5:41....and i hate myself for that

Who could lose with Vanilla Ice, "The Alfred Hitchcock of Hiphop", and "If you like midgets we've got midgets for you"?

Andrew WK farking with Juggalos. (new window)

This is why the God invented the daisy cutter. Or would one of those fuel/air bombs be better?

I wanna get sick as hell . . . will they be dropping viruses?

MiddleyMcCentrist: Yeah, I made it to just past the 3 minute mark, saw that freaking... *Naughty By Nature* (yes, and they showed them playing "O.P.P."... that's only about TWENTY YEARS OLD NOW) was on the schedule, briefly L'dMAO and proceeded to immediately close the tab. Followed by a brief sigh and a head shake.

Gallagher is going to be there too!.
Not the Gilligan one either, the original (their words not mine)
It's like Branson, MO loaded up in a truck and went to the woods.

As far as ICP being non corporate, I tell people to watch this Frontline episode. (new window) Skip to Chapter 6 for the ICP part.

No.

Here we see a juggalo standing guard outside his parents' mobile home. While his body language says that he is prepared to fight to defend his territory, the prepared traveller need simply toss a bag of cheetos near him, creating a distraction that will allow safe passage through the area.

i really tried but 1.35 was the most i could take

It wasn't underground at all. I could see grass and trees and shiat.

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Came here for this.

/less than 1min in.

it's at Cave-in-rock in Southern Illinois?!!??? that's in the middle of nowhere (only about an hour or so from me... I won't be attending)

can't imagine what all the farmers in so. Il and western kentucky are going to think about all these juggalos invading their space... could be interesting.

Apparently lil kim and telia tiquila will be there.

Alright vanilla ice slick rick the dude that did funky col madina i think they just litterally called everybody that does any act and booked em.

I tried to watch the whole thing but failed.

Is Mrs. PotatoDick performing?

Every minute something better comes up watch the last 2-3 minutes its a western with everybody in juggalo paint WtF

tila tequila is playing...heaven...

T.M.S.: I disagree. They are master showmen and the level of mythology they have created is no small task. It took brains and creativity.

Most importantly they have an almost unique ability: They know their audience. I cannot think of any other band that is as successful in that goal. Only Oprah and Howard Stern are more in tune with their target.

Agreed. I know little about them, and I hate their music. That said, they've created an entire culture around what they do. The two of them are at the very least creative and business savvy, despite appearances. They have, much like Glenn Beck, managed to convince a subset of less intelligent people to buy into the crap they're peddling.

I made it through the whole thing.

Anybody else?

I didn't think so.

Made it to 4:15, but now demand a selective nuclear strike.

At 15:00 is the trailer for their "movie."

when will white people learn not to try and use black people slang.. (even when throwing a token black man in the car) Although there are a few decent bands on there..

sorry dude.. Big Money Rustlas looks pretty funny with Shaggy slapping the shiat out of people..

House of Tards: Mother f*cking Gallagher is going to be there up in that biatch, mother farker, to smash mother f*cking watermelons all up in that biatch and wonder why those mother f*cking gays smell so darn wicked mother f*cking good, y'all, woo woo. Awesome.

FTFY

Sure, we are all thinking about going for the music, but did you see that there will be seminars? What important issues will be discussed?

Career seminars:

How to move up from frialator to assistant manager at Wendys: a twelve year career plan.

Job interviews: Appropriate clown make-up for aspiring applicants.

Ugly, white and no sense of rhythm? Not always obstacles to becoming a professional rapper.

Music seminars:

Gangsta rap: How to put your Nebraska farm upbringing into words.

The most important musical choice for the artist, does this clown make-up look evil enough?

Science seminars:

Magnets: How they work. A short course in physics.

Lifestyle seminars:

Are they one of the family? How to differentiate between mimes, circus clowns, and fellow Juggalos.

Choosing which tee shirt to wear to a funeral, Juggalos dealing with loss.

They actually followed up the phrase "Hitchcock of Hip Hop" with, "If you like midgets, we got midgets for ya!"

/why are they on a mission to make the word "ninja" uncool?

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While it does exist as a variant in many dictionaries, it has all lingustic elegance of "tazer". Zee, the HFCS of written English.

BorgiaGinz: I watched the whole thing. . all 17 minutes and 24 seconds. . .

I watched the whole thing too. Someone hold me. I has a sad.

Motherfarkin' nuclear weaponry. How do they work?

The whole thing is a farking lie. I've attended the past three years and I didn't get laid like they said you probably would.

Whatthefark: As far as ICP being non corporate, I tell people to watch this Frontline episode. (new window) Skip to Chapter 6 for the ICP part.

Watched the ICP part. They dumped the record label over ten years ago and have been releasing everything since then on their own and look at how many links they still get on Fark.


ICP = Very competent business man.

Juggalos = A 180 degree farking retard squad.

The Man burns in 46 days.

:55 seconds. I hate myself.

Nukes, FABs, and viruses are not through enough. I am hoping/praying (same thing) for a Gamma Ray Burst, rocky mountain sized meteorite, the sun suddenly going all supernova. It is the only way to be sure and not infect the rest of the universe with human stupidity.

They have the "original" gallagher. Not the "gilligan" one, apparently. (?)

Seriously, this scares me. What makes people like this? Is is a reaction to petro-chemicals in bottled water or something?

People love a big party where they're not going to get harassed for being drunk and high.

They don't necessarily care where or what it is.

All right....I can go along with everyone else they booked: either horror rap artists, rappers that haven't had a hit in over ten years (in some cases, 20!), or idiots on their own label; I can accept all that. What in the HOLY HELL are Redman and Method Man doing there????

Ron Jeremy does have good dick jokes.

This must be stopped! Can you imagine the repercussions resulting from the union of two of these Juggalos attending this "gathering"? Think about it, two Juggalos are writhing in their newly purchased Wal-Mart tent, trading face paint while they make the beast with two backs. The progeny that comes forth from this unholy joining will bring sorrow and pain upon this earth beyond all comprehension.

SouthParkCon: ooops...spoke to soon....


Vanilla Ice.

Todd Bridges

Gallagher.

OMG 4:40

They will have Tom Green and Gallagher there. GALLAGHER!

That did it, we need nerve gas, jellied gasoline and aerosol airburst detonations. The nuclear option should still be on the table.

Imperial walkers.

It's the only way to be sure.