get laid. Just like you'll "probably" get laid anywhere else you go the rest of your life....

Come hatchet me, mutthhafrkkaaaaaaaaaaa.
 
2010-07-20 04:13:43 AM  
Dibikad: Redwing: I love how they don't say WHERE this POS is taking place...

Guess they don't want to get nuked from orbit.

/onlywaytobesure

They say the location at the end of it. It's taking place Aug. 12-15 at Cave In Rock, Il.


shall we play a game?

i6.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-20 04:37:45 AM  
rigsamarole.files.wordpress.com
That unfortunate little guy on the left looks like he got stuck in the white box.
 
2010-07-20 04:53:31 AM  
I watched the whole thing.


White folks is crazy.
 
2010-07-20 05:32:08 AM  
Gordon Bennett: I watched the whole thing.


White folks is crazy.


Do black people go to these things?
 
2010-07-20 05:48:27 AM  
Sgt Otter: mtylerjr: They have the "original" gallagher. Not the "gilligan" one, apparently. (?)

Gallagher, at the height of his popularity, had his brother performing in smaller clubs as "Gallagher II," for people who couldn't afford or travel to Gallagher playing large venues.

As Gallagher I's popularity waned, he found himself reduced to playing those same small clubs, so he sued his brother to stop him from performing as Gallagher II.

Gallagher is also now completely insane, btw.


Wow, that is nuts. I remember him being kinda funny.
 
2010-07-20 05:55:07 AM  
Regardless of what we may think of the band and their philosophies, there's one thing I think all people, black and white, fat and skinny, rich and poor, can agree on: Ron Jeremy does tell some great dick jokes.
 
2010-07-20 06:24:49 AM  
Holy shiat, it just keeps getting worse as I watch it. Tila farking Tequila is going to be there? I'm only 7:34 into it... still 10 minutes left. Why am I making myself finish it? Why did I pause it to type this, thus prolonging the endeavor?

I.
Don't.
Know.
 
2010-07-20 06:48:21 AM  
Don't they know that pointing is rude?
 
2010-07-20 07:04:31 AM  
The Juggalos must spend a shiatload of $$ at this thing, because I am amazed at the number of acts that are playing here.
 
2010-07-20 07:31:39 AM  
00:11 "with no corporate sponsorship"
01:10 "the gathering of the juggalos is put on by Psychopathic Records"
Psychopathic Records is a corporation.
 
2010-07-20 08:06:02 AM  
I clicked a few random points in that video. Pure gold. ICP riding horses, Tone Loc's appearance...

/ hold me
 
2010-07-20 08:07:19 AM  
I watched the whole thing. I found it fascinating. First of all, the lineup is... well, I'm not sure. Most of it is crap, some of it is a steaming pile of shiat. But, hey, I'd like to see Redman & Method Man, Tone Loc, Naughty by Nature, etc...

I liked the over-the-top voice over guy and the three hosts have a certain dumb charm about them, especially the girl. The movie trailer made the whole thing worth it. ICP sucks, but at least they're having fun.

I get the impression that the fat one is the brains behind the whole thing. That's probably because he's not the one who is asking how farking magnets work, but still.
 
2010-07-20 08:14:42 AM  
I watched the whole thing (in two minute intervals interspersed with listening to Mozart and watching clips of Cosmos with Carl Sagan to prevent my brain from becoming hypoxic)and I was struck by one thing: the utter banality of the whole event. Washed-up porn stars? Washed-up comedians? Washed-up wrestlers? Washed-up reality TV stars? Washed-up rappers? Amusements like a slip 'n slide? Midgets? Carnival games?

Hanging in the bush for a few days and getting drunk/stoned with like-minded people can be fun, I guess, but it's a shame these Juggalos seem to settle for so much blatant mediocrity, both in their amusement and their lives.
 
2010-07-20 08:31:12 AM  
This pic came from last year's Juggalo convention:

i855.photobucket.com

I think no further comment is necessary.
 
2010-07-20 08:35:08 AM  
I was sorely disappointed that method man was there
 
2010-07-20 09:04:47 AM  
I saw the word "camaraderie" misspelled and some very fat arms waving around the 0:40 mark. Got out before it was too late.
 
2010-07-20 09:47:04 AM  
Can't we get Westboro Baptist Church to protest them?

\Please?
 
2010-07-20 09:55:36 AM  
Get your tickets at Hot Topics.
LMAO.
 
2010-07-20 10:06:44 AM  
RoadRunnr: 00:11 "with no corporate sponsorship"
01:10 "the gathering of the juggalos is put on by Psychopathic Records"
Psychopathic Records is a corporation.


I caught that too.

And it's not like this show is going to be free. Probably $70 per ticket.

These clowns know how to make money.
 
2010-07-20 10:10:14 AM  
wotnartd:
And it's not like this show is going to be free. Probably $70 per ticket.

These clowns know how to make money.


just looked it up.. $150 each.. clowns will make a lot of money.
 
2010-07-20 10:15:39 AM  
wotnartd: RoadRunnr: 00:11 "with no corporate sponsorship"
01:10 "the gathering of the juggalos is put on by Psychopathic Records"
Psychopathic Records is a corporation.

I caught that too.

And it's not like this show is going to be free. Probably $70 per ticket.

These clowns know how to make money.


Those guys have excellent business sense. I also admire the fact they were smart enough to wear clown makeup in all their records. I could have a conversation with one of those ICPs guy at the bar and have no idea who he was. It;'s great, they can go out, extract a massive amount of cash from these people, remove the makeup and blend right back into normally middle and upper class society.
 
2010-07-20 10:15:53 AM  
Were they all rapping the same song, or do I just not get it?
 
2010-07-20 10:22:11 AM  
2chris2: Here we see a juggalo standing guard outside his parents' mobile home. While his body language says that he is prepared to fight to defend his territory, the prepared traveller need simply toss a bag of cheetos near him, creating a distraction that will allow safe passage through the area.

Geez, all he needs is the River Styx behind him....
 
2010-07-20 10:25:44 AM  
Nuclear ICBM.

/when you care enough to send the very best.
 
2010-07-20 10:26:03 AM  
I'm sad that Method Man, Redman, Warren G, are going there. They are far too talented to be mixed in with those folks.

So far 9:30 in, let's see how much I can take. This is ridiculous.
 
2010-07-20 10:27:39 AM  
Not Slick Rick too!
 
2010-07-20 10:28:38 AM  
Hed PE too? Vanilla Ice? And I lost it at the midgets line. Couldn't hold it together.
 
2010-07-20 10:31:18 AM  
I'm not even a wrestling fan, and I want to see Flashlight Wrestling.
 
2010-07-20 10:34:06 AM  
i21.photobucket.com

LOL seriously, that's the name you're gonna run with? OK well you deserve what you get....
 
2010-07-20 10:35:19 AM  
Alright, I made it through the whole thing. Who's going to take one for the team and watch Big Money Rustlas?

The announcer made me crack up at the end. "Grow some farking testes, man!" "It's the best time you, motherfarker, will ever have. And I put that on my nuts."
 
2010-07-20 10:46:16 AM  
Am I halluskinating again, or did one dude really holla "liar, liar, pants on fire" in his gangsta rap?

Didn't catch the rest, but hope it wasn't another vicious verbal smack-down like "I'm telling" or "I know YOU are, but what am I."
 
2010-07-20 10:47:03 AM  
Im convinced this is just a parody of real life.
 
2010-07-20 10:56:50 AM  
GavinTheAlmighty: Alright, I made it through the whole thing. Who's going to take one for the team and watch Big Money Rustlas?



I watched Death Racers beginning to end once. It is pretty extraordinary.

The entire film was shot in what looks like an LA parking lot.

None of the cars ever look to be going faster than they can be pushed by Jugalloo Grips.

It really is artful in a strange way. I highly recommend it.
 
2010-07-20 10:59:57 AM  
I tried to imagine a generation of "Gathering Babies" growing up in the next 15-20 years and...I need to lay down.
 
2010-07-20 11:09:47 AM  
Wingnutwillie: LOL seriously, that's the name you're gonna run with? OK well you deserve what you get....

does that say "brotha lynch bung?"
 
2010-07-20 11:19:25 AM  
I'm trying to figure out where exactly they will be 'gathering' near cave-in-rock... there's Shawnee national forest... I guess they would allow camping there... but I've been to cave-in-rock... and there's a whole lot of nothing there... I mean come on... their claim to fame is that there were some sandstone bluffs big enough to erode a cave... and some robbers hid in the cave a hundred or so years ago... the biggest town near there is sturgis kentucky... cave in rock is so small they don't even warrant a bridge across the river... they run a ferry there.
/farking ferrys, how do they work?

google map (new window)
 
2010-07-20 11:21:04 AM  
OH my fark why are Meth and Red, Naughty By Nature, Warren G, and Spice 1 doing there? Do they just need the money or what?
 
2010-07-20 11:26:33 AM  
Et tu, Slick Rick? I am crying inside.
 
2010-07-20 11:32:08 AM  
Poor Method Man..... is he that hard up for work?
 
2010-07-20 11:39:33 AM  
I admit, I watched the whole farking thing.

Thanks submitter, I haven't laughed that hard in ages.
 
2010-07-20 11:39:35 AM  
Apparently there are going to be carnival rides, which leads to my next question...

Who's going to RUN these carnival rides if every inbred carnie in the nation is attending the event?
 
2010-07-20 11:45:40 AM  
 
2010-07-20 11:46:05 AM  
whiskey tango foxtrot.

that's not real, right? what the fark is a juggaloo, and why do they so many of them look like clowns?
 
2010-07-20 11:47:02 AM  
10,000 people there and not an IQ over 90 in the house.
 
2010-07-20 11:47:02 AM  
i.imgur.com
i'm just going to put this here
 
2010-07-20 11:57:49 AM  
Whats the over under on OD's for this event?
 
2010-07-20 12:02:56 PM  
"Tickets available at Hot Topic." LOL.

/made it all the way to the end somehow
 
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