Jaws_Victim: See, if you did that people would complain and make your life worse. This way, it's a minor inconvenience and people will just sit their miserably eating their sad sandwich
Noobian Noob: yeah right. only east asians work at subways.
Nexzus: If you're ever in Vancouver, make a point to visit La Charcuterie Delicatessen (new window) in Surrey. The owner is a mix of Borat and the Soup Nazi, and $6.50 gets you this:
CygnusDarius: Bah. I'll eat the same, you ass-jockey. You might piss off subway snobs, but unless you put salmonella on my sandwich, or spit on it, I won't mind.
Rev. Skarekroe: I find sandwich makers at grocery store deli counters make way better sandwiches than the people at Subway.
Magook: My Subway pet peeve: when they cut my sandwich (sauceless) with the same unwiped knife that they just cut the previous customer's mustard/chipotle sauce/whatever with. I hate mustard with a vengeance and if any of that shiat gets on my sub, you're making it again.
jrshull: The one on Queens Blvd. between the 33rd/40th St. stops off the 7 Train is a real peach. The women working there will come out of the back with a diapered baby on their hip to make your sandwich, sometimes placing the baby's diapered butt on the prep counter, sliding it down the service with your sammich.Fecal coliform bacteria sauce to go please!
KatjaMouse: Spade: Yeah, crazy vegans would make all sorts of demands at the on campus restaurant I worked at during undergrad. It's awesome when you have a giant line and Miss Princess Vegan is demanding you clean everything that might possibly have a single bit of meat on it so that it cannot pass by her precious lips before you make her food. And you're getting paid minimum wage to listen to them rant about the fact you dare to serve meat.We stored the lettuce next to the ham salad. It was a quick move to get some ham stuck up in the ball of lettuce. None of them ever complained.My vegetarian roommate went out with us to dinner one night. This was during the period where a lot of us couldn't stand the sight of her and were secretly tolerating her because we all thought that everyone else still liked her. One of her annoyances was that she made a big deal anytime I would cook meat in the apartment, "Eww, it smells like death in here... blah blah blah..."So we're ordering and it takes her almost 5 minutes to order the soup of the day. It was a lentil soup and she wanted the waiter to find out if it was 100% vegetarian. She wouldn't order until he went to the kitchen and talked to the chef. I think he must have seen the rest of us roll our eyes and huff as she went on a tangent about how she would get ill if she consumed meat broth because he came out and said "Why yes, it's totally cool." Well, fast forward to the end of the meal, she's scraping the bottom of the bowl and there are hunks of pork at the bottom. Funniest look on her face ever as she tried to induce vomiting there./No, I'm not kidding about the vomiting//it's uncool, however, if you did something like to a religious person who are adhering to their dietary restrictions rather than being annoying do-gooders
Bunnyhat: I'm going to make the same amount of money an hour at Subway if I make the best looking sub in the world compared to if I make a crappy looking sub.
dangerdoug: CygnusDarius: Bah. I'll eat the same, you ass-jockey. You might piss off subway snobs, but unless you put salmonella on my sandwich, or spit on it, I won't mind.Did someone order Salmonella on a Subway Sandwich?Link (new window)
Sergeant Grumbles: At the majority of fast food restaurants, workers will never, ever get paid beyond a dollar above minimum wage
kumanoki: Knucklepopper: I only came in here to mock Fark for posting stupid Consumerist articles but after seeing all the expelled rage in this thread against old Chris, I have determined that we have failed as a species.
booger42: You know how I know Chris has Erectile Dysfunction and/or a pencil dick?
KatjaMouse: //it's uncool, however, if you did something like to a religious person who are adhering to their dietary restrictions rather than being annoying do-gooders
Bunnyhat: make me some tea: Pet peeve: sloppy sandwich preparers.Seriously, how f*cking hard is it to arrange presliced meat and cheese on top of bread so that it doesn't fall out all over the place as soon as you unwrap it?I stopped going to those awful sandwich chains in large part because of the idiots who don't give a rat's ass about the food they're preparing.I'm going to make the same amount of money an hour at Subway if I make the best looking sub in the world compared to if I make a crappy looking sub.
Abox: I used to go to a Subway in Austin where they'd cut a divot lengthwise out of the top of the bread, lay in the ingredients, then place the divot on top. I don't know if they were going for a breadbowl thing but it didn't work...the cut was never quite wide or deep enough so the net effect was like simply plopping the meat and veggies on top of an uncut roll then balancing another piece of bread on top. Thundercloud was much better if you could manage not to look at the employees.
shivashakti: make me some tea:I stopped going to those awful sandwich chains in large part because of the idiots who don't give a rat's ass about the food they're preparing.It's fast food. You expect them to care? They're working their asses off for crappy pay and sh*tty benefits. Granted, you should have pride in the things you do. However, if you work in a Subway, you've already given up on concepts like pride and do what you have to do in order to get by.
jshine: KatjaMouse: //it's uncool, however, if you did something like to a religious person who are adhering to their dietary restrictions rather than being annoying do-goodersHah -- so if you decide to be obnoxious yourself, that deserves derision, but if you an old book of fairy-tails tells you to be obnoxious, that's somehow better?/always amused while watching my "Jewish" friends eat ribs & shrimp//so far, none have been struck-dead
The Angry Hand of God: Is it possible to make a sandwich from Subway good? I have never left there without feeling disappointed.
LemSkroob: For a good show with your lunch, try the one on 7th Ave @ 38th Street. The manager lady is already yelling at you to place your order before you even get in the door, even with 20 people on line ahead of you. Psycho biatch.
you_idiot: Spicy Italian = good
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Meh. Chris is an underachiever. He'd tremble at the sheer deviousness of my local sandwich artist who somehow manages to coat each yellow pepper slice with mustard, then springload them so that upon attempting to each the sandwich my shirt gets divebombed with fluorescent yellow flying pepper slices.
Sword and Shield: Hospitality is one area where Jewish law seems to have some flex. If all you had were ribs (say, you didn't know your friends were Jews), hospitality allows them to eat it.
Big Al: CygnusDarius [TotalFark] Quote 2010-07-06 01:41:29 PMVegetarianism, if it's not for religious or medical purposes, it's for the most part a useless trend enforced by first-world precious snowflakes. What would you say if someone in another country offers you a tamale, or a piping hot bowl of goulash, or some roasted guinea pig? .>>>go to India with that attitude, moran
dangerdoug: I'm workin' on it, shut up or I'll eat you.
CygnusDarius: some roasted guinea pig? .
KatjaMouse: jshine: KatjaMouse: //it's uncool, however, if you did something like to a religious person who are adhering to their dietary restrictions rather than being annoying do-goodersHah -- so if you decide to be obnoxious yourself, that deserves derision, but if you an old book of fairy-tails tells you to be obnoxious, that's somehow better?/always amused while watching my "Jewish" friends eat ribs & shrimp//so far, none have been struck-deadHey, I baked two separate cakes for a birthday because we had one Mormon friend. He's not annoying about it but either way I'm not the kind of person to be a b*tch towards someone's religious inclinations. Even if they're weirdo Martian Mormons./I realize that the rum bakes out//my rum cake glaze, however, will f*ck you up///another recipe dad gave me
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