Zounds! What mounds!

FTFA: "Brazilian equivalent of the Guinness Book of World Records award"

So she doesn't really have the largest breasts, Brazil just decided to call them that.

Like someone said, the world's biggest natural boobs are probably attached to a 60-year-old woman. And are hanging right around her waist. Hawt...

Pick: I don't get the "size" thing. I don't care how big your boobs are, how big your truck or house is. Unbelievable how narrow minded some people are.

Big boobs are fun to play with, but personally I don't give a shiat, just let me look and or play with them is all i care about.

See, no tits. But who here wouldn't hit that into oblivion.

Small natural breasts is better than huge fake ones. I also don't like women with makeup caked on either. Just a little to enhance their features is fine with me.

SuperChuck: This thread is moving in the right direction

/Hi TIL, GCT!

how ya doin', Chuck? and, How YOU doin', TIL?

TallyGirl: Dude, there is no way I'd have implants that big. I get tired hauling around the DD's. That's just nasty.

probably been said before, but, pics or it didn't happen....

TallyGirl: I get tired hauling around the DD's.

Now we're getting somewhere...

DjangoStonereaver: Reposting the manifesto of NuFarktm, along with a link to an appropriate picture of a brazen harlot woman that the advertisers would prefer. (new window)

It's rotflmao hilarious because it's so bloody true!

/There's a reason I won't renew my subscription
//Fark died a long time ago

IdBeCrazyIf: Pick: I don't get the "size" thing. I don't care how big your boobs are, how big your truck or house is. Unbelievable how narrow minded some people are.

Big boobs are fun to play with, but personally I don't give a shiat, just let me look and or play with them is all i care about.

See, no tits. But who here wouldn't hit that into oblivion.

Me.

/unless i was drunk on Everclear

I feel so impotent, since I can't contribute to this thread. I pulled a real boner by not getting my bukkit up and running sooner. I'm hoping to be able to do so before this thread peters out. Sometimes it's hard, though, when your internet is slow. Maybe I've just been too cocksure this whole time. Well, I am a Dedicated Individual Combat Killer, so my mind is sometimes flacid.

/penis

Third In Line: NSFW? not taking ANY chances (new window)



IdBeCrazyIf: Pick: I don't get the "size" thing. I don't care how big your boobs are, how big your truck or house is. Unbelievable how narrow minded some people are.

Big boobs are fun to play with, but personally I don't give a shiat, just let me look and or play with them is all i care about.

See, no tits. But who here wouldn't hit that into oblivion.

Thank you, my tiny boobs are as good as anyone's!!!

and better than plenty of those large fake ones!!

Profedius: She gets a staph infection from under going a un-necessary procedure well cry me a river around the old oak tree.

Women all men do not like big breasts and if you are with a man that wants you to get enhancements it is time to evaluate your relationship.

Give me small and perky any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

I agree with you sir!

/BIE? In my Inbox? There may be!

Third In Line: Deucetoo: I feel so impotent, since I can't contribute to this thread. I pulled a real boner by not getting my bukkit up and running sooner. I'm hoping to be able to do so before this thread peters out. Sometimes it's hard, though, when your internet is slow. Maybe I've just been too cocksure this whole time. Well, I am a Dedicated Individual Combat Killer, so my mind is sometimes flacid.

/penis

*applauds*

I'm learning. Maybe one day I can run with the pros.

docfate: Profedius: She gets a staph infection from under going a un-necessary procedure well cry me a river around the old oak tree.

Women all men do not like big breasts and if you are with a man that wants you to get enhancements it is time to evaluate your relationship.

Give me small and perky any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

I agree with you sir!

/BIE? In my Inbox? There may be!

sadly, it is a myth.

IdBeCrazyIf:
/bow before my zen like porn knowledge

You truly are the Sensei of Smut

IXI Jim IXI: IdBeCrazyIf:
/bow before my zen like porn knowledge

You truly are the Sensei of Smut

the pontiff of porn

I don't know about NSFW, but three people from Iran were checking out this thread, and they've already been stoned to death over it.

Third In Line: Thank you, my tiny boobs are as good as anyone's!!!

Your boobs are perfectly fine.

I actually prefer smaller and easier to handle, they don't get in the way when in bed with me. Last girl I was with asked if I practice sex yoga. Move around that much and you'll put your eye out with giant tits.

GamecockTaco: IXI Jim IXI: IdBeCrazyIf:
/bow before my zen like porn knowledge

You truly are the Sensei of Smut

the pontiff of porn

The Ayatollah of Cock and Hole-a

I don't like large breasts on women.

/see what a sensitive guy I am?
//now have sex with me, ladies, because I won't be judging you! *snicker*

NSFW (new window)

Since the term has already been thrown out there, this may be helpful.

If I wanted to date someone with the body of a young boy, I'd date a young boy!

/what?

IdBeCrazyIf: See, no tits. But who here wouldn't hit that into oblivion.

Count me as one who wouldn't.

If I wanted to have sex with a twelve year old boy the middle school is just a few blocks away.

IXI Jim IXI: GamecockTaco: IXI Jim IXI: IdBeCrazyIf:
/bow before my zen like porn knowledge

You truly are the Sensei of Smut

the pontiff of porn

The Ayatollah of Cock and Hole-a

Grandmaster Gangbang

IdBeCrazyIf: Pick: I don't get the "size" thing. I don't care how big your boobs are, how big your truck or house is. Unbelievable how narrow minded some people are.

Big boobs are fun to play with, but personally I don't give a shiat, just let me look and or play with them is all i care about.

See, no tits. But who here wouldn't hit that into oblivion.

Her knees are way to sharp, she is well below my standards.

//oblig

dead_dangler: I don't like large breasts on women.

Men, however...

(sorry, had to) :D

Third In Line: SuperChuck: This thread is moving in the right direction

/Hi TIL, GCT!

There go my plans for the day, eh? ;D

This wasn't what you had planned?

madgonad: If I wanted to have sex with a twelve year old boy the middle school is just a few blocks away.

If this is a twelve year old boy



...maybe I outta look into one of those NAMBLA memberships

ZOMG!!! Yes please!

IXI Jim IXI: I don't know about NSFW, but three people from Iran were checking out this thread, and they've already been stoned to death over it.

You can die from getting stoned? Who knew...

/mine?
//EIP

IdBeCrazyIf:

...maybe I outta look into one of those NAMBLA memberships

Just don't watch any of those documentaries about Filipino Lady-boys

:shudder:

averagejoe42: /mine?
//EIP

Good luck. I've received BIE twice, and once it was from a guy.

:twitch:

She's a frigging polyglot and she turns to modeling melons for a job?

Jesus. This story gave me a big sad. I hope she turns out okay. And I hope she gets a job translating or catering to really rich foreigners.

Third In Line: NSFW? sandy! (new window)

that'll rub something raw.....better shower first!!

IXI Jim IXI: Good luck. I've received BIE twice, and once it was from a guy.

I still get BIE at least twice a week. It's not always the BIE you WANT to see but its still BIE. Sometimes its from a guy, most of the time not.



Its good to be the king

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Biness: WhoGAS: garandman1a: doredor: Ms Hershey was a size 38"KKK"

I noticed that too. She looked more aryan then southerner to me, but then again she is in Texas and the media tells me that thats the home base for nazi central so who knows.

Actually, this is the first year Texas has overtaken California in hate groups. They all started migrating when the economy went south.

Link (new window): http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/hate-map

SPL is full of shiat. The largest population of hate groups has always been Indiana of all places. The SPL exists solely to funnel money to democrats and to have some fancy sounding group to be from when their activists appear on CNN.

You've been to Indiana? And that surprises you?

I used to live on the border and stopped driving in because I was filled with a frightening rage every damn time.

I have a problem with how they rank *number* of hate groups as opposed to *active members* IN hate groups, but that's different.

While you're at it, hate members per square mile. I mean sure TX has a lot of groups but it's a big state.