FARK.com: (5472417) "His lips, tongue and teeth were covered in a greenish, blue tint. Hinkel later told officers the coloring was from drinking food coloring that he had consumed because of its alcohol content"

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		"His lips, tongue and teeth were covered in a greenish, blue tint. Hinkel later told officers the coloring was from drinking food coloring that he had consumed because of its alcohol content" (postcrescent.com)		44
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MaxxLarge		2010-07-08 04:17:43 PM

That guy's totally gonna crap entire Smurfs.

FunkOut		2010-07-08 04:54:47 PM

That's even stupider than drinking artificial vanilla extract.

Nightsweat		2010-07-08 04:56:26 PM

He'll be all right until the color hits the craphole.

LewDux		2010-07-08 04:56:28 PM

Warriors fan?

Solid State Vittles		2010-07-08 04:56:32 PM

What else are you supposed to do when you're out of mouthwash?

OnmyojiOmn		2010-07-08 04:56:34 PM

Green sapho juice? You're doing it wrong.

Headso		2010-07-08 04:57:58 PM

You'll never catch me in the barn putting hay into the bong. If alcoholics keep doing stupid things like this liquor will never be legalized!!!!!

someguy945		2010-07-08 04:59:55 PM

In before a blue/green photoshop of the WARRIORS guy

Shenanigans!		2010-07-08 05:00:03 PM

Mugshot FAIL. Doesn't even come close to the WARRIORS guy. Not even a hint of blue anywhere!

Citrate1007		2010-07-08 05:00:36 PM

You would sweat blue/green.

April R		2010-07-08 05:00:45 PM

some one please shop him ala gold paint huffing guy.

Gussie Fink-Nottle		2010-07-08 05:04:09 PM

approves

Woolwine		2010-07-08 05:09:22 PM

Well, my hometown finally is featured on Fark. Didn't think it would take this long.

Rufus Lee King		2010-07-08 05:10:29 PM

The arrested me, and took me to jail.
I called my Pappy to throw my bail,
My Pappy said "Son, you're gonna to drive me to drinkin',
If you don't stop drivin' that hot-rod Lincoln."

Gravitholus		2010-07-08 05:15:38 PM

His lips, tongue and teeth were covered in a greenish, blue tint.

i136.photobucket.com

Hey, Twi'leks need love too.

pete1729		2010-07-08 05:16:15 PM

came for Dune reference, but "crap entire smurfs" ftw.

Starblazer		2010-07-08 05:18:00 PM

WOO NEENAH.... The cops really had to go far... like 3 blocks to that guys house.

Jakevol2		2010-07-08 05:21:59 PM

that's just...really sad and pathetic whether true or not.

Death_Poot		2010-07-08 05:27:53 PM

A real drunk will get it where he can. This guy needs some help

Barakku		2010-07-08 05:29:40 PM

He just blue himself

HowieFeltursnatch		2010-07-08 05:33:22 PM

LewDux: Warriors fan?

Well? we're waiting...

Obnox		2010-07-08 05:33:44 PM

Taking notes here.

PartTimeBuddha		2010-07-08 05:36:38 PM

I am alzo suprised

buckler		2010-07-08 05:46:09 PM

He's not doing it azure supposed to.

MeltyKiss		2010-07-08 06:04:29 PM

FunkOut: That's even stupider than drinking artificial vanilla extract.

FTFA:

"...Hinkel had been drunk on vodka, vanilla extract and food coloring."

We have a real winner here. It's a shame we don't get a new Tribett style mugshot to play with.

Wangiss		2010-07-08 06:28:06 PM

approves

/oblig

trippdogg		2010-07-08 06:31:33 PM

A woman who had a child with Hinkel and is the former fiancé of the man Hinkel was trying to hit told police Hinkel had been drunk on vodka, vanilla extract and food coloring."

/the aristocrats

imbrial		2010-07-08 06:41:29 PM

Yay! proof I haven't hit rock-bottom

DownDaRiver		2010-07-08 06:41:53 PM

I was totally expecting him to be some scabby, gray stringy hair, bad tooth guy.
He actually looked to be a rather decent sort.

Drink aint your thing man, give it up.

Woolwine		2010-07-08 07:06:39 PM

Starblazer: WOO NEENAH.... The cops really had to go far... like 3 blocks to that guys house.

Not even.

\Nice to see another Neenah farker.

Shyla		2010-07-08 07:16:32 PM

So they bleached the food coloring out of his lips before taking his mug shot? Well isn't that special...

orat-on-a-stick		2010-07-08 07:30:14 PM

That's not food coloring, it's those disclosing tablets the dentists give to be sure you've brushed correctly...

/that's my story, and I'm sticking too it.

Alleyoop		2010-07-08 07:43:07 PM

Einhorn is Hinkel!

i.ytimg.com

Oh no, not again!

unfarkingbelievable		2010-07-08 08:17:34 PM

Oh, god, my fault: I read this from Subby: ""His lips, tongue and teeth were covered in a greenish, blue tint..."

thought it said "Her..." and "teeth ...greenish..." and immediately thought it was about Crystal Bowersox.

sparkeyjames		2010-07-08 08:21:37 PM

As far as I'm concerned this thread was done in one.

tbyte		2010-07-08 08:31:02 PM

Never seen food coloring with alcohol in it

theorellior		2010-07-08 10:47:10 PM

Gussie Fink-Nottle: approves

God I hate the Blue Man Group. Totally lame faux-edgy crap. Packing the tourists in like cattle. I know it's irrational. I can't help it.

74rex		2010-07-08 10:55:19 PM

Barakku: He just blue himself

Is he an Analrapist?

tacos813		2010-07-09 12:25:54 AM

Bill_Wick's_Friend		2010-07-09 12:38:45 AM

He wore blue velvet
Bluer than velvet were his lips

Inhalien		2010-07-09 02:11:32 AM

Wangiss: approves

/oblig

Thank you.

Also,

"his fourth offense in five years. If convicted, he faces 66 years in prison and $10,000 in fines."

bingethinker		2010-07-09 04:32:17 AM

Blue liquid? Yes, there's something about an Aqua-Velva man!

Ashelth		2010-07-09 01:16:56 PM

Headso: You'll never catch me in the barn putting hay into the bong. If alcoholics keep doing stupid things like this liquor will never be legalized!!!!!

So those times I watched my stoner roommates grinding seeds to smoke or scraping resin off of the screens of their pipes to also smoke was all in my imagination?

edgesrealm		2010-07-09 05:24:26 PM

Wangiss: approves

/oblig

I think we have our new Tribbett!

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