Wait, there would be a standard jail sentence for putting turkey shiat in a guys truck thats 180 days? farking Lohan just got 90 days after breaking how many laws? I cant believe how many people want to send kids to jail over this shiat(pun intended). For gods sake, its turkey shiat, TURKEY shiat! I think an appropiate punishment would be getting your ass kicked, they are all over 18 so its fair game. But thats just ignorant hillbilly talk, lets instead throw the book at them and waste thousands of taxpayer dollars and give them a criminal record

I'd like to know more before I judge. Exactly how much shiat did they use? Did they damage his truck? How new was the truck? What did it smell like? How easy was it to clean?

But I have to side with the hard-asses on this one. farking with people's shiat to this degree is not a prank. They farked up and need to face the music.

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

Wait, I have a better one:

After they finish paying their fines and/or serving their time, he should tell them that prosecuting them was just a prank.

Namahs: cookereh: Namahs Quote 2010-07-06 03:49:24 PM
cookereh: Please provide local newspaper story to validate your claim. Otherwise I am calling bullshiat.

So this epic, hilarious prank was pulled off by you and two of your friends then? Moving all the teachers desks consisted of 3 total? Just wondering how big the school is when you have 2000 people in cheese land.


--Schools in small towns in rural lands have a very wide district They draw students from entire counties. The school had about 450 students, some of them had a 30 minute drive (going 65 mph the whole way) to get to school each morning.

--Pictures from said night, as promised. Since most of the rooms had windows, the entire operation was done without turning on the lights so we would stay hidden. Pics are from my cell phone, so not flawless quality but you can still get the idea.

Classroom with every desk on its side, alternating left and right for the lulz (new window)

I was mistaken in my post. Recycling bins went on the roof, we took all the trash cans and used them to replace chairs in many rooms. (new window)

One of the teachers had always been an ass, so we just turned his entire room into general disarray. Nothing was damaged, just carefully turned upside down and books were placed all over the floor. (new window)

Another view (new window)

I think you get the idea

You rebel you.

A friend who was a high school principal in a small Midwest town said the seniors were very creative in the two years he ran the school.

First year, they got inside one weekend and lined an entire corridor with junk toilets, 60 or 80 of them. Since the seniors cooperated later that day in removing all of them, he let pass any effort to find out who let them in. He was impressed that they either (a) went far and wide to find that many or (b) spent a long time, months, collecting them.

The next year, the entire front lawn of the high school was fenced in and about 150 sheep and goats were grazing when he drove into the parking lot Monday morning.

Namahs: cookereh: Namahs Quote 2010-07-06 03:49:24 PM
cookereh: Please provide local newspaper story to validate your claim. Otherwise I am calling bullshiat.

So this epic, hilarious prank was pulled off by you and two of your friends then? Moving all the teachers desks consisted of 3 total? Just wondering how big the school is when you have 2000 people in cheese land.


--Schools in small towns in rural lands have a very wide district They draw students from entire counties. The school had about 450 students, some of them had a 30 minute drive (going 65 mph the whole way) to get to school each morning.

--Pictures from said night, as promised. Since most of the rooms had windows, the entire operation was done without turning on the lights so we would stay hidden. Pics are from my cell phone, so not flawless quality but you can still get the idea.

Classroom with every desk on its side, alternating left and right for the lulz (new window)

I was mistaken in my post. Recycling bins went on the roof, we took all the trash cans and used them to replace chairs in many rooms. (new window)

One of the teachers had always been an ass, so we just turned his entire room into general disarray. Nothing was damaged, just carefully turned upside down and books were placed all over the floor. (new window)

Another view (new window)

I think you get the idea

OMG THATS NOTHING MY SCHOOL HAD 3 PIGS AND THEY SPENT HOURS LOOKING FOR #2 LOLOLOLOL

eddiesocket: I think subby inadvertently revealed himself as a sociopath. Destroying someone's property is in no way a "harmless prank".

If you can clean it off with a shovel, broom, and a garden hose, it's hardly "destroyed".

sattizahn: TsukasaK: FormlessOne: When a "prank" causes property damage, then, yes, it's no longer a "prank".

And this "prank" did not cause any property damage. Unless we're considering a butthurt school administrator's ego "property" now.

So glad we're clear on this.

...yeah, it is property damage. He'll probably have to get the entire thing re-upholstered or even have the seats completely replaced if he wants the smell gone.

I just locked a live chicken in my least favorite teachers bottom desk drawer...

There is no upholstery in the bed of a pickup truck...unless of course he's Mexican, and then all bets are off.

he should skin their dog.

A lot of people assume that the kids would willingly pitch in to "clean out the truck, then perform janitorial tasks around the school for a week". What if they were a bunch of disrespectful d/bags in the first place? Maybe the principal had enough of their bullshiat. These guys were trespassing to commit vandalism. Stay away from peoples houses and vehicles in the middle of the night and you won't end up in jail. Harmless might be balloons or ping pong balls, not something as unhealthy as bird droppings.

Gdalescrboz: Wait, there would be a standard jail sentence for putting turkey shiat in a guys truck thats 180 days? farking Lohan just got 90 days after breaking how many laws? I cant believe how many people want to send kids to jail over this shiat(pun intended). For gods sake, its turkey shiat, TURKEY shiat! I think an appropiate punishment would be getting your ass kicked, they are all over 18 so its fair game. But thats just ignorant hillbilly talk, lets instead throw the book at them and waste thousands of taxpayer dollars and give them a criminal record

um, they were over 18 and they already graduated. What else legally can he do?

Inibrius: Gdalescrboz: Wait, there would be a standard jail sentence for putting turkey shiat in a guys truck thats 180 days? farking Lohan just got 90 days after breaking how many laws? I cant believe how many people want to send kids to jail over this shiat(pun intended). For gods sake, its turkey shiat, TURKEY shiat! I think an appropiate punishment would be getting your ass kicked, they are all over 18 so its fair game. But thats just ignorant hillbilly talk, lets instead throw the book at them and waste thousands of taxpayer dollars and give them a criminal record

um, they were over 18 and they already graduated. What else legally can he do?

get them for trespassing? they did come into his yard to do the prank.

I may be late to the party.

Loesch, the son of Union City High School athletic director Rob Loesch, then added the three final names to the list of those involved when he was questioned about the incident by his father, the reports said.

Well, they hung this little fella out to dry. Don't think he will be living here too much longer.

Roger Wilco: Also, how can you do chaos and follow a plan you methodically put together at the same time?

Late entry but Methodical Chaos would make a good band name.

As a former principal (yes, many thought I was a prick), stay away from my personal stuff, and don't come skulking around my house in the middle of the night. Because this happened away from the school and not during school hours, there is little the principal could have done on his own. He would have been reminded of this by the boys' parents! The age of the boys, time and place, type of act, the principal did the right thing and phoned the police - let them deal with it.

two things:

1-manure is more like dirt than it is like feces. plus, the article says that he cleaned it out as soon as he discovered it.

2-its spelled princiPAL because the principal is your pal. dont you guys remember learning that?

tonesskin: Tsar_Bomba1: Asinine? F@ck you subby. My dad was a high school principal. One night we had someone icepick the tires on all 5 of our cars.

If you're gonna screw with property make it the school's... not someone on staff.

Yeah, and what about that time your dad spent hours looking for a second pig only to realize that 78% of the students couldn't even give blood because the Red Cross realized they all had HIV!

Hmm... touché

//caught the kids who did it..
///most kids who vandalize can't keep their mouths shut.
///that's usually the way it goes with school vandalism.