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(Daily Mail)   Nanny, 30, died from sexual arousal while watching pornography (w/hell ya pic) (possibly nsfw sidebar pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 423
    More: Sad, sexual arousal, Cardiff University, Gloucester, Nicola Paginton, porn, Detective Sergeant Gavin Webb, natural causes  
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2010-07-08 02:55:09 PM  
i85.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-08 02:56:47 PM  
she came and went and the same time
 
2010-07-08 02:59:41 PM  
I better hurry up and get to her before the rigor sets in.
 
2010-07-08 03:01:08 PM  
Seen it before.

Spanish fly.

Stick shift...
 
2010-07-08 03:04:21 PM  
Fapped to death?

Wht was her Fark handle?
 
2010-07-08 03:04:56 PM  
that musta been some orgasm.

If David Carradine were alive right now, he would be very jealous.
 
2010-07-08 03:05:07 PM  
mysticcat: she came and went and the same time

aaaaaaand we're done in one
 
2010-07-08 03:07:26 PM  
Forgot to add....

vibrator trifecta in play
 
2010-07-08 03:14:12 PM  
I'm going to have to stop getting naked for women on the internet. These killer orgasms are too much.
 
2010-07-08 03:21:33 PM  
Somebody's death gave me a boner. Weird.
 
2010-07-08 03:23:10 PM  
Well that's nice for the family that the story got out.
 
2010-07-08 03:25:35 PM  
There are plenty of worse ways to go. We should all be so lucky.
 
2010-07-08 03:27:08 PM  
Thanks to the press, that will be an extremely uncomfortable funeral.
 
2010-07-08 03:28:41 PM  
She died doing what she loved.

Petting that farking cat of hers.
 
2010-07-08 03:31:36 PM  
She died the way she lived
 
2010-07-08 03:32:43 PM  
There's got to be a pearly gates joke in there somewhere...
 
2010-07-08 03:33:19 PM  
fark sad, where's the 'HOT' tag?
 
2010-07-08 03:34:32 PM  
Some people have heart problems and never know it until they suddenly drop dead. I suppose it was better this way rather than while driving a car at top speed down the highway.
 
2010-07-08 03:34:37 PM  
I blame the cat.
 
2010-07-08 03:34:48 PM  
I would die of embarrassment if .... wait...
 
2010-07-08 03:34:49 PM  
30 years old and her heart gives out just because she's rubbing one out?

Holy crap.
 
2010-07-08 03:35:18 PM  
If I should die in a similar (male) fasion, I hope to fark it doesn't end up in the paper. Just pull up my pants and hide the lotion, please!
But it's kind of hot when a chick does it!
 
2010-07-08 03:35:24 PM  
i guess her porn buddy didn't get the chance to destroy her collection
 
2010-07-08 03:35:30 PM  
Cue the "once had a guy with a broke neck who died trying...."
 
2010-07-08 03:35:41 PM  
Remember, kids- never, ever, EVER masturbate.
 
2010-07-08 03:35:58 PM  
Fano: She died the way she lived

fingering the piano?

JC
 
2010-07-08 03:35:58 PM  
flicka is not her friend.
 
2010-07-08 03:36:06 PM  
Mojo Nixon strangely unavailable for comment?
 
2010-07-08 03:36:19 PM  
Death by fatal masturbation? A woman? Damn.

I thought women didn't watch real porn ... just that touchy feely talk about your feelings followed by a half hour of foreplay and topped off with missionary stuff?
 
2010-07-08 03:36:21 PM  
A cat found sitting on her chest and they don't suspect the cat at all?
 
2010-07-08 03:36:48 PM  
MaxxLarge: There are plenty of worse ways to go. We should all be so lucky.

This

mcsiegs: Thanks to the press, that will be an extremely uncomfortable funeral.

And This
 
2010-07-08 03:36:51 PM  
What was she looking at?...I want that damn url!
 
2010-07-08 03:37:12 PM  
Fap,fap,fap,fap....DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!!!

legendsrevealed.com
 
2010-07-08 03:37:22 PM  
Looks like she died from a stroke
 
2010-07-08 03:37:23 PM  
So, the UK doesn't have anything like HIPAA, eh?
 
2010-07-08 03:37:26 PM  
deciusmaximus: Death by fatal masturbation? A woman? Damn.

I thought women didn't watch real porn ... just that touchy feely talk about your feelings followed by a half hour of foreplay and topped off with missionary stuff?



so all that redtube in my history is NOT mine.
 
2010-07-08 03:37:31 PM  
www.commentbuddy.com


Yes, I would!
 
2010-07-08 03:37:58 PM  
FunkOut: Some people have heart problems and never know it until they suddenly drop dead. I suppose it was better this way rather than while driving a car at top speed down the highway.

To die quietly, in your sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling, like the passengers on his bus.
 
2010-07-08 03:37:58 PM  
deciusmaximus: Death by fatal masturbation? A woman? Damn.

I thought women didn't watch real porn ... just that touchy feely talk about your feelings followed by a half hour of foreplay and topped off with missionary stuff?


You are dating the wrong women.
 
2010-07-08 03:38:04 PM  
The Pho King: Looks like she died from a stroke


no voting enabled and THIS is the one I would have voted for
 
2010-07-08 03:38:18 PM  
I had a friend die "in the saddle" a few years ago. Only the "saddle" didn't belong to his wife. It belonged to the neighbor.
 
2010-07-08 03:38:21 PM  
If that's the way it is, I'm surprised we don't lose more Farkers than we do.
 
2010-07-08 03:38:41 PM  
Nice au pair of titties. Hell-oooooo wetnurse!
 
2010-07-08 03:38:43 PM  
she farked herself to death!
 
2010-07-08 03:38:53 PM  
Isn't that pic of Lindsay Lohan's boob NSFW? (right margin, first pic)

"Death by manzuri" would be a great band name.
 
2010-07-08 03:38:54 PM  
Ladies, this is why you should always use the buddy system. To help prevent tragedies of this sort, I'm always available. It's the least I can do.
 
2010-07-08 03:39:11 PM  
Damn, what a way to be found!
 
2010-07-08 03:39:29 PM  
*Salutes*

Admirable way to go. A chick going out that way is infinitely more impressive.
 
2010-07-08 03:39:38 PM  
I'm sure her family is glad that this made news.
 
2010-07-08 03:39:49 PM  
ChadM89: 30 years old and her heart gives out just because she's rubbing one out?

Holy crap.


Good gods, I'll never touch myself again!

.......

Who am I kidding? I fired one off before I hit "Add Comment"
 
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