The Green Party SHOULD be on the ballot, every election cycle. As should the Libertarians, the Constitutions, the Natural Laws, the Socialists, the Workers of the World, and the Modern Whigs. When one party fails the voting public so utterly as the Republicans have, and the Democrats lack the balls to act like liberals and fix the problems, then we have a failed system.

Of course, the Republicans are trying to put them on the ballot just to hamper the Democrats. They're trying to shoot someone else in the foot, for once this election cycle.

He bites big butts, and he cannot lie.

Which one of those is a problem?

We have a playoff system for basketball, why not for presidential elections? That takes the advantage away from the strategy that if you have more parties on the ballot, it's easier for one group to win. First round, vote for whomever you want. Count up votes, top two parties advance. Vote again. Winner takes all. That way, you're not throwing your vote away on a non-traditional party. Give them all a shot. If they don't advance, at least you still get to choose from the lesser of two evils.

UNC_Samurai: The Green Party SHOULD be on the ballot, every election cycle. As should the Libertarians, the Constitutions, the Natural Laws, the Socialists, the Workers of the World, and the Modern Whigs. When one party fails the voting public so utterly as the Republicans have, and the Democrats lack the balls to act like liberals and fix the problems, then we have a failed system.

Of course, the Republicans are trying to put them on the ballot just to hamper the Democrats. They're trying to shoot someone else in the foot, for once this election cycle.

This.

Well, a gal needs a good bite on the ass once in a while, followed by a hearty spank or three.

The initial bite makes all the muscles down there tighten up, and the spank vibrates and jiggles all the girly bits in all the right places.

Do this just right, and a gal will want to sit in your lap and talk about the first thing that comes up.

Women's butts?

Subby, are you sure this is a Republican?

I say it's about time we bring back the Whig party!

/my lawn. off it now.

Butt Hurth?

Damnit subby.

I AM NOT A REPUBLICAN.

So is this conservative plant in the Green Party like all those liberal plants in the Tea Party, or is not not a "plant" when we (whoever we are) do it, or is the whole thing really just a collection of ridiculous conspiracy theories?

It was a WOMAN and HE paid for it not taxpayers? Sounds more like a Democrat plant.

/This is bad news for fartbama.

What a butt-munch may look like:

Nothing wrong with a little butt biting. If the butt is worth a biting I mean.
/It's a serious platform too.

Bit a butt?

In Michigan a Democrat is helping to get the Tea Baggers on the ballot.

Democracy!

I'd rather have Greens and Libertarians be viable major parties. Maybe that would actually get some intelligent honest debate going in the oh who am I kidding.

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: What a butt-munch may look like:

what is this I don't even

They led with an image of the World Weekly News? Really?

palelizard: They led with an image of the World Weekly Weekly World News? Really?

FTFM.

Doh.

AmazingRuss: He bites big butts, and he cannot lie.

Approves

Ass Snapper Backs Bottom of the Ticket.

At least he's biting women's asses, so I guess that's a step in the right direction.

Democrats have been doing dirty politics for years. They just hate it when the tables are turned.


Politicians are pretty much worthless, no matter what party affiliation.

Millennium: So is this conservative plant in the Green Party like all those liberal plants in the Tea Party, or is not not a "plant" when we (whoever we are) do it, or is the whole thing really just a collection of ridiculous conspiracy theories?

I know there are some hard-core Democratic *individuals* giving money to the Tea Baggers (or rather, the petitioners working to get them on the ballot), but every damn time a especially stupid or douchebaggy one shows up you kids say OHMIGOD IT'S A PLANT.

Dude. It's your people. It's not the goddamn SEIU, it's not a shady secret DNC operation, it's YOU.

Anyone who's accidentally gotten into a conversation with a Tea Bagger (say, a relative at a family party who is TOTALLY into it) knows this too.

There are a few sick-of-this-shiat honest intelligent people in the movement, but they are getting drowned the f--k out and most of those folks go Libertarian instead anyway.

Most Dem folks I know who pull the satire thing go completely over the top (Billionaires For Bush). They couldn't stomach actually pretending to subscribe to the tea bagger philosophy out of fear they'd accidentally convince someone.

Veteran of the Cola Wars: Well, a gal needs a good bite on the ass once in a while, followed by a hearty spank or three.

The initial bite makes all the muscles down there tighten up, and the spank vibrates and jiggles all the girly bits in all the right places.

Do this just right, and a gal will want to sit in your lap and talk about the first thing that comes up.

Suddenly I'm mildly aroused.

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: AmazingRuss: He bites big butts, and he cannot lie.

All you other biters can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an ibbly nibbly waist
And a round thing in your face
You get hungry

One Million: Yesh!

Isn't it funny how the sports world has "forgotten" about that.

Huh, I have more in common with a Republican than I thought.

What is a simple bite on the butt among friends?

Come on, give me a nibble.

Man on left disagrees:

kaseyfarksdaladies: Man on left disagrees:

/Wrong thread
//Pardon

Sounds like someone needs his girlsinyogapants.com

ProfessorPedal: Sounds like someone needs his girlsinyogapants.com

If that's a real website, thank you!

SuperChuck: ProfessorPedal: Sounds like someone needs his girlsinyogapants.com

If that's a real website, thank you!

Seconded. Any opposed? Motion passes unanimously. You are thanked.

Yea, I told you that I like to bite...

The "Vote for Kinky" campaign already failed. And this douche is no Kinky Friedman.

/We now return you to your Digital Underground/Sir Mixalot thread

Veteran of the Cola Wars: Well, a gal needs a good bite on the ass once in a while, followed by a hearty spank or three.

The initial bite makes all the muscles down there tighten up, and the spank vibrates and jiggles all the girly bits in all the right places.

Do this just right, and a gal will want to sit in your lap and talk about the first thing that comes up.

Intriguing.

He can bite mine, but only gently, and just around the bottom. Top o' the butt bites hurt.

I was thinking "Some guy should bite HIS butt and let's see how HE likes it" but then I saw he was in a fraternity and probably would.

Sung to the tune of "A Whole New World (Love Theme From Aladdin)":

May I bite on your butt?
Bite you right on the a-nus
Goodness, it would be heinous
If I bit you on the butt

I would start near your thighs
Then I'd go a bit high-er
Hot just like a deep fryer
When I bite you on the butt--

Your fat white bu-t-t-t
(Don't you dare bite my butt)
Hold your breath, it tastes better

I'm like a biting star
Like Roseanne Barr
And now I'm going to bite your fat white butt

"As God is my witness, no man shall ever have to be kissed on his bottom unexpectedly because of this man ever again." - Roy "The IT Crowd"

StreetlightInTheGhetto: I know there are some hard-core Democratic *individuals* giving money to the Tea Baggers (or rather, the petitioners working to get them on the ballot), but every damn time a especially stupid or douchebaggy one shows up you kids say OHMIGOD IT'S A PLANT.

What is this "you kids" bit? I'm just parodying both sides here; I strongly doubt there are actually plants in either case. Just a bunch of conspiracy theorists who can't handle the crazy on their side, whatever side that happens to be.

/hot like a velour covered Leela