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2010-07-06 05:41:35 PM
FTFA - Students can choose

I made it big so that even idiots like Gary can understand that it's a voluntary program.
 
2010-07-06 05:43:36 PM
Dinki: FTFA - Students can choose

I made it big so that even idiots like Gary can understand that it's a voluntary program.


You're no fun.
 
2010-07-06 05:56:13 PM
GaryPDX: Hey, it's only a matter of time.

Anything is possible in the distant future. Let's wait until it actually happens before getting too upset about it, ok?

Oh and we all know conservative colleges wouldn't collect DNA- that's one of those secular scientisty things they shun.
 
2010-07-06 06:00:16 PM
Dinki: FTFA - Students can choose

I made it big so that even idiots like Gary can understand that it's a voluntary program.


But I'm still scared, what if I volunteer without knowing it?

/Keeping the paranoia spinning.
 
2010-07-06 06:08:26 PM
GaryPDX: Dinki: FTFA - Students can choose

I made it big so that even idiots like Gary can understand that it's a voluntary program.

Hey, it's only a matter of time.



I got a card stamped at the library today to let me know when the book was due back.

It was voluntary, but it's clearly only a matter of time before the library implants a chip under my skin to track my location in case I'm late returning the book.
 
2010-07-06 06:11:52 PM
GaryPDX: Dinki: FTFA - Students can choose

I made it big so that even idiots like Gary can understand that it's a voluntary program.

Hey, it's only a matter of time. I don't know who's more of a lunatic, a person who wants their genetics databased or those who want to create such a database.


i105.photobucket.com

S-s-s-science is S-s-s-scaaaaaawy.
 
2010-07-06 07:54:29 PM
GaryPDX: kmmontandon: It was voluntary, but it's clearly only a matter of time before the library implants a chip under my skin to track my location in case I'm late returning the book.

Take a look at that cell phone you have.


Hmm. OK. There it is.

You got it, you already carry a tracking device.

I really doubt a 3-year-old TracFone has any sort of a tracking device, but I'll adjust the tin-foil a bit tighter just to be sure. In fact, I won't use it unless I'm safely in a Faraday Cage. With the lights off.
 
2010-07-06 08:03:41 PM
The people who run Berkley are extremely conservative.
 
2010-07-06 08:55:44 PM
GaryPDX:

You know who else cataloged people?


William the Conquerer?
 
2010-07-06 09:39:49 PM
Dinki: Gary can understand

Think I found your problem...
 
2010-07-06 09:59:51 PM
GaryPDX: I don't know who's more of a lunatic

Lunatics rarely do.
 
2010-07-06 10:07:16 PM
GaryPDX: If that puppy is turned on

I think I found a flaw in your theory.
 
2010-07-06 10:21:06 PM
GaryPDX: cameroncrazy1984: GaryPDX: If that puppy is turned on

I think I found a flaw in your theory.

Care to elaborate, Comrade Cameron?


Nope, as a 51 year old you should probably figure out inferences by now.
 
2010-07-06 10:52:58 PM
FTFA: Berkeley sent approximately 5,500 incoming freshmen and transfer students DNA sampling kits. The hope is to spark discussion during orientation on how genetic testing works, the results of the students' tests and their decisions on whether or not to participate. Although the program is entirely voluntary and confidential it has alarmed some bioethics watchers, who cite concerns about privacy, student health and the ambiguous nature of the project.

As long as its truly voluntary and non-coercive, I don't have a problem with it. What's up with the "right-wing" thing, Subby? Why would this be a matter of political ideology? All institutions seek power, just as all people seek power. This is hardly news.
 
2010-07-06 10:57:23 PM
GaryPDX: cameroncrazy1984: GaryPDX: cameroncrazy1984: GaryPDX: If that puppy is turned on

I think I found a flaw in your theory.

Care to elaborate, Comrade Cameron?

Nope, as a 51 year old you should probably figure out inferences by now.

Riight, your obscure inferences over a snarky website? Yea, oookay.


All kidding aside, why does it need to be turned on? Don't those things have internal batteries that save phone numbers and other contact info? I've taken the battery out of my phone just to sort of reset and reboot a phone that was acting funny, and sure enough nothing was erased.
 
2010-07-06 11:04:11 PM
GaryPDX: When it's turned on it constantly broadcasts it's location within the cell network. That makes it a tracking device.

Please forgive me if it seems that I'm harping on something that is more obvious to you and others, but why can't the phone broadcast its location all the time, even when not turned on?
 
2010-07-06 11:11:27 PM
GaryPDX: jaylectricity: GaryPDX: When it's turned on it constantly broadcasts it's location within the cell network. That makes it a tracking device.

Please forgive me if it seems that I'm harping on something that is more obvious to you and others, but why can't the phone broadcast its location all the time, even when not turned on?

No power, no signal. Some phones actually do in the background (unless you remove the battery) but most need to be turned on. It's triangulation. When it's on, they can zero in on you.


I love that you're still missing the inference.
 
2010-07-06 11:13:34 PM
Somacandra: What's up with the "right-wing" thing, Subby?

We are supposed to feel guilty for thinking that only a conservative institution would give students an opportunity to voluntarily participate in a university study, which is supposed to be bad, when really it's the most "liberal" university in the universe that is doing it.

It's some kind of confusing passive aggressive attempt at inciting a partisan hate fest.
 
2010-07-06 11:18:35 PM
Oh good, another Gary threadjack thread. Just what we need. I do have to admit, it is kind of fun to think of what Gary's world must be like, seeing threats and liberals everywhere. It's like Hitler with the Jews, only nobody is afraid of Gary.
 
2010-07-06 11:29:04 PM
GAT_00: Oh good, another Gary threadjack thread. Just what we need. I do have to admit, it is kind of fun to think of what Gary's world must be like, seeing threats and liberals everywhere. It's like Hitler with the Jews, only nobody is afraid of Gary.

Gary has always been nice to me and has answered my questions honestly. He's OK in my book.
 
2010-07-07 12:12:15 AM
I actually wish I had the equipment to genotype myself for some subset of genes; it would be pretty interesting.
 
2010-07-07 12:13:17 AM
jaylectricity: GAT_00: Oh good, another Gary threadjack thread. Just what we need. I do have to admit, it is kind of fun to think of what Gary's world must be like, seeing threats and liberals everywhere. It's like Hitler with the Jews, only nobody is afraid of Gary.

Gary has always been nice to me and has answered my questions honestly. He's OK in my book.


Ditto.
 
2010-07-07 12:14:17 AM
No one has mocked subby for misspelling our greatest academic institution?

Berkeley!
 
2010-07-07 12:14:34 AM
image.guardian.co.uk

Gary?
 
2010-07-07 12:14:35 AM
GaryPDX: You know who else cataloged people?


Little-known, librarian-themed wrestling heel Dewey Decimator?
 
2010-07-07 12:14:47 AM
Can students still choose to enroll in the DNA program like the last time the story posted?
 
2010-07-07 12:16:09 AM
GaryPDX: jaylectricity: GaryPDX: When it's turned on it constantly broadcasts it's location within the cell network. That makes it a tracking device.

Please forgive me if it seems that I'm harping on something that is more obvious to you and others, but why can't the phone broadcast its location all the time, even when not turned on?

No power, no signal. Some phones actually do in the background (unless you remove the battery) but most need to be turned on. It's triangulation. When it's on, they can zero in on you.


Actually Gary is correct about the e911 capabilities of the network but it is not called iGPS it's called AGPS as in assisted.

There is nothing nafarious about the AGPS and it actually is used to save lives.
 
2010-07-07 12:17:36 AM
Just wait until they start Scientizing affirmative action.

"Sorry, your DNA isn't Black enough for that position. Sorry, your too Asian for that position. Sorry, you're 'dad' is Hispanic, but you're not. talk to mom."
 
2010-07-07 12:18:16 AM
GaryPDX: Dinki: FTFA - Students can choose

I made it big so that even idiots like Gary can understand that it's a voluntary program.

Hey, it's only a matter of time. I don't know who's more of a lunatic, a person who wants their genetics fingerprints databased or those who want to create such a database like the FBI.


Meanwhile, the only health-related question asked at conservative institutions is "which hole do you stick your dick into?"
 
2010-07-07 12:18:17 AM
You are filmed in lobbies, on the bus, in convenience stores, parking lots, banks, ATM's there are cameras watching traffic in every major urban area in the USA. Every purchase you make with a credit card, every time you use a discount card, every web site you search, all your email. If the government decides to pay attention to you they can find out pretty much everything.

Students are allowed to opt in to this project, and must be 18+ years old and sign a consent form. Big deal.
 
2010-07-07 12:18:20 AM
Students can choose to use the kits to submit their DNA for genetic analysis, as part of an orientation program on the topic of personalized medicine. But U.C. Berkeley isn't the only university offering its students genetic testing. Stanford University's summer session started two weeks ago, including a class on personal genomics that gives medical and graduate students the chance to sequence their genotypes and study the results.

So I am the only one who doesn't think this is some kind of eugenics experiment, but is actually kind of cool and interesting? Probably...
 
2010-07-07 12:20:54 AM
Dinki: FTFA - Students can choose

I made it big so that even idiots like Gary can understand that it's a voluntary program.


FOR NOW

you give the MAN nothing not ever
 
2010-07-07 12:23:10 AM
kmmontandon: GaryPDX:

You know who else cataloged people?

William the Conquerer?


My hurling club secretary?
 
2010-07-07 12:24:02 AM
www.moonbattery.com
Whadya mean I'm not a Native American?
 
2010-07-07 12:26:43 AM
GaryPDX: Hey, it's only a matter of time. I don't know who's more of a lunatic, a person who wants their genetics databased or those who want to create such a database.

Oh yes Gary they're getting tested voluntarily, which is the same as involuntary databasing.

You'd have a more credible argument if you claimed kindergarteners were being registered with the government based on their macaroni pictures. At least school attendance and assignments are compulsory.
 
2010-07-07 12:28:03 AM
Githerax: GaryPDX: Dinki: FTFA - Students can choose

I made it big so that even idiots like Gary can understand that it's a voluntary program.

Hey, it's only a matter of time. I don't know who's more of a lunatic, a person who wants their genetics fingerprints databased or those who want to create such a database like the FBI.

Meanwhile, the only health-related question asked at conservative institutions is "which hole do you stick your dick into?"


The one that divides the bathroom stalls. Duh.
 
2010-07-07 12:28:27 AM
Here is the thing:

If you said "Hey, this is a voluntary program, there is really no problem with it", I can agree. It seems like a reasonable position.

If you said "Hey, this has the potential to be horribly abused, and so we could be concerned", I can agree. It seems like a reasonable position.

Either way, you can have a well-informed opinion that I can respect.

The trouble I have, is that pretty much, your opinion on it matches your political stereotype of the university.

I have absolutely no doubt whatsoever, that 90%+ of the people here defending the universities on fark, would be condemning the universities if they actually where right-wing religious colleges. But since they vaguely stereotype the universities to be "left wing" (I guess that is the stereotype of all universities), it is OK.

real life application:

As someone who voted for Obama the first time around, because I was convinced by my lefty friends that he would get rid of the Patriot Act, end domestic spying, and generally fight the Bush era police state bullshiat - I am shocked how hard those same lefties defend Bush era police state bullshiat now that Obama has fully embraced it.

Basically, when your team are the good guys, they can do no wrong.
 
2010-07-07 12:31:51 AM
A little too over-the-top frothy, subby.

Try tilting the glass to the side.
 
2010-07-07 12:32:20 AM
Somacandra: As long as its truly voluntary and non-coercive, I don't have a problem with it. What's up with the "right-wing" thing, Subby? Why would this be a matter of political ideology? All institutions seek power, just as all people seek power. This is hardly news.

The "right-wing" thing is because subby is an idiot and is trying to pretend that liberals would be up in arms about it if something like this was happening at Bob Jones University, so it's "evidence" of liberal doublethink that nobody cares that Berkeley is offering a voluntary program.

That meta enough for you? It's certainly meta enough for me. Liberals are bad and Orwellian because of a totally imaginary, hypothetical situation involving a forced DNA collection happening at Berkeley that, subby imagines again, if it happened at PATRIOT USANIVERSITY he thinks liberals would be very enraged about, because the Ann Coulter voice that lives in the part of his head where the skull trauma used to be told him so.
 
2010-07-07 12:32:31 AM
It would be interesting to see what my DNA looked like all mapped out. Hell, I don't even know my blood type (probably should, you never know, but then again I am sure that the hospital confirms that test anyway before they load you up with donor blood).

As to the poster who commented about the FBI retaining DNA profiles, isn't that only for felons? Or have they extended that to all criminals?
 
2010-07-07 12:34:06 AM
Retarded Rabid Elk: Here is the thing:

If you said "Hey, this is a voluntary program, there is really no problem with it", I can agree. It seems like a reasonable position.

If you said "Hey, this has the potential to be horribly abused, and so we could be concerned", I can agree. It seems like a reasonable position.

Either way, you can have a well-informed opinion that I can respect.

The trouble I have, is that pretty much, your opinion on it matches your political stereotype of the university.

I have absolutely no doubt whatsoever, that 90%+ of the people here defending the universities on fark, would be condemning the universities if they actually where right-wing religious colleges. But since they vaguely stereotype the universities to be "left wing" (I guess that is the stereotype of all universities), it is OK.

real life application:

As someone who voted for Obama the first time around, because I was convinced by my lefty friends that he would get rid of the Patriot Act, end domestic spying, and generally fight the Bush era police state bullshiat - I am shocked how hard those same lefties defend Bush era police state bullshiat now that Obama has fully embraced it.

Basically, when your team are the good guys, they can do no wrong.


That was the most long-winded version of "both sides are bad so vote Republican" I've ever read. Oh really, you have no doubt? Isn't that nice. And you voted for Obama "the first time" because of your "lefty" friends.
 
2010-07-07 12:34:21 AM
SUbtard:Two oppressive right wing universities start collecting DNA from incoming students to personalize medicine. Oh wait, Berkley and Stanford? Collect stamp of 'double plus good' from Sebelius

Right wingers have created a new language in their fantasy world of being attacked and repressed.
 
2010-07-07 12:35:14 AM
Does every farking headline have to be about which political side sucks?

Frogdammit.
 
2010-07-07 12:35:17 AM
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark] Quote 2010-07-06 08:03:41 PM
The people who run almost every college that makes a lot of money are extremely conservative.

>>>>>>

exactly
 
2010-07-07 12:35:18 AM
CGaryPDX: It sure does. It's called iGPS. It's been mandated since about 2003 because of 911 emergency requirements. All cellphones have it these days. If that puppy is turned on, you can be tracked withing 9 meters.

You're thinking of the Phase 2 tracking system and it can only identify the nearest cellular tower that your phone contacted during the call. Handy for locating people who may be in a rural area injured in a car wreck, not so great for locating people who failed to return their library book.
 
2010-07-07 12:35:27 AM
No pressure. Just sit down and submit your DNA for testing here or go stand over there with the 2nd class students who denied us their DNA.
 
2010-07-07 12:36:04 AM
Goddamnit. I have no intention of agreeing with anything Gary says, but the simple act of asking or sending out the request makes the concept of sumbitting to genetic testing more acceptable.

5 years ago, you could go to a store and buy something. No personal information would be exchanged. Now, you go into Best Buy or BB&B and they ask you for your phone numbe. The reason they give you is so they can send you coupons. The real reason is so they can track you and your purchases to better understand their customer and target you with coupns and promotions you are more likely to respond to. I know. I designed just such a database.

5 years ago, the request for a phone number while buying sheets would have surprised you. It might have pissed you off. But if you repeat the question enough, it becomes commonplace and more acceptable.

I don't think that is the intent here. Berkely of all places would have some concerns about the gathering of such personal info. That said, they are targeting young people of a generation that is overly comfortable with over-sharing and a limited concet of future consequences. Even if 99% opt out, the question has been posed and the seed planted that such questions are "normal"

/I'm drunk
 
2010-07-07 12:37:51 AM
Since Obama has become the president, right wingers seem to have a form of Tourette syndrome of biatching about everything if it makes sense or not.
 
2010-07-07 12:37:56 AM
Bah fark Stanford. Worked there for 11 months of horror dealing with the worst farking post-doc and supervisor ever.
 
2010-07-07 12:39:18 AM
Retarded Rabid Elk: Here is the thing:

If you said "Hey, this is a voluntary program, there is really no problem with it", I can agree. It seems like a reasonable position.

If you said "Hey, this has the potential to be horribly abused, and so we could be concerned", I can agree. It seems like a reasonable position.

Either way, you can have a well-informed opinion that I can respect.

The trouble I have, is that pretty much, your opinion on it matches your political stereotype of the university.

I have absolutely no doubt whatsoever, that 90%+ of the people here defending the universities on fark, would be condemning the universities if they actually where right-wing religious colleges. But since they vaguely stereotype the universities to be "left wing" (I guess that is the stereotype of all universities), it is OK.

real life application:

As someone who voted for Obama the first time around, because I was convinced by my lefty friends that he would get rid of the Patriot Act, end domestic spying, and generally fight the Bush era police state bullshiat - I am shocked how hard those same lefties defend Bush era police state bullshiat now that Obama has fully embraced it.

Basically, when your team are the good guys, they can do no wrong.


I graduated from a Berkeley graduate program, loved it, and am pretty liberal.

I think it's pretty obvious that Berkeley's program won't suffer from the problems of the Ivy League Nude Posture Photos, or the Harvard Psychologist studying brain washing that created the Unabomber.

We've learned a great deal since then. (And those were east coast loser schools.)
 
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