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		Wedding from hell: Ringbearer has a seizure, the groom's mother collapses, a guest learns his father has died and two children suffer head injuries. Suddenly your best man getting drunk before the toast doesn't seem so bad (dailymail.co.uk)		76
		More: Scary, head injuries, Melton Mowbray, Nottingham, low blood pressure

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rcain		2010-07-16 07:56:59 PM

And after all that he tempts fate and still goes through and consecrates it?

*clicks link*

Paul, 50. ... Vilma, 30
Now it all makes sense.

And a hot plate!		2010-07-16 08:00:54 PM

And the celebrity at the reception was Gallagher...

ArkAngel		2010-07-16 08:50:22 PM

What a seizing ring bearer may look like

Earguy		2010-07-16 08:52:03 PM

I just appreciate submitter translating the article into English.

dark side of the moon		2010-07-16 09:05:31 PM

Sheesh. Sounds like a hour of America's Funniest Videos wedding edition all rolled into one wedding.

dark side of the moon		2010-07-16 09:06:29 PM

I also expect this to turn into a thread about Farkers' personal wedding nightmares.

Please?

Earguy		2010-07-16 09:15:31 PM

dark side of the moon: I also expect this to turn into a thread about Farkers' personal wedding nightmares.

Please?

My sister's second (of three, so far) wedding featured the groom's mother intentionally getting him drunk before the wedding. The preacher held up the ceremony for an hour while they poured coffee in him and walked him around. She almost canceled the wedding.

The video is priceless.

mettle-metal		2010-07-16 11:30:52 PM

dark side of the moon: I also expect this to turn into a thread about Farkers' personal wedding nightmares.

Please?

Unfortunately for you, I had the bestest maid of honor ever, who managed to prevent every single nightmare from happening. This largely just meant keeping my mom away from me and my new in-laws.

aspAddict		2010-07-16 11:34:21 PM

I married a whore. Does that count?

/Don't mind me, that's the vodak talking. :D

tonesskin		2010-07-16 11:34:48 PM

This situation sounds horrible, but nothing like what happened to me on the day of my friend's wedding. I went into a Home Depot and there was a felt sign with flowers on it. The flowers made me so outraged that I had to call Home Depot and remind them about 9/11. I was too broken to actually make it to the wedding. I hope it was a good one.

Gyrfalcon		2010-07-16 11:35:27 PM

"So, Susan, when are you getting married?"

ARE YOU FARKING INSANE????

LincolnLogolas		2010-07-16 11:36:28 PM

My best man and my wife's maid of honor were farking HAMMERED when they did their speeches. Made them all the better.

tonesskin		2010-07-16 11:36:45 PM

aspAddict: I married a whore. Does that count?

You married her, too?

The Thnikkaman		2010-07-16 11:36:52 PM

The Aristocrats?

texdent		2010-07-16 11:38:00 PM

At my brother's wedding, the officiating pastor went on a 30 minute talk about how the blue moon. No one knew she was going to do that.

/Lame story in comparison to the featured wedding, bro.

studebaker hoch		2010-07-16 11:40:02 PM

And I thought the last wedding I went to sucked because we ran out of blow before midnight.

/some of you SOBs be hoggin' it.

tonesskin		2010-07-16 11:40:52 PM

texdent: At my brother's wedding, the officiating pastor went on a 30 minute talk about how the blue moon.

How the blue moon what?

Maybe he was saying he blew Moon, which is his pet name for your brother.

anfrind		2010-07-16 11:45:34 PM

tonesskin: This situation sounds horrible, but nothing like what happened to me on the day of my friend's wedding. I went into a Home Depot and there was a felt sign with flowers on it. The flowers made me so outraged that I had to call Home Depot and remind them about 9/11. I was too broken to actually make it to the wedding. I hope it was a good one.

trishatruly.files.wordpress.com

texdent		2010-07-16 11:46:51 PM

tonesskin: texdent: At my brother's wedding, the officiating pastor went on a 30 minute talk about how the blue moon.

How the blue moon what?

Maybe he was saying he blew Moon, which is his pet name for your brother.

No, it was the night of the blue moon. No one blew Moon.

fragMasterFlash		2010-07-16 11:53:44 PM

THREADJACK: Who wants to play last post before Fark database upgrade downtime?

silent tom		2010-07-16 11:54:46 PM

fragMasterFlash: THREADJACK: Who wants to play last post before Fark database upgrade downtime?

no thank you. next time maybe....

fragMasterFlash		2010-07-16 11:55:32 PM

silent tom: fragMasterFlash: THREADJACK: Who wants to play last post before Fark database upgrade downtime?

no thank you. next time maybe....

But... there could be prizes!

lenfromak		2010-07-16 11:57:28 PM

How fat must the bridesmaids been to need the lorries?

silent tom		2010-07-16 11:57:36 PM

really? what sort of prizes? nevermind, i'm in!

fragMasterFlash		2010-07-16 11:58:36 PM

silent tom: really? what sort of prizes? nevermind, i'm in!

You must fight the good fight and stake your claim to LAST POST!

lenfromak		2010-07-16 11:58:42 PM

Oh, just put "have" in there at the right place.

silent tom		2010-07-16 11:59:23 PM

fragMasterFlash: silent tom: really? what sort of prizes? nevermind, i'm in!

You must fight the good fight and stake your claim to LAST POST!

nahhhh....never happen. i never win anything

MorteDiem		2010-07-17 12:00:00 AM

What a blue Moon may look like

fragMasterFlash		2010-07-17 12:00:13 AM

silent tom: fragMasterFlash: silent tom: really? what sort of prizes? nevermind, i'm in!

You must fight the good fight and stake your claim to LAST POST!

nahhhh....never happen. i never win anything

CLAIM IT!

tetsoushima		2010-07-17 12:00:28 AM

Instead of the "kiss of life" the grandma should have done the drum solo of life.

www.rushisaband.com

That would have redeemed the entire day.

/Except for the marriage.

silent tom		2010-07-17 12:00:40 AM

tetsoushima		2010-07-17 12:01:26 AM

silent tom: silent tom: fragMasterFlash: silent tom: really? what sort of prizes? nevermind, i'm in!

You must fight the good fight and stake your claim to LAST POST!

nahhhh....never happen. i never win anything

see? told ya :(

I'm in too!

fragMasterFlash		2010-07-17 12:02:37 AM

Last post isnt last post unless you claim it to be so!

LAST POST!

silent tom		2010-07-17 12:02:40 AM

doesn't look like they're shuttin' down after all....probably forgot.

a61sun		2010-07-17 12:03:35 AM

Someone has their head stuck in the server now via the webcam.

Last Post!

Cerridwen		2010-07-17 12:04:03 AM

Years ago I attended a wedding held in a VFW hall.

There was open bar BEFORE the ceremony and nearly everyone was hammered before the wedding even started. In fact the minister performing the wedding stopped three times to plead with the people attending the wedding to not drink during the ceremony.

During the reception, the Best Man and his girlfriend got into a fight and she ended up breaking a beer bottle over his head. The wedding pictures had the Best Man with blood stains all over his tux.

Plus the Bride was pregnant at the time and ran off to puke in the bathroom during her 1st dance with her new husband.

fragMasterFlash		2010-07-17 12:04:13 AM

a61sun: Someone has their head stuck in the server now via the webcam.

Last Post!

The game is afoot... LAST POST!

silent tom		2010-07-17 12:04:13 AM

last post!!!!!!

MorteDiem		2010-07-17 12:04:23 AM

They forgot to spill beer on the server?

studebaker hoch		2010-07-17 12:04:54 AM

Nobody is going to play that lame ass game.

We're mature here.

a61sun		2010-07-17 12:05:13 AM

they forgot to server the beer?

AllzLoZT		2010-07-17 12:05:55 AM

Some friends of the family had a wedding reception featuring the obese mother of the bride being carted off in an ambulance for, get this, choking on an empty mustard packet. To this day I'm baffled at how she managed to pull that one off.

a61sun		2010-07-17 12:06:20 AM

Wait...there's RULES?

Last Post

fragMasterFlash		2010-07-17 12:07:23 AM

studebaker hoch: Nobody is going to play that lame ass game.

We're mature here.

Let a player play, crackfiend.

LAST POST!

silent tom		2010-07-17 12:07:31 AM

studebaker hoch: Nobody is going to play that lame ass game.

We're mature here.

oh. i had no idea. hmph. well phooie. how about a game of Boobies?
(last post!)

MorteDiem		2010-07-17 12:12:49 AM

What a last post may look like

/yeah, hot

Brian_of_Nazareth		2010-07-17 12:12:53 AM

Is it last post yet?

Cheers.

/I hate that song

silent tom		2010-07-17 12:14:04 AM

MorteDiem: What a last post may look like

/yeah, hot

well shoot. i thought mine was the LAST POST!

meat0918		2010-07-17 01:06:12 AM

Weddings are crazy, I used to help supervise a crew at a small convention center in college

I worked one that the groom's uncle had the his house burn down during the ceremony that almost didn't happen because of a freak ice storm.

The mother of the bride was insane, and the cake had plastic beads instead of candies on it.