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(MSNBC)   And another country inches perilously closer to allowing sex with turtles   (msnbc.msn.com ) divider line 195
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2010-07-15 02:41:57 PM  
turtle553

Monument to new law:

one internet.
 
2010-07-15 02:42:01 PM  

Barakku: Barbigazi: rmz: This is Argentina, so it would probably be sex with llamas.

That's how alpacas are made.

That's alpaca lies!


Yeah, I think he's trying to pull the wool over our eyes.
 
2010-07-15 02:42:12 PM  
It's not just sex with turtles, they pretty much just admitted they all want a penis stuffed in their rectum and wriggled around in their excrement. Yes, they voted and they want that done to them.

Link (new window)
 
2010-07-15 02:42:30 PM  
it's sad, sad situation when friggin' Argentina is decades ahead of the "greatest" country on earth.

/die you fundie f*cks
 
2010-07-15 02:44:00 PM  
Ahh, the slippery slope of a pengin's lubricated anus..
 
2010-07-15 02:44:25 PM  
"Jorge Mario Bergoglio" is the gayest name ever. EVER!
 
2010-07-15 02:45:24 PM  
Why is it that the Catholic country is more willing to legalize gay marriage, where thirty years ago, divorce wasn't even legal?

Seriously, America. Get over the "ZOMG GHEYS" thing. A Catholic country should not be more socially liberal than you are.
 
2010-07-15 02:45:29 PM  
208.116.9.205

Yeah, but who will be lovin' this lonely critter?
/It's smiling at you.
 
2010-07-15 02:45:59 PM  
I'll...

be...

in...

my...

...

...bunk.
 
2010-07-15 02:46:37 PM  

Scutter: saw a t


And boofed it. That's you behind that turtle, isn't it?
 
2010-07-15 02:48:26 PM  
Since this is Argentina, shouldn't the country be centimetre-ing along subby?
 
2010-07-15 02:49:18 PM  

kzp7: Yeah, but who will be lovin' this lonely critter?
/It's smiling at you.


208.116.9.205

We don't even care whether or NOT we care.
 
2010-07-15 02:49:34 PM  

BadAnalogyGuy: Why would anyone want to have sex with turtles?


Once you get a get a good snapper, you'll want to go shellback
 
2010-07-15 02:51:00 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: You know, you hardly ever hear about Argentina.


Most ethnically European country in the new world.
Wants the islands to their East.
Defaults on their debt a lot.
Loved their map in Age of Empires 3.

That's about all I know.
 
2010-07-15 02:53:40 PM  
Thread needs pix of Argentine ladies, lest the gheys score another victory.
 
2010-07-15 02:54:16 PM  

turtle553: Monument to new law:


Rule 34 wins again.
 
2010-07-15 02:55:03 PM  

X MEAT PUPPET: Hellllp Mr Wizard!
/Obscure?


Trizzel trazzel truzzel trome
Time for this one
to come home
 
2010-07-15 02:56:26 PM  
Steve Martin approves. (turtle part is at 3:15)
 
2010-07-15 02:57:47 PM  
Well. I guess the requests by morman missionaries to go to Argentina will increase. So they can get busy. Legally.
 
2010-07-15 03:00:14 PM  
Where are the pics of hot Argentine lesbians?
 
2010-07-15 03:01:50 PM  
I know there's an Evita Peron joke in there somewhere....
 
2010-07-15 03:01:56 PM  
Bodacious cowboys such as your friend...would never be welcome here.
 
2010-07-15 03:03:14 PM  
why do gay people need to get married again?
 
2010-07-15 03:04:22 PM  

lennavan: It's not just sex with turtles, they pretty much just admitted they all want a penis stuffed in their rectum and wriggled around in their excrement. Yes, they voted and they want that done to them.

You know, some people pay extra for that.

 
2010-07-15 03:04:35 PM  
Just heard this on NPR-- yaaaay!
 
2010-07-15 03:05:46 PM  

Listerine: why do gay people need to get married again?


Because weddings are fun, but GAY Weddings are super fun. Previously we've had to camp up our funerals to compensate.
 
2010-07-15 03:06:46 PM  
Why would anyone want to have sex with turtles?

Because they're easy to catch?
 
2010-07-15 03:07:07 PM  
Listerine:
why do gay people need to get married again?

I am guessing so they can see their loved ones in hospital, have a clear system of inheritance, who has what legal rights and so on, and since marriage has been corrupted by those damn 19th century scumbags into being about love, instead of an arrangement to control land and property, like it is supposed to be.
 
2010-07-15 03:07:17 PM  

Listerine: why do gay people need to get married again?


For the same reasons that straight people feel the need to.
 
2010-07-15 03:07:20 PM  
I can't believe a farking south american country beat us to this. It might just be time to round up the christians and put them in some camps that will teach them how to concentrate.
 
2010-07-15 03:08:13 PM  

limeyfellow: Listerine:
why do gay people need to get married again?

I am guessing so they can see their loved ones in hospital, have a clear system of inheritance, who has what legal rights and so on, and since marriage has been corrupted by those damn 19th century scumbags into being about love, instead of an arrangement to control land and property, like it is supposed to be.


would be nice if the hospital visitation issue were changed, agreed
 
2010-07-15 03:08:42 PM  

Mr-Wunderful: Where are the pics of hot Argentine lesbians?


I donno about lesbians, but:

citizenchris.typepad.com

What a gay Argentinian may look like.
 
2010-07-15 03:09:35 PM  

Listerine: why do gay people need to get married again?


I think it has to do with farking turtles. I saw a diagram somewhere upthread.
 
2010-07-15 03:10:09 PM  

fappomatic: I know there's an Evita Peron joke in there somewhere....


Don't cry for me erotica tortuga!
 
2010-07-15 03:10:38 PM  

PonceAlyosha: Listerine: why do gay people need to get married again?

Because weddings are fun, but GAY Weddings are super fun. Previously we've had to camp up our funerals to compensate.


I heard Gay weddings are fabulous.
 
2010-07-15 03:10:48 PM  

Decados: Listerine: why do gay people need to get married again?

For the same reasons that straight people feel the need to.


i was unaware two same sex people could conceive a child together
 
2010-07-15 03:12:06 PM  

kzp7: Yeah, but who will be lovin' this lonely critter?
/It's smiling at you.


Now that's an UFIA pic if I've ever seen one
 
2010-07-15 03:12:12 PM  

Listerine: Decados: Listerine: why do gay people need to get married again?

For the same reasons that straight people feel the need to.

i was unaware two same sex people could conceive a child together


Well, when two people really love each other and there's more love than can be contained by them, a child is born.
 
2010-07-15 03:12:24 PM  

NobleHam: That's all well and good, but what about tortoises?!


Tortoises? Tortoises?!? You sick bastard! We're having a beautiful conversation about turtle love and you have to bring tortoises into it. You should be ashamed.
 
2010-07-15 03:12:46 PM  

Listerine: why do gay people need to get married again?


Hey, they deserve to be just as miserable as straight married couples. It's a human right.
 
2010-07-15 03:13:10 PM  

Listerine: Decados: Listerine: why do gay people need to get married again?

For the same reasons that straight people feel the need to.

i was unaware two same sex people could conceive a child together


I was unaware that the only reason people got married was to conceive children.
 
2010-07-15 03:13:32 PM  

Listerine: Decados: Listerine: why do gay people need to get married again?

For the same reasons that straight people feel the need to.

i was unaware two same sex people could conceive a child together


Have you SEEN my butt baby??
 
2010-07-15 03:13:54 PM  
www.breitbart.tv (pops)

/hot like ducks
 
2010-07-15 03:14:14 PM  

Alegria: FTFA: "Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio led the campaign, saying, 'children need to have the right to be raised and educated by a father and a mother.'"

Amen. Therefore, they also need to pass a law saying that if your spouse dies, you have thirty days to find a new one or else risk having your children removed by the state and placed with a two-parent family, just as God intended.


NAh, the Bible says just marry his brother. Problem solved!
 
2010-07-15 03:14:18 PM  

Nightjars: Ahh, the slippery slope of a pengin's lubricated anus..


No, he was just eating ice cream. Honest!
 
2010-07-15 03:17:00 PM  

fn129: Listerine: Decados: Listerine: why do gay people need to get married again?

For the same reasons that straight people feel the need to.

i was unaware two same sex people could conceive a child together

I was unaware that the only reason people got married was to conceive children.


I guess now it's for tax benefits and so you can write your own mushy meaningless vows, get divorced in 5 years, rinse, repeat, so maybe you're on to something.
 
2010-07-15 03:17:30 PM  
Confucious say man who have sex with turtle end up shell of former self.
 
2010-07-15 03:21:55 PM  

Listerine: fn129: Listerine: Decados: Listerine: why do gay people need to get married again?

For the same reasons that straight people feel the need to.

i was unaware two same sex people could conceive a child together

I was unaware that the only reason people got married was to conceive children.

I guess now it's for tax benefits and so you can write your own mushy meaningless vows, get divorced in 5 years, rinse, repeat, so maybe you're on to something.


Actually, that's pretty much what it always was. It's always been about economics and property transfers and inheritance.

It's the only reason why you get married in the eyes of the state.
 
2010-07-15 03:23:58 PM  

Yaxe: Why is it that the Catholic country is more willing to legalize gay marriage, where thirty years ago, divorce wasn't even legal?

Seriously, America. Get over the "ZOMG GHEYS" thing. A Catholic country should not be more socially liberal than you are.


This is an easy one. Teh Gheys are the only people left in America that you can "legally" discriminate against. The right wing/fundies have but one group left to openly hate on, and they are not going to let that go easily. Oh sure they still hate/discriminate those that are not like them, brown people, non-fundies, people who understand science, but they can't do it openly and with the protection of the law.
 
2010-07-15 03:24:21 PM  

radioman_: Confucious say man who have sex with turtle end up shell of former self.


northoftheriver.files.wordpress.com

AGREES.

/Hot like accidentally-crossed swords are not
 
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