FARK.com: (5491889) An Ohio man pleads guilty to showing kids at a lemonade stand his lemonade stand. Hopefully he didn't go around the back where fudge is made

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(newsnet5)		An Ohio man pleads guilty to showing kids at a lemonade stand his lemonade stand. Hopefully he didn't go around the back where fudge is made (newsnet5.com)		35
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Adjective Bird Whiskey		2010-07-19 05:28:04 PM

That's nice, sir, but you still have to pay.

FarkinFarker		2010-07-19 05:42:17 PM

Milk, Milk

Ponzholio		2010-07-19 05:45:24 PM

If you got a lemon, have a party!

tnpir		2010-07-19 05:45:35 PM

FarkinFarker: Milk, Milk

Lemonade
'Round the Corner fudge is made!
Stick your finger in the hole,
Out comes a Tootsie Roll!
Give it to someone else!

/hangs head in shame

VonAether		2010-07-19 05:46:09 PM

Mm, it tastes just like raisins.

Judd Nelson's Nostrils		2010-07-19 05:47:11 PM

Lemonade, that cool refreshing drink.

Ben Enya		2010-07-19 05:49:41 PM

Ponzholio = *golf clap*

K3rmy		2010-07-19 05:50:08 PM

Freeing the Willy. Free Market.

No much difference.

On a side note, as long as he did not use lube, his butt-f*cking of people littler than him would have demonstrated corporate behavior perfectly.

Rubberband Girl		2010-07-19 05:50:54 PM

FTFA - "Another one of the children passed another glass through the window, as I was approaching the car from the back, that's when I saw him, indecently exposed," Ingle said.

Not just exposing himself, but exposing himself to kids who (per TFA) were likely disabled.

I farking hate bullies.

untaken_name		2010-07-19 05:55:38 PM

Wait, are you telling me you're NOT supposed to expose yourself at lemonade stands?

/makes note

texastag		2010-07-19 05:56:58 PM

/With a 60% chance of prison rape

The_Sponge		2010-07-19 06:05:49 PM

texastag: /With a 60% chance of prison rape

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

You just brought back some memories from elementary school.

/Because of the computer game.
//Not the prison rape.

MorphOSX		2010-07-19 06:10:09 PM

VonAether: Mm, it tastes just like raisins.

But did he find that the universe pretty much covers everything?

TheMega		2010-07-19 06:12:06 PM

as I was approaching the car from the back, that's when I saw him, indecently exposed

Guy must be hung like a whale! Seriously, thing was clear up above the seats?!?

If anyone messes with him in prison, he'll just whip it out and smash `em with it!

/might even tie it in a knot, lasso some keys off a sleeping guard and be out in less than a week.

Schmoppo		2010-07-19 06:12:27 PM

HE WAS MASTURBATING!
i98.photobucket.com

Gunz_drawn		2010-07-19 06:17:21 PM

Just stopped by for the "Mm, it tastes just like raisins". Will move on now.

BKITU		2010-07-19 06:19:31 PM

texastag: /With a 60% chance of prison rape

That's just pure win right there.

/Your mother will no longer provide lube for free.

VelmaCruise		2010-07-19 06:22:28 PM

Best Headline, This Week.

Phil Herup		2010-07-19 06:23:41 PM

Judd Nelson's Nostrils: Lemonade, that cool refreshing drink.

www.aolcdn.com

Hey Elvis... we gotta win this race.

bronaugh		2010-07-19 06:25:42 PM

Came for Milk, Milk, Lemonade -- was not disappointed.

/ arguably, the mantitties are unlikely to be large enough to warrant the "milk, milk" but whatever.

Thanks for the Meme-ries		2010-07-19 06:30:33 PM

Ponzholio: If you got a lemon, have a party!

i291.photobucket.com

GIS NSFW (or lunch)
YA, RLY!

VonAether		2010-07-19 06:33:22 PM

MorphOSX: But did he find that the universe pretty much covers everything?

Shut up, woman, get on my horse.

zabadu		2010-07-19 06:38:27 PM

If life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gives them vodka and have a party.

-Tater Salad

altinos		2010-07-19 06:43:33 PM

texastag: /With a 60% chance of prison rape

The duck said grapes.

MC O'Brien		2010-07-19 06:56:02 PM

Gross. Do these articles need to be on Fark?

TheMega		2010-07-19 07:01:45 PM

MC O'Brien: Gross. Do these articles need to be on Fark?

Perhaps you hadn't noticed exactly where you were.
i34.tinypic.com

RaverRevolution		2010-07-19 08:02:10 PM

Ohhh man, no GIS of Herbert's lemonade stand??

invictus2		2010-07-19 08:40:40 PM

Crazy world dont let it get you down son

The Bear		2010-07-19 09:19:47 PM

"Why go to a banana stand, when we can make your banana stand?"

tb tibbles		2010-07-19 10:05:41 PM

What is it with these freaks!! They are not going to get a prize ribbon for flashing their junk...It's going to be quality prison time,loss of income,shaming their own loved ones,and being on a sex offenders list lifetime when it all clears up.

/sorry,just went all captain obvious on that one.

sluck604		2010-07-19 10:19:31 PM

Creepy, this literally happened down the street from where I live and the dude was arrested across the street from where I live.

ty2010		2010-07-20 12:06:34 AM

They obviously forgot to supply him with a stirrer, what else was he to do???

Shadyman		2010-07-20 12:42:20 AM

VonAether: Mm, it tastes just like raisins.

Came here to post this. THIS (NSFW, new window)

Ronnie_Zman		2010-07-20 09:00:43 AM

The guy was just hanging brain, I mean, what's all the fuss? If that's flashing, lock me up.

ferretman		2010-07-20 09:06:47 AM

sluck604: Creepy, this literally happened down the street from where I live and the dude was arrested across the street from where I live.

Was the lemonade any good? Good service?

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