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2010-07-16 11:40:17 AM
First reaction: that's pretty cool for somewhere you want to sneak in drinks.
Second reaction: Considering my boobs, people would think I was sneaking something else in, like a bomb or a watermelon.
Third reaction: and how quickly would those drinks become *warm* from your body temperature?
 
2010-07-16 11:45:18 AM
Can it be filled with sand?

/You know... for realism?
 
2010-07-16 11:55:31 AM
Bravo.


Also, will be confusing for a lot of men - the more she drinks, the smaller her boobs get
 
2010-07-16 11:55:55 AM
First reaction: Didn't I see this a year ago?
Second reaction: I probably did but I am way to lazy to look
Third reaction: I want to be a bouncer if I get to grab women's boobies to check for this sort of thing
 
2010-07-16 01:02:17 PM
Boobs, is there anything the can't do?
 
2010-07-16 01:07:51 PM
Should come with an adapter so that you can drink directly from the nipple area.
 
2010-07-16 01:07:56 PM
Hmm, a bit warm but subtly oaked with brisk undertones of orangerind and tobacco. Also a heady undertone of - dear what is the phrasing I'm looking for? Chunky curds of congealed lactate material?!?!?!!!

BLAARRRRRGHH!
 
2010-07-16 01:08:38 PM
Cardinal Fang... give the rack... a turn!
 
2010-07-16 01:19:47 PM
Room temperature wine is gross as it is. This sounds even worse.

Although ... mulled wine (it's supposed to be served hot) in the winter would be nice and cozy on the ladies on cold days.
 
2010-07-16 01:19:59 PM
Great invention, Boozy McTits.
 
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2010-07-16 01:20:53 PM
EvilEgg: First reaction: Didn't I see this a year ago?

Yeah, it was making the email rounds. Guess it never landed here, or it's a dupe...
 
2010-07-16 01:36:31 PM
that chick is ugly
 
2010-07-16 01:36:56 PM
I was thinking we have have not had a Friday boobie thread in a while.
 
2010-07-16 01:37:26 PM
Members of the TFNC Single Bottle Wine Rack Club, Represent!
 
2010-07-16 01:37:44 PM
Why no mention of the "what a tranny might look like wearing one" in the tag line?
 
2010-07-16 01:37:54 PM
From the look of the model I guess it's a hit with transvestites.
 
2010-07-16 01:38:28 PM
by the time you finish the booze you won't care that she's got A cups
 
2010-07-16 01:38:28 PM
Why does Fark have so many links about boobies and so few pictures?
 
2010-07-16 01:38:55 PM
Does it have a manifold for adding extra tubes? Ya know, for freaky parties!!
 
2010-07-16 01:39:56 PM
Bought this for my girlfriend last Xmas.

We filled it with bourbon for Gasparilla.

/Cool story, bro.
 
2010-07-16 01:40:12 PM
www.thebeerbelly.com
 
2010-07-16 01:40:20 PM
Perfect for duplicitous, predatory transvestites-as your shrinking breasts belie your masculine nature your guzzling target will be proportionately less concerned.
 
2010-07-16 01:40:23 PM
eraser8: Why does Fark have so many links about boobies and so few pictures?

Cause they have their own secret hidden tab:

Foobies (new window)
 
2010-07-16 01:40:34 PM
serpent_sky: Considering my boobs, people would think I was sneaking something else in, like a bomb or a watermelon.

How YOU doin?
 
2010-07-16 01:40:47 PM
I just told my fiancee one of these in her size should hold about 10 gallons of wine.

She was not pleased.

/she's not fat, but she has 36DDs
//motorboating FTW!
 
2010-07-16 01:41:09 PM
Could they have found an uglier chick to pose for that picture?
 
2010-07-16 01:41:14 PM
I'd pop that cork.
 
2010-07-16 01:41:16 PM
Headso: that chick is ugly

LMAO!!!

that pic looks like dialysis and not like something i'd want to consume.
 
2010-07-16 01:41:18 PM
Cue the old news is so exciting pic...
 
2010-07-16 01:42:31 PM
Headso: that chick is ugly

Is she really?

Guess it's time for another trip to optomitrist for me. Everyone has been kind of blurred lately, being kind-hearted and charitable by nature, I always just assume they are stunningly beautiful.
 
2010-07-16 01:42:34 PM
mainstreet62: I just told my fiancee one of these in her size should hold about 10 gallons of wine.

She was not pleased.

/she's not fat, but she has 36DDs
//motorboating FTW!


Pics or it didn't happen

/Someone is sleeping on the couch tonight
 
2010-07-16 01:43:22 PM
I like my wine shaken, not stirred?
 
2010-07-16 01:44:31 PM
How do you hide the spigot thing? Can't you just drink from the source?
 
2010-07-16 01:44:42 PM
eraser8: Why does Fark have so many links about boobies and so few pictures?

you'll get over it.
 
2010-07-16 01:44:46 PM
and with christmas just around the corner.
 
2010-07-16 01:45:50 PM
Mrs. Buck might like this for carrying her margaritas around.

//'her margaritas'--heh, heh
///Yep. Went there
 
2010-07-16 01:46:26 PM
Headso: that chick is ugly

That's what the booze is for, duh!
 
2010-07-16 01:47:09 PM
That girl seems swarthy for a foxnews.com article...
 
2010-07-16 01:47:20 PM
They could at at least made it attractive looking, just saying :)
 
2010-07-16 01:47:51 PM
yert: and with christmas just around the corner.

I know what my gf is getting!
 
2010-07-16 01:48:08 PM
Thought it was going to be an article about Sandra Lee, then quickly realized she doesn't drink wine but throws booze into a pitcher with some kool-aid. Does have a nice rack though.
 
2010-07-16 01:48:42 PM
Cause there's nothing better than wine at body temperature.
 
2010-07-16 01:49:08 PM
Headso: that chick is ugly

Hey, there's nothing wrong with Michelle Rodriguez! She did a fine job on Lost. When she was sober.

/hey, waitaminute.....
 
2010-07-16 01:51:22 PM
Definitely not a fan of man boobs, but that dude's rack is awesome.
 
2010-07-16 01:51:29 PM
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Wake me when the story makes it to HLN.

/giggity
 
2010-07-16 01:51:41 PM
Meh, I've farked fapped to fantasized about taken home one far more hideous than her.
 
2010-07-16 01:52:04 PM
fireclown
eraser8: Why does Fark have so many links about boobies and so few pictures?

you'll get over it.


But if there were pics, he'd get off on it?
 
2010-07-16 01:52:10 PM
Every day we edge a little bit closer

static.open.salon.com
 
2010-07-16 01:54:32 PM
I think that belongs to Smitty Werbenjegermanjensen's wife...she too was number 1.
 
2010-07-16 01:54:35 PM
Their cups runneth over?
 
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