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(Yahoo)   Wonder if Levi Johnston's sudden and public retraction about all those nasty things he said about Sarah Palin has anything to do with the fact that she's about to become his mother-in-law?   ( news.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin, mother-in-law, palin, Sarah Palin, Tripp, daughter-in-law, Us Weekly  
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2010-07-14 09:51:09 AM  
He's a Christ figure at this point. No matter how foul your mother in law is, how crazy your aunt is, NOTHING is as horrific as this boy's future.

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2010-07-14 09:51:26 AM  
Oh come on, submitter. That's ridiculous.

The prospect of a loving marriage between two strong, intelligent, conservative members of this new American Camelot has you quaking in your boots.
 
2010-07-14 09:57:17 AM  

sigdiamond2000: Oh come on, submitter. That's ridiculous.

The prospect of a loving marriage between two strong, intelligent, conservative members of this new American Camelot has you quaking in your boots.


It's true. Eventually he and his spawn will emerge as heroic leaders who will rescue us from what most believed was surely the sunset of the American empire.

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2010-07-14 10:00:08 AM  
If he's got a lick of sense, sure.
 
2010-07-14 10:01:38 AM  
Smartest thing this kid ever did. He'll never have to work a day in his life.
 
2010-07-14 10:03:10 AM  
It's good that they're getting together. We can only hope they've both asked the Lord for forgiveness for living in sin and premarital sex. Which I'm sure they have. Because they're soooo religious and Jesus is awesome and like...that youth pastor is sooo cute BAD THOUGHTS BRISTOL BAD THOUGHTS. WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?
 
2010-07-14 10:03:15 AM  
Duh.
 
2010-07-14 10:04:42 AM  
I'd like to see the agreement he's signed to buy his silence.

It's not worth it Levi, it's not worth it.
 
2010-07-14 10:08:34 AM  

BunkyBrewman: I'd like to see the agreement he's signed to buy his silence.

It's not worth it Levi, it's not worth it.


He's as incontinent as Monica Lewinsky. He'll spill the beans again. And again. . .

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2010-07-14 10:18:18 AM  
good old american family values in action! i love the palin's, sarah needs to hurry up and fail politically so i can watch her washed up self and her backward-ass hick family on VH1.
 
2010-07-14 10:32:40 AM  
1) Bristol is pregnant again
2) Palin is running for office
3) Levi has juicy secrets

Pick one.
 
2010-07-14 10:39:01 AM  
Oh, come on. Levi just could not stand the guilt of lying about Sarah Palin, and he came clean. Then his ex-girlfriend called him up and they re-connected. Now they are engaged to be married. That is definitely how things transpired. Yup.
 
2010-07-14 11:54:06 AM  
Wonder how many zeros are in the check Sarah wrote to get this to happen.
 
2010-07-14 11:54:30 AM  
he's positioning himself for a cabinet appointment
 
2010-07-14 11:54:57 AM  
Then who's the 40 year-old woman?

mit.zenfs.com
 
2010-07-14 11:55:10 AM  
I like my headline more:

2010-07-14 Levi Johnston knocks up Bristol Palin again
 
2010-07-14 11:55:49 AM  

Quasar: 1) Bristol is pregnant again
2) Palin is running for office
3) Levi has juicy secrets

Pick one.


Only one?
 
2010-07-14 11:55:56 AM  
I'm thinking Bristol is pregnant; she said earlier that when Levi and her attended counseling while fighting over child support, they "connected" all over again, leading to this.
 
2010-07-14 11:56:24 AM  

BunkyBrewman: I'd like to see the agreement he's signed to buy his silence.

It's not worth it Levi, it's not worth it.


I'd say it is. Plenty of people have biatchy MILs and they don't get a dime of compensation for it. All this kid has to do is maintain a token oil rig job and he's on Easy Street for life. He can buy all the snow machines, 4-wheel drives, jet skis, and ATVs he could ever dream of.
 
2010-07-14 11:56:34 AM  

Bendal: I'm thinking Bristol is pregnant; she said earlier that when Levi and her attended counseling while fighting over child support, they "connected" all over again, leading to this.


But... but... she said she was a born-again virgin!
 
2010-07-14 11:57:16 AM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: It's good that they're getting together. We can only hope they've both asked the Lord for forgiveness for living in sin and premarital sex. Which I'm sure they have. Because they're soooo religious and Jesus is awesome and like...that youth pastor is sooo cute BAD THOUGHTS BRISTOL BAD THOUGHTS. WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?


The last 2 sentences got me. You win, good sir and/or madam.
 
2010-07-14 11:57:40 AM  
lol.

he actually thinks he's going to get at sarahs money, someday.

i hope he ends up with a poop bag.
 
2010-07-14 11:57:43 AM  

Bendal: I'm thinking Bristol is pregnant; she said earlier that when Levi and her attended counseling while fighting over child support, they "connected" all over again, leading to this.


Don't they realize that someone has to take it in the ass during a custody battle?
 
2010-07-14 11:57:53 AM  
I wonder if Kathy Griffin still believes the stuff he told her about Grandma Palin.
 
2010-07-14 11:58:06 AM  
You'd like to think a marriage might bring some intelligence into that family. Alas, it looks like Trig will continue to be the smartest of the bunch.
 
2010-07-14 11:58:20 AM  
Brent Corrigan version is better.
 
2010-07-14 11:58:34 AM  
Honestly, I just don't understand the Sarah Palin obsession some liberals have. I get why conservatives like her, but liberals? Is it some kind of weird sex thing?

Yeah she's beautiful, not very smart, and was almost VP. Get over it already.
 
2010-07-14 11:58:43 AM  
Who would want to marry into that family of idiots?
 
2010-07-14 11:58:51 AM  

jaytkay: Then who's the 40 year-old woman?


Holy shiat. That looks like Shannon Doherty, not Bristol Palin. Wtf happened?
 
2010-07-14 11:58:59 AM  

jaytkay: Then who's the 40 year-old woman?


My thoughts exactly! Unless she turns things around she'll be totally busted by 22.
 
2010-07-14 11:59:03 AM  
There is a distinct the possibility that this really is true love, strangely enough, because it just doesn't make sense any other way. I mean, I see the obvious benefits to Levi in this arrangement but I'm not seeing what Bristol gets out of it.

Hooking up with the Palin money/poltitical machine is by far the best possible prospects an 18 year old high school drop-out from Wasilla AK has. But Bristol? She who recently had a PR firm incorporated in her name (which I am sure is in no way an attempt to funnel SarahPAC money into the family coffers by invoicing PR services rendered)? She's relatively good looking and her Mom is now moving in the social circles of wealthy million- and billion-aires many of who would have "eligible" sons of marriageable age. By marrying Levi she is foreclosing a possible future of private jets and Hamptons summer houses
 
2010-07-14 11:59:18 AM  

MataHari: I get why conservatives like her


See, that's the thing. We liberals don't see what conservatives see in her.
 
2010-07-14 11:59:31 AM  

jaytkay: Then who's the 40 year-old woman?


What the? I don't remember her looking like that.
 
2010-07-14 11:59:32 AM  

Bendal: I'm thinking Bristol is pregnant; she said earlier that when Levi and her attended counseling while fighting over child support, they "connected" all over again, leading to this.


She is and it's not his. Next stop, Maury.
 
2010-07-14 11:59:54 AM  
His book deal to spill the Palin family secrets fell through when the Crayola 64-count box didn't come with a sharpener.
 
2010-07-14 11:59:56 AM  
earlier private retraction and wouldn't need public ones
 
2010-07-14 12:00:08 PM  
DirkValentine: Please stop quoting RockIsDead.
 
2010-07-14 12:00:19 PM  

Aidan: jaytkay: Then who's the 40 year-old woman?

Holy shiat. That looks like Shannon Doherty, not Bristol Palin. Wtf happened?


2 kids and another on the way.
 
2010-07-14 12:00:31 PM  

Existential Angsty: jaytkay: Then who's the 40 year-old woman?

My thoughts exactly! Unless she turns things around she'll be totally busted by 22.


Babby's, they do that to a single mother...
 
2010-07-14 12:00:38 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Alas, it looks like Trig will continue to be the smartest of the bunch.


Oh, I get it! The Palins are dumb. You made a funny!

Never heard that before!!! Good one!
 
2010-07-14 12:01:12 PM  

MataHari: Honestly, I just don't understand the Sarah Palin obsession some liberals have. I get why conservatives like her, but liberals? Is it some kind of weird sex thing?

Yeah she's beautiful, not very smart, and was almost VP. Get over it already.


Dunno about the rest of the lib'ruls, but it's the same reason I like to talk about how bad Twilight is; I must love it so much that I'm obsessed. It can't possibly be because I like making fun of dumb shiat whenever I get a chance.
 
2010-07-14 12:01:39 PM  
Say hi to your new mother in law:
blog.newyorker.com
Give mommy a BIG KISS!
 
2010-07-14 12:01:58 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: one0nine: SushiJoe: Quasar: Please stop quoting RockIsDead.

I concur

THIRDED!

I think it would be amusing if someone started making alts whose sole purpose was to quote all the trolls that most people have blocked.


You are an evil man. I like you.
 
2010-07-14 12:02:34 PM  
Doesn't change the fact that the kid was born out of wedlock.

You're supposed to have the shotgun wedding before the kid is born, FYI.
 
2010-07-14 12:02:35 PM  
I hope the happy couple have a long and loving marraige and are blessed with a large family.
 
2010-07-14 12:03:34 PM  

MataHari: Honestly, I just don't understand the Sarah Palin obsession some liberals have. I get why conservatives like her, but liberals? Is it some kind of weird sex thing?

Yeah she's beautiful, not very smart, and was almost VP. Get over it already.


Speaking only for this liberal that's the important bit. That thhis not-very-bright, agressively anti-intellectual, nigh pathological liar came even vaguely close to being a elderly inrim nearly 80 year-old heartbeat away from the presidency, was shocking enough that I feel it is my bound duty to do everything I can to make sure the country I love never suffers such a "near miss" ever again
 
2010-07-14 12:03:59 PM  
She's a terrible mother, I can't even imagine how she would be as a mother in law.

I know some religious people who wouldn't even let their kids hang out or play with kids from a family that has a pregnant teenage daughter. And yet some of her base are made of these very same people. The logic defies me.

//Hypocrisy maybe?
 
2010-07-14 12:04:12 PM  

PanicMan: Doesn't change the fact that the kid was born out of wedlock.

You're supposed to have the shotgun wedding before the kid is born, FYI.


Does anyone in the families on either side of that blessed union strike you as someone best described as careful, methodical, or thorough?
 
2010-07-14 12:04:13 PM  

MataHari: Honestly, I just don't understand the Sarah Palin obsession some liberals have. I get why conservatives like her, but liberals? Is it some kind of weird sex thing?

Yeah she's beautiful, not very smart, and was almost VP. Get over it already.


Get her into the sack and whisper liberal talking points into her ear. Hang on for the ride.
 
2010-07-14 12:04:15 PM  

Quasar:

Dunno about the rest of the lib'ruls, but it's the same reason I like to talk about how bad Twilight is; I must love it so much that I'm obsessed. It can't possibly be because I like making fun of dumb shiat whenever I get a chance.


Yeah, but you probably talk about Twilight and the Palins more than their actual fans. That says more about you than the fans.
 
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