frenchcheesemuseum: And I think it was her leg not her chest retard.
ronaprhys: More fun than you can stake a chick at.
buck like funnies: ronaprhys: More fun than you can stake a chick at.Aaaaaaaaand we're done.
BelleCurve: frenchcheesemuseum: And I think it was her leg not her chest retard.Ah FARK, where tolerance is king, communication is civil, and dipshiats want preciseness for comedy.
zabadu: WTH is a red flag warning?
frenchcheesemuseum: OK that was HUGE news here.
tmyk: Spent 4 years as an ocean lifeguard in NJ (insert guido reference here) and I saved more people from tumbling umbrellas than rip currents.People are idiots, and this was a really cool story.
BMoreBeowulf: I'm going to Ocean City this weekend, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.Or at least I would be if I didn't have a beach umbrella sticking out of my leg.
zabadu: WTH is a red flag warning? (see scroll, top of page).
Magorn: zabadu: WTH is a red flag warning? (see scroll, top of page).Potential big farking storm coming, IIRC red flag is storm with high winds, Flag with black circle is VERY High winds and Red triangle flag is get the fark of the beach NOW if you don't want to be blown two states away.
Xenolith: frenchcheesemuseum: And I think it was her leg not her chest retard.Give the man some slack. maybe she was quadriplegic and her chest doubles as her leg?
Sass-O-Rev: ronaprhys: More fun than you can stake a chick at.LMAO. Brilliant.
Farkomatic: The last time I went to Ocean City, the judge banned me from Ocean City for life. Apparently, my weed-induced drunken behavior did not meet their behavioral requirements.
coeyagi: Go up the road about 10 or so miles and you'll get impaled by rogue male rig. Reho(mo)beth.
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