Or the massive inflation drug values somehow experience in police possession.

Or the fact that lockers are notoriously small in Oz.

48 kilos with 1 light, I suppose?

//Oblig

Well at least someone responsible is in charge of the drugs. I realize their are probably a few bad apples behind police badges, but most (at least that I know) are good, hard working, honest folks. Wait til some of you have children and have to face this topic from the angle of a responsible adult charged with raising kids properly - and YES that includes teaching them to steer clear of drugs or 'friends' that want them to try drugs.

Australian for quarta'h.

Just get a spiffy pot for the one plant.

Hmm. If those were U.S. price estimates, they wouldn't be overinflated for a per-gram street price (assuming the weed is halfway decent). What gives? Doesn't your aussie fuzz know you have to add a zero to the value of seized drugs to make it look like they're saving society?

skinink: "Hey everybody, party in the cop evidence room tonight!"



/Unnecessary word was unnecessary...

bigsnail: Or the massive inflation drug values somehow experience in police possession.

It actually seems to be a pretty decent estimate in this case. 48 Kilos is roughly 1695 ounces. At $300k total, that's a little less than $180 an ounce. In fact, if anything, the estimate is low.

Big Kahuna Burger: Just get a spiffy pot for the one plant.

That's really more of a Shelbyville idea.

Four plants = 300k?

How much does an oz cost these days?

That's $75,000 per plant. Let's say a plant yields four oz of flowers. The leaves and stalks don't get smoked.

Who is paying more than $18,000 for an oz of weed?

bump: Well at least someone responsible is in charge of the drugs. I realize their are probably a few bad apples behind police badges, but most (at least that I know) are good, hard working, honest folks. Wait til some of you have children and have to face this topic from the angle of a responsible adult charged with raising kids properly - and YES that includes teaching them to steer clear of drugs or 'friends' that want them to try drugs.

theknuckler_33: bigsnail: Or the massive inflation drug values somehow experience in police possession.

It actually seems to be a pretty decent estimate in this case. 48 Kilos is roughly 1695 ounces. At $300k total, that's a little less than $180 an ounce. In fact, if anything, the estimate is low.

177$/ounce, which would be really too low for any sort of quality pot where I live. Ditch weed full of seeds, maybe, but nothing good.

Eapoe6: Four plants = 300k?

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theknuckler_33: bigsnail: that's a little less than $180 an ounce.

You know, if everyone kept their standards a little higher, no one would have to smoke schwag anymore. Granted, the estimate could have included bulk pricing, but since when do cops take bulk pricing into consideration when they declare the value of a bust!

FrangoVAM: but since when do cops take bulk pricing into consideration when they declare the value of a bust!

Seriously. Break it down into gram bags and sell them for $25 a pop. Bingo! 1.2 million.

FrangoVAM: no one would have to smoke schwag anymore.

I don't think there is enough good weed to go around.

In Tasmania you can claim 48 kilos as personal cause there's fark all else to do there

theknuckler_33: FrangoVAM: but since when do cops take bulk pricing into consideration when they declare the value of a bust!

Seriously. Break it down into gram bags and sell them for $25 a pop. Bingo! 1.2 million.

You work in derivatives right?

:)

Eapoe6: theknuckler_33: FrangoVAM: but since when do cops take bulk pricing into consideration when they declare the value of a bust!

Seriously. Break it down into gram bags and sell them for $25 a pop. Bingo! 1.2 million.

You work in derivatives right?

:)

Nah, I just sell dime bags of weed... wait, what?

I assumed it was a dig at the ridiculous play monopoly money the Australians use, and its poor value to the USD.

48 kilos = $300k?

sounds about right if u sold a pound at a time for $3k. Better be some good shiat, tho.

What is that in
"bloomin onions"?

DantesDiscoInferno: theknuckler_33: bigsnail: Or the massive inflation drug values somehow experience in police possession.

It actually seems to be a pretty decent estimate in this case. 48 Kilos is roughly 1695 ounces. At $300k total, that's a little less than $180 an ounce. In fact, if anything, the estimate is low.

177$/ounce, which would be really too low for any sort of quality pot where I live. Ditch weed full of seeds, maybe, but nothing good.

Egads man, where do you people live?? Say what you want about Arkansas...while the rest of the country makes fun of us, we can sit back and giggle ourselves stupid on the cheap ;)

Say what you want about Jimmy Carter, but at least he had the balls to say we should legalize.

theknuckler_33: It actually seems to be a pretty decent estimate in this case. 48 Kilos is roughly 1695 ounces. At $300k total, that's a little less than $180 an ounce. In fact, if anything, the estimate is low.

Except that they got the plants, which include leaves, stems, and other assorted non-desirable parts that aren't worth their weight in bricks.

DantesDiscoInferno: theknuckler_33: bigsnail: Or the massive inflation drug values somehow experience in police possession.

It actually seems to be a pretty decent estimate in this case. 48 Kilos is roughly 1695 ounces. At $300k total, that's a little less than $180 an ounce. In fact, if anything, the estimate is low.

177$/ounce, which would be really too low for any sort of quality pot where I live. Ditch weed full of seeds, maybe, but nothing good.

Where the hell do you live that Weed costs that much? Seriously, that's ridiculous. Unless you consider anything less then dro ditch weed...

Hyppy: theknuckler_33: It actually seems to be a pretty decent estimate in this case. 48 Kilos is roughly 1695 ounces. At $300k total, that's a little less than $180 an ounce. In fact, if anything, the estimate is low.

Except that they got the plants, which include leaves, stems, and other assorted non-desirable parts that aren't worth their weight in bricks.

From what my friend told me, the leaves are really good for making assorted food stuffs. I've still yet to try them, but it sound delicious.

Hugin: In Tasmania you can claim 48 kilos as personal cause there's fark all else to do there

Came here to say this, more or less.

Also, they need something to ease the pain of living in Tasmania.

LasersHurt: theknuckler_33:
Seriously. Break it down into gram bags and sell them for $25 a pop. Bingo! 1.2 million.

There is no way in hell I'd ever pay $25 for a gram, I don't care if you tell me it's "Hitler's Grandmother" and it will make you feel like you can tiptoe on asteroids, that's nuts.

Exactly. A gram that was watered with the tears of cherubs and laced with the mane of a virgin unicorn would only be worth maybe $10.

If it is anything like NZ weed even their shwag is close to our dro over here...

someone who is totally not me-"Hey guys, I just bought some weed for 8 american, i'm not expecting much."
someone who is totatlly not me 10 minutes late "Hey guys, hey guys, i'm like. I'm like going to go grab that bag of marshmellows and pass out okay? Okay guy? *5 minutes later Irish guy is talking outside my room*.. Oh god lucky is after his charms."

Hyppy: LasersHurt: theknuckler_33:
Seriously. Break it down into gram bags and sell them for $25 a pop. Bingo! 1.2 million.

There is no way in hell I'd ever pay $25 for a gram, I don't care if you tell me it's "Hitler's Grandmother" and it will make you feel like you can tiptoe on asteroids, that's nuts.

Exactly. A gram that was watered with the tears of cherubs and laced with the mane of a virgin unicorn would only be worth maybe $10.

Jesus folks, where do you live? My area's pretty well awash with smoke ranging from passable to downright tasty. I've still seen and purchased some stuff a decade ago that was in the $20-25/g range, because one toke off a tiny little bat was a one-way trip to majestic space. We're talking stone you into the couch, afraid to operate motor vehicles, the-snozzberries-taste-like-snozzberries high. It was almost too potent.

Wow. Joke did not land at all with many in this thread.

/not subsimilia

The_Pirate: Hyppy: theknuckler_33: It actually seems to be a pretty decent estimate in this case. 48 Kilos is roughly 1695 ounces. At $300k total, that's a little less than $180 an ounce. In fact, if anything, the estimate is low.

Except that they got the plants, which include leaves, stems, and other assorted non-desirable parts that aren't worth their weight in bricks.

From what my friend told me, the leaves are really good for making assorted food stuffs. I've still yet to try them, but it sound delicious.

As a legal grower, I never ever waste the leaves. They either get made into hash or into cannabutter/cannaflour.



While the big fan leaves don't contain many trichomes, the other leaves are full of them.

Anyway. I need to go over later and hug my dealer really tight.

sigdiamond2000: bump: Well at least someone responsible is in charge of the drugs. I realize their are probably a few bad apples behind police badges, but most (at least that I know) are good, hard working, honest folks. Wait til some of you have children and have to face this topic from the angle of a responsible adult charged with raising kids properly - and YES that includes teaching them to steer clear of drugs or 'friends' that want them to try drugs.

7.5/10

Good, judicious use of misspellings and random capitalization. Fairly well executed overall. You've got a future in this business. It's good to see a troll on this site who's at least trying these days.

i give them a 7, just because of the rambling

Ronnie_Zman: Wow. Joke did not land at all with many in this thread.

/not subsimilia

That, or it was just stupid

Where did the poster get the four plants thing? No way 4 plants would produce 48kg.

wouldn't there be enough room in the basement of this house? I mean it hdd a whole hidden family....

Aamelrons: If it is anything like NZ weed even their shwag is close to our dro over here...

someone who is totally not me-"Hey guys, I just bought some weed for 8 american, i'm not expecting much."
someone who is totatlly not me 10 minutes late "Hey guys, hey guys, i'm like. I'm like going to go grab that bag of marshmellows and pass out okay? Okay guy? *5 minutes later Irish guy is talking outside my room*.. Oh god lucky is after his charms."

That's odd. I've got a friend who lives in Australia that basically spent the entire trip she was home visiting baked out of her ever loving mind because of her complaints that Australia only has "bush weed".

Cop Math is best math.

greysoul: Where did the poster get the four plants thing? No way 4 plants would produce 48kg.

When you see improbable weights like this listed, the cops are usually counting the entire plant, dirt and root ball included. It's not 48 kg of smokable product.

Occam's Chainsaw: greysoul: Where did the poster get the four plants thing? No way 4 plants would produce 48kg.

When you see improbable weights like this listed, the cops are usually counting the entire plant, dirt and root ball included. It's not 48 kg of smokable product.

On Fark, sometimes people make repeated jokes and expect you to understand jokes that are related. One of these jokes is that police officers both A) Over estimate the value of weed B) are likely to consume confiscated drugs.