doe!

Was there a yellow bear wearing a shirt and no pants with a hankering for honey around?

Your eating maggots Michael

There's a Native American ritual done to prove manhood and to be recognized as such by the tribe. It involves dancing and then throwing yourself on some deer antlers, while bare chested. Maybe the guy was trying to make his roommate into a real man?

/or maybe he is just an ass

TheFarkinEmpress: /or maybe he is just an ass

... buck-wild...

Did you see the rack on that guy?

By the way, I deeply apologize for my uninspired Boobies. As a new farker it was just too tempting to try and rack up a boobie.

What antlers might look like

He bucked the norm.

I think his roommate got the points.

A trophy event.

in spite of an article about antlers, subby shoehorned the headline.

unalivezombie: doe!

Bet it was an argument over a few bucks.

/what's a few bucks between friends?

why do these people keep doing things that will get them on fark. for reals?

Police say the men were arguing about the ownership of a vehicle.

This is the way they settle disputes in Anchorage.

If I had a gun I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing

Tantacle:

Trollfail.

/Me neither, though. Bastards have already eaten half my beans.

Jethro got twelve-pointed.

Alleyoop: Police say the men were arguing about the ownership of a vehicle.

This is the way they settle disputes in Anchorage Fairbanks.

In any event, I've been on Fark too long--I read "bag of antlers" in the headline. Amusing mental images resulted.

/or maybe I'm high

GypsyJoker: This is the way they settle disputes in Anchorage Fairbanks

Uh, No. TFA: ...the disturbance in the 2400 block of Douglas Drive in Turnagain

Link

Alleyoop: GypsyJoker: This is the way they settle disputes in Anchorage Fairbanks

Uh, No. TFA: ...the disturbance in the 2400 block of Douglas Drive in Turnagain

Link

I know the article's about Anchorage. I was implying that antler-related violent crime might be more standard in Fairbanks. Anchorage residents would tell you that "Squarebanks" is just like that.

So yes, the failure of the joke is my fault, but I did get that the story took place in Anchorage.

/ex-pat Alaskan
//have lived in both cities

Did he say "Game over!" ?

Obscure?

boohyah: Your eating maggots Michael

Yeah, sorry, antlers won't kill a vampire. Always hated that little tidbit.