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2010-07-13 03:37:02 PM  
So he screws in the bathroom, pees on the golf course. I wonder where he golfs?
 
2010-07-13 03:39:42 PM  
Dublin police spokesman David Ball told the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review that no charges or citations were issued and that Roethlisberger was not the person seen urinating.

Move along folks, nothing to see here.
 
2010-07-13 04:31:52 PM  
Honestly, who hasn't taken a piss in the bushes on a golf course?
 
2010-07-13 04:32:50 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: Move along folks, nothing to see here.


Except that he's already been suspended for 6 games (less w/ good behavior), is being sued in Nevada, and has some questionable issues in the recent past. And he has to know that he is under intense scrutiny right now. And he's in the state where his teams biggest rivals are located.

He might want to tell his golfing buddies "Hey look, my career and millions of dollars are on the line if I do anything that might even remotely make me look bad in Roger Goodell's eyes. Could you maybe hold it until we make it back to the clubhouse?"
 
2010-07-13 04:33:56 PM  

coyote71: Except that he's already been suspended for 6 games (less w/ good behavior), is being sued in Nevada, and has some questionable issues in the recent past. And he has to know that he is under intense scrutiny right now. And he's in the state where his teams biggest rivals are located.

He might want to tell his golfing buddies "Hey look, my career and millions of dollars are on the line if I do anything that might even remotely make me look bad in Roger Goodell's eyes. Could you maybe hold it until we make it back to the clubhouse?"


You're trying too hard.
 
2010-07-13 04:35:54 PM  

Timanous: You're trying too hard.


What can I say? I'm bored.
 
2010-07-13 04:37:24 PM  

coyote71: Torgo_of_Manos: Move along folks, nothing to see here.

Except that he's already been suspended for 6 games (less w/ good behavior), is being sued in Nevada, and has some questionable issues in the recent past. And he has to know that he is under intense scrutiny right now. And he's in the state where his teams biggest rivals are located.

He might want to tell his golfing buddies "Hey look, my career and millions of dollars are on the line if I do anything that might even remotely make me look bad in Roger Goodell's eyes. Could you maybe hold it until we make it back to the clubhouse?"


I stand by my orginal, nothing to see here.
and just for arguements sake, what if he did say that to the guy he was golfing with and they ingnored him...should he be given a hard time anyway? Maybe the guy was a cinncy fan.
 
2010-07-13 04:38:39 PM  

coyote71: Timanous: You're trying too hard.

What can I say? I'm bored.


Oh, in honor of full disclosure, I have been a Steelers fan since the early 70's...
 
2010-07-13 04:44:14 PM  
I've been a Cowboys fan since the '70s, but I was clicking on it hoping to get a good Big Ben story to rile up my Steelers fan coworker, but then I clicked and was disappointed at the total non-story of it all.
 
2010-07-13 07:52:06 PM  
This has devolved into pure farce. The guy just seems to try to be out-doping himself at this point.
 
2010-07-13 08:03:48 PM  
Somebody in his foursome pissed on a golf course? Big f*cking deal.
 
2010-07-13 08:05:30 PM  
He may be completely and wholly innocent of any wrong-doing, but once shiat starts sticking, it accumulates.
 
2010-07-13 09:33:07 PM  
Larry David didn't kill the Black Swan, it was Ben Roethlisberger
 
2010-07-13 09:41:55 PM  
Let ye who has not urinated behind the tee box on the 14th hole cast the first stone.
 
2010-07-13 09:46:18 PM  

If your name is Ben Roethlisberger, then you might be a redneck.


www.nndb.com

 
2010-07-13 09:48:27 PM  

LancePGH: So he screws in the bathroom, pees on the golf course. I wonder where he golfs?


In his vagina?
 
2010-07-13 09:54:27 PM  
A just a hilarious God would allow "whipping his dick out on the golf course" to be the thing that finally lands him on the Registry.
 
2010-07-13 09:55:29 PM  
Sweet. Holy. Jesus. This is about the dumbest damned complaint I've ever heard of. You're out on a golf course, several hundred yards from a toilet. BFD.
 
2010-07-13 09:57:48 PM  
Get back to me when he pees on a drink girl
 
2010-07-13 10:00:31 PM  
The article failed to mention it was a mini-putt course.
 
2010-07-13 10:01:11 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Honestly, who hasn't taken a piss in the bushes on a golf course?


Going once in a round is acceptable. Going twice is OK if you're drinking many beers. But guys who piss every three or four holes should be embarrassed.
 
2010-07-13 10:12:03 PM  
Unless he takes a dump on the course, I don't care.

/not a fan of his at all
 
2010-07-13 10:12:30 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Honestly, who hasn't taken a piss in the bushes on a golf course?


a golf course is the only outhouse where pissing in the hole is frowned upon.
 
2010-07-13 10:20:45 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Honestly, who hasn't taken a piss in the bushes on a golf course?


Agreed. Roethlisberger may be a drunken dickbag, but if we're prosecuting for defiling the pristine shrubbery on the local links, you'd be locking up half the males in America.
 
2010-07-13 10:27:47 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Get back to me when he pees on a drink girl


I think this a superb username/comment/typo combination. +1
 
2010-07-13 10:30:39 PM  
Dear people that haven't ever played golf...

We all piss out there on the course.. nobody cares.
 
2010-07-13 10:33:55 PM  
coyote71 2010-07-13 04:32:50 PM Torgo_of_Manos: Move along folks, nothing to see here. Except that he's already been suspended for 6 games (less w/ good behavior), is being sued in Nevada, and has some questionable issues in the recent past.
========================================================

Anyone with half a brain would know the jackass in Nevada is just trying to extort the money.

And the Georgia thing didn't even go to trial.

He may be a dick (ask anyone in Pittsburgh's bars)... but whatever. You can't prosecute being a dick.
 
2010-07-13 10:34:27 PM  
Non story. The media sucks.
 
2010-07-13 10:41:47 PM  

LancePGH: So he screws in the bathroom, pees on the golf course. I wonder where he golfs?


Inside his house, duh.
 
2010-07-13 11:01:17 PM  
I fail to see the problem, everybody pees in the woods on a golf course.

Of course, this is assuming he didn't rape the beer cart girl while he was in there.
 
2010-07-13 11:03:22 PM  
 
2010-07-13 11:14:34 PM  

Thenixon: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Get back to me when he pees on a drink girl

I think this a superb username/comment/typo combination. +1


Where's the typo?

A drink girl is the girl, usually college aged, who drives the drink cart around the course.
 
2010-07-13 11:18:39 PM  
Alright, look. I hate Ben Roethlisberger as much, and probably more than the next guy, but this is a bit (read: really farking) ridiculous. His friend peeing in the bushes on a golf course while he stood in the same general region is news now? If I hear about this on ESPN, I'm gonna flip.

Even though I already know it will be big news on SportCenter any minute.

/Seahawks fan
//Still bitter
///Truly, truly hate Roethlisberger
 
2010-07-13 11:30:42 PM  
I was just calling him Ben Rapelisberger, now I'm changing it to Ben Rape-pissberger. I hope he robs a liquor store soon so I can make it Ben Rape-piss-burglar.

/So, about your "classy organization", Steelers fans...
 
2010-07-13 11:40:26 PM  

jake3988: Anyone with half a brain would know the jackass in Nevada is just trying to extort the money.

And the Georgia thing didn't even go to trial.

He may be a dick (ask anyone in Pittsburgh's bars)... but whatever. You can't prosecute being a dick.


You can if you're Roger Goodell. If the law doesn't give you what you "deserve", the commish will. Unless you're making him money, then "you've suffered enough, Michael Vick".
 
2010-07-14 12:08:01 AM  
While Ben is as big a scumbag as you'll find in sports (and that is saying something), this is such a b.s. story. 90% of golfers have had at least someone piss on the course from their group at some point. Do they really need to try this hard to find something bad to say about this guy?
 
2010-07-14 12:19:49 AM  

strangveyn: I was just calling him Ben Rapelisberger, now I'm changing it to Ben Rape-pissberger. I hope he robs a liquor store soon so I can make it Ben Rape-piss-burglar.

/So, about your "classy organization", Steelers fans...


BAHAHAHAHA!!! You owe me a new keyboard!1111one


/So, about your five Super Bowls, Cowboys fan
 
HBK
2010-07-14 12:48:08 AM  

historycat: Thenixon: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Get back to me when he pees on a drink girl

I think this a superb username/comment/typo combination. +1

Where's the typo?

A drink girl is the girl, usually college aged, who drives the drink cart around the course.


We call them cart girls. And most of them are ridiculously hot.

It can get kinda uncomfortable when golfing with old timers who all of the sudden start acting like they're in a strip club. "So what classes are you taking? Here's a ten dollar tip for two beers."
 
2010-07-14 12:53:20 AM  

historycat: Thenixon: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Get back to me when he pees on a drink girl

I think this a superb username/comment/typo combination. +1

Where's the typo?

A drink girl is the girl, usually college aged, who drives the drink cart around the course.


Clearly I'm not a bowler.
 
2010-07-14 03:13:04 AM  
The person to raise the complaint was a female, who is likely just jealous because she has to wait another four holes to get to the next outhouse.
 
HBK
2010-07-14 03:16:34 AM  

Alfred Einstein: The person to raise the complaint was a female, who is likely just jealous because she has to wait another four holes to get to the next outhouse.


I think it said she's a homeowner. If that's the case, she's probably looking for wang all the time and calls the cops once a week.

She just needs something to be outraged about.
 
2010-07-14 03:38:09 AM  

InferiousX: May I recommend one of these for next time? (new window)


lmao
 
2010-07-14 03:48:21 AM  

kenoshaillini: Non story. The media sucks.



Welcome to Fark. :-)

/Never pissed on a golf course.
//But the day ain't over yet.
 
2010-07-14 04:06:03 AM  
here we go with this shiat again.

next story; Ben Rothliwhateverthehellhisnameisspelled seen drowing a sack full of puppies in front of an orphanage.

film at 11
 
2010-07-14 04:15:48 AM  

mitchcumstein1: Honestly, who hasn't taken a piss in the bushes on a golf course?



I pee in the cups. I thought that's what they are there for.


/I hit my balls into the bushes
 
2010-07-14 07:24:26 AM  
Can't stand the guy. Class A douchebag in nearly every way. That being said, this is a non-story.
 
2010-07-14 07:38:19 AM  

006andahalf: LancePGH: So he screws in the bathroom, pees on the golf course. I wonder where he golfs?

Inside his house, duh.


i2.photobucket.com

Mind if I play through?
 
2010-07-14 08:27:36 AM  
Are you sure it wasn't the Bush that peed on him?
 
2010-07-14 08:29:50 AM  
Let he who hasn't peed on a golf course cast the first stone.
 
2010-07-14 08:32:38 AM  

qsblues: here we go with this shiat again.

next story; Ben Rothliwhateverthehellhisnameisspelled seen drowing a sack full of puppies in front of an orphanage.

film at 11


Haven't you heard? Asshats who can win Super Bowls can behave however they wish because winning the Lombardi Trophy is now a plausible defense for being the biggest douche on the planet.
 
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