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(CJOnline)   Armed robber steals condoms   ( divider line
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3034 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Oct 2001 at 9:37 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-08 09:40:34 AM  
2001-10-08 09:41:04 AM  
boobiez hehe
2001-10-08 09:41:32 AM  
Cigs and condoms. The guy knows how to have fun.
2001-10-08 09:42:59 AM  
"Lt. John Sidwell said a man armed with a black handgun" and, a giant hard-on.
2001-10-08 09:44:17 AM  
Maybe he knows he's going to be caught and wants to make sure that the man who calls him "biatch" wears protection.
2001-10-08 09:44:50 AM  
"Condomed robber steals arms"
2001-10-08 09:48:46 AM  
Please explain.
2001-10-08 09:51:48 AM  
Maybe he has a buddy in prison and was just trying to help him out. (think about it)LOL
2001-10-08 10:08:10 AM  
"Sack n Pack". That's hilarious.
2001-10-08 10:14:22 AM  
At least it wasn't "Piggly Wiggly"
2001-10-08 10:20:38 AM  
Hey, at least he's a responsible Thug.
2001-10-08 10:27:12 AM  
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
2001-10-08 10:30:25 AM  
Guess he lives by the motto
"Don't be a fool, VULCANIZE your tool!"
2001-10-08 10:38:17 AM  
Condoms suck.
2001-10-08 11:02:08 AM  
This gum tastes like rubber
2001-10-08 11:27:25 AM  
What? You guys don't wear a condom when you smoke a cigarette?
2001-10-08 11:27:38 AM  
"Give me all your condoms and nobody gets pregnant!"
2001-10-08 12:45:15 PM  
Officer please let me go. I have to get these here Balloons to my Daughters B-day Party.
2001-10-08 01:10:05 PM  
Once again I agree with FB. Condoms are terrible. I hate them with every ounce of my very being, and trust me, thats a good amount of ounces.
2001-10-08 01:52:15 PM  
Funny I read the headline as "Armored Rubber Steel Condoms".
2001-10-08 02:55:29 PM  
heh...must suck for you Fb and Fishbulb...

Higher quality women only go for guys that dig their protection and saftey too
2001-10-08 03:02:06 PM  
Those who hate condoms need to make sure they are using them in the correct place. Contrary to what your Sex Ed teachers may have shown you, they are NOT effective when wrapped around a banana.
2001-10-08 04:36:43 PM  
"Sidwell said the man, who dropped the cigarettes and began running, was last seen near S.E. 27th and Colorado."

If he saw this guy drop the cigarettes and start running, why didn't he chase after the bastard...guess he was too busy chowin on a jelly donut...
2001-10-08 05:23:02 PM  
This guy must date some pretty nasty women to warrant thieving condoms... Either that or he's tired of women dragging him on Springer, for the "You're My Baby's Father" shows. - OR - He's got a hot date and couldn't find enough beer cans to turn in to pay for condoms... -OR- ....
2001-10-08 05:33:24 PM  
condoms are expensive, I just bought a quick 3 pack and it cost 5 freaking bucks.
2001-10-08 09:58:43 PM  
Cheaper than a baby.
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