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Zombalupagus		2010-06-30 03:20:05 PM

Krystle Holguin, 19

And HOLY CRAP it's only nineteen???

SushiJoe		2010-06-30 03:39:40 PM

that hot angry idiot in the middle? no, that's a man, and yes, shamefully, i would

dark side of the moon		2010-06-30 04:54:58 PM

One of these things is not like the others. One of these things is not the same.

El Chode		2010-06-30 05:01:04 PM

dark side of the moon		2010-06-30 05:08:19 PM

Maybe?

bittermang		2010-06-30 05:19:00 PM

I'm just glad they finally got Vanilla Ice off the streets.

ace in your face		2010-06-30 05:19:47 PM

The middle one is the prettiest

Joafu		2010-06-30 05:20:52 PM

"Krystle"

I found the source of the problem.

/like what you did there, El Chode

nicoffeine		2010-06-30 05:21:08 PM

I think he's runnin' down a dream.

themasterdebater		2010-06-30 05:23:07 PM

Thats a hard 19...

Jim from Saint Paul		2010-06-30 05:23:08 PM

Zombalupagus: Krystle Holguin, 19

And HOLY CRAP it's only nineteen???

LMAO 19 my fat white ass. LMFAO.

OscarTamerz		2010-06-30 05:23:10 PM

Courtney Love's looking a little rougher than usual

DmGdDawg		2010-06-30 05:23:17 PM

She's not good looking, but she's not that homely, either. With a makeover and a few months of clean, meth-free living, she'd probably clean up quite nicely.

radioman_		2010-06-30 05:23:19 PM

She's no beauty but she's all woman.

Ponzholio		2010-06-30 05:23:58 PM

radioman_: She's no beauty but she's all woman.

Right down to her penis...

Heathen		2010-06-30 05:29:04 PM

Reno is so close to hell you can see Sparks

/got nothin

JohnAnnArbor		2010-06-30 05:29:04 PM

Meth's a hell of a drug.

misanthropic1		2010-06-30 05:29:09 PM

A face like a rusted hatchet isn't normal... but on meth it is.

daveb0rg		2010-06-30 05:32:25 PM

Not a flattering photo, here is a better one from her myspace.

home.comcast.net

Aisling McStabby		2010-06-30 05:34:48 PM

Before:

After:

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Aphrodine		2010-06-30 05:35:38 PM

daveb0rg: Not a flattering photo, here is a better one from her myspace.

Nobody who is still in their teens should have forehead wrinkles that prominent. That's just sad. Very, very sad.

skullkrusher		2010-06-30 05:36:41 PM

Quick! Everyone buy another copy of "Wildflowers"! I hate seeing Tom Petty resort to this.

Fapinator		2010-06-30 05:36:46 PM

She does look better in the myspace pic ... but like she's going to cry. Maybe the other two take turns beating her up.

BadAnalogyGuy		2010-06-30 05:37:07 PM

Meth does terrible things to skin. Her forehead is all wrinkled and dried out in her MySpace picture, and the rest of her face looks herpetic.

Reno would be so nice if it weren't for the locals.

Fapinator		2010-06-30 05:37:51 PM

Thread over.

skullkrusher wins

Gals Panic		2010-06-30 05:39:06 PM

Being a meth addicted White Trashette is tough business for sure.

daveb0rg		2010-06-30 05:42:42 PM

Aphrodine: daveb0rg: Not a flattering photo, here is a better one from her myspace.

Nobody who is still in their teens should have forehead wrinkles that prominent. That's just sad. Very, very sad.

You're right. She should get botox and a new nose and some fresh lips and perhaps a new rack. I hear the doc that turned Nikki Cox into a hottie has some spots available this week.

StreetlightInTheGhetto		2010-06-30 05:43:22 PM

DmGdDawg: She's not good looking, but she's not that homely, either. With a makeover and a few months of clean, meth-free living, she'd probably clean up quite nicely.

Such a fun drug!

You know, on some level I can almost understand how folks can get into recreational use of cigarettes, pot*, e, opium, heroin, LSD, mushrooms, cocaine... don't agree with them but I can play devil's advocate.

But it's really hard for me to understand meth use. I know the reasons folks have cited (partying, lose weight, focus, really bored and living in the sticks) but I can't think of any other single drug that ruins lives with that sort of efficiency and speed. It's absolutely astonishing.

And if you live somewhere with a meth problem, you can't possibly avoid seeing it. With so many other drugs, you're just not gonna see the effects on a daily basis in other humans unless you know what you're looking for (or it's something minor like a smoker's cough or playing Phish). But meth... you just can't avoid seeing the physical destruction of it. I lived in a small town semi-rural area for less than a year and I saw it all the damn time. Either that or some supervirus, but Jesus.

I just don't know why you would start... Maybe there are high-functioning meth users I don't know about and everyone thinks they'll be fine?

I don't really 'get' smoking crack either, but if you don't have cocaine or prescription amphetamines in your neighborhood then... maybe meth's the same way.

* Not endorsing the DEA view that pot is as bad as cocaine

aelfheld		2010-06-30 05:45:44 PM

Isn't that van der Slut in the middle?

Oatworm		2010-06-30 05:45:48 PM

As someone who lives in Reno, I'm really getting a kick...

/Yeah yeah, Wingfield Springs is technically in Sparks.
//Close enough.

StreetlightInTheGhetto		2010-06-30 05:46:33 PM

BadAnalogyGuy: Meth does terrible things to skin. Her forehead is all wrinkled and dried out in her MySpace picture, and the rest of her face looks herpetic.

Reno would be so nice if it weren't for the locals.

She's made a huge tiny mistake.

pounddawg		2010-06-30 05:49:27 PM

Reno...so close to hell you can see Sparks.

Lampmonster		2010-06-30 05:51:43 PM

Krystle. How much you want to be her parents named her for their favorite pastime?

country_boy		2010-06-30 05:52:34 PM

SushiJoe: that hot angry idiot in the middle? no, that's a man, and yes, shamefully, i would

Comity gold. I laughed, hard! +1

daveb0rg: Not a flattering photo, here is a better one from her myspace.

It is one hell of a drug but it's called make-up!

country_boy		2010-06-30 05:53:48 PM

Oh, did I mention that I would hit it? Absolutely!

/_fappy

IamAwake		2010-06-30 05:53:59 PM

StreetlightInTheGhetto: But it's really hard for me to understand meth use. I know the reasons folks have cited (partying, lose weight, focus, really bored and living in the sticks) but I can't think of any other single drug that ruins lives with that sort of efficiency and speed. It's absolutely astonishing.

I recently found 10 bottles of medical-grade, pure ephedrine which I know to be actual, real ephedrine (and not just clear fluid of an unknown type). I had known there were a couple in the place I found them, but I didn't realize how much there really was. The manner at which I got them in the first place makes me laugh (cry?) at how hard it is to by something like ClaritinD at the store.

Sad part is that we can't throw them away, they're useless to us, and if we go to dispose of them properly then it will cause problems since they'll want to know how we got it in the first place. So, at some point I'm going to remove the caps, pour out the bottles, scrub the labels off the jars, then light my house on fire to remove any trace. Or, something. I bet the street value is huge.

daveb0rg		2010-06-30 05:59:17 PM

IamAwake: StreetlightInTheGhetto: But it's really hard for me to understand meth use. I know the reasons folks have cited (partying, lose weight, focus, really bored and living in the sticks) but I can't think of any other single drug that ruins lives with that sort of efficiency and speed. It's absolutely astonishing.

I recently found 10 bottles of medical-grade, pure ephedrine which I know to be actual, real ephedrine (and not just clear fluid of an unknown type). I had known there were a couple in the place I found them, but I didn't realize how much there really was. The manner at which I got them in the first place makes me laugh (cry?) at how hard it is to by something like ClaritinD at the store.

Sad part is that we can't throw them away, they're useless to us, and if we go to dispose of them properly then it will cause problems since they'll want to know how we got it in the first place. So, at some point I'm going to remove the caps, pour out the bottles, scrub the labels off the jars, then light my house on fire to remove any trace. Or, something. I bet the street value is huge.

No wonder you're awake.

Coco LaFemme		2010-06-30 05:59:38 PM

That's a hard 19. I know people in their 40s who look better than that. Yeesh.

The_Six_Fingered_Man		2010-06-30 06:00:18 PM

I'm ashamed to say that she kinda looks like my whackjob ex-fiancee. Meth was not kind to her either.

April R		2010-06-30 06:09:13 PM

Usually the headlines on fark exaggerate how ugly/fat/sharpkneed/mannish a chick is, but Holy crap, she looks like Alexis Arquette:

www.exposay.com

OnmyojiOmn		2010-06-30 06:10:39 PM

Ghasty, I am disappoint!

LeroyBourne		2010-06-30 06:11:53 PM

I'm not sure meth is the perp here. It looks like she gained weight from the other photo shown. I'm thinking miles and miles of di-ock thrown in her with a few crave cases in between of the miles of cock.
/that's a huge hole in your heart hunny...there's not enough weenis and fastfood burgers in the world to fill it.

bobbette		2010-06-30 06:13:27 PM

There is no way that girl was born in 1991.

thefatbasturd		2010-06-30 06:14:15 PM

Came to mention the Petty resemblance, but I see it is already covered. Carry on...

asmodeus224		2010-06-30 06:16:37 PM

The guy with the wig, right? Is it the guy with the wig?

/i bet it's the guy with the wig

jtown		2010-06-30 06:17:31 PM

Aisling McStabby: Before:

After:

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Not necessarily meth. She just knows how to party. I've known a few girls who go from your "after" to "before" with 30 minutes in the bathroom. Okay, more like an hour. Always know what a girl looks like without her makeup before you get serious.

Organicdontpanic		2010-06-30 06:17:37 PM

Krystle

Why the long face?

AM I RITE?

Gridlock		2010-06-30 06:17:53 PM

April R: Usually the headlines on fark exaggerate how ugly/fat/sharpkneed/mannish a chick is, but Holy crap, she looks like Alexis Arquette:

There is no Alexis Arquette.

img818.imageshack.us

Gridlock		2010-06-30 06:21:29 PM

WIKI's up the info...

Oh okay.

Born Robert Arquette in Los Angeles, California, to Brenda "Mardi" Olivia (née Nowak), an actor, poet, theater operator, activist, acting teacher and therapist, and Lewis Arquette, an actor and director.

Career

At twenty-two, Arquette landed her first significant acting role, playing a transvestite Georgette in Last Exit to Brooklyn. Sixteen years later, she went through her own transition from male to female, an experience that was documented in the film, Alexis Arquette: She's My Brother, which debuted at the 2007 Tribeca Film Festival.[10]

// A bad transsexual facial alteration. That explains the noticeable beard-line.