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(Some Tard)   Designer finds way to grow unappealing clothing with bacteria and uses slogan "Imagine if we could grow clothing", as cotton is apparently mined from coal   (biocouture.co.uk) divider line 53
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2010-07-12 02:18:00 PM
Cotton is synthesized from the blood of virgin unicorns.


/duh
 
2010-07-12 02:18:31 PM
www.tamut.edu

Lets see them balance bacteria on their heads!
 
2010-07-12 02:18:41 PM
theinfosphere.org
 
2010-07-12 02:18:55 PM
I believe that hemp and sheep's wool also grow. Though I could be mistaken.
 
2010-07-12 02:19:00 PM
No thank you. I have enough fungus and bacteria growing in my shoes and they smell like shiat.
 
2010-07-12 02:19:24 PM
and don't forget about wool...
 
2010-07-12 02:21:21 PM
Hey, you know how many wild Naugas had to be killed for their skins to make this fine Naugahyde coat?
 
2010-07-12 02:21:29 PM
and that coal is the remnants of cotton plants. The circle of life is complete
 
2010-07-12 02:22:11 PM
Are your pants made out of bacteria? 'Cuz your ass is giving me a fever!
 
2010-07-12 02:22:21 PM
But you can't eat cotton.
 
2010-07-12 02:22:23 PM
Alpaca? Angora?

Technically, leather grows too, unless cows are just born full size. I can't remember...
 
2010-07-12 02:23:26 PM
THX 1138: I believe that hemp and sheep's wool also grow. Though I could be mistaken.

And silk.
 
2010-07-12 02:23:58 PM
I swear my x's panties are made from that stuff.
 
2010-07-12 02:24:10 PM
I've seen fat guys growing all natural sweaters...
 
2010-07-12 02:24:29 PM
Silk also is grown... And linen.
 
2010-07-12 02:25:19 PM
Capture this web designer and bring him before me. Alive, if possible. Dead, just as good.
 
2010-07-12 02:25:23 PM
Stay retarded Californians.
 
2010-07-12 02:25:32 PM
DeadZone: Hey, you know how many wild Naugas had to be killed for their skins to make this fine Naugahyde coat?

Nauga please.
 
2010-07-12 02:26:37 PM
I make all my clothes out of the people I kill and skin. Does that count?
 
2010-07-12 02:27:17 PM
Clothes growing on trees huh?

I've heard of that before...

www.brainfrizz.com
 
2010-07-12 02:27:34 PM
He's not talking about textiles, he's talking about clothing. Like if you could grow a shirt, size medium, pre tailored. Grow the clothing. The actual shirt grows. ..Forget it, dude.
 
2010-07-12 02:28:10 PM
dr_iacovone: I make all my clothes out of the people I kill and skin. Does that count?

Yes. That's also grown.
 
2010-07-12 02:30:56 PM
It might be easier to just list the clothing that doesn't grow.

Prom dresses made of duct tape.

Metal and plastic decorations/jewelry.
 
2010-07-12 02:31:12 PM
Flax and Jute can be used also.
 
2010-07-12 02:31:26 PM
Just raid a teenager's bedroom floor, all the bacteria-laden clothing you could ever ask for, hell if you raid a college kid's those ones will walk out on their own.
 
2010-07-12 02:34:52 PM
Damn, that means I can get black lung AND cotton mouth. Double suckage.
 
2010-07-12 02:35:24 PM
someguy945: It might be easier to just list the clothing that doesn't grow.


Fast-food employee uniforms.
 
2010-07-12 02:35:44 PM
WTF is this? I click the link and all I get is a video with a time-lapsed view of some bachelor's sink?

BumpInTheNight
Just raid a teenager's bedroom floor, all the bacteria-laden clothing you could ever ask for, hell if you raid a college kid's those ones will walk out on their own.

Don't forget that if it's off the floor of some teenager male's floor, it comes starched.
 
2010-07-12 02:36:50 PM
Claude Ballse: WTF is this? I click the link and all I get is a video with a time-lapsed view of some bachelor's sink?

BumpInTheNight
Just raid a teenager's bedroom floor, all the bacteria-laden clothing you could ever ask for, hell if you raid a college kid's those ones will walk out on their own.

Don't forget that if it's off the floor of some teenager male's floor, it comes starched.


I AM NOT A TEENAGER!
 
2010-07-12 02:44:57 PM
texastag: Clothes growing on trees huh?

I've heard of that before...


Maybe if I was 14 those books would've been cool. In your 30s?

Lame.
 
2010-07-12 02:47:11 PM
Are your pants made out of bacteria? 'Cuz I got a shot of penisillin for ya...
 
2010-07-12 02:48:28 PM
Any pics? Link is apparently not showing correctly...
 
2010-07-12 02:52:56 PM
Fig leaves anyone?
 
2010-07-12 02:55:58 PM
Until hot girls start walking around with leaf g-strings like Poison Ivy in Arkham Asylum, I think we're good with poly-cotton blends.

Mmmmm... comic book villainesses...
 
2010-07-12 02:58:27 PM
someguy945: Prom dresses made of duct tape.

duct tape is rubber on a cotton backing. try again.
 
2010-07-12 03:08:07 PM
No one posted a pic of the bodice yet?
 
2010-07-12 03:08:42 PM
I guess everybody's not that into manequins.
 
2010-07-12 03:11:56 PM
freewill: Capture this web designer and bring him before me. Alive, if possible. Dead, just as good.

farm5.static.flickr.com
I prefer dead.
 
2010-07-12 03:23:00 PM
So, if I sneeze a really good one, and save it.. I could have a new suit for church?!?!

/never go to church
//might go once with my new greeny suit on... just to brag.
///wanna feel the tie? Might think it is silk but it'snot.
 
2010-07-12 03:33:12 PM
As others have pointed out, it's not about growing raw materials (cotton, etc.), it's about growing actual garments. Which is cool.

Didn't Iron Man have some suit of magnetically-enhanced bacteria or something?
 
2010-07-12 03:46:48 PM
Interested:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-07-12 03:52:36 PM
freewill: Capture this web designer and bring him before me. Alive, if possible. Dead, just as good.

I see someone else goes the the Ming The Merciless School of Management!
 
2010-07-12 03:54:48 PM
I believe that fig leaves grow.
 
2010-07-12 04:00:23 PM
albuquerquehalsey: someguy945: Prom dresses made of duct tape.

duct tape is rubber on a cotton backing. try again.


Thanks for pointing that out.

Try again? Like I already said, metal and plastic items.
 
2010-07-12 04:02:57 PM
Moodybastard: freewill: Capture this web designer and bring him before me. Alive, if possible. Dead, just as good.

I see someone else goes the the Ming The Merciless School of Management!


The Cardinal is displeased at your shenanigans, and henceforth disbands the FARKeteers. In the name of the King, of course.
 
2010-07-12 04:08:14 PM
Days' never endin'.. Massa got me workin'.. someday Massa set me free!
 
2010-07-12 04:50:53 PM
I believe they also make grass skirts, and apparently, bamboo can be made into a very soft cloth.

/God I love linen, best feeling fabric EVER.
//Nothing breathes like it, for summer, nothing is better.
///Wished it didn't wrinkle so easily... half a day and my shirt looks like I slept in it.
/No, I'm not gay, NTTAWWT
 
2010-07-12 05:44:10 PM
DeadZone: Hey, you know how many wild Naugas had to be killed for their skins to make this fine Naugahyde coat?

Exactly! My dad told us kids all about the plight of the Naugas, usually as we drove through their home range, Naugatuck, CT.

(thanks to dad I have some weird ideas about the world...)
 
2010-07-13 01:35:06 AM
Subby, you made me laugh.
 
2010-07-13 04:06:07 AM
Great headline, Subby. I LOL'd.
 
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