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2010-07-18 08:45:47 PM
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MY TRANSYLVANIA TWIST?!
 
2010-07-18 09:33:33 PM
"I can't imagine life without my Walker's Monster Munch in convenient 1oz packages for only $1.19, and available anywhere snacks are sold!"
 
2010-07-18 10:37:30 PM
for the past two, beef flavour Monster Munch has made up all her meals.

i13.photobucket.com

Your wife got a big appetite for beef flavoured monster munch, does she?
 
2010-07-18 10:49:27 PM
Linky on the blinky?
 
2010-07-19 02:12:24 AM
My mom went to high school with a girl who would only eat french fries. Wouldn't touch anything else.
 
2010-07-19 02:27:03 AM
Debbie Taylor, 30, from Harlow in Essex, takes crisps to restaurants. And when boyfriend Gerald Whittington, 55, took Debbie and her son Luke, 10, for a holiday in Spain

must be true love.

pic from another source:

images.mirror.co.uk
 
2010-07-19 04:36:23 AM
they did the munch.
they did the monster munch.
 
2010-07-19 04:37:41 AM
Link doesn't want to work for me.
 
2010-07-19 04:42:57 AM
I used to like pickled onion flavour monster munch when I was a kid. They are disgusting but I was a kid so I had an excuse. This dumb biatch, not so much.
 
2010-07-19 04:43:17 AM
Subby has clearly never had beef monster munch!!
 
2010-07-19 04:44:32 AM
gmoney101: Subby has clearly never had beef monster munch!!

Subby's mom however, is known as the ...
 
2010-07-19 04:45:55 AM
calbert: Debbie Taylor, 30, from Harlow in Essex, takes crisps to restaurants. And when boyfriend Gerald Whittington, 55, took Debbie and her son Luke, 10, for a holiday in Spain

must be true love.

pic from another source:


At least she eats from a bowl. She's not an animal, y'know.
 
2010-07-19 04:49:16 AM
gaspode: I used to like pickled onion flavour monster munch when I was a kid. They are disgusting but I was a kid so I had an excuse. This dumb biatch, not so much.


Exactly. Everyone remembers having pickled onions Monster Munch as a kid. And this was before they returned with Monster Munch-lite, which is, compared to the originals, total shiat.

So the jokes on her, the dumbass. I hate people who seem to think they 'can't eat anything else'. Yes you can, you just don't want to, you greedy coont. Stop acting like a child.
 
2010-07-19 04:51:53 AM
It's funny, but she is going to die.
 
2010-07-19 04:52:02 AM
Flaming Hot > Pickled Onion >>> Beef.

This woman is clearly crazy.
 
2010-07-19 04:53:24 AM
Knows how she feels (new window)
 
2010-07-19 04:53:41 AM
Linky brokey?
 
2010-07-19 04:56:01 AM
GungFu: gaspode: I used to like pickled onion flavour monster munch when I was a kid. They are disgusting but I was a kid so I had an excuse. This dumb biatch, not so much.


Exactly. Everyone remembers having pickled onions Monster Munch as a kid. And this was before they returned with Monster Munch-lite, which is, compared to the originals, total shiat.

So the jokes on her, the dumbass. I hate people who seem to think they 'can't eat anything else'. Yes you can, you just don't want to, you greedy coont. Stop acting like a child.


Oh, if it isn't Mr "I don't eat monster munch for every meal" up there on his high horse, lording it over us with his varied diet.
 
2010-07-19 04:56:39 AM
theoutlaw: It's funny, but she is going to die.

Funny or die? In this case, both.
 
2010-07-19 04:58:08 AM
I call bullshiat.

Crazy biatch would've died of malnutrition years ago.

Or am I missing a joke somewhere?
 
2010-07-19 04:59:23 AM
A woman eat like that and she dont drink she is gonna die
 
2010-07-19 04:59:52 AM
There is a BBC show called "Freaky Eaters" which is all about UK food disorders, specifically single-food addiction. Apparently this is quite common amongst Brits.
 
2010-07-19 05:01:44 AM
gaspode: I used to like pickled onion flavour monster munch when I was a kid. They are disgusting but I was a kid so I had an excuse. This dumb biatch, not so much.

Pickled onion flavour were great. They made your eyes water and your mouth bleed.
Them and Seabrook's prawn cocktail were the highlights of my childhood.
 
2010-07-19 05:07:09 AM
I went two weeks straight eating only corndogs and root beer for every meal.

Stopped when I pooped blue. Yes, blue. Not blue-ish. Not tinted. Blue.

/CSB?
 
2010-07-19 05:10:02 AM
"So until it causes me serious problems I'll happily go on eating my favourite crisps."

Sounds like a smoker.
 
2010-07-19 05:12:08 AM
Northern: Apparently this is quite common amongst Brits.

[britishfoodsucks.joke]
 
2010-07-19 05:14:37 AM
Everybody gets a sh*t entry level beat when writing general for a paper, but..

unplain.com

Walk across the street, bubbie. These people are f*cking with you.
 
2010-07-19 05:14:55 AM
WTF is monster munch? British crisps = North American potato chips but those don't look like potato chips in that photo.
 
2010-07-19 05:17:09 AM
She wont live to see 40. If she does she will be suffering from a ton of bone loss.


/Just a hunch(back)
 
2010-07-19 05:18:28 AM
farbles: WTF is monster munch? British crisps = North American potato chips but those don't look like potato chips in that photo.

That's your first misconception. They are actually little nuggets of puffed multilateral hatred. With cheesy or vaguely saltiness "goodness."
 
2010-07-19 05:21:16 AM
Until I saw her picture she sounded fat.
 
2010-07-19 05:25:41 AM
theoutlaw: It's funny, but she is going to die.

And her grave will be strewn with empty, tear-stained packages of Monster Munch, whatever the fark that is.
 
2010-07-19 05:29:00 AM
outatime: theoutlaw: It's funny, but she is going to die.

And her grave will be strewn with empty, tear-stained packages of Monster Munch, whatever the fark that is.


"That were 'er, that were"

www.prideofmanchester.com
 
2010-07-19 05:31:32 AM
Neat....
 
2010-07-19 05:35:10 AM
Northern: There is a BBC show called "Freaky Eaters" which is all about UK food disorders, specifically single-food addiction. Apparently this is quite common amongst Brits.

So that would be any of their cuisine then?
 
2010-07-19 05:41:12 AM
They're like corn chips... It's basically like eating nothing but Fritos for ten years.

How is this woman not a lardass? It's gotta be fake.
 
2010-07-19 05:43:04 AM
RayD8: Northern: There is a BBC show called "Freaky Eaters" which is all about UK food disorders, specifically single-food addiction. Apparently this is quite common amongst Brits.

So that would be any of their cuisine then?


Hur hur hur snurt derp.

Wait... no, wait, I don't get it. Are you saying we only eat one thing? I never thought that was the stereotype, just that it was all terrible.
 
2010-07-19 05:54:29 AM
Debbie added: "I know people must think it's strange but it's not hurting anyone else and my heart hasn't stopped yet.
 
2010-07-19 05:54:48 AM
theoutlaw: It's funny, but she is going to die.

www.wired.com
Who cares? We're all gonna die someday.
 
2010-07-19 05:57:17 AM
enkindle: They're like corn chips... It's basically like eating nothing but Fritos for ten years.

How is this woman not a lardass? It's gotta be fake.


Let's see, if we take the nutritional info I posted as accurate, we have 108 calories per 22g of Munch.

1700 calories per day would be only 346.3g of Munch. That's about 12.2oz of food, or 3/4 of a pound. A medium bag of chips is around 10oz.

If she's small, that may be enough to make her feel full, especially if she's eating that constantly, spread out over a day.

So she is more likely to be undernourished if she's eating enough to function. That's my conclusion, anyway.
 
2010-07-19 05:57:46 AM
theoutlaw: RayD8: Northern: There is a BBC show called "Freaky Eaters" which is all about UK food disorders, specifically single-food addiction. Apparently this is quite common amongst Brits.

So that would be any of their cuisine then?

Hur hur hur snurt derp.

Wait... no, wait, I don't get it. Are you saying we only eat one thing? I never thought that was the stereotype, just that it was all terrible.


Yes, you limeys eat only one thing. It's called "terrible". Sure, you've managed to package it in different forms, but it's all still terrible.
 
2010-07-19 05:59:56 AM
Oh yeah, to clarify: some fatasses each meals, and then stuff their faces with chips and crap on top of that.

This woman isn't eating meals at all. She's trying to live on chips.

Beats spotted dick, I guess.
 
2010-07-19 06:00:06 AM
blackheart666: theoutlaw: RayD8: Northern: There is a BBC show called "Freaky Eaters" which is all about UK food disorders, specifically single-food addiction. Apparently this is quite common amongst Brits.

So that would be any of their cuisine then?

Hur hur hur snurt derp.

Wait... no, wait, I don't get it. Are you saying we only eat one thing? I never thought that was the stereotype, just that it was all terrible.

Yes, you limeys eat only one thing. It's called "terrible". Sure, you've managed to package it in different forms, but it's all still terrible.


Terribly delicious!
 
2010-07-19 06:32:36 AM
911Jenny: I went two weeks straight eating only corndogs and root beer for every meal.

Stopped when I pooped blue. Yes, blue. Not blue-ish. Not tinted. Blue.

/CSB?


Soilent Blue is smurfff!!!
 
2010-07-19 06:35:44 AM
thelordofcheese: theoutlaw: It's funny, but she is going to die.


Who cares? We're all gonna die someday.

i.adultswim.com

"Physical fitness... whatever, you know? Whatever. You do what you like to do, I do what I like to do, OK? But you're a sucker. You get fed this line about how, like, you're gonna live forever or whatever. You're gonna die. Someone'll kill ya. Someone'll kill ya with a knife. You make sure your abs are, uh, friggin' ripped; you got some good guns! You wanna look good for when you get stabbed with a knife. Sorry, that's how it works."

/hot
 
2010-07-19 06:59:56 AM
zerkalo: A woman eat like that and she dont drink she is gonna die

When?

//Thanks for the advice, Bart.
 
2010-07-19 07:00:29 AM
gmoney101: blackheart666: theoutlaw: RayD8: Northern: There is a BBC show called "Freaky Eaters" which is all about UK food disorders, specifically single-food addiction. Apparently this is quite common amongst Brits.

So that would be any of their cuisine then?

Hur hur hur snurt derp.

Wait... no, wait, I don't get it. Are you saying we only eat one thing? I never thought that was the stereotype, just that it was all terrible.

Yes, you limeys eat only one thing. It's called "terrible". Sure, you've managed to package it in different forms, but it's all still terrible.

Hmmm... british food is terrible?

Care to explain this abomination??


Dear God-Stop-Please End It Now-Stop
 
2010-07-19 07:00:40 AM
gmoney101: Hmmm... british food is terrible?

Care to explain this abomination??


I was in Rome recently and overheard a family of Americans. One of the kids was whining about being hungry so they decided to stop for lunch. In a city full of some of the best food in the world, they chose to go to....Burger King. I'm convinced that when an American says they don't like a type of food, what they're actually saying is that they don't like the fact that it's different to their standard fare.
 
2010-07-19 07:05:58 AM
The Envoy: gmoney101: Hmmm... british food is terrible?

Care to explain this abomination??

I was in Rome recently and overheard a family of Americans. One of the kids was whining about being hungry so they decided to stop for lunch. In a city full of some of the best food in the world, they chose to go to....Burger King. I'm convinced that when an American says they don't like a type of food, what they're actually saying is that they don't like the fact that it's different to their standard fare.


I know exactly what happened...

a temper tantrum.
 
2010-07-19 07:17:35 AM
Jedekai: The Envoy: gmoney101: Hmmm... british food is terrible?

Care to explain this abomination??

I was in Rome recently and overheard a family of Americans. One of the kids was whining about being hungry so they decided to stop for lunch. In a city full of some of the best food in the world, they chose to go to....Burger King. I'm convinced that when an American says they don't like a type of food, what they're actually saying is that they don't like the fact that it's different to their standard fare.

I know exactly what happened...

a temper tantrum.


And clearly the best way to deal with one of those is by shoving a burger down the kids throat, rewarding the bad behaviour.
 
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