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(Talking Points Memo)   The head of the GOP says that "We shouldn't even be in Afghanistan," "It was a war of Obama's choosing," and "Who is this Bush guy you people keep referring to?"   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 705
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2010-07-02 06:49:12 PM
doctor wu: What kind of absurd Uncle Tom delusion would a black man have to living in in order to be in any way affiliated with the republican party?

If I translated your question to say what I think it does, probably the same sort of delusion it would take someone who cares about taxes, the national debt, is educated, or who isn't rich to be in any way affiliated with the Republican Party.
 
2010-07-02 06:53:11 PM
Yes.
 
2010-07-02 07:13:47 PM
Thunderpipes: Corvus: Thunderpipes:

This is Fark. What the hell are you talking about?

Okay, you win:

Democrats suck!

Great another partisan political hack. Just what Fark needs more of.

I tried to debate once, once. But when 99.9% of threads are Bush hating contests and make believe, what is the point? It's more fun to be one of the gang.

George Bush took my house!


Well he did kill about 100,000 innocent people on a war based on a lie and 3000 American soldiers So maybe some people have a small problem with that.
 
2010-07-02 07:15:24 PM
Richard Roma: The American right is full of scumbags, but I'd say Michael Steele is the biggest dick that is actually a part of the Republican party. The only people that surpass him are the pundits.

Not Bohner? Nor Palin and the "death panels"?
 
2010-07-02 07:16:01 PM
Another boner from Steele. What a joker!
 
2010-07-02 07:16:41 PM
Bucky Katt: Another boner from Steele. What a joker!

*chortle*
 
2010-07-02 07:18:58 PM
Thunderpipes: I tried to debate once, once. But when 99.9% of threads are Bush hating contests and make believe, what is the point? It's more fun to be one of the gang.

Yeah most right wingers here give up arguing based on real points because they are shown to be wrong by facts so often. Instead they just do what you do and skip over to baseless accusations and attacks.
 
2010-07-02 07:28:10 PM
 
2010-07-02 07:32:08 PM
Corvus: Well he did kill about 100,000 innocent people on a war based on a lie and 3000 American soldiers So maybe some people have a small problem with that.

Just curious...100,000? Where do you get that number? By kind calculations, you are asserting that, for the past eight years, only 16 people per day, or eight people per war, have died. What is your source for this benevolent number? Your local Jewish deli, perhaps?
 
2010-07-02 07:33:06 PM
Corvus: Richard Roma: The American right is full of scumbags, but I'd say Michael Steele is the biggest dick that is actually a part of the Republican party. The only people that surpass him are the pundits.

Not Bohner? Nor Palin and the "death panels"?


Does Palin even count as a Republican politician anymore? She seems to have taken the less laborious and more profitable pundit route.

I haven't heard a single sentence uttered by Steele that wasn't weapons-grade stupid.
 
2010-07-02 07:35:20 PM
Everybody knows Obama is a muslim terrorist, who probably helped Al-Queda on 9/11, which then led to the war in Afghanistan.

So yeah, when you look at it like that Michael Steele is correct.
 
2010-07-02 07:35:44 PM
John_From: The president could be knocking out issues right and left. Instead he's decided to aux out of the call queue and wander around the cubicles talking to his buddies.

Carter - All excuses, no action
Clinton - Sidetracked because he couldnt keep it in his pants

Bush - Too busy trying not to choke on pretzels to keep Cheney in line.
Obama - All excuses, no action
 
2010-07-02 07:38:38 PM
I'M GETTING A KICK OUT OF THESE REPLIES
 
2010-07-02 07:39:22 PM
Richard Roma:

I haven't heard a single sentence uttered by Steele that wasn't weapons-grade stupid.


Needs a picture.

i50.tinypic.com
 
2010-07-02 07:40:58 PM
The only reason Michael Steele has a a job is because of his complexion among Republicans.

The fool is a shame to Republicans who selected a cheerleader as VP.
 
2010-07-02 07:41:39 PM
FTFA: Steele declared that the war in Afghanistan "was a war of Obama's choosing" that America had not "actively prosecuted or wanted to engage in,"

Let me see if I got this straight. OBL from his base in Afghanistan launches the most horrific terrorist attack on the US in memory on 9/11/01. In 2002, the US invades Iraq, and puts troops in Afghanistan, yet they're not there to actively prosecute or engage in war. So when the FARK was the GOP going to do something constructive about 9/11? Were they going to simply settle for the destruction of Liberties? Should we have looked forward to the 9/11/3001 centennial where Al-Qaeda was finally declared neutralized and OBL died of old age? Fine, Mr. Steele, we'll take you at your words: when was the GOP you actually going to care about bringing Al-Qaeda to justice if not in the ensuing nearly a decade between the 9/11 attack and the inauguration of a President of a different party? Was the GOP NEVER going to actively pursue OBL and Al-Qaeda? I'm pretty sure America wanted the war to be prosecuted and OBL's head delivered on a pike, I'm just wondering if the GOP ever did, because they clearly didn't do the job competently.
 
2010-07-02 07:42:29 PM
What? He's just reading the latest press release from the Ministry of Truth.
 
2010-07-02 07:43:10 PM
AND NOW THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE
 
2010-07-02 07:43:22 PM
bobbiepaws: We were always at war with Iraq. Until January 2009, we were not at war with Afgan.

War is peace, ignorance is...
republican?
 
2010-07-02 07:54:33 PM
I came for the Michael Steele derp, but I stayed for the Thunderpipes wharglbargl. That's some GOOD troll!
 
2010-07-02 08:02:57 PM
Why does he HATE AMERICA?
 
2010-07-02 08:25:05 PM
Richard Roma: I haven't heard a single sentence uttered by Steele that wasn't weapons-grade stupid.

Michael Steele: "I'm The Gift That Keeps On Giving"

Link (new window)
 
2010-07-02 08:26:16 PM
I Said: Damn you Ballsack Hussein Sotomayonaise Fartbongzilla!

Between invading Afghanistan, the Bay of Pigs, and losing the war of 1812, is there ANYTHING you won't mess up?!


Not only did he lose the War of 1812, he lost it so badly that Whitey decided to enslave the Black folks for a while, and painted the White House white. That's why you shouldn't vote Democrat; can you imagine what would have happened if the USA had elected Hillary Clinton as President instead? NO MORE PORN! She would have lost the war to save porn!

/Vote Republican.
 
2010-07-02 08:27:22 PM
all i want ot know is why the U.S. is still over there. one of the biggest reasons he got elected was to stop the war. then again i never trusted his ass.
 
2010-07-02 08:38:52 PM
i881.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-02 08:41:17 PM
BinkyBoy: I'm wondering if one of the Fark IndependentsTM can explain this to the rest of us, what is Steele trying to do here? I don't see how anyone could not actively challenge him on what he is saying, it just seems so farking dumb, ignorant and despicable. Maybe I'm just partisan, but I can't see how anything he said here has any relevance with reality.

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.
Adolf Hitler
 
2010-07-02 08:57:58 PM
Guntram Shatterhand: Steele laughed as he put down the phone. The plan was going brilliantly. Soon, the Republican Party would be no more.

Drawing the shades of his office, he pushed a small red button on his desk. The disco ball dropped, and the heart-shaped bed slide out with three naked hookers snorting cocaine off of a naked Sarah Palin's ass. "You think they bought it," she smirked?

Steele undid his shirt. "Those stupid farking yokels would believe anything. These stupid bastards named themselves the Teabaggers, after all. You don't even need a Democratic Party after the shiat they bought."

"So when will we finally reveal that we're going to use their malnourished and retarded brains for human stem cell research?"

Steele laughed. "Baby, you don't run a scam like this without providing some humor first. 2010's a goner, and 2012 will rock when these stupid fruits start blowing shiat up and get gunned down. Nobody is going to give a flying fark when we pluck the brains of the Southern retards from their corpses."

"Remember," Palin smiled as she spread her legs, "you promised me a free brain fark."

"Baby," Steele said as he mounted her, "I already got the camera ready."



The POES LAW project had started in 1990.

Finding suitable Republican Party infiltrators was difficult at first because so few people could reconcile their mixed roles of amoral populist agitator and secret Liberalism.

A homosexual man, fresh in the beginning of his sex change to a woman, finally stood up and declared, "Pat Buchanan has been milking the racist code word game for decades now, I think I could one-up him in the political circles." Knowing that this would pay for the rest of his sex change operation, the man who soon became Ann Coulter was thrust onto the political spotlight.

Few could predict how surprisingly well this ruse worked. Ann Coulter as a COINTELPRO operative not only won over the fears and hates of the often non-thinking Republican conservatives, but amazingly enough won their undying love.

However, the launch into the mouths of madness had not yet begun to bear fruit. The message had to be tuned to be properly emotionally stimulating to the primal INSTINCT portion of the brains of the audience while simultaneously breaking the LOGIC portion of the brain. The goal was to make the Republican Party into an angry foaming cussing laughingstock of failures. The next part of the plan was as simple as it was clever. The Democratic Party decided to finally give the GOP enough political shame rope to hang itself completely with. They pretended to fight the anti-American instincts of the GOP while quietly acquiescing to the GOP's every demand.

Oh what a wonderfully expensive horrific disaster it was indeed.

Finally without a true enemy fighting the Republican Party's evil shenanigans, the pure traitors to America threw off their public masks of pretend decency and became the feral ill-mannered whore-mongering lazy fools they always pretended they were not. Next on the stage a new convert to OPERATION POES LAW by the name of Glenn Beck proved so wonderfully subversive that he even got a prime time program on the Republican Party's 24/7 propaganda network. So few of the hundreds of POES LAW operatives ever reached this height of fame and popularity. He not only cheered as the Republican piggies wallowed in their anti-intellectual suicidal foolishness, he profited directly from it.

With a wonderful 2 decades into the operation and the Republican Party nearing final extinction, stage 3 is soon to come in play.
 
2010-07-02 08:59:04 PM
Warthog: LIKE MICHAEL STEELE'S WORLDVIEW, THE HENSEL TWINS ARE HIGHLY SYMMETRIC DICEPHALIC PARAPAGUS CONJOINED TWINS

I REALLY WOULDN'T MIND HAVING DIRTY, FREAKY FREAK SEX WITH THE TWO HEADED BROAD!
 
2010-07-02 09:00:15 PM
Michael Steel being the head of the RNC makes about as much sense as Louisianians voting a "sand ni99e®" as governor. each of those makes me make that louis black confused noise.

i mean, i get that someone finally said "hey fellow repugs, it's getting just a little to white in here", but i can't believe that they actually bought it.

/La. expatriate
 
2010-07-02 09:13:35 PM
texastag

Butthurt butts are butthurt.


I feel bad. Is there an address for you I could send an ice pack to? Because I totally would; you are clearing stinging.
 
2010-07-02 09:21:05 PM
Corvus: Where did Obama say he "choose" this war?

If that was the question, I'd be honest enough to answer you with "He didn't say he chose this war."

Hey, look! I am more honest with hypotheticals than you are with reality. When do you think you'll get around to showing me that Steele said Obama started any war?
 
2010-07-02 09:41:41 PM
texastag: I know, you're thinking "it took eight years to screw things up. The democrats can't possibly fix it in two!"

not disagreeing with your post

Id like to add to it

It takes two years to do more than NOTHING

// Universal healthcare my ass
/ Iraq and Afghanistan, Guantanamo, off shore drilling, economic depression, Obama - grab a pair, Michelle has a couple (presumably yours)
 
2010-07-02 09:44:03 PM
I'm 12 years old and what is this?
 
2010-07-02 10:46:27 PM
I wish I was surprised. Right wingers just fail completely at understanding the world around them. Anything more complex than a farking flathead screw and screwdriver must be the will of lord sweet jeebus.
 
2010-07-02 10:51:42 PM
I Said: Damn you Ballsack Hussein Sotomayonaise Fartbongzilla!

Between invading Afghanistan, the Bay of Pigs, and losing the war of 1812, is there ANYTHING you won't mess up?!


WIN!
 
2010-07-02 11:01:36 PM
ne2d: In politics, the more blatant stupid the lie, the more likely you will get away with it.

FTFY

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Easiest job on earth: RNC Communications.

You know that ANYTHING you spew will instantly be taken as gospel by tens of millions of Palin-Americans, even if it directly contradicts what you told them yesterday.

Did you hear the chocolate ration was raised to six grams?


also, there was a surplus of shoes last year, despite what you think you remember.
 
2010-07-03 12:08:58 AM
The Derp is strong with this one.
 
2010-07-03 12:27:51 AM
www.chaobell.net

"And thank you for voting Republican"
 
2010-07-03 12:50:10 AM
Thought this might be appropriate....

Michael Jackson - Scream

(michael)
Tired of injustice
Tired of the schemes
The lies are disgusting
So what does it mean
Kicking me down
I got to get up
As jacked as it sounds
The whole system sucks

(janet)
Peek in the shadow
Come into the light
You tell me I'm wrong
Then you better prove you're right
You're sellin' out souls but
I care about mine
I've got to get stronger
And I won't give up the fight
(michael)
With such confusions don't it make you wanna scream
Your bash abusin' victimize within the scheme
(janet)
You try to cope with every lie they scrutinize
(both)
Somebody please have mercy
'cause I just can't take it
Stop pressurin' me
Just stop pressurin' me
Stop pressurin' me
Make me wanna scream
Stop pressurin' me
Just stop pressurin' me
Stop pressurin' me
Make you just wanna scream

(michael)
Tired of you tellin' the story your way
It's causin' confusion
You think it's okay

(janet)
You keep changin' the rules
While I keep playin' the game
I can't take it much longer
I think I might go insane

(michael)
With such confusion don't it make you wanna scream
Your bash abusin' victimize within the scheme
(janet)
You find your pleasure scandalizin' every lie
(both)
Oh father, please have mercy 'cause I just can't take it
Stop pressurin' me
Just stop pressurin' me
Stop pressurin' me
Make me wanna scream
Stop pressurin' me
Just stop pressurin' me
Stop f**kin' with me
Make me wanna scream

(janet)
"oh my god, can't believe what I saw
As I turned on the tv this evening
I was disgusted by all the injustice
All the injustice"
(michael)
"all the injustice"

(news man)
"a man has been brutally beaten to death by
Police after being wrongly identified as a
Robbery suspect. the man was
An 18 year old black male..."

(michael)
With such collusions don't it make you wanna scream
Your bash abusin' victimize within the scheme
(janet)
You try to cope with every lie they scrutinize
(both)
Oh brother please have mercy'cause I just can't take it
Stop pressurin' mejust stop pressurin' me
Stop pressurin' memake me wanna scream
Stop pressurin' mejust stop pressurin' me
Stop pressurin' memake me wanna scream
Stop pressurin' mejust stop pressurin' me
Stop pressurin' memake me wanna scream
Stop pressurin' mejust stop pressurin' me
Stop pressurin' memake me wanna scream


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2010-07-03 01:11:05 AM
WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?
 
2010-07-03 01:40:28 AM
What makes Thunderpipes so funny is that he consistently treats any discourse concerning global issues like his own personal monogrammed jiz rag. That is just so entertaining, Please, never stop, brilliant man. You are are shining star in Fark's sky.
 
2010-07-03 02:27:17 AM
QUIET DOWN OR I'LL TURN THIS THREAD AROUND RIGHT NOW!
 
2010-07-03 03:16:36 AM
boobsrgood 2010-07-03 01:40:28 AM
What makes Thunderpipes so funny is that he consistently treats any discourse concerning global issues like his own personal monogrammed jiz rag. That is just so entertaining, Please, never stop, brilliant man. You are are shining star in Fark's sky.

CHUNDERPIPES IS A JIZZ RAG.
the heck you smoking, o grooveh Farker?
 
2010-07-03 03:47:34 AM
0 sigma:

www.wlwt.com

www.badmovies.org

coincidence?
 
2010-07-03 03:50:58 AM

In the not too distant future, somewhere in time and space, Mike Nelson and his robot pals are caught in a nasty place! They try to survive the wrath of Pearl, just an evil gal who wants to rule the world! From her castle below she sets her sights above... just to torture all her captives on the satellite of looooove...



GET...

ME...

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!
 
2010-07-03 04:30:43 AM
texastag: Remember how the democrats were more than happy to use her and her dead son to increase their majority but suddenly after the election she was persona non grata?

She was persona non grata way before the 2008 election. Do keep up.
 
2010-07-03 05:34:00 AM
I miss G.W. Bush. At least he was funny-stupid. The current republican bunch is just stupid-stupid.
 
2010-07-03 10:02:51 AM
DO A BARREL ROLL!
 
2010-07-03 10:29:40 AM
I ATE ALL THE FRUSEN GLADJE
 
2010-07-03 10:31:18 AM
Techhell: I Said: Damn you Ballsack Hussein Sotomayonaise Fartbongzilla!

Between invading Afghanistan, the Bay of Pigs, and losing the war of 1812, is there ANYTHING you won't mess up?!

Not only did he lose the War of 1812, he lost it so badly that Whitey decided to enslave the Black folks for a while, and painted the White House white. That's why you shouldn't vote Democrat; can you imagine what would have happened if the USA had elected Hillary Clinton as President instead? NO MORE PORN! She would have lost the war to save porn!

/Vote Republican.


OMG, that means that he enslaved black people just so that he would have an excuse to enslave white people!!!!111 UNRAVEL TEH CONPSIRACY!!!!!! STOP THE MADNESS!!!11
 
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