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(Some Guy)   Woman killed after portable toilet crashes through her windshield. Bet she never saw that shiat coming   (whiotv.com) divider line 49
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2010-07-03 05:20:01 AM
What a crappy way to die.
 
2010-07-03 05:30:01 AM
She was getting too old for that shiat.
 
2010-07-03 05:33:08 AM
Johnston's car then veered off the road and crashed into a tree.
 
2010-07-03 06:29:44 AM
Dead Like Me
 
2010-07-03 07:26:20 AM
Halleleuja, its raining menses
 
2010-07-03 07:35:41 AM
So sad to see a young life flushed away.
 
2010-07-03 07:36:46 AM
Ohhhhhhh shiat....
 
2010-07-03 07:43:02 AM
What a way to go
 
2010-07-03 07:43:31 AM
Poor George...
 
2010-07-03 07:44:15 AM
Sounds like what happened to a girl I knew...

Frank Fingerman
 
2010-07-03 07:44:15 AM
Our son was driving on I294 in Chicago one day, and encountered a nice blue pottyhouse sitting right there upright in the second lane. He was going 80mph......and he avoided it.

/would have been a shiatty encounter
/yadda-yadda
 
2010-07-03 07:46:18 AM
That just stinks.
 
2010-07-03 07:52:34 AM
Crolack: Dead Like Me

Calamormine: Poor George...

Came to see if anyone else immediately thought this, leaving happy
 
2010-07-03 07:58:19 AM
I've heard that it's the #2 most common form of accidental death.
 
2010-07-03 08:06:28 AM
i do not want my death to be a fark headline.

plus...hahahahahahahaha
 
2010-07-03 08:17:08 AM
TOILET!

upload.wikimedia.org!
 
2010-07-03 08:20:19 AM
Ain't that a doody?
 
2010-07-03 08:30:08 AM
Could've been worse:

www.instablogsimages.com

Hot stuff comin' through!
 
2010-07-03 08:47:37 AM
Watch where you're driving...

www.laughparty.com
 
2010-07-03 08:48:17 AM
She could have survived if she weren't driving such a crappy car.
 
2010-07-03 09:20:54 AM
I know this is Fark and all, but PLEASE, take a moment for prayers or whatever you might do, for this young woman, her three motherless kids, her grieving mother and stepfather (and father, too, I guess), and all of her friends and framily. She is the daughter of a very close, old friend and former co-worker of my sister, and much missed and beloved. I realize that this is a bizarre story, and such a freak accident, but try for a little compassion. Just a teeny bit.

//thanks...

///back to your regularly scheduled snarking...

PS There is an investigation ongoing into the circumstances. The portolets were on a trailer being towed by a pickup, and it was 2 of 10 that came loose and hit the road. Dawn's friend in the passenger seat is in hospital with a broken hip, in serious condition. Good thoughts and prayers for her would be appreciated, too.
 
2010-07-03 09:31:28 AM
Awww, shiat.

A boom boom ba...
 
2010-07-03 09:46:49 AM
Debby7813

Saw that the 'crappy death' snark has been delivered, so I only have words of sympathy for the woman's family and her friend in the hospital. Is there anything set up for her children that any Farker interested can help? Prayers ascend.

/(in b4 'invisible sky wizard, magical thinking')
 
2010-07-03 09:58:52 AM
i184.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-03 10:00:28 AM
i28.tinypic.com

Unavailable for comment
 
2010-07-03 10:00:41 AM
www.motifake.com
 
2010-07-03 10:07:45 AM
What about the poor SOB that was taking a dump in the Port-O-Let. Did he survive?
 
2010-07-03 10:08:30 AM
Must have been heading to Trenary, MI
 
2010-07-03 10:20:14 AM
Bravo, submitter. That's a damn good headline.
 
2010-07-03 10:21:00 AM
Police are on the lookout for the merde-r suspect.

/man, that was a real groaner
 
2010-07-03 10:22:57 AM
Debby7813: I know this is Fark and all, but PLEASE, take a moment for prayers or whatever you might do, for this young woman... She is the daughter of a very close, old friend ...

Thanks for ruining our fun, Debby Downer.

Frank Fingerman

/I am truely sorry for your lots
 
2010-07-03 10:48:06 AM
Debby7813: I know this is Fark and all, but PLEASE, take a moment for prayers or whatever you might do, for this young woman, her three motherless kids, her grieving mother and stepfather (and father, too, I guess), and all of her friends and framily. She is the daughter of a very close, old friend and former co-worker of my sister, and much missed and beloved. I realize that this is a bizarre story, and such a freak accident, but try for a little compassion. Just a teeny bit.

//thanks...

///back to your regularly scheduled snarking...

PS There is an investigation ongoing into the circumstances. The portolets were on a trailer being towed by a pickup, and it was 2 of 10 that came loose and hit the road. Dawn's friend in the passenger seat is in hospital with a broken hip, in serious condition. Good thoughts and prayers for her would be appreciated, too.


Wow, it's weird and awkward to run into someone who actually knows the person involved in the story. :(
 
2010-07-03 10:57:57 AM
Who wants to bet this chick was tailgating?

Debby7813: I know this is Fark and all, but PLEASE, take a moment for prayers or whatever you might do, for this young woman, her three motherless kids, her grieving mother and stepfather (and father, too, I guess), and all of her friends and framily. She is the daughter of a very close, old friend and former co-worker of my sister, and much missed and beloved. I realize that this is a bizarre story, and such a freak accident, but try for a little compassion. Just a teeny bit.

//thanks...

///back to your regularly scheduled snarking...

PS There is an investigation ongoing into the circumstances. The portolets were on a trailer being towed by a pickup, and it was 2 of 10 that came loose and hit the road. Dawn's friend in the passenger seat is in hospital with a broken hip, in serious condition. Good thoughts and prayers for her would be appreciated, too.


My condolences to the family. However, WTF do you expect from Fark? Its like going to /b/ and posting my Facebook, and expecting it NOT to get raided. Come on dude(tte), you know better.
 
2010-07-03 11:19:14 AM
some_beer_drinker: i do not want my death to be a fark headline

or at least if it is I hope it's more along the lines of: "Man dies after sleeping with every bunny at the Playboy Mansion in a single weekend"
 
2010-07-03 11:47:40 AM
www.turnbacktogod.com

chuckle...'I'm sorry'...snicker...'you said you died....how...exactly?'
 
2010-07-03 11:49:02 AM
Came here for "Dead Like Me". Was not disappointed. Thank you Fark.
 
2010-07-03 12:05:37 PM
I'm sure I'm not the first to say it, but Subby is my co-pilot. And the rest of you punners are the passengers. That said, this hand basket has no first class, so you're all as bad as each other.

/OK, fine, Subby made me laugh, Subby has the pilot's seat!
 
2010-07-03 12:14:11 PM
MadTheologian: Debby7813

Saw that the 'crappy death' snark has been delivered, so I only have words of sympathy for the woman's family and her friend in the hospital. Is there anything set up for her children that any Farker interested can help? Prayers ascend.

/(in b4 'invisible sky wizard, magical thinking')


Nothing yet, that I know of. There's a memorial for her Monday, but I don't know of the other arrangements yet. As I said, FHP is investigating, and NO, she wasn't tailgating. The truck & trailer in question was going in the opposite direction. Rte. 441 in FL is a pretty major N/S dual highway, but not a freeway. I don't know what,if any, median there was; most likely none. I don't use it myself; it's a bit too far West for my needs.
 
2010-07-03 12:19:51 PM
Schlock: I didn't know Dawn personally, although I'm sure we met a time or two. Her mother and my sister have been friends for about 15 or more years, & were co-workers for most of that time. So, you can understand that my sister is very upset, and hurting for her friend, who I do know somewhat. Dawn was her mother's only child, and I have only one child, a daughter. So it hits home for me, too.

As soon as my sis told me about the accident, I knew it would end up on Fark. There must have been a dozen redlit submissions the next day; I had hopes that MAYBE the mods would have mercy, but...it IS Fark. I know most commenters do not really wish ill on anyone...the circumstances are pretty bizarre.
 
2010-07-03 12:22:40 PM
It killed her? What, was as it built of brick?
 
2010-07-03 12:58:58 PM
Nick Nostril: It killed her? What, was as it built of brick?

Metal part came through the windshield & hit her. Then the car went off the road & hit a tree.

//yes, I realize the "brick" comment was a joke, but...you asked...
 
2010-07-03 04:16:27 PM
Crolack: Dead Like Me

Finished in 4! That's the first thing I thought of... Glad to know I'm not alone
 
2010-07-03 04:51:44 PM
The son of a coworker of mine died when driving on I-70 and a semi going the other way had a wheel come off, fly over the median, and hit him square in the windshield. Only good thing was it was quick and he probably never saw it coming.

/I'm not one of those "when it's your time to go" folks but man, sometimes you gotta wonder.
 
2010-07-03 05:07:46 PM
Nick Nostril: It killed her? What, was as it built of brick?

It was a brick shiathouse.
 
2010-07-03 05:23:14 PM
Jolonco: Nick Nostril: It killed her? What, was as it built of brick?

It was a brick shiathouse.


If a projectile is going 30 MPH in one direction, and you are going freeway speed, 55 minimum in the opposite direction, This makes the projectile close to 80 MPH. (I know, I'm oversimplifying the math a bit but the concept applies.)
 
2010-07-03 06:09:21 PM
i486.photobucket.com
Is finally satisfied.
 
2010-07-03 10:48:06 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-07-04 12:35:45 AM
The police have nothing to go on
 
2010-07-06 08:19:33 PM
CrispFlows: Jolonco: Nick Nostril: It killed her? What, was as it built of brick?

It was a brick shiathouse.

If a projectile is going 30 MPH in one direction, and you are going freeway speed, 55 minimum in the opposite direction, This makes the projectile close to 80 MPH. (I know, I'm oversimplifying the math a bit but the concept applies.)


Actually no...

You aren't even close. If the collision was elastic, the car slows down slightly and the port-a-pot bounces off the front of the car and takes off like a rocket. (Remember all those experiments with the 2 carts on the air track in high school?)

However, as we aren't talking about simple collisions...

The 500lb port crumples and explodes into 500 lbs of shrapnel that goes every which way, with the heaviest parts continuing on their original path which would have been off the bumper, or (if it was over the hood) straight into the passenger cabin.
 
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