Doh!

Leave it to those Brits to train a parrot to swear. How creative are they!

My parents bought a parrot. The farking thing hasn't shut up since.

African Greys are cool parrots. Smart muthas.

I bought a parrot once, but he never talked. The shopkeeper said it was napping, but I'm pretty sure it was dead, what with the nailed-down feet and all.

I wonder if it does parties.....

/birthday in 2 weeks

Surlyirishman - Perhaps he was pinin' for the fjords?

Save me Jebus!

A bird was taught how to swear
and then he took to the air
his owner's forlorn
caused the locals to scorn
but that parrot needs special fare

Nothing worse than losing a bird. I was taking the trash out at my friend Pat's house and the bird "Beaks" flew right out behind me. Never to be seen again.

All he used to say was "weee-ok" I'd give anything to hear him say "weee-ok" again.

There's places where the live parrots live out long lives hanging out with each other...saying "fark off" and "wee-ok" I wish I was a bird.

birds are so farkin dirty

Parrot = MOST.ANNOYING.PET.EVAR!

Lunchbox, unless you count monkeys, who just sit around and publicly masturbate all day.

yeah those african greys like to wolf whistle. they pick up things pretty quick. i've never heard of cheese and milk as a specialized diet for them. hahaha that must be amandas excuse. shes a parrot i watch on occasion, anything cheesy and salty she wants. as much as that parrot eats i'm surprised she can still get airborne. she'll eat just about everything bacon, chicken, steak. if she even suspects i'm opening the fridge or using the microwave she'll get nuts. my baby budgie hung out with my roomate for an hour and has since learned to swear, he came out with biatch quite clearly the other morning. pleasant thing to wake up to...

I resent being called a monkey!

Masturbate in PUBLIC? Nah.

I need more stories about the Star Wars Kid, please. I would also like more variations of the Kid's video.

That's all. Thanks Farkers.

All Your Base Are Belong to us.

he DEAD! DEAD I tell you! Left this life, gone to meet his maker, taken the eternal dirt nap...he is an EX EX parrot!

/more python
::sighs:: I'm in my "Progamming in C" class...and I think it is driving me batty, my apologies for my lameness.

I think the funniest part is the fact that if he doesn't get his special food, he'll have a fit. Can you imagine running into a spaz'd-out swearing parrot?

"Homer's vocabulary also contains the words hello, goodbye and get off, and he tends to wolf-whistle a lot."

Now all this bird needs is some bling bling, and he'll be mackin with all the fine women. I really don't think he'll be coming home.

Losing a pet sucks but maybe this guy was an asshole and the bird just had to get away from him.

"...It has been kind of lonely around the retirement castle ever since that smart-mouthed bird had his 'accident'...."

\Grandpa Simpson

GIS

He's pining for the farking fjords.

Any pet has to be better than my wife's farking cat. Sweet Jebus, this animal is possessed with the demonic host of the lowest planes of the nine hells. I'd gladly take a cussin' bird or a masterbating monkey next to this hell beast. I'd give real money if this reject from the pet cemetary would be pinin' for the fjords...

I have birds. Right now they are busting around the place (I just let them loose around the house). Birds are awesome creatures. I made the mistake of letting a bird of mine sit on my shoulder while we went outside - duh. I got her back after calling out all her known noises for a day (24hrs) - how silly - and finally climbing on my roof to get her back - which I did and was lucky to do. Birds make great pets but if given the chance for unlimited freedom or a hunk of millet inside of a cage - the choice is obvious. You can't trust them with unlimited sky -
I hope he gets the bird back.

Ummm! My cat, Merlin the Barbarian, and I love birdies! Taste just like snake they do (and not nearly the fuss of picking the meat off of the ribs), and with a little bit of special seasoning, they be almost as good as the barbequed iguana onna stick that I used to like in Panama.