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(New York Daily News)   Guy Ritchie makes first public appearance with new girlfriend since splitting up with Madonna. Gentlemen, this is what we refer to as "trading up"   (nydailynews.com) divider line 80
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2010-07-12 05:38:19 PM
Only because she's about a hundred years old by now. In her prime, she would have blown the doors off of that little bit of arm candy.
 
2010-07-12 06:16:19 PM
...and she doesn't look like cranky, constipated biatch
 
2010-07-12 06:28:50 PM
Jimmy Devil Rocket Science: Only because she's about a hundred years old by now. In her prime, she would have blown the doors off of that little bit of arm candy.

Why ya gotta be bringin' up ollllllllllld s***?

Frankly, his upgrade from that stringy reptile with the faux-Brit accent is to be applauded, IMHO.
 
2010-07-12 06:40:09 PM
"Musty old claptrap".
 
2010-07-12 07:57:47 PM
Cute but the artful asymmetry makes me believe that she a model for Gumby. Also, he looks like a cabbie that stumbled into money.

I wish them nothing but invisibility both of their products are tiresome.
 
2010-07-12 09:05:50 PM
Is this guy Dick Ritchie's brother?
 
2010-07-12 09:06:26 PM
With new wave hairdos I want girls
 
2010-07-12 09:08:49 PM
Ahhh.....to be bangin' a 28 year old.


Oh right, my girlfriend is 28! I'm awesome too!!
 
2010-07-12 09:09:44 PM
hmmm...

i568.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-12 09:16:27 PM
*doing the Squiggy hand bite at MisterLoki's pic*

/That's a Laverne and Shirley ref for you whippersnappers.
 
2010-07-12 09:20:00 PM
I hope they are not commiting the sin of pre-marital sex.
 
2010-07-12 09:20:14 PM
Lest we forget..

www.happyones.com

With an encore performance

a.abcnews.com

//Farkers don't preach
 
2010-07-12 09:20:58 PM
Subby seems to be implying that he could have done *worse.*
 
2010-07-12 09:27:34 PM
What guy wouldn't kill to cuddle up to this?

img.metro.co.uk

/from the Stallone thread, of all places
 
2010-07-12 09:28:41 PM
Obvious tag call in sick?
 
2010-07-12 09:29:28 PM
Rose of Sharon: What guy wouldn't kill to cuddle up to this?



/from the Stallone thread, of all places


*Shudder*
 
j68
2010-07-12 09:43:48 PM
Madonna was farking hot as the sun back in the 80's. Suck it kids.
 
2010-07-12 09:45:03 PM
He's an in-the-closet, self-hating homo, but he's a fantastic filmmaker.
 
2010-07-12 09:46:45 PM
i486.photobucket.com
Careful Guy, Modonna's been working out.....
 
2010-07-12 09:48:23 PM
j68: Madonna was farking hot as the sun back in the 80's. Suck it When I was a kids.
 
2010-07-12 09:48:44 PM

T.rex


He's an in-the-closet, self-hating homo, but he's a fantastic filmmaker.


I'm sort of looking forward to seeing 'The Real Rocknrolla'.
 
2010-07-12 09:48:54 PM
j68: Madonna was farking hot as the sun back in the 80's. Suck it kids.

It's 2010. Looks like 30 years hasn't been kind to her...hell 30 years isn't kind to 99.99999% of the world. Yes she WAS hot, not so much now.
 
2010-07-12 09:57:35 PM
Nice work for Mr. Richie. All male celebrities who have a half a brain should go the Clooney/Jeter route and bang a new 22-29 year old every year or two instead of pissing away your money on a wife who gets older and less interested in BJs as time passes.
 
2010-07-12 10:07:45 PM
I would rather have her trim and fit than end up like Kirstie Alley. And I love every bit of music she's done - even the stupidest songs are enchanting to me. She's also better as a costar than in the front of the cast in a movie.

But she also seems to love trying to ruin the life of anyone she gets close to. She carries on like nothing bad in her life is her fault, whether it's a failed relationship or a movie of hers bombing so hard. I would love to see how the public will react to her directorial endeavor in W.E. - it'll either be her Heaven's Gate or it'll be palatable to at least some crowds.

Guy supposedly really is a macho farktard. From what I've also heard, Madonna did her part to make the marriage a battleground. For all we know, she probably made tearful phone calls to Sean Penn when she couldn't get her way in that London mansion.
 
2010-07-12 10:10:13 PM
I thought we were supposed to refer to her as Madge?
 
2010-07-12 10:11:47 PM
Madonna was never that hot. For those who constantly fark up the definition, that is smoking hot.
 
2010-07-12 10:16:30 PM
hovsm: Madonna was never that hot. For those who constantly fark up the definition, that is smoking hot.

Seconded.
vzone.vn

Damn
 
2010-07-12 10:23:40 PM
Madonna was hot when she first started and had some fat on her body.

She lost her hotness when she decided she needed to have the body of a twink.
 
2010-07-12 10:25:30 PM
The model chick may look better, but I bet her net worth isn't even close to 1% of Madonna's net worth.
 
2010-07-12 10:26:30 PM
ParadisePornoTheater: And I love every bit of music she's done - even the stupidest songs are enchanting to me. She's also better as a costar than in the front of the cast in a movie.
i189.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-12 10:29:01 PM
In my opinion, Madonna peaked in '89 with "Like a Prayer". I loved her look in that video. I liked her collaboration with Sakamoto, mainly because I like Sakamoto, in '93, but she was 'meh' by then.
 
2010-07-12 10:30:05 PM
Doing subby's geriatric mom is "trading up". This a supermegafreakingimprovement.
 
2010-07-12 10:30:41 PM
"Trading up" wouldn't be hard to do....
 
2010-07-12 10:35:24 PM
@wolfflywheel: excuse me, were you too stoned to read the rest of my post?

/not gay
//not a guy
 
2010-07-12 10:36:49 PM
j68: Madonna was farking hot as the sun back in the 80's. Suck it kids.

Attractive-wise she has always been a dog. You were just too gay into her music to know any better. Suck it virgin.

/like a virgin...
//farking for the very first time
 
2010-07-12 10:36:59 PM
After Madge, there's nowhere to go but up!

/New chick needs a sammich
 
2010-07-12 10:44:41 PM
ParadisePornoTheater: were you too stoned to read the rest of my post?

Yes. Yes I was.
 
2010-07-12 10:56:04 PM
Sorry, I was there for the Madonna run-up. She was different - I wouldn't consider her "hot." Then or now.
 
2010-07-12 11:02:22 PM
Jolly good show old man!
 
2010-07-12 11:05:08 PM
Atomic Spunk: I bet her net worth isn't even close to 1% of Madonna's net worth.

Chick-like typing detected.
 
2010-07-12 11:12:10 PM
Harry_Seldon: Lest we forget..



With an encore performance



//Farkers don't preach


Yeah, Madonna from about 1986 or 1987, circa the "Papa Don't Preach" video, was damn yummy. Loved the short hair, and she was still curvy and a jiggly.

She should've laid off the diets and exercise a little, and let herself get a little soft. She'd probably still look great. She still *could* look great, probably.
 
2010-07-12 11:13:31 PM
Rose of Sharon: Atomic Spunk: I bet her net worth isn't even close to 1% of Madonna's net worth.

Chick-like typing detected.


Not a chick. Just a money-hungry dude.
 
2010-07-12 11:26:14 PM
"Oh sure, she's a gorgeous model, but she doesn't have 1% of the money Madonna has."

Are you f*cking kidding me?

Guy Ritchie got something like $100 MILLION F*CKING DOLLARS when he got rid of that skeletor-looking arachnid of a wife. What the hell would he care if this unbelievably hot woman has so much as a DOLLAR to her name?

Even if down the road he decides to marry her, he'll lawyer up and get a stone-clad pre-nup and in the mean time, he's having sex with that goddess instead of getting pegged by the Iggy Pop lookalike.
 
2010-07-12 11:50:30 PM
MeatWrangler: Attractive-wise she has always been a dog. You were just too gay into her music to know any better. Suck it virgin.

Madonna has never been really hot. She's always been really slutty.

She's the type of girl that's hot because you know after a few drinks she'll be sucking your dick and getting naked and yelling for people to pound her in the ass. And it's fun because she will do anything: fark you in the back of your car, on the hood of her car, at her parents' house on the pool table, and has a serious turn-on for public nudity. She's not really attractive, but she's more than willing to make up for it by pumping up the crazy sex. Well, until the guilt sets in and she ends up getting married and denying that stuff ever happened.

My point? Madonna is hot because she would do nasty stuff. But when that's gone--kids is usually a good indicator--she's pretty much knocked down to 'meh' status. Ritchie definitely traded up.
 
2010-07-12 11:57:59 PM
ftfa - "Although Ritchie has been linked to a number of women - including Slovakian underwear model Michaela Kocianova and Haitian actress Mellany Gandara - since he split from Madonna in September 2008, this appears to be his first serious relationship."

First SERIOUS gf..

Since Skeletor dumped him he's also been with

imstars.aufeminin.com

and

www.instablogsimages.com

Note: Pictured with Ritchie

But not mentioned in the article he's also dated Elle MacPherson

i.dailymail.co.uk

and Jemima Khan

i.dailymail.co.uk

The guy hasn't exactly been having a drought since his marriage ended.
 
2010-07-13 12:04:35 AM
Guntram Shatterhand: MeatWrangler: Attractive-wise she has always been a dog. You were just too gay into her music to know any better. Suck it virgin.

Madonna has never been really hot. She's always been really slutty.

She's the type of girl that's hot because you know after a few drinks she'll be sucking your dick and getting naked and yelling for people to pound her in the ass. And it's fun because she will do anything: fark you in the back of your car, on the hood of her car, at her parents' house on the pool table, and has a serious turn-on for public nudity. She's not really attractive, but she's more than willing to make up for it by pumping up the crazy sex. Well, until the guilt sets in and she ends up getting married and denying that stuff ever happened.

My point? Madonna is hot because she would do nasty stuff. But when that's gone--kids is usually a good indicator--she's pretty much knocked down to 'meh' status. Ritchie definitely traded up.



Yeah, I liked the picture the paparazzi caught of the two of them exiting an adult toy shop with a see-through shopping bag that showed that she bought a strap-on dildo. Sounds like she'd be lots of fun...just not the kind I'm interested in--or my ass
 
2010-07-13 12:18:26 AM
I was kinda dating a chick in the 90's who was crazy into Madonna. i put up with the music to get in her pants, obviously


that time of my life was simultaneously the most I've ever given a **** about Madonna (still not a lot) and the most I've tolerated anyone playing her crap without becoming 'that guy' and telling said person they have no tastes worth sharing with the group.
 
2010-07-13 12:42:21 AM
Madonna's an insanely wealthy and powerful cultural icon.

I only know who Guy Ritchie is because he got so much press for being married to Madonna.

Just saying.

Has his new girlfriend... accomplished anything noteworthy?
 
2010-07-13 01:04:14 AM
Genevieve Marie: I only know who Guy Ritchie is because he got so much press for being married to Madonna.

You need to throw "Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels", "Snatch", "Revolver" and "RocknRolla" into your Netflix que pronto.
 
2010-07-13 01:06:13 AM
I liked his Sherlock Holmes, and all his British Gangster films. Come on Guy, go back to making those gems.
 
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