You never actually vandalize an authority figure's car. Ever. You all chip in some money, go to the scrap yard, and buy a car that looks like theirs at first glance and then watch their expression as their heart stops for a full 7 seconds as they think their car has been f*cked up beyond all reason.

Cool story time:
My Uncle went to West Point back in the day and there was a tradition where some smart assed cadets would put their drill instructor's car up on one of the roofs with a crane. That didn't seem to be hard core enough for his class so they all bought a broken down version of his car from a yard. As they were putting the car on the roof with mentioned crane, they waited for him to come into view. All the cadets, including the one operating the crane, would salute him, thus dropping the car a few stories to the ground. The extra miles of running for punishment were totally worth it.

I guess this makes me glad we didn't follow through on my senior class prank idea (kidnapping the principal, putting him in my trunk and leaving him in a small town near a Greyhound station with $100 cash). Some people suspected it wouldn't end well.

CygnusDarius: Harmless joke: Toilet paper in tree Burning principal's house down.
Reckless Douchebaggery: Manure in carPosting a Consumerist link to Fark

cletusnbrandine: scseth: srhp29 Filling someone's vehicle with a large amount of manure is not a prank. It is vandalism.

It was the truck bed - not the inside of the car. No permanent damage done. Even if the bed doesnt have a liner should still be able to hose it down and be down with it.

glad someone said it.

yeah, it appears that many farkers don't know what a truck bed is, hint it isn't this:

Our principal was a seriously major prick who screwed the whole class out of money with a graduation photography scam.

So when I finally graduated I got a sprayer full of round up and sprayed out ASSHOLE in his front lawn.

The bed of a pickup isn't the same as the inside of a car. Principle was a douche. We had a douche of a principle and bought a big black dildo with a suction cup and epoxied it onto the hood of his car. Then filmed him trying to get it off (pun intended). Never got caught cause no one knew it was us. Saw a lot of other kids taking credit for it though.

|For our school prank, we stole 9 flags and cups from the local golf course (A community joint) and planted them around school grounds.

The faculty was seen playing a round of golf, and we got to mow the grass on the football field.

I think subby inadvertently revealed himself as a sociopath. Destroying someone's property is in no way a "harmless prank".

The principal must be a class A asshole.

Make the kids clean up the school or something, a little "tit for tat", they might actually respect him if he was fair to them.

What a waste of time and police effort, not to mention tying up the court.

We've secretly replaced the regular contents of the prinicpal's truck with turkey shiat. Let's see if anyone notices.

Here's a prank for the ages: plant kudzu in your principal's front and backyards.

It's the prank that keeps on pranking!

Headso yeah, it appears that many farkers don't know what a truck bed is, hint it isn't this:

Here is a truck bed for those who dont know


On second thought, maybe the principle is right to be mad.

It was the truck bed. It will wash right out. Any other truck owners here? Is your bed as shiny as the day you bought your truck and it doesn't have a hitch because you don't need it? Please DIAF, Thank you.

I didn't realize they were this many up tight assholes on Fark.

"With God as my witness I thought Turkey's could fly"

/Oblig
//when Turkey's are referenced

About 30 years ago.....

My high school was the Dearborn Pioneers, in Michigan. Rival was the Edsel Ford Thunderbirds. Our nickname for 'em was 'Thunderchickens'. Every class wanted to top the previous seniors with a prank. When I was a junior, the seniors brought some type of instrument case near the football field during the game....as they got close...someone pulled out what we thought was a huge turkey (alive) that they threw onto the field. The rumor was the person nearby was supposed to cut the birds head off...and didn't. We think the thing died from being thrown and landing on the ground so hard. It was hard to tell because the ensuing melee blocked my view of the events. Now that was awesome!

Seven of the what by name?

I'm with the principal on this one. They did this at his home in the middle of the night. He has a family to worry about.

Uh.. yeah... I'm sure that the students intended it as a prank, too. Was Subby home-schooled?

Trance750: tweekster: That sounds appropriate. And they will be charged as adults so thats good.

Agreed. Vandalism is not a 'prank'. It's not funny or cute. And yes they should be prosecuted.

buttwipe

In the real world you don't become a teacher or principal unless you can stand the occasional prank.

Is domestic turkey poop like wild turkey poop? Cause that stuff is nasty -- look and consistency of hot tar.

It does wash off with a good rain, but yeh, I'd press charges for that in the back of my truck, if I did have a truck.

kapaso: It was the truck bed. It will wash right out. Any other truck owners here? Is your bed as shiny as the day you bought your truck and it doesn't have a hitch because you don't need it? Please DIAF, Thank you.

I didn't realize they were this many up tight assholes on Fark.

Aaaaw... your pussy hurt?

Impudent Domain: So when I finally graduated I got a sprayer full of round up and sprayed out ASSHOLE in his front lawn.

No, you didn't. You just tell people you did.

bump: Someone, no one went to jail.

Ouch.

You make my brain hurt.

Would have been funnier to put a live turkey in the cab.

True dat. We had a 'give a kid a goat' theme in my senior year while in Memphis,... we got a copy of the 'victim's' car key, placed said goat in the cab after feeding it copious amounts of chocolate exlax, metamucil and alphalpha and once the sun breached the apex of the horizon - the damage was done...

Memphis...whereabouts?

My Junior Year we had an incident where a rival school came to our school in the middle of the night before homecoming and spray painted Northeast High School Sucks and profanity on the school windows, brick, and our marching band truck. In retaliation, some of our Seniors threw weed killer on their foot ball field.

So my senior year we were forbidden to "prank." Oh well, I don't think we missed out on much.

Other senior pranks I found entertaining

MacGabhain Is domestic turkey poop like wild turkey poop? Cause that stuff is nasty -- look and consistency of hot tar.

Article said it was manure. Which looks like dirt:


Its used for gardening. It was probably bought at a nursery.

Senior class pulls prank on principal by filling his truck bed up with turkey manure. Since this is Fark, did the principal A)Have a good laugh, B)Forgive and forget, C)Pursue criminal charges against at least 10 of the students

D) Held them accountable for their actions.

Congrats on your graduation kids, in your last lesson before you go you learn that in the adult world your actions have consequences. Had you not learned this before you entered it we would have completely failed you as a school. You're welcome.

Barakku: Haha! It's a practical joke! Like pushing someone's hand in front of a table saw! Oh the hilarity.

Yes... this is a perfectly valid comparison.

Sack Wrestling Noise is one of my new favorite phrases.

Treygreen13: homeschooled: Senior class a few years ahead of me drove our principals car into the school (with the help of his wife), down a few hallways, and up a split level using boards. He was amused.

Some of the seniors in a neighboring town supposedly released 3 pigs into the school, each painted with a number.

1, 2, and 4.

I'm not sure if it was true, but if so that's pretty sweet.

I'm going to stab the next person that mentions this story to me in person. I have seriously heard this story from about 50 different people, all saying "yea at my friend's school" or "a few years before I graduated at my school..."

No, it didn't happen at your school. And no, the school didn't "spend hours looking for the pig painted #3". Everyone and their mom has heard the story, and no one would fall for it. It's like a really lame urban legend, and people use it to try and steal the show from people that actually HAD good senior pranks.

I didn't have the best prank, but we did pretty good. We had about 1/5 of our class show up to the school at 1am, me and a friend picked the locks to the doors and let everyone inside. We spent the next hour and half inside doing chaos and following a plan we methodically put together.
- Ramdomly swamped all the teachers desks with the desks of other teachers from other rooms.
- Every student desk and chair was placed upside down, or in the larger rooms we formed desk pyramids that reached the ceiling
- Put every single trash can and recycling bin on the roof
- A techie went to the server room and changed the system settings so every computer in the school has its wallpaper changed to a picture that said "Today's mayham brought to you by the Class of 2005"
- We put alarm clocks in the ceiling tiles of every classroom, all set to go off at the same time (2:05pm)
- Filled the principal's office with ballons, it was about 4 feet deep
- other misc things that were inside jokes to my school

We did it the day after graduation, underclassmen still had classes that week. The day after the prank was pure chaos at the school from what people said. Classes didn't start until about 10:30am because everyone was running around trying to find and replace all the trash cans and move all the desks back or find where the teacher's desks went. Out class president went to the school at lunch and he recieved a standing ovation from all the students and many of the teachers when he walked in.

But everytime I start to tell someone about how much fun it was or something I just get cut off by--"OMG THATS NOTHING MY SCHOOL HAD 3 PIGS AND THEY SPENT HOURS LOOKING FOR #2 LOLOLOLOL"

homeschooled: Tyrone Biggums: homeschooled: Senior class a few years ahead of me drove our principals car into the school (with the help of his wife), down a few hallways, and up a split level using boards. He was amused.

Was it your older brothers?

Am I missing a joke here?

My guess is it has something to do with your handle, "homeschooled". Principal was your dad, his wife was your mom, and the older seniors where your older siblings... but thats just my guess...

I have pics, I should post them when I get home from work ^_^

Rugdumph gro_Shurgak

No, you didn't. You just tell people you did.

that's what your mom said