"Yesterday, we had someone licking the window with their tongue."


/wanted for questioning

They're not hippies. They're...what the fark kind of subculture is that, aynways?

FTFA:"We're not bums, we're travelers," said Lili Ford, 26. "We travel to Ocean Beach because most of the people are cool, and they help us with money."

Jules: Man, I just been sitting here thinking.
Vincent: About what?
Jules: About the miracle we just witnessed.
Vincent: The miracle you witnessed. I witnessed a freak occurrence.
Jules: What is a miracle, Vincent?
Vincent: An act of God.
Jules: And what's an act of God?
Vincent: When, um ... God makes the impossible possible ... but this morning I don't think it qualifies.
Jules: Hey, Vincent, don't you see? That shiat don't matter. You're judging this shiat the wrong way. I mean, it could be that God stopped the bullets, or He changed Coke to Pepsi, He found my farking car keys. You don't judge shiat like this based on merit. Now, whether or not what we experienced was an "according to Hoyle" miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.
Vincent: But why?
Jules: Well, that's what's farking with me. I don't know why, but I can't go back to sleep.
Vincent: You serious? You're really thinking about quitting?
Jules: The life?
Vincent: Yeah.
Jules: Most definitely.
Vincent: Oh, fark. What'cha gonna do, man?
Jules: Well, that's what I've been sitting here contemplating. First, I'm going to deliver this case to Marcellus, then, basically, I'm just going to walk the Earth.
Vincent: What'cha mean, "walk the earth"?
Jules: You know, like Caine in Kung Fu, walk from place to place, meet people, get into adventures.
Vincent: And how long do you intend to walk the earth?
Jules: Until God puts me where he wants me to be.
Vincent: And what if he don't do that?
Jules: If it takes forever, then I'll walk forever.
Vincent: So you decided to be a bum?

Meet the new boss...

inkblot: They're not hippies. They're...what the fark kind of subculture is that, aynways?

The intentional homeless.

Basically, people who decide to go on walkabout but decide that doing odd jobs to support themselves while doing it is beneath them.

Had a conversation about this with a neighbor who didn't understand why I give money to some of the local homeless and tell others to go fark themselves. There are reasons to be homeless -- bad luck, running out of money in old age, unexpected home-related issues... "I'm young, and packing across the US/living on the beach/singing for my supper seems like a cool idea" is not really among them. Learn to split wood or wash dishes or sweep the street or something.

//Also hate homeless people who use dogs as panhandling tools. Yeah, mistreat an animal that could be adopted by someone that could feed it instead for some petty change. Gem of bloody humanity, y'all are.

log_jammin: why would you lick a window?

On they bus they taste like salty jelly...mmmm

I find it hilarious that The Black is the trigger for this. So much paraphernalia that I've bought there over the last 20 some odd years.

In my town we call them "gutter punks." They are often from middle class backgrounds and serve only to annoy the piss out of everyone else. I'm a liberal guy with sympathy for the homeless...but not this particular subset of them.

A favorite tactic is dogs. They often have a mangy pooch with them because cops hate arresting people with dogs (they are required to call and wait for the ASPCA or whomever).

Anyone familiar with the lower French Quarter / Fauborg Marigny knows exactly what I'm talking about.

log_jammin: why would you lick a window?



because the snozzberries taste like snozzberries

wubbelee: log_jammin: why would you lick a window?



because the snozzberries taste like snozzberries

Thanks Wub, this was the first thing that I thought.

dudemanbro: Those aren't hippies.

This. They're bums.

Brings back memories of Victoria, B.C.
Lots of these types end up there.
Good place to go if you smoke and enjoy people asking you for a cigarette several dozen times a day.

Smithers, unleash the hounds...

dudemanbro

"Those aren't hippies."

Nope, you need a trust fund or generous parents to be a hippie.

Sudlow: Nope, you need a trust fund or generous parents to be a hippie.

Truth.

dudemanbro: Those aren't hippies.

This. They're beach-bums. If they had boards, they'd be surfers. If they had talent, they'd be musicians without girlfriends.

CaptainMidnight: dudemanbro: Those aren't hippies.

This. They're beach-bums. If they had boards, they'd be surfers. If they had talent, they'd be musicians without girlfriends.

Don't beach bums, by definition, surf? They're not even proper bums.

/bloody unwashed masses

We need to get these guys on welfare, stat.

It's like the whole town is Hobophobic.

A million of those farkers could never do the damage that one CEO of Enron, BP, Exxon, Goldman Sachs, Citibank ect could do.

/ Not to mention a George Bush, Phil Gramm, Newt Gingrich or a hate radio DJ

Bob16: A million of those farkers could never do the damage that one CEO of Enron, BP, Exxon, Goldman Sachs, Citibank ect could do.

/ Not to mention a George Bush, Phil Gramm, Newt Gingrich or a hate radio DJ

I forgot the most destructive man to ever walk the face of the planet

Ronald Retard Right Wing Reject Raygun

Bob16: A million of those farkers could never do the damage that one CEO of Enron, BP, Exxon, Goldman Sachs, Citibank ect could do.

/ Not to mention a George Bush, Phil Gramm, Newt Gingrich or a hate radio DJ

I'm not seeing your point. They're still a nuisance, whether or not they are the biggest nuisance around. Those other things/people you mentioned are just negative examples of a system that allows us to live the quality of life we have. By having the power to run the system from their own angle, they also have the chance to fark it up. It doesn't mean that you don't completely survive off the system.

Bums aren't outside of Capitalism. Far from it. They are the very leeches who are the most supported by it. A hard worker or smart human will undoubtedly do well under almost any system. A lazy asshole who begs for money is truly reliant on the capitalist machine. One would assume they are just too naive to understand that, or too lazy to care.

Leach Bums

haddie: Bums aren't outside of Capitalism. Far from it. They are the very leeches

Fark off asshole.

And thats a better reply than you deserve.

Perhaps call in the O.B. Ranger to tidy up the place?
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Bob16: Bob16: A million of those farkers could never do the damage that one CEO of Enron, BP, Exxon, Goldman Sachs, Citibank ect could do.

/ Not to mention a George Bush, Phil Gramm, Newt Gingrich or a hate radio DJ

I forgot the most destructive man to ever walk the face of the planet

Ronald Retard Right Wing Reject Raygun

Was he really the most destructive man in the history of the planet? If so, I would like to congratulate Mr. Raygun for overcoming the odds and such stout opponents as Stalin, Hitler, Gengis Khan, etc.

/Perspective, it's important to have
//You might be lacking some
///Moron are you

Bob16: A million of those farkers could never do the damage that one CEO of Enron, BP, Exxon, Goldman Sachs, Citibank ect could do.

/ Not to mention a George Bush, Phil Gramm, Newt Gingrich or a hate radio DJ

*blink*
Do you roll on Shabbos?

Bob16: haddie: Bums aren't outside of Capitalism. Far from it. They are the very leeches

Fark off asshole.

And thats a better reply than you deserve.

Wow. Showing your intelligence in fine form.

haddie: Bob16: haddie: Bums aren't outside of Capitalism. Far from it. They are the very leeches

Fark off asshole.

And thats a better reply than you deserve.

Wow. Showing your intelligence in fine form.

Seriously. I thought 'leech' was fairly mild, all things considered. You also show great restraint by not pointing out the lack of apostrophe in his reply. I, however, am not so polite.

hopefully crappy bands like O.A.R. will now go away.

Congratulations Bob16. First teen troll of the day!

BlackDebbie: Was he really the most destructive man in the history of the planet?

Yes he was.

Matter of fact you can look it up in the Guinness book of world records. Bush came in second. Stalin was third.

ChubbyTiger: You also show great restraint by not pointing out the lack of apostrophe in his reply.

Yeah it's probably my greatest flaw. That and being a leech.

You ever read Euripides ?

Anyone here remember "The Wall?"

Also referred to as "Panhandler's Paradise."

It was an OB landmark for a long time. I think it came down in 1970.

I don't think this is a new phenomenon.

Bob16: BlackDebbie: Was he really the most destructive man in the history of the planet?

Yes he was.

Matter of fact you can look it up in the Guinness book of world records. Bush came in second. Stalin was third.

How did you pay for this computer? This internet service? Your TF account? One can safely assume you are either a member of the capitalist society you inhabit, or a leech attempting to profit from others' detritus.

You, however, seem more like the 'billy goat gruff' consumer than your average Farker.

I like the idea of eschewing The Man, but becoming self-sufficient instead. I'm halfway there; I brew my own beer! But I'm too chicken (and too married-to-a-woman) to ever escape the clutches of working for The Man.

O.B.

Out of work Bum

Oligarchic Butthead

OBama

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

rcain: "Yesterday, we had someone licking the window with their tongue."


/wanted for questioning

What is that?

Bob16: ChubbyTiger: You also show great restraint by not pointing out the lack of apostrophe in his reply.

Yeah it's probably my greatest flaw. That and being a leech.

You ever read Euripides ?




Perhaps a job would improve your situation?

Bob16: ChubbyTiger: You also show great restraint by not pointing out the lack of apostrophe in his reply.

Yeah it's probably my greatest flaw. That and being a leech.

You ever read Euripides ?

Silence is true wisdom's best reply.

Heed your mentor's words.

haddie: You, however, seem more like the 'billy goat gruff' consumer than your average Farker.

As long as i am not like you thats all that matters.

/ Look ma no apostrophe
//But i do have the album

Bob16: haddie: You, however, seem more like the 'billy goat gruff' consumer than your average Farker.

As long as i am not like you thats all that matters.

/ Look ma no apostrophe
//But i do have the album

Trust me, you're not. You can breathe easy on that one, champ.

these kids are disgusint douchebags who purposefully disrespect everything and everyone. They should be rounded up and deposited somewhere viciously cold, like Siberia.

ChubbyTiger: Perhaps a job would improve your situation?

Are you parked in front of my house in a van with a camera or something ?

Same old Karnak the magnificent routine.