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(Some Paranoid Guy)   The U.S. Government is pressuring search engines to rank socialist links higher. Bonus: explained with caps lock and italics   (deus-ex-machinima.net) divider line 67
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2010-07-01 04:43:48 PM
Dude. It's 2010. Buy your own website.
 
2010-07-01 04:46:11 PM
I'm going to miss these goofy bastards when they go off to the camps.
 
2010-07-01 04:48:06 PM
Barbigazi: I'm going to miss these goofy bastards when they go off to the camps.

You mean a camp that would concentrate them in one area?
 
2010-07-01 04:50:36 PM
Lots of "scare quotes" in there too.
 
2010-07-01 04:50:51 PM
Peter von Nostrand: Barbigazi: I'm going to miss these goofy bastards when they go off to the camps.

You mean a camp that would concentrate them in one area?


well, only until they can be separated into those who can contribute through work and those who...need a shower...
 
2010-07-01 04:52:53 PM
Barbigazi: Peter von Nostrand: Barbigazi: I'm going to miss these goofy bastards when they go off to the camps.

You mean a camp that would concentrate them in one area?

well, only until they can be separated into those who can contribute through work and those who...need a shower...


I'm okay with this as long as it doesn't affect my seat on my local death panel
 
2010-07-01 04:57:36 PM
From the comments:
__
"Ive also noticed when you try to inter a web sight that is against liberal beliefs the sight freezes up and stalls on you like a connection problem causing you to have to wait forever ,

But a sight that has liberal postings and debates you get in and have no problems .

One of two things .

Either thay are lagging you on purpose are liberal sights are not as active as thay build them up to be making less traffic on the forum's.
"

__

I can't think of any other reason why this guy's search for "Cast Rows Q-ba" might not return hits for the Caribbean nation.
 
2010-07-01 04:57:53 PM
Peter von Nostrand: Barbigazi: Peter von Nostrand: Barbigazi: I'm going to miss these goofy bastards when they go off to the camps.

You mean a camp that would concentrate them in one area?

well, only until they can be separated into those who can contribute through work and those who...need a shower...

I'm okay with this as long as it doesn't affect my seat on my local death panel


I hear working on a death panel will get you 6 extra scotch rations a week. I'm angling for a job in the Atheist Missionary Corp, lots of travel and a license to kill believers.
 
2010-07-01 04:58:48 PM
Someone obviously has no clue how SEO, Google Analytics, and AdWords function. Good lord, what a dolt.

I fully expect to see this being forwarded to me by my uncle in about 6 months, horribly twisted even further than the stuff on the linked page, and in a big blue font with lots of eagles and flags and stuff.
 
2010-07-01 05:01:40 PM
Barbigazi: Peter von Nostrand: Barbigazi: Peter von Nostrand: Barbigazi: I'm going to miss these goofy bastards when they go off to the camps.

I'm okay with this as long as it doesn't affect my seat on my local death panel

I hear working on a death panel will get you 6 extra scotch rations a week. I'm angling for a job in the Atheist Missionary Corp, lots of travel and a license to kill believers.



You're both totally missing out on the forced abortions I get to oversee.
 
2010-07-01 05:05:06 PM
make me some tea: Someone obviously has no clue how SEO, Google Analytics, and AdWords function. Good lord, what a dolt.

I fully expect to see this being forwarded to me by my uncle in about 6 months, horribly twisted even further than the stuff on the linked page, and in a big blue font with lots of eagles and flags and stuff.


i.imgur.com
 
2010-07-01 05:07:48 PM
Donald_McRonald: i.imgur.com

Ahhhh, that's the stuff. Oh, and sparklies of course.
 
2010-07-01 05:08:44 PM
kmmontandon: Barbigazi: Peter von Nostrand: Barbigazi: Peter von Nostrand: Barbigazi: I'm going to miss these goofy bastards when they go off to the camps.

I'm okay with this as long as it doesn't affect my seat on my local death panel

I hear working on a death panel will get you 6 extra scotch rations a week. I'm angling for a job in the Atheist Missionary Corp, lots of travel and a license to kill believers.


You're both totally missing out on the forced abortions I get to oversee.


I'm telling you, there is no future in forced abortions. Once everyone turns gay you'll be out of a job.
 
2010-07-01 05:11:57 PM
kmmontandon: Barbigazi: Peter von Nostrand: Barbigazi: Peter von Nostrand: Barbigazi: I'm going to miss these goofy bastards when they go off to the camps.

I'm okay with this as long as it doesn't affect my seat on my local death panel

I hear working on a death panel will get you 6 extra scotch rations a week. I'm angling for a job in the Atheist Missionary Corp, lots of travel and a license to kill believers.


You're both totally missing out on the forced abortions I get to oversee.


I oversaw a few before the death panels. I stopped because I insist on an illegal immigrant performing them.
 
2010-07-01 05:14:37 PM
Barbigazi: I'm telling you, there is no future in forced abortions. Once everyone turns gay you'll be out of a job.

That's where my Department of Godless Stem Cell Research comes in.
 
2010-07-01 05:21:46 PM
I have been blogging full-time for four years

pfft. I have been on TF for 7.

i.imgur.com
 
2010-07-01 05:33:17 PM
make me some tea: Donald_McRonald: i.imgur.com

Ahhhh, that's the stuff. Oh, and sparklies of course.


i105.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-01 05:35:32 PM
Why do these sites always look like they're a fart away from geocities? Granted, this one seems to be slightly more organized than most, but is it that hard to install a wordpress theme?

Also, I like how this one guy posts "Dogpile and Bing have different results"

Ya think? You mean that all search engines aren't the same algorithm with a different header?
 
2010-07-01 05:38:23 PM
I guess they'll have to build their own search engine with every result linking to Conservapedia.
 
2010-07-01 06:01:24 PM
i201.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-01 06:03:38 PM
I have been blogging full-time for four years, have done academic research at the graduate level for five years, and have done professional and published research.

I would really, really, really with sugar on top and cherries and maybe even a TotalFark sponsorship love to see something this person has professionally published.
 
2010-07-01 06:17:30 PM
Pocket Ninja: I would really, really, really with sugar on top and cherries and maybe even a TotalFark sponsorship love to see something this person has professionally published.

I have tried a couple of times to wade into his septic marsh and it is too traumatic. His blog is mostly copypasta, reworking of GOP talking points, McCarthy-idolizing and links. It is professionally published if you consider opening a blogger account to be professional.
 
2010-07-01 06:19:26 PM
Pocket Ninja:

I would really, really, really with sugar on top and cherries and maybe even a TotalFark sponsorship love to see something this person has professionally published.



Here's a page from his script for the Wizard of Oz reboot:

i105.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-01 06:24:35 PM
Once again we have another modern conservative complaining that reality has a liberal bias
 
2010-07-01 06:26:46 PM
Pocket Ninja: I have been blogging full-time for four years, have done academic research at the graduate level for five years, and have done professional and published research.

I would really, really, really with sugar on top and cherries and maybe even a TotalFark sponsorship love to see something this person has professionally published.


I'm pretty sure he means he took part in a mall focus group about new Tide with Bleach and Ammonia that was published in "The 2006 Almanac of Tragic Mall Accidents."
 
2010-07-01 06:27:40 PM
Whenever I read an article containing the thoughts of Tea Partiers, I get the terrible feeling that a larger and larger portion of society has been getting their drinking water from lead pipes.
 
2010-07-01 06:30:31 PM
Peter von Nostrand: Barbigazi: I'm going to miss these goofy bastards when they go off to the camps.

You mean a camp that would concentrate them in one area?


This is by far the worst idea possible. Having them all gather in a single spot would form a singularity of stupidity so great that it would suck the Earth into a parallel derp-mention. Best to keep them apart.
 
2010-07-01 06:34:16 PM
Pocket Ninja: I have been blogging full-time for four years, have done academic research at the graduate level for five years, and have done professional and published research.

I would really, really, really with sugar on top and cherries and maybe even a TotalFark sponsorship love to see something this person has professionally published.


$5 isn't worth a trip to crazy town.
 
2010-07-01 06:36:42 PM
It's true. Even more interesting, is that Google has tried to nationalize itself over a half dozen times, but has been stopped each time by a Republican Filibuster
 
2010-07-01 06:39:10 PM
fuhfuhfuh: Peter von Nostrand: Barbigazi: I'm going to miss these goofy bastards when they go off to the camps.

You mean a camp that would concentrate them in one area?

This is by far the worst idea possible. Having them all gather in a single spot would form a singularity of stupidity so great that it would suck the Earth into a parallel derp-mention. Best to keep them apart.


Nobody knows what happens when you pass the Schwarzschild Radius. We may have the Earth get sucked into a parallel derp-mention, or it could all just end, or we might see God doing the biggest facepalm ever witnessed due to the astonishing display of stupid.
 
2010-07-01 06:40:58 PM
fuhfuhfuh: Peter von Nostrand: Barbigazi: I'm going to miss these goofy bastards when they go off to the camps.

You mean a camp that would concentrate them in one area?

This is by far the worst idea possible. Having them all gather in a single spot would form a singularity of stupidity so great that it would suck the Earth into a parallel derp-mention. Best to keep them apart.



Fear not, for Mother Nature will defend Herself.

www.flatrock.org.nz
 
2010-07-01 06:48:10 PM
IT IS MY SUSPICION THAT THIS GUY ONLY DRINKS PURE GRAIN ALCOHOL.
 
2010-07-01 06:50:54 PM
Pocket Ninja: I have been blogging full-time for four years, have done academic research at the graduate level for five years, and have done professional and published research.

I would really, really, really with sugar on top and cherries and maybe even a TotalFark sponsorship love to see something this person has professionally published.


"Dear Penthouse: I never thought something like this would ever happen to me..."
 
2010-07-01 06:51:04 PM
Oh come on didn't we already discuss this? Obama doesn't want you to use the interwebs for talking smack about him. Prepare for an internet tazing citizen.

What he really wants is an Internet Kill Switch for WND Forum (new window)
 
2010-07-01 06:51:09 PM
What a complete maroon.

That's right, it's all a conspiracy to shape your views. It couldn't possibly be any of the myriad of real life things that can actually happen, it's THEM trying to GET YOU.
 
2010-07-01 06:51:30 PM
Aarontology: IT IS MY SUSPICION THAT THIS GUY ONLY DRINKS PURE GRAIN ALCOHOL.

And rainwater, Mandrake.
/Damned prevert.
 
2010-07-01 07:01:56 PM
I'm really beginning to feel sorry for that poor chicken.
 
2010-07-01 07:15:56 PM
"Quench you thirst for FREEDOM!" WTF does that even mean? Why can't the far-right ever try to make a point without drenching it in red, white, and blue? Can't your points stand on their own merit without dressing up as a founding father (who would hate you, btw), or waving a flag while singing anthems at full volume?

And WTF is with that ad for the pocket Constitution? I have one, myself (also from Cato). "Keep liberty at hand." Yeah, "liberty" and "freedom." Concepts you'd find you actually detest if you listened to your own crackpot message.

www.motifake.com

America's hard-right: Loudly shouting about freedom yet ready to enforce their values with an iron fist. The ubiquitous flags and cheap words are just to distract you from who they truly are. Hell, your own logo boasts, "One nation under God" right next to "Take back our country America."

Man you people are creepy.
 
2010-07-01 07:17:46 PM
Stay Cool Babylon: And WTF is with that ad for the pocket Constitution? I have one, myself (also from Cato). "Keep liberty at hand." Yeah, "liberty" and "freedom." Concepts you'd find you actually detest if you listened to your own crackpot message.

How can you be against liberty and freedom and joy? Are you also against independence and fulfillment and loving and confidence? Are you trying to start a war on fulfillment and confidence?
 
2010-07-01 07:22:03 PM
FloydA: make me some tea: Donald_McRonald: i.imgur.com

Ahhhh, that's the stuff. Oh, and sparklies of course.

i105.photobucket.com


ROFLMAO
 
2010-07-01 07:25:12 PM
ProdigalSigh: I'm really beginning to feel sorry for that poor chicken.

Lol.

s-ak.buzzfed.com

/please don't ban me!
//hot
 
2010-07-01 07:25:16 PM
Is this deus ex machinima new or something? Never heard of it before and now this is the 2nd link on here from it.

/They sure do ratchet up the whargarbl though.
 
2010-07-01 07:28:47 PM
I sense a business opportunity here.

Let's create a conservatives-only search engine. Call it consoogle.com. Charge a $25 a year subscription to access the thing, and provide only derp-friendly links.

These morons will go for it if virtally marketed properly.
 
2010-07-01 07:29:39 PM
"Say what you will about the tennants of national socialism dude, at least it's an ethos."
 
2010-07-01 07:32:20 PM
Stay Cool Babylon: And WTF is with that ad for the pocket Constitution? I have one, myself (also from Cato). "Keep liberty at hand." Yeah, "liberty" and "freedom." Concepts you'd find you actually detest if you listened to your own crackpot message.

I always keep a back-up freedom under the doormat, in case I lose my first one.
 
2010-07-01 07:50:54 PM
Barbigazi: Peter von Nostrand: Barbigazi: I'm going to miss these goofy bastards when they go off to the camps.

You mean a camp that would concentrate them in one area?

well, only until they can be separated into those who can contribute through work and those who...need a shower...

How about alittle gas in that shower, just to kill the lice
 
2010-07-01 08:01:30 PM
inglixthemad: fuhfuhfuh: Peter von Nostrand: Barbigazi: I'm going to miss these goofy bastards when they go off to the camps.

You mean a camp that would concentrate them in one area?

This is by far the worst idea possible. Having them all gather in a single spot would form a singularity of stupidity so great that it would suck the Earth into a parallel derp-mention. Best to keep them apart.

Nobody knows what happens when you pass the Schwarzschild Radius. We may have the Earth get sucked into a parallel derp-mention, or it could all just end, or we might see God doing the biggest facepalm ever witnessed due to the astonishing display of stupid.


I believe it would lead to a form of Hawking radiation, so not all of them would fall into the singularity. Besides, they tend to appear in pairs from essentially nowhere spontaneously. We'll never run out of Derp; it's a fundamental property of the universe.
 
2010-07-01 08:03:42 PM
This guy must really go digging for bad information. When I Googled "Cuba", the top site that came up was the travel.state.gov official travel site, that tells international US travelers about countries, and the very first liberal slew of pro-Cuba intel debunking those anti-Castro myths was:

Cuba is a totalitarian police state which relies on repressive methods to maintain control. These methods include intense physical and electronic surveillance of both Cuban citizens and foreign visitors. Americans visiting Cuba should be aware that any on-island activities could be subject to surveillance, and their contacts with Cuban citizens monitored closely.

I mean, I GUESS it could be some kind of secret lefty code for everything is A-OK in Cuba, but I doubt it.
 
2010-07-01 08:06:40 PM

Lets chronicle how retarded this guy is.

I do quite a bit of research online. I have been blogging full-time for four years, have done academic research at the graduate level for five years, and have done professional and published research.


So he has done all this academic research and thinks that an appeal to authority is a logical way to present his argument.

FAIL.

IT IS MY SUSPICION THAT GOOGLE AND YAHOO ARE STEPPING UP GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDA BY MOVING UP SOCIALIST-FRIENDLY (AKA STATE-FRIENDLY) LINKS IN THE SEARCH HITS.

Many people have suspected this before, but I am really starting to see some strange behavior out of Google, in particular. And it is not just a reflection of more aggressive AP and MSM bias, there are numerous leftist blogs that are being moved up.


Many people have suspected (argumentum ad populum). Also cites a personal anecdote as evidence (inductive fallacy). Additionally, he seems to be clueless how search engines function (factual error).

FAIL.

The explanation is simple: The U.S. government has signaled to the search engines that if you don't play hardball, the government will shut you down. This type of intimidation can be seen with the Chinese instructing Google to censor hits while threatening not to renew its license.


Appeal to fear and whatever it is to assume all goverments are alike, without any evidence presented.

For example, try looking up basic information on Cuba. You will get a slew of the "debunking" of "myths" about Cuba, such those concerning child prostitution, the causes of the current food shortage, and medical care there in general. You have to dig deep just to get the most rudimentary facts about the situation there, as is understood outside sequestered, delusional academe.


Okay, I wanna say factual error. But this is just a farking lie. Here is the google search for Cuba. Basic information is readily available in the first ten or so links: travel sites, maps, CIA factbook, etc.

The first site with a political stance is therealcuba.com, which is critical of the regime.

This guy is not just full of shiat, he is a liar.

Oh, an FAIL.

/what does it say about the Tea Party that someone like this writes for their blog?
 
2010-07-01 08:14:20 PM
Farkers, lets go nuts on the comments section. It doesn't even look like you have to register.
 
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