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(Appleton Post Crescent)   "His lips, tongue and teeth were covered in a greenish, blue tint. Hinkel later told officers the coloring was from drinking food coloring that he had consumed because of its alcohol content"   (postcrescent.com) divider line 43
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2010-07-08 04:17:43 PM  
That guy's totally gonna crap entire Smurfs.
 
2010-07-08 04:54:47 PM  
That's even stupider than drinking artificial vanilla extract.
 
2010-07-08 04:56:26 PM  
He'll be all right until the color hits the craphole.
 
2010-07-08 04:56:28 PM  
Warriors fan?
 
2010-07-08 04:56:32 PM  
What else are you supposed to do when you're out of mouthwash?
 
2010-07-08 04:56:34 PM  
Green sapho juice? You're doing it wrong.
 
2010-07-08 04:57:58 PM  
You'll never catch me in the barn putting hay into the bong. If alcoholics keep doing stupid things like this liquor will never be legalized!!!!!
 
2010-07-08 04:59:55 PM  
In before a blue/green photoshop of the WARRIORS guy
 
2010-07-08 05:00:03 PM  
Mugshot FAIL. Doesn't even come close to the WARRIORS guy. Not even a hint of blue anywhere!
 
2010-07-08 05:00:36 PM  
You would sweat blue/green.
 
2010-07-08 05:00:45 PM  
some one please shop him ala gold paint huffing guy.
 
2010-07-08 05:04:09 PM  
img688.imageshack.us

approves
 
2010-07-08 05:09:22 PM  
Well, my hometown finally is featured on Fark. Didn't think it would take this long.
 
2010-07-08 05:15:38 PM  
His lips, tongue and teeth were covered in a greenish, blue tint.

i136.photobucket.com

Hey, Twi'leks need love too.
 
2010-07-08 05:16:15 PM  
came for Dune reference, but "crap entire smurfs" ftw.
 
2010-07-08 05:18:00 PM  
WOO NEENAH.... The cops really had to go far... like 3 blocks to that guys house.
 
2010-07-08 05:21:59 PM  
that's just...really sad and pathetic whether true or not.
 
2010-07-08 05:27:53 PM  
A real drunk will get it where he can. This guy needs some help
 
2010-07-08 05:29:40 PM  
He just blue himself
 
2010-07-08 05:33:22 PM  
LewDux: Warriors fan?

Well? we're waiting...
 
2010-07-08 05:33:44 PM  
Taking notes here.
 
2010-07-08 05:36:38 PM  
I am alzo suprised
 
2010-07-08 05:46:09 PM  
He's not doing it azure supposed to.
 
2010-07-08 06:04:29 PM  
FunkOut: That's even stupider than drinking artificial vanilla extract.

FTFA:

"...Hinkel had been drunk on vodka, vanilla extract and food coloring."

We have a real winner here. It's a shame we don't get a new Tribett style mugshot to play with.
 
2010-07-08 06:28:06 PM  
matusiak.org

approves

/oblig
 
2010-07-08 06:31:33 PM  
A woman who had a child with Hinkel and is the former fiancé of the man Hinkel was trying to hit told police Hinkel had been drunk on vodka, vanilla extract and food coloring."

/the aristocrats
 
2010-07-08 06:41:29 PM  
Yay! proof I haven't hit rock-bottom
 
2010-07-08 06:41:53 PM  
I was totally expecting him to be some scabby, gray stringy hair, bad tooth guy.
He actually looked to be a rather decent sort.

Drink aint your thing man, give it up.
 
2010-07-08 07:06:39 PM  
Starblazer: WOO NEENAH.... The cops really had to go far... like 3 blocks to that guys house.

Not even.

\Nice to see another Neenah farker.
 
2010-07-08 07:16:32 PM  
So they bleached the food coloring out of his lips before taking his mug shot? Well isn't that special...
 
2010-07-08 07:30:14 PM  
That's not food coloring, it's those disclosing tablets the dentists give to be sure you've brushed correctly...



/that's my story, and I'm sticking too it.
 
2010-07-08 07:43:07 PM  
Einhorn is Hinkel!

i.ytimg.com

Oh no, not again!
 
2010-07-08 08:17:34 PM  
Oh, god, my fault: I read this from Subby: ""His lips, tongue and teeth were covered in a greenish, blue tint..."

thought it said "Her..." and "teeth ...greenish..." and immediately thought it was about Crystal Bowersox.
 
2010-07-08 08:21:37 PM  
As far as I'm concerned this thread was done in one.
 
2010-07-08 08:31:02 PM  
Never seen food coloring with alcohol in it
 
2010-07-08 10:47:10 PM  
Gussie Fink-Nottle: approves

God I hate the Blue Man Group. Totally lame faux-edgy crap. Packing the tourists in like cattle. I know it's irrational. I can't help it.
 
2010-07-08 10:55:19 PM  
Barakku: He just blue himself

Is he an Analrapist?
 
2010-07-09 12:25:54 AM  
content6.flixster.com
 
2010-07-09 12:38:45 AM  
He wore blue velvet
Bluer than velvet were his lips
 
2010-07-09 02:11:32 AM  
Wangiss: approves

/oblig


Thank you.

Also,

"his fourth offense in five years. If convicted, he faces 66 years in prison and $10,000 in fines."
 
2010-07-09 04:32:17 AM  
Blue liquid? Yes, there's something about an Aqua-Velva man!
 
2010-07-09 01:16:56 PM  
Headso: You'll never catch me in the barn putting hay into the bong. If alcoholics keep doing stupid things like this liquor will never be legalized!!!!!

So those times I watched my stoner roommates grinding seeds to smoke or scraping resin off of the screens of their pipes to also smoke was all in my imagination?
 
2010-07-09 05:24:26 PM  
Wangiss: approves

/oblig


I think we have our new Tribbett!
 
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