This is Argentina, so it would probably be sex with llamas.

Let me be the first to congratulate Maradona and his life partner. Mazel Tov!

Barbigazi: rmz: This is Argentina, so it would probably be sex with llamas.

That's how alpacas are made.

alpaca my bags now then!

/sorry

April O'Neil is totally excited.

Yo, Fark. I heard you like snapping turtles so I put your snapping turtle in a snapping turtle so you could snap while you-ah fark it.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: April O'Neil is totally excited.

Lol.

Last seen leaving for Buenos Aires:

♫"Here comes Franklin. Coming over to play."♪

And a hot plate!: Let me be the first to congratulate Maradona and his life partner. Mazel Tov!

Somebody's going to be getting the Hand of God tonight!

Barbigazi: rmz: This is Argentina, so it would probably be sex with llamas.

That's how alpacas are made.

buttpaca.

FTFA: But Sen. Norma Morandini, another member of the president's party, compared the discrimination closeted gays face to the oppression imposed by Argentina's dictators decades ago.

Is that the Argentinian version of the Godwin?

+ 1 Subby.

That happened because Maradona was kissing and huging the players after the games...

Well, I guess they're up next for some smiting. This was why god smited Haiti right? And Louisiana? India?

That's all well and good, but what about tortoises?!

Lampmonster: Well, I guess they're up next for some smiting. This was why god smited Haiti right? And Louisiana? India?

He's got really lousy aim, it seems.

Hellllp Mr Wizard!

/Obscure?

rattchett: ♫"Here comes Franklin. Coming over to play."♪

That is so wrong! But yeah, I'm laughing.

/all the way to the ticket window
//aisle seat please

Why the hell are governments even in the marriage business in the first place? Governments are concerned with matters of property when it comes to a union between two people. So, the obvious answer is a civil contract based union registered with the state and a "marriage" in what ever church, temple or religious official who is willing to perform the service.

Problem solved.

Well you know, writing a law that allows two adults of any gender to get married is the biggest logic problem that mankind has ever faced.

Someone post the picture about straight couples > illegal immigrant/turtle sex > gay marriage. I used to have it but seem to have lost it.

It's sex with ducks, you dolt!

+69 subby

deciusmaximus: Why the hell are governments even in the marriage business in the first place? Governments are concerned with matters of property when it comes to a union between two people. So, the obvious answer is a civil contract based union registered with the state and a "marriage" in what ever church, temple or religious official who is willing to perform the service.

Problem solved.

If we can't use the power of government to force people we hate to do things they don't like, then what good is it?

I'm all the way down with turtles.

I saw a turtle.

Robosexuals?

Monument to new law:

FTFA: "Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio led the campaign, saying, 'children need to have the right to be raised and educated by a father and a mother.'"

Amen. Therefore, they also need to pass a law saying that if your spouse dies, you have thirty days to find a new one or else risk having your children removed by the state and placed with a two-parent family, just as God intended.

Why would anyone want to have sex with turtles?

Don't forget the ducks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8

If you're going to have sex with turtles, make sure you know which end is which.

Bad experiences, man.

way to go Argentina!

The Third Man: If you're going to have sex with turtles, make sure you know which end is which.

Bad experiences, man.

Oh snap!

Solid State Vittles: Last seen leaving for Buenos Aires:



Oh, wait...

boooooo

Barbigazi: rmz: This is Argentina, so it would probably be sex with llamas.

That's how alpacas are made.

That's alpaca lies!

It's very clear that Fark's use of the 'hero' tag is antithetical to the clear meaning of heroic.

BadAnalogyGuy: Why would anyone want to have sex with turtles?



/approves