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2010-06-29 08:23:16 PM  
My cat is having lamb for dinner.
 
2010-06-29 08:23:53 PM  
90% of the posts in any Fark thread will tell you that, particularly the political threads.

But I still enjoy scanning 'em for the good ones. :)
 
2010-06-29 08:25:36 PM  
crumbled up chewing gum wrappers
 
2010-06-29 08:27:46 PM  
Poop!
 
2010-06-29 08:30:01 PM  
Dude sounds like a gay republican commie!
 
2010-06-29 08:30:21 PM  
"Alice! Let's go! Dane Cook pay-per-view, twenty minutes!"
 
2010-06-29 08:34:21 PM  
Lowtax.
 
2010-06-29 08:34:38 PM  
I like pie.
 
2010-06-29 08:35:53 PM  
Balls
 
2010-06-29 08:36:41 PM  
WHAT ARE THE THREE DOTS AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE?!
 
2010-06-29 08:38:33 PM  
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"You need structure, also known as editing," he said.
 
2010-06-29 08:41:02 PM  
As I consider the importance of Chinese dumplings, and that special dipping stuff, with the leeks floating upon it, I contemplate my worth to this very special website. I then consider the value of adding another run-on sentence to it. Then, I hit "post comment immediately without previewing first" and "add comment." This is why you all love me so much. I love you all as well.
 
2010-06-29 08:42:46 PM  
said a spokesman for the project. "We have a much less cynical view of the importance of open debate however. That's why we've been encouraging the thoughtful, honest conversations that have come to make up the overwhelming majority of content on America Speaking Out."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Damn it Drew! Do they have to prove you right in every article written? Is that in some contract you make reporters sign before they are allowed to quote you?
 
2010-06-29 08:45:31 PM  
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2010-06-29 08:47:44 PM  
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2010-06-29 08:52:29 PM  

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2010-06-29 08:53:38 PM  

static.rateyourmusic.com

 
2010-06-29 08:54:22 PM  
bacon, guns
 
2010-06-29 08:54:43 PM  
Too much white space!!
 
2010-06-29 09:01:55 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2010-06-29 09:07:34 PM  
This is the song that doesn't end.

It just goes on and on my friend,

some people, staaaaaaaaaaarted singing it, not knowing what it was,

Therefore they continue singing it forever just because...
 
2010-06-29 09:11:45 PM  

i105.photobucket.com



You can do anything.
 
2010-06-29 09:17:52 PM  
My b.o. is fierce today, and I've just been sitting in an air conditioned room all day. Good thing I'm just going to play basketball after, it will make my post moves all the more intimidating.
 
2010-06-29 09:24:32 PM  
Derp!

/the one and only time I will ever use this word
 
2010-06-29 09:35:18 PM  
My butt hurts.
 
2010-06-29 09:36:02 PM  
shiatcock!
 
2010-06-29 09:39:53 PM  
One percent is kind of optimistic
 
2010-06-29 09:39:54 PM  
Do you smell anything?
 
2010-06-29 09:40:45 PM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: One percent is are kind of optimistic


FTFY
/Grammer Nazi
 
2010-06-29 09:43:32 PM  
I lost a sock.
 
2010-06-29 09:43:38 PM  
I do my best by contributing frequently to the 99%. 100% of the time.
 
2010-06-29 09:46:33 PM  
I find it amazing that human chromosome 2 is actually two chromosomes fused together which is what sets us most apart genetically from other apes. There are actually telomeres in the center of this chromosome as well as the ends.
 
2010-06-29 09:46:50 PM  
Looks like Drew has been reading his own site.
 
2010-06-29 09:48:50 PM  

Makh: I find it amazing that human chromosome 2 is actually two chromosomes fused together which is what sets us most apart genetically from other apes. There are actually telomeres in the center of this chromosome as well as the ends.


I find it amazing that if you have three chromosome 21s, you're a tard.
 
2010-06-29 09:49:40 PM  
So do we get badges now, as the one percenters?
 
2010-06-29 09:51:17 PM  
A very subtle BIE thread.
 
2010-06-29 09:52:11 PM  
I'd say Karma Rocket's "My Struggle" is the theme song of the one percenters.
 
2010-06-29 09:53:55 PM  
It's farkers. Farkers all the way down.

/stubmitter
 
2010-06-29 09:55:54 PM  
i253.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-29 09:56:03 PM  
Last night, I made a bowl of cereal but I used to much milk so I had to pour some of it out in the end. That kinda made me sad.
 
2010-06-29 09:56:09 PM  

Makh: I find it amazing that human chromosome 2 is actually two chromosomes fused together which is what sets us most apart genetically from other apes. There are actually telomeres in the center of this chromosome as well as the ends.


i105.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-29 09:58:44 PM  

probonobaker.typepad.com
RIP Wisdom of Curds

 
2010-06-29 09:59:53 PM  
This comment is in the 1%
 
2010-06-29 10:00:32 PM  
no it isn't, this is.
 
2010-06-29 10:01:52 PM  

oldebayer: I do my best by contributing frequently to the 99%. 100% of the time.


i253.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-29 10:03:20 PM  

Makh: I find it amazing that human chromosome 2 is actually two chromosomes fused together which is what sets us most apart genetically from other apes. There are actually telomeres in the center of this chromosome as well as the ends.


Evolution is the brain waves god uses to kill Darwin. No, wait...
 
2010-06-29 10:05:29 PM  
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2010-06-29 10:09:33 PM  
i253.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-29 10:10:06 PM  
I've made about 800 posts in the last 30 days. That makes this one worth a little more than half a penny.
 
2010-06-29 10:17:34 PM  
Okay, poop is coming out.
 
2010-06-29 10:23:31 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2010-06-29 10:25:45 PM  
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2010-06-29 10:25:51 PM  
lolwut?

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2010-06-29 10:26:59 PM  
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2010-06-29 10:27:27 PM  
All of you are stupid in ways that I will laugh at but not bother to try to explain.
 
2010-06-29 10:28:01 PM  
this is just one big poop thread...such is life.
I had no idea how much Mr Curtis understood this thing called fark.
 
2010-06-29 10:28:11 PM  
i221.photobucket.comi221.photobucket.comi221.photobucket.com

Bend!!!
 
2010-06-29 10:28:58 PM  
 
2010-06-29 10:30:08 PM  

krelborne: Yeah, he's said similar things for a while:

I don't care what anyone says, the masses are morons. You can't count on them to pick good stuff. Just check out Network TV to see what the masses want for entertainment. It all sucks. Don't even get me started on how they vote for elected officials. There's certainly a place for that kind of thing but it's not on Fark. Just watch, Web 3.0 will be something called Good Editing.


Drew should give the masses more credit, look at FarkTV and how quickly it got axed.
 
2010-06-29 10:42:19 PM  
i223.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-29 10:42:54 PM  
Hey, have you guys seen the Alice Eve jiggling boobies? They're glorious!
 
2010-06-29 10:52:46 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2010-06-29 11:10:39 PM  
mirroreyes.files.wordpress.com
scienceblogs.com
 
2010-06-29 11:19:53 PM  
Well, pooop is an important part of life.

POOOOOOOP
 
2010-06-29 11:28:32 PM  
i586.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-29 11:31:26 PM  
TURTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLS

i27.photobucket.com

Hay guize! Is this thread about Fark or what?
 
2010-06-29 11:32:30 PM  
Fark!
 
2010-06-29 11:32:38 PM  
50% captions of animal pictures
25% trolling
10% laughing at the trolls
5% responding to those laughing with "Oh, snap" pictures
5% telling the local sports team they suck
2% telling the local sports team they don't
2% posting XKCD strips related to the topic
1% useful comments
 
2010-06-29 11:36:48 PM  
Hi!

THE ABOVE COMMENT IS ONLY SOMEWHAT USEFUL
 
2010-06-29 11:37:14 PM  
i27.photobucket.com

/donde esta la fiesta
 
2010-06-29 11:39:13 PM  
i221.photobucket.com
Ah, to dream away the day....
 
2010-06-29 11:43:04 PM  
I wouldn't mind reading Drew's books, but you know, I'm here every day pretty much, so I already know what they're about. Hell, I might even be quoted in there somewhere. No idea.
 
2010-06-29 11:52:53 PM  
I'm surprised the number is that high.
 
2010-06-29 11:57:38 PM  

MiddleyMcCentrist: Hi!

THE ABOVE COMMENT IS ONLY SOMEWHAT USEFUL


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2010-06-30 12:00:21 AM  
Hey Fark, I've had a dry, hacking cough for 6 weeks, anybody have some good home remedies or advice to take care of this. DIFFICULTY: "Go to the doctor" is not advice.
 
2010-06-30 12:04:39 AM  

House of Tards: Hey Fark, I've had a dry, hacking cough for 6 weeks, anybody have some good home remedies or advice to take care of this. DIFFICULTY: "Go to the doctor" is not advice.


Oh good. Glad you didn't automatically rule out my answer. You should penis in your throat. Always works for me. Good luck!
 
2010-06-30 12:05:30 AM  
Ooooh preview is my friend....
 
2010-06-30 12:12:13 AM  

House of Tards: Hey Fark, I've had a dry, hacking cough for 6 weeks, anybody have some good home remedies or advice to take care of this. DIFFICULTY: "Go to the doctor" is not advice.


You have a rare condition known as "hypersterical throatosis". The only known cure is irrigation of the tonsils with hobo semen. I'll write you a scrip out behind the dumpster.
 
2010-06-30 12:13:44 AM  
i182.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 12:13:52 AM  
"The 'wisdom of the crowds' is the most ridiculous statement I've heard in my life. Crowds are dumb," Curtis said. "It takes people to move crowds in the right direction, crowds by themselves just stand around and mutter."

Jesus was an extraterrestrial.
 
2010-06-30 12:16:45 AM  
This thread is going to be epic.
 
2010-06-30 12:17:24 AM  

crimsin23: This thread is going to be epic.


It needs to hit main.

Also, I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN OVER IT.
 
2010-06-30 12:19:18 AM  
Let's play Fark, Marry, Kill: The contestants are Mayor McCheese, Grimace and The Hamburglar.
 
2010-06-30 12:19:34 AM  

log_jammin: Jesus was an extraterrestrial.


Heh, I was waiting for that one.
 
2010-06-30 12:22:47 AM  
I just hit a deer with my car and my insurance company is trying to screw me and I'm going to jail because I was drunk and I already have 12 DUI's this month and I accidentally called my girlfriend fat. What should I do? DIT
 
2010-06-30 12:25:18 AM  
my ermmm boobies to this thread is not reflected in the link to my recent posts on my fark profile.

I'm pretty sure therefore that everyone who posts in here is being transported into an alternate Farkiverse.

/1 of those sentences oddly enough seems to be true
//other one is self filterpwned since it reads better like that
///or is it the other way around?
//deep man
/YEAH!!!
 
2010-06-30 12:26:35 AM  

House of Tards: Hey Fark, I've had a dry, hacking cough for 6 weeks, anybody have some good home remedies or advice to take care of this. DIFFICULTY: "Go to the doctor" is not advice.


Sepuku?
 
2010-06-30 12:26:49 AM  

NinjaSocks: Heh, I was waiting for that one.


I'm amazed I was the first.
 
2010-06-30 12:31:10 AM  
Some guy made a Web comment that said what?
 
2010-06-30 12:33:16 AM  
i182.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 12:33:48 AM  

You know what we're missing in here?

RON PAUL

 
2010-06-30 12:37:41 AM  
Don't buy on credit.
 
2010-06-30 12:41:24 AM  
HAHAHAH YOU STUPID LIBS!!!!111!!!!!
 
2010-06-30 12:50:12 AM  
I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
 
2010-06-30 12:50:36 AM  

krelborne: Yeah, he's said similar things for a while


He also once said, "I just deleted EVERYTHING IN THE POLITICS QUEUE. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE IT'S FRIDAY OR APPARENTLY SATURDAY IN MY OWN TIMEZONE GET OUT AND ENJOY LIFE".

Mentat: I just hit a deer with my car and my insurance company is trying to screw me and I'm going to jail because I was drunk and I already have 12 DUI's this month and I accidentally called my girlfriend fat. What should I do? DIT


Hey TF, I can't decide what to have for lunch and the guy in the cube next to me smells like old cheese, and also I just got a new cat, so what should I name it? DIT
 
2010-06-30 12:58:21 AM  
i283.photobucket.com
Count my 1% !!

/reported for calling out a farker in a headline!
 
2010-06-30 01:34:51 AM  

House of Tards: Let's play Fark, Marry, Kill: The contestants are Mayor McCheese, Grimace and The Hamburglar.


I would fark the shiat out of the hamburglar
 
2010-06-30 02:04:04 AM  
Why don't mimes talk?
 
2010-06-30 02:19:58 AM  
Well, there are 98 comments so far, making this one the 99th. I guess whomever is next better have something of value to impart.
 
2010-06-30 02:45:10 AM  

timujin: Well, there are 98 comments so far, making this one the 99th. I guess whomever is next better have something of value to impart.



O.K. poop is coming out
 
2010-06-30 02:55:37 AM  
There's only one 'crowd' on Fark.
 
2010-06-30 07:18:45 AM  
One percent seems pretty high.
 
2010-06-30 07:56:15 AM  

The English Major: crimsin23: This thread is going to be epic.

It needs to hit main.

Also, I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN OVER IT.


I just noticed that it's not in Main. I has a sad because this could've been epic, but now it will just fade away.
 
2010-06-30 10:45:53 AM  
Oh man, why isn't this on Main?
 
2010-06-30 11:04:45 AM  
Nice going, subby.

How are we supposed to determine which of these posts is in the 1% determined as valuable without voting?
 
2010-06-30 11:05:03 AM  

GAT_00: Oh man, why isn't this on Main?


Damnit, now the liters are going to ruin the thread!
 
2010-06-30 11:06:22 AM  
So... if I post the same stupid comment 100 times, one of them will be valid?

/that explains the Politics tab.
 
2010-06-30 11:06:35 AM  
this thread needs more penis

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/that one S is the 1%
//penis
 
2010-06-30 11:06:41 AM  
My farts this morning have a bold aromatic bouquet, with a hearty and strong after taste.
 
2010-06-30 11:06:53 AM  
Spoon.
 
2010-06-30 11:06:54 AM  
ME TOO!
 
2010-06-30 11:06:58 AM  

schattenteufel: So... if I post the same stupid comment 100 times, one of them will be valid?

/that explains the Politics tab.


Ba-zing!
 
2010-06-30 11:07:19 AM  
BOOBIES!!!!!

/we now return you to your regularly scheduled Fark.com
 
2010-06-30 11:07:59 AM  
dgt1.net
 
2010-06-30 11:08:27 AM  

Di Atribe: /donde esta la fiesta


I didn't know The Racism Bat spoke Spanish.

/bookmarking this for the Alice Eve bouncing jubblies
//penis
///and slashies
 
2010-06-30 11:08:50 AM  
farm5.static.flickr.com

Subby's mom has no comment; she and her buds are just here for the porn.
 
2010-06-30 11:09:21 AM  

Mentat: GAT_00: Oh man, why isn't this on Main?

Damnit, now the liters are going to ruin the thread!


Heh. Funny, I wrote that and 15 minutes later this went to the Mainpage.
 
2010-06-30 11:09:38 AM  
I have an ingrown toenail
 
2010-06-30 11:09:46 AM  
memegenerator.net

/my garbage is gold.
 
2010-06-30 11:09:58 AM  
One time I ated a bug, it tasted like cilantro.
 
2010-06-30 11:10:22 AM  
To say something that stupid, you'd have to get your head caught in a golf ball dimpler.
 
2010-06-30 11:11:43 AM  
Hitler?
 
2010-06-30 11:12:03 AM  
Lowell? What?
 
2010-06-30 11:12:59 AM  
Pot. Kettle. Black.
 
2010-06-30 11:13:19 AM  
I'm going to rip out your throats and forcibly force myself therein.

/Happy Humpday
 
2010-06-30 11:13:22 AM  
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2010-06-30 11:13:56 AM  
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/But not really
 
2010-06-30 11:14:08 AM  
Drew's got a point.

right on the top of his head.

he hides it under his hat.
 
2010-06-30 11:14:23 AM  
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2010-06-30 11:14:45 AM  
rape!!!

Butt rape!!
 
2010-06-30 11:15:19 AM  
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2010-06-30 11:15:28 AM  
So I'm sitting here reading the comments and my balls slipped in between the wood slats in the chair I was sitting in. I'm stuck. Send Help

JC
 
2010-06-30 11:16:45 AM  
Pushing exhibition suffix predictable eleventy squared goodness.
 
2010-06-30 11:16:49 AM  
myspamhere, that made me laugh.
 
2010-06-30 11:17:47 AM  
I sure hope this is the comment that has some value.
 
2010-06-30 11:17:51 AM  
img413.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-30 11:17:54 AM  
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
 
2010-06-30 11:18:03 AM  
Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one does. Ouch!
 
2010-06-30 11:18:15 AM  
I think his 1% estimate is a tad high.
 
2010-06-30 11:18:24 AM  
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2010-06-30 11:19:19 AM  
Leave it to the internet (and/or fark) to make fun of itself when confronted with someone criticizing it.

/I love you guys
 
2010-06-30 11:19:56 AM  
The antecedent of "she" in "That's what she said," is generally assumed to be "your mom."
 
2010-06-30 11:20:23 AM  
When someone says "this taste like shiat!" I always ask "how do you know?"
 
2010-06-30 11:20:26 AM  

Fark It: Drew should give the masses more credit, look at FarkTV and how quickly it got axed.


he's probably still bitter
 
2010-06-30 11:20:31 AM  
i199.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 11:20:33 AM  
tl;dr
 
2010-06-30 11:21:09 AM  

moothemagiccow: Fark It: Drew should give the masses more credit, look at FarkTV and how quickly it got axed.

he's probably still bitter


He needs to get over it.
 
2010-06-30 11:21:38 AM  
I want to use the Google translator repeatedly enter text and the language changes.
 
2010-06-30 11:21:43 AM  
"an absolute train wreck."

"It's an absolute disaster. It's impossible to tell who was kidding and who wasn't,"



i290.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 11:21:59 AM  
i49.tinypic.com

every post below this one is garbage
 
2010-06-30 11:22:28 AM  
Counting this post, the actual ratio is 1:150. If I had waited longer to post, it would be even smaller!
 
2010-06-30 11:22:56 AM  

busy chillin': every post below this one is garbage


So was all of them above it. Well, except for one.
 
2010-06-30 11:24:01 AM  
Okay, the poop is coming out now.
 
2010-06-30 11:24:08 AM  
mosquito.25.free.fr
 
2010-06-30 11:24:19 AM  
Headline read "Man drowns while fishing". I thought to my self, self I bet at some point he gave up fishing and tried to swim. Headline should have said "Man drowns while trying to swim".
 
2010-06-30 11:24:22 AM  
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2010-06-30 11:24:34 AM  
I once pushed a snowman off the roof of the Cinema 12 in Norton Shores, MI(as it was known at the time) which I had dressed in my coat.
I yelled to James, an usher doing garbage duty below, "Oh shiat, help James!". He tried to get to the falling snowman, but was about 3 foot short of the impact site.
This made for quite the mass of snow hitting him in the shins and knocking him over. I laughed.

Also, after an ice storm, I carved "I Love Melissa" in the ice on the parking lot and brought my girlfriend at the time to the roof to see it. I got a beej out of the deal.

The roof offered a spectacular view of the sunset, people farking in cars in the lot, the air show at the airport just behind the parking lot, someone dropping off a dog they didn't want, kids smoking weed out back, etc. I was up there so often it was known as my "office" after awhile. Even had a couple of folding chairs stashed by the HVAC units.

We cleaned the theaters (which for some reason they spelled "Theatre") with leaf blowers. Yep, leaf blowers. We'd pick up all the buckets and cups and such, then walk down the isles of seats blowing all the popcorn, napkins, and spare change from under the seats out to the area in front of the screen. Then you just sweep it into a bag and call it good.

Speaking of change, you would hear it so often that after awhile you could pick out what type of coin it was just by the sound of it skipping along the ground to the front.

You can't use leaf blowers on stadium seating though, so that's really not done anymore.

Did I ever tell you about the time that the power went out? No? Well, these kids were walking down the trail below the power lines, and were shooting out the insulators that kept the lines off the poles. After a few times of the power flickering, it went completely black. (Like a reverse Michael Jackson)

"What about the emergency lights?" you might be thinking. Sure, we had them, trouble was they were battery powered, and nobody ever tested them. So all these people are in completely pitch black theaters theatres, no windows, no ambient lights, etc., and they were pissed. We got everyone out after awhile and just closed for the night.

Now, with no power to most of that area, the lights out in the parking lot not working, the internal lights not working, and hand drawn signs taped to the locked front doors, one would think people would get the hint that we weren't open. Most people would drive through the lot and turn around, a few would come up to the sign, look in the window and then walk off. But there were the award winners (and we had a tally going on the back of the signs) who would pound on the door until someone came to talk to them and explain that yes, yes, we're closed. If I remember right, which I usually do, there were 16 lines drawn on the back of the sign keeping the tally.

Why have I told you all this? It's a slow day at work. Why have you read all this? Likely because it's a slow day at work.

In closing, I offer this advice: Don't let your daughter post hot pictures of herself on Facebook.
 
2010-06-30 11:24:36 AM  
If humor counts as value (and it does to me), I would put the value level at about 75%. I would give this thread about a 90%.
 
2010-06-30 11:24:51 AM  
THe 3rd post below this one is the 1% Drew speaketh of.
 
2010-06-30 11:24:52 AM  
HAI GUYS, LETS ALL GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO ME SINCE I AM NOW BACK ON FARK. HOW HAVE ALL YOU GUYS BEEN?
 
2010-06-30 11:24:58 AM  
herecomestreble.files.wordpress.com

Who's down for some good ol fashion scientology?
 
2010-06-30 11:24:58 AM  
happyasamonkey.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-06-30 11:25:08 AM  
mugs4.facestat.com
 
2010-06-30 11:25:23 AM  
Actually, upon mature reflection, Drew probably wasn't the guy they should have talked to. After all, Fark is a model of order and intelligent thought compared to the true "democracy" of the web.

I'm referring, of course, to 4-chan. I know that they probably wouldn't want to listen much to a 22 or 23 year old, but moot is probably the living authority on the depths to which an unregulated mass of people will sink.

/sorry Drew
//sorry everyone else...I know this thread is supposed to be 100% about being in the 99%
 
2010-06-30 11:25:29 AM  
Pretty soon there will be room for another quality post in this thread.
 
2010-06-30 11:25:32 AM  
Poop's still coming out. Help.
 
2010-06-30 11:25:34 AM  
i209.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 11:25:50 AM  
img816.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-30 11:26:19 AM  
Came looking for this:

Sturgeon's Law
 
2010-06-30 11:26:44 AM  
Will we get over this too?
I'm enjoying my faded "TOTAL FARK" Banner
 
2010-06-30 11:27:36 AM  
There's idiots and then there's idiots. Know what I mean?
 
2010-06-30 11:28:10 AM  
euroross.blogspot.com

/hot
 
2010-06-30 11:28:42 AM  

transplendent: There's idiots and then there's idiots. Know what I mean?


no.

/pons asinorum
 
2010-06-30 11:28:49 AM  
Well, that's just your opinion, man.
 
2010-06-30 11:28:54 AM  
Yo Drew, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but 'Some Pig' was the best web comment of all time.
 
2010-06-30 11:29:01 AM  
i95.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 11:29:20 AM  
FWIW- the comments on this thread (new window) were hilarious and relevant.
I think 1% seems like a number pulled from nowhere
 
2010-06-30 11:29:32 AM  
i586.photobucket.com

This thread is now a funny pic thread.
 
2010-06-30 11:29:34 AM  
www.andyandnoreen.com
 
2010-06-30 11:30:09 AM  
These comments suck.
 
2010-06-30 11:30:41 AM  
images.barnesandnoble.com
 
2010-06-30 11:30:58 AM  
Box of bees
 
2010-06-30 11:31:43 AM  
Spoken like a true proletariat.
 
2010-06-30 11:32:33 AM  
img366.imageshack.us



JC
 
2010-06-30 11:33:15 AM  
Welcome to Fartbama's America.
 
2010-06-30 11:33:47 AM  
what's the deal with internet dj's that talk over their tracks?
 
2010-06-30 11:34:23 AM  
i once fought a dragon.... Turns out it wasn't really a dragon.... I found that out after i choped its head off with a broad sword and this angry little dudes head popped out of the dragons neck... Moral of the story is:

boobies are awesome
 
2010-06-30 11:34:33 AM  
it was the style at the time
 
2010-06-30 11:34:55 AM  
Sometimes I look in the mirror and miss myself ... sexually.
 
2010-06-30 11:35:17 AM  
There's idiots and then there's idiots. Know what I mean?

And then there is Fark. Know what I mean? 1% is a high mark to hit.
 
2010-06-30 11:36:57 AM  

SQLInjector: FWIW- the comments on this thread (new window) were hilarious and relevant.
I think 1% seems like a number pulled from nowhere


Ha! Hilarious link and comments. Looking at all the pics in this thread I'd say Drew was right and yours was the one relevant comment out of 191! Ha HA
 
2010-06-30 11:37:04 AM  
penis
 
2010-06-30 11:37:07 AM  
99% of my posts about hot footballers are pure gold

/heh "ballers"
 
2010-06-30 11:37:40 AM  
your sister's in love with a carrot
 
2010-06-30 11:37:52 AM  
Ctrl+f
Twitter
Phrase not found

Cmon guys, you're slipping!
 
2010-06-30 11:38:18 AM  
I wonder if anonymity has anything to do with it? I wonder if anyone has a graphic demonstrating how anonymity leads to a person's comments decrease in value? I wonder if starting an anonymous web forum is contributing to humanity or assisting it's demise? I wonder if dead babies make for good jokes?
 
2010-06-30 11:38:22 AM  
mrnix.binary9.net
 
2010-06-30 11:38:38 AM  
The pickle-in-a-thong picture tickles me pink.
 
2010-06-30 11:38:44 AM  
LOUD FARKING NOISES!
 
2010-06-30 11:39:11 AM  
www.zwani.com
 
2010-06-30 11:39:14 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-06-30 11:39:18 AM  
LOL America speaking out (new window):

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Notes: The current error page you are seeing can be replaced by a custom error page by modifying the "defaultRedirect" attribute of the application's configuration tag to point to a custom error page URL.
 
2010-06-30 11:40:05 AM  

i586.photobucket.com

"Do you know how fast you were driving?"

"No officer. Do you know how big my breasts are?"

 
2010-06-30 11:40:09 AM  
img504.imageshack.us


/mmmmm monkey knife fight

JC
 
2010-06-30 11:40:34 AM  
"It's an absolute disaster. It's impossible to tell who was kidding and who wasn't," Curtis said.

Not sure if serious
 
2010-06-30 11:40:52 AM  
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it."
 
2010-06-30 11:43:07 AM  
demotivationalblog.com
 
2010-06-30 11:43:16 AM  
Funny how internet comments are all we really have these days.

In the 1700s the founding fathers wrote letters to each other about the founding of the US, and we still have copies of these letters today in museums.

In the early 1900s people like Tesla or Charles Lindbergh would send letters to the NY Times. Matters of great importance would be debated by the public for the world to see. People still read and study these letters.

Today we have Twitter and YouTube comments. I can't wait for the day when in the year 2200 some scholar will have his students read about "fanboi773's famous anti-teabagger argument posted on the youtube video about a skateboarder getting hit the balls"
 
2010-06-30 11:44:23 AM  

overlord_mike: i once fought a dragon.... Turns out it wasn't really a dragon.... I found that out after i choped its head off with a broad sword and this angry little dudes head popped out of the dragons neck... Moral of the story is:

boobies are awesome


wpcontent.answers.com

/loves it when a plan comes together
//also: breasts
 
2010-06-30 11:44:51 AM  
99%'ers = Facebook
 
2010-06-30 11:44:55 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2010-06-30 11:45:31 AM  
OH YEAH?

(Prolly NSFW: Link)
 
2010-06-30 11:46:01 AM  
INTERNET!

img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 11:46:05 AM  
The internet is the only place you can have an intelligent conversation without being.. well.. intelligent. There is also a good chance someone might be dumber than yourself. Win-win
 
2010-06-30 11:47:13 AM  
Curtis pointed to his own experience moderating comments on Fark, which allows users to give their often humorous take on the news of the day. He said only one percent of Web comments have any value and called the rest "garbage."

i234.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 11:47:47 AM  
img534.imageshack.us

Completely relevant and valuable at 500 microns and closing.
 
2010-06-30 11:47:55 AM  
What a chump! The other 99% is steganography.
 
2010-06-30 11:48:18 AM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2010-06-30 11:48:43 AM  
this thread will need a 1%er badge

...or, rather, a 99%er badge

/just sayin'
 
2010-06-30 11:49:28 AM  
WHAT THE YOUTUBE CROWD SYSTEM WORKS WELL??? WHAT KIND OF IDIOT WOULD MAKE SUCH A STATEMENT.. 90% OF YOUTUBE VIDEOS ARE GARBAGE, 100% OF COMMENTS ARE GARBAGE

//this post is a proud supporter of the 90% rule
 
2010-06-30 11:50:28 AM  
dranok.deadgod.net

Herp dee derp dee doo!

/pew pew pew
 
2010-06-30 11:50:38 AM  
I just wanted everyone to know I have nothing of value to add to this thread.
 
2010-06-30 11:51:47 AM  
5 percent nation of nipple clamps
 
2010-06-30 11:52:05 AM  
1% might be an exaggeration.
 
2010-06-30 11:53:21 AM  
i.huffpost.com
 
2010-06-30 11:53:38 AM  
I have nothing interesting to say, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies
 
2010-06-30 11:54:02 AM  
protos.dk
 
2010-06-30 11:54:15 AM  
i586.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 11:54:18 AM  
Has anyone of you even considered penis? I thought not. first. your mom.
 
2010-06-30 11:54:37 AM  
i141.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 11:54:47 AM  
Hooray for socks.
 
2010-06-30 11:54:54 AM  
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2010-06-30 11:55:05 AM  
www.allmotivated.com
 
2010-06-30 11:56:03 AM  
For my five bucks, I think someone should flag the 1-percenters so I don't have to read every goddam post to find them.
 
2010-06-30 11:56:06 AM  
Hip_about_time
5 percent nation of nipple clamps

5 percent nation of Milton Bradley


/5 10 15 20 25 30 35 40 45 50 55 60 65 70 75 80 85 90 95 100!
 
2010-06-30 11:56:16 AM  
pirateking.net
 
2010-06-30 11:57:07 AM  

busy chillin': Hip_about_time
5 percent nation of nipple clamps

5 percent nation of Milton Bradley


/5 10 15 20 25 30 35 40 45 50 55 60 65 70 75 80 85 90 95 100!


nothings obscure, damn
 
2010-06-30 11:57:21 AM  
dakac.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-06-30 11:57:30 AM  
Some guy named Curtis says one percent of Web comments have any value at all, and that the rest are garbage

This
 
2010-06-30 11:58:04 AM  
Hip_about_time
busy chillin': Hip_about_time
5 percent nation of nipple clamps

5 percent nation of Milton Bradley


/5 10 15 20 25 30 35 40 45 50 55 60 65 70 75 80 85 90 95 100!

nothings obscure, damn


In the dark your brain glows
 
2010-06-30 11:59:33 AM  
i586.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 11:59:53 AM  
dakac.files.wordpress.com

/anyone remember this meme?
 
2010-06-30 12:00:21 PM  
rlv.zcache.com
 
2010-06-30 12:01:10 PM  
99 PERCENT PURE AWESOME
i46.tinypic.com
 
2010-06-30 12:01:13 PM  
Ha, Curtis take this, I will add to the 1% of value on the internet with this 99% crap.
 
2010-06-30 12:04:23 PM  
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Nunc vehicula ullamcorper suscipit. Morbi eu tempor dui. Curabitur vel libero non ante commodo consequat vitae eu odio. Integer eget elit et velit porta aliquam eget in lectus. Morbi tincidunt augue et mi dapibus pulvinar. Ut scelerisque tellus sed arcu facilisis accumsan. Cras pellentesque porttitor rhoncus. Proin nec ipsum sem, sed blandit sapien. Integer sit amet leo turpis. Cras porttitor molestie enim sed dictum. Nam a lectus tortor, sed pharetra elit. Morbi rhoncus, metus id pretium hendrerit, ligula dolor tincidunt ante, non fringilla elit erat ac lectus. Quisque ornare lacinia congue. Cras vitae magna nec leo sodales commodo.

Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Aliquam felis massa, lacinia a bibendum id, consectetur imperdiet turpis. Duis dictum posuere tempor. Aenean accumsan eleifend felis, at condimentum lectus pretium in. Nunc dignissim faucibus nulla, aliquet lacinia erat vehicula ac. Pellentesque a leo vel velit pharetra imperdiet. Ut quis mauris dolor. Phasellus commodo quam a lorem varius condimentum. Mauris ultrices lorem in justo consequat tincidunt. Phasellus a ligula quis dui lobortis vulputate non non nisl. Fusce vestibulum, massa ut placerat tristique, urna magna auctor tellus, sed semper diam nisi a est. Etiam egestas accumsan nibh, porta aliquam velit fringilla ut.

Mauris ultricies enim in nibh tincidunt id dignissim nibh tempor. Cras facilisis porta risus blandit facilisis. Donec sollicitudin erat ut neque scelerisque sodales elementum tellus ultricies. Pellentesque tortor augue, fermentum a aliquam in, varius ut risus. Phasellus eget mauris lacus. Nunc non lorem nunc. In convallis, dolor id posuere ultrices, tortor risus dapibus dui, sit amet sagittis justo purus at nulla. Integer sagittis sapien a nisi mollis aliquet. Etiam consequat, libero eget auctor suscipit, ipsum eros placerat massa, condimentum faucibus odio lacus a erat. Sed ut sapien enim, sed rhoncus mi. In hac habitasse platea dictumst. Quisque ullamcorper varius enim eget eleifend. Nulla feugiat, nibh vel gravida pulvinar, tortor turpis luctus nulla, bibendum tempus nisi nisl sit amet magna. Nulla eget ante sapien.
 
2010-06-30 12:05:42 PM  
He knows Stupid.

You know, one time Drew invited me to visit his bunker in western Tennessee where that main Fark master computer is located. I didn't have anything else to do, and he offered to send the jet for me so I said "What the hell? Why not?"

So I get there and the limo that picks me up at the airport has these special windows that darken so you can't see out. A security precaution. Now that Drew and I are such good buds, they don't bother anymore, but seeing how that was my first time there they were just following standard procedures.

Drew is kind of showing me around the place and after we stopped for a little while at the Beer Waterfall, we go down these stairs and past this huge steel door, kind of like what they have at Cheyenne Mountain for NORAD, like that. There is this huge underground room with bank after bank of computer servers, and on the far wall is this massive array of electronics. I am impressed, right? So I ask Drew what the huge array is, figuring that all the rest is what runs Fark.

"That, my friend," he said, pausing to take a sip of beer and then wipe off the foam mustache, "that is where we store the Stupid." Just the way he spoke the word Stupid, you knew it was capitalized.

"After Fark really got rolling," he continued "I realized just how much Stupid there was out there. I had always suspected, mind you, but now I knew for sure. So I decided to do something about it. Right now, I have a team of scientists and technicians figuring out how to harness all of that Stupid, how to direct all of that Stupid into an energy source. What you are looking at, my friend, has the potential to make the power of the atom pale in significance."

We've had several nice little visits since then. I do a little design and fabrication work for the project now and then and Drew says he'll cut me in on a piece of the action. And with all of that Stupid stockpiled, it wouldn't need to be a very big piece to set me up pretty nice.

So, the next time you get ready to submit a link or click that "Add Comment" button, and you stop and ask yourself if it is too stupid to see the light of day, don't worry about it. Go ahead and click. Drew will thank you for it.
 
2010-06-30 12:08:23 PM  
Viagra has been making gold-diggers earn their money.
 
2010-06-30 12:08:24 PM  
I ACCIDENTALLY RON PAUL.
 
2010-06-30 12:12:54 PM  
i586.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 12:12:58 PM  

Old_Chief_Scott: Drew will thank you for it.


Welcome to my profile.
 
2010-06-30 12:13:17 PM  
Who wants to actually say something astute and well informed? The result is you end up arguing with morans for hours over what is often a well established fact, and still never change the moran's mind.

Much easier/more fun to ridicule and post lolcats pics.
 
2010-06-30 12:17:28 PM  
The poop has built up and is touching my butt.
 
2010-06-30 12:18:08 PM  

MayoSlather: Who wants to actually say something astute and well informed? The result is you end up arguing with morans for hours over what is often a well established fact, and still never change the moran's mind.

Much easier/more fun to ridicule and post lolcats pics.


www.funnyphotos.net.au
 
2010-06-30 12:18:34 PM  
fb is the father
 
2010-06-30 12:19:04 PM  
This will be Obama's Lobster Jello mold.
 
2010-06-30 12:21:49 PM  
Does this 1% hypothesis mean threads with less than 100 posts have no value?
 
2010-06-30 12:22:08 PM  
i45.tinypic.com

i47.tinypic.com
 
2010-06-30 12:22:58 PM  
THIS.
 
2010-06-30 12:23:10 PM  
This
 
2010-06-30 12:23:48 PM  

palelizard: THIS.


Bastard!
 
2010-06-30 12:27:29 PM  
I just stopped my car to let some ducks cross the road, and I figured, hey... while I'm out here, why don't I post about it on fark? It's not like those motorcycles won't see my car and go around.
 
2010-06-30 12:27:50 PM  
"One percent is are kind of optimistic"

Back to grammar school with you. One percent is, while two percent are. Tsk, tsk....
 
2010-06-30 12:28:18 PM  
You'll get over it. Gotta run, have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2010-06-30 12:28:44 PM  
i221.photobucket.com
This next post is the 1%.
 
2010-06-30 12:28:59 PM  
260 comments in, shouldn't the informed comments have happened a couple of times by now?
 
2010-06-30 12:30:43 PM  

McRat: 260 comments in, shouldn't the informed comments have happened a couple of times by now?


You sound fat.
 
2010-06-30 12:32:25 PM  
Has anyone mentioned that poop is coming out?
 
2010-06-30 12:33:41 PM  
So there might be nearly three in this thread.
 
2010-06-30 12:33:55 PM  

Thakh: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit


Came here for this, leaving happy.
 
2010-06-30 12:34:01 PM  
Get over yourself. You are not special.

/fark you very much
 
2010-06-30 12:34:12 PM  
I think the ink in my monitor just ran out.
 
2010-06-30 12:35:15 PM  
NDIT = NAIT
 
2010-06-30 12:35:38 PM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2010-06-30 12:35:42 PM  
I love lamp.
 
2010-06-30 12:36:52 PM  
C'mon guys! We can take it to half a percent if we just try a little harder!
 
2010-06-30 12:36:54 PM  
McRat: In my opinion, Drew should have said at most 1%.

But then, I posted earlier in the thread that I consider the value to be much higher, since I consider humor (intentional or unintentional) to be of value. Youtube comments, for example, generally have very little value in terms of information, fact, truth, etc., but I find them humorous for the sheer level of stupidity which they exhibit.
 
2010-06-30 12:38:20 PM  
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2010-06-30 12:38:44 PM  
FTA:
"To be sure, a casual look at America Speaking Out early on could very well have turned up some of the loyal Fark commentors that Mr. Curtis is so familiar with," said a spokesman for the project. "We have a much less cynical view of the importance of open debate however. That's why we've been encouraging the thoughtful, honest conversations that have come to make up the overwhelming majority of content on America Speaking Out."

Is that a challenge, O nameless spokesman?

That sounds like a challenge...
 
2010-06-30 12:38:49 PM  
What a Drew Curtis may REALLY look like:

thirdcoastdigest.com
 
2010-06-30 12:41:10 PM  
I like turtles...

/and I saw one too
 
2010-06-30 12:41:58 PM  

McRat: 260 comments in, shouldn't the informed comments have happened a couple of times by now?


img176.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-30 12:42:33 PM  
so long, and thanks for all the fish.
 
2010-06-30 12:44:46 PM  
I blame Obama.
 
2010-06-30 12:46:42 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: I blame Obama.


No, you should blame Clinton.
 
2010-06-30 12:47:30 PM  

LoadShark: The Angry Hand of God: I blame Obama.

No, you should blame Clinton.


I blame Taft.
 
2010-06-30 12:48:06 PM  

I am Ahab: LoadShark: The Angry Hand of God: I blame Obama.

No, you should blame Clinton.

I blame Taft.


I blame taffy.
 
2010-06-30 12:48:51 PM  
Thsi thread sucks. I pay $5 a month for this? fark is so overrated.
 
2010-06-30 12:49:00 PM  

sxacho: palelizard: THIS.

Bastard!


THIS!
 
2010-06-30 12:52:58 PM  
i466.photobucket.com

99% pertinent to my interests: The Upgrade (It's How I Roll)
i466.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 12:55:40 PM  
This thread is a gold mine of funny pictures. Keep 'em coming, Farkers!
 
2010-06-30 12:57:27 PM  

sxacho: palelizard: THIS.

Bastard!


THIS
 
2010-06-30 12:57:38 PM  
Sounds high. No, I mean the number, not Curtis.
 
2010-06-30 01:00:26 PM  
The chief executive of the humorous news aggregation site said there is far too much emphasis on allowing anyone to comment when most people have nothing of value to say.

I resemble that remark.
 
2010-06-30 01:02:49 PM  
He told me about having one once, but he painted it blue the first time a wheel fell off.
 
2010-06-30 01:04:27 PM  

McRat: 260 comments in, shouldn't the informed infromed comments have happened a couple of times by now?


Sry, pit perv.
 
2010-06-30 01:04:37 PM  
Now this thread might be epic.

/Not there yet.
 
2010-06-30 01:06:24 PM  
He who go to bed with itchy rear, wake up with smelly fingers
 
2010-06-30 01:07:30 PM  
i77.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 01:09:04 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2010-06-30 01:09:14 PM  
puukko:

Came looking for this:

Sturgeon's Law


Thank you for saving me the trouble.

I suspect Curtis' Law reads more like "99% of everything is crap, and there's GOLD in them there dungheaps!"
 
2010-06-30 01:17:59 PM  

Mentat: Thsi thread sucks. I pay $5 a month for this? fark is so overrated.


i846.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 01:18:09 PM  
holy sweet baby jesus yessireeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
2010-06-30 01:19:41 PM  
Did anyone notice the 'BEVETS' comment? that was just COLD!!
 
2010-06-30 01:20:51 PM  
1% seems a little high.
 
2010-06-30 01:24:24 PM  
i77.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 01:25:29 PM  
Emerson Biguns: A) where did you get that? that is hilarious. B)the login name is genius, i have used that in many forums/games.
 
2010-06-30 01:25:46 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-06-30 01:28:54 PM  
Toasting in an epic bread
 
2010-06-30 01:31:36 PM  
daikazoku.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-06-30 01:32:22 PM  
i599.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 01:33:31 PM  

Urda: Toasting in an epic bread


I like toasted pita bread

JC
 
2010-06-30 01:33:35 PM  

NinjaSocks: My cat is having lamb for dinner.


My cat's breath smells like cat food
 
2010-06-30 01:34:49 PM  
"There was never anything that went into Tiger Woods' body that didn't come out of his body," Haney said.
 
2010-06-30 01:34:56 PM  
If you don't like what Drew says then you can just complain about it on the Internet.
 
2010-06-30 01:36:27 PM  
anyone capable of being elected president should by no means be allowed to do the job
 
2010-06-30 01:38:17 PM  
I think my cat has been reading my diary.
Also, sometimes I forget my middle name.
 
2010-06-30 01:44:35 PM  

puukko: I think my cat has been reading my diary.
Also, sometimes I forget my middle name.


Your cat wrote your diary - and your middle name is Leeroy (and you both wound up in her back yard) - Aynsley Dunbar told me that.
 
2010-06-30 01:45:00 PM  
Like as if some idiot with a blog knows more than we do.

He needs to shut his whore mouth while us grown-ups talk.
 
2010-06-30 01:45:50 PM  
plate of shrimp
 
2010-06-30 01:48:41 PM  
Derpa derpa, DrewCurtis jihad!
 
2010-06-30 01:50:40 PM  
the word you are looking for is:

torpor
 
2010-06-30 01:53:09 PM  
img61.imageshack.us

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
 
2010-06-30 01:53:46 PM  
CamelToe, it was worth losing my keyboard to see that one.
 
2010-06-30 01:54:28 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2010-06-30 01:54:54 PM  
img218.imageshack.us

/almost forgot this one
 
2010-06-30 01:58:06 PM  
img384.imageshack.us

img404.imageshack.us

img9.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-30 01:59:27 PM  

i369.photobucket.com

I'm just here to add a little value to this thread.

 
2010-06-30 02:01:27 PM  
img33.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-30 02:05:49 PM  

Mentat: GREG LAND PORN FACE


absolute awesomeness. what a freaking hack. reminds me of the Onion corner article entitled something like this: "Drawing class student clearly referenced Playboy centerfold" with a badly drawn sketch resembling a typical photo spread.
 
2010-06-30 02:06:00 PM  
How about 49 Percent? (new window)
 
2010-06-30 02:06:03 PM  
i heard that, curtis
 
2010-06-30 02:06:26 PM  
I'll use anything I want!
 
2010-06-30 02:07:14 PM  

i369.photobucket.com

Value.

 
2010-06-30 02:07:39 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2010-06-30 02:11:43 PM  
I_C_Weener

*Twister Sheets*

I think they left the wet spot off.

JC
 
2010-06-30 02:12:00 PM  
api.ning.com
 
2010-06-30 02:14:37 PM  
i141.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 02:16:20 PM  

i369.photobucket.com

More value.

 
2010-06-30 02:21:00 PM  

JackieRabbit: "One percent is are kind of optimistic"

Back to too grammar Grammer school with you ewe. One Won percent is are, while two to percent are our. Tsk, tsk....


FTFY

/Grammer Nazi
 
2010-06-30 02:30:30 PM  
Yes, and: "I just deleted EVERYTHING IN THE POLITICS QUEUE. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE IT'S FRIDAY OR APPARENTLY SATURDAY IN MY OWN TIMEZONE GET OUT AND ENJOY LIFE -DREW" is insightful, stimulating and relevant commentary.

/pot, kettle.
 
2010-06-30 02:34:28 PM  

FloydA: JackieRabbit: "One percent is are kind of optimistic"

Back to too grammar Grammer school with you ewe. One Won percent is are, while two to percent are our. Tsk, tsk....

FTFY

/Grammear Nazi


/pet peeve
 
2010-06-30 02:52:06 PM  
As a member of the 1% who reliably provide valuable input, you can rest assured I am NOT getting a kick out of these replies!
 
2010-06-30 02:57:12 PM  
i257.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 03:02:31 PM  

Vodka Zombie: FloydA: JackieRabbit: "One percent is are kind of optimistic"

Back to too grammar Grammer school with you ewe. One Won percent is are, while two to percent are our. Tsk, tsk....

FTFY

/Grammear Nazi

/pet peeve


i105.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 03:04:15 PM  

Old_Chief_Scott: He knows Stupid.

You know, one time Drew invited me to visit his bunker in western Tennessee where that main Fark master computer is located. I didn't have anything else to do, and he offered to send the jet for me so I said "What the hell? Why not?"

So I get there and the limo that picks me up at the airport has these special windows that darken so you can't see out. A security precaution. Now that Drew and I are such good buds, they don't bother anymore, but seeing how that was my first time there they were just following standard procedures.

Drew is kind of showing me around the place and after we stopped for a little while at the Beer Waterfall, we go down these stairs and past this huge steel door, kind of like what they have at Cheyenne Mountain for NORAD, like that. There is this huge underground room with bank after bank of computer servers, and on the far wall is this massive array of electronics. I am impressed, right? So I ask Drew what the huge array is, figuring that all the rest is what runs Fark.

"That, my friend," he said, pausing to take a sip of beer and then wipe off the foam mustache, "that is where we store the Stupid." Just the way he spoke the word Stupid, you knew it was capitalized.

"After Fark really got rolling," he continued "I realized just how much Stupid there was out there. I had always suspected, mind you, but now I knew for sure. So I decided to do something about it. Right now, I have a team of scientists and technicians figuring out how to harness all of that Stupid, how to direct all of that Stupid into an energy source. What you are looking at, my friend, has the potential to make the power of the atom pale in significance."

We've had several nice little visits since then. I do a little design and fabrication work for the project now and then and Drew says he'll cut me in on a piece of the action. And with all of that Stupid stockpiled, it wouldn't need to be a very big piece to set me up pretty nice.

So, the next time you get ready to submit a link or click that "Add Comment" button, and you stop and ask yourself if it is too stupid to see the light of day, don't worry about it. Go ahead and click. Drew will thank you for it.


This is why I have you farkied...

/contributing to the Stupid so OCS can get his piece some day
 
2010-06-30 03:15:43 PM  
img7.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-30 03:24:25 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 03:27:31 PM  

FloydA: Vodka Zombie: FloydA: JackieRabbit: "One percent is are kind of optimistic"

Back to too grammar Grammer school with you ewe. One Won percent is are, while two to percent are our. Tsk, tsk....

FTFY

/Grammear Nazi

/pet peeve


gymnasticscoaching.com
 
2010-06-30 03:36:25 PM  
i183.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 03:36:32 PM  

The Flexecutioner: Emerson Biguns: A) where did you get that? that is hilarious. B)the login name is genius, i have used that in many forums/games.


That gif has been around a long time. I found it years ago and along with the exploding head from Scanners, it's one of my favorites. (not my creation) Thanks for the props on my screen name.

This one IS my creation. Not great, I just always had a thing for Loraine McFly...

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2010-06-30 03:53:37 PM  

Emerson Biguns: The Flexecutioner: Emerson Biguns: A) where did you get that? that is hilarious. B)the login name is genius, i have used that in many forums/games.

That gif has been around a long time. I found it years ago and along with the exploding head from Scanners, it's one of my favorites. (not my creation) Thanks for the props on my screen name.

This one IS my creation. Not great, I just always had a thing for Loraine McFly...


ive been saving some gifs i find here and there. some are just priceless. i tried one myself that was just terrible. after i found how potentially time consuming they would be i decided to quit trying. And Loraine McFly was really hot in Howard the Duck.
 
2010-06-30 03:53:38 PM  
i257.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 03:56:12 PM  
public.blu.livefilestore.com

Does this qualify as the 90%?
 
2010-06-30 04:01:37 PM  

freetomato: FloydA: Vodka Zombie: FloydA: JackieRabbit: "One percent is are kind of optimistic"

Back to too grammar Grammer school with you ewe. One Won percent is are, while two to percent are our. Tsk, tsk....

FTFY

/Grammear Nazi

/pet peeve


Marry Christmas

i105.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 04:06:52 PM  

FloydA: freetomato: FloydA: Vodka Zombie: FloydA: JackieRabbit: "One percent is are kind of optimistic"

Back to too grammar Grammer school with you ewe. One Won percent is are, while two to percent are our. Tsk, tsk....

FTFY

/Grammear Nazi

/pet peeve

Marry Christmas


public.blu.livefilestore.com
 
2010-06-30 04:11:11 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 04:19:19 PM  
Don't have a hotlink for the dinosaur: Has anyone ever gone....

So enjoy this:
farm1.static.flickr.com

i227.photobucket.com

i42.tinypic.com
 
2010-06-30 04:19:24 PM  

southernbelladonna: i63.photobucket.com


That looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels...
 
2010-06-30 04:19:41 PM  
img202.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-30 04:22:53 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 04:27:37 PM  
img8.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-30 04:28:48 PM  
Who in the hell is Drew Curtis and why should I have heard him?
 
2010-06-30 04:29:19 PM  
media.fukung.net
 
2010-06-30 04:38:53 PM  
when the common man is despised by other common men, the end of civilization is imminent
 
2010-06-30 04:40:56 PM  
Shut up, Drew Curtis, you cock!
 
2010-06-30 04:43:50 PM  
wait, what?
 
2010-06-30 04:51:21 PM  
cdn.mgsrvr.com

/oblig
/hot
 
2010-06-30 04:55:08 PM  
1% of anything online has value.
 
2010-06-30 05:05:48 PM  

fearmongert: Yes, and: "I just deleted EVERYTHING IN THE POLITICS QUEUE. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE IT'S FRIDAY OR APPARENTLY SATURDAY IN MY OWN TIMEZONE GET OUT AND ENJOY LIFE -DREW" is insightful, stimulating and relevant commentary.

/pot, kettle.


Drew has become the hypocrite he rails against in his book. Trolltastic, false, unfunny headlines, begging for ad views...
 
2010-06-30 05:16:16 PM  
feh
 
2010-06-30 05:22:45 PM  

BDR459: Who in the hell is Drew Curtis and why should I have heard him?



He was Morpheus wearing a Cowboy hat, on Pee Wee's Playhouse.
 
2010-06-30 05:31:10 PM  
EPIC.

FAIL.
 
2010-06-30 05:48:15 PM  
I have something that looks like a boil on my penis tip. Should I be concerned?

/penis
 
2010-06-30 05:51:25 PM  
Curtis Drew was the finest Farker to ever pick his nose.
 
2010-06-30 06:00:13 PM  
i599.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 06:06:23 PM  
I don't care what anyone says, the masses are morons. You can't count on them to pick good stuff. Just check out Network TV to see what the masses want for entertainment. It all sucks. Don't even get me started on how they vote for elected officials. There's certainly a place for that kind of thing but it's not on Fark. Just watch, Web 3.0 will be something called Good Editing.

He made an excellent point. I mean, look at the Farkers who approve and green-light the political submissions.
 
2010-06-30 06:16:32 PM  
Sweet. I was really hoping this would make the main page.
 
2010-06-30 06:30:11 PM  
Oh jeebus. That Picard comic made me lol so much I started crying. Now people at work think I'm depressed about something.

/so saving that when I get home
 
2010-06-30 06:42:43 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
Hey! This picture means I'm now in the 1% of valued web comments!
 
2010-06-30 06:54:59 PM  
I feel dumber after reading this thread.
 
2010-06-30 07:01:20 PM  
I better post 99 extra comments today just to make sure one of them is valuable.
 
2010-06-30 07:32:26 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 07:50:48 PM  
img15.imageshack.us

img3.imageshack.us

img338.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-30 08:07:03 PM  
badgerherald.com

here is my part to help
 
2010-06-30 08:08:39 PM  
Its not 1%, ITS FARK.com!*

*Lack of apostrophes intentional.


/Gonna troll me up some grammer nazis.
 
2010-06-30 08:13:35 PM  

i369.photobucket.com

That's a value to humanity.

 
2010-06-30 08:22:08 PM  

swamp_of_dumb:

/Gonna troll me up some grammer nazis.



i105.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 08:36:08 PM  
 
2010-06-30 08:41:48 PM  

Uncle_Sam's_Titties: this thread needs more penis

PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS​PENISPENI S PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS​PENISPENIS PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS​PENISPENIS PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS​PENISPENIS PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS​PENISPENIS

/that one S is the 1%
//penis


It stands out from the crowd!
 
2010-06-30 08:53:46 PM  
Note the Slashdot comments on the article: Link (new window)

Some Slashdot Oh-no-they-di'n'ts:
- Do people often associate the word 'wisdom' along with the word 'Fark'? From HIS point of view, I'm sure he's absolutely correct. Depends on the crowd, though. If you go to a TED conference, the crowd is going to be substantially more wise than the crowd on Fark.

- It is too bad Drew finds it difficult to detect {sarcasm, parody, irony, ...} without some lame ASCII-art version of a laugh track tacked on.

- i think drew has just been modding too much. if i were a proctologist, i would be sick of looking at assholes too. if i were modding comments all day, and i was constantly exposing myself to the kind of mental diarrhea you see when browsing slashdot at -1, then i would hate people and crowds as well

- Crowds are wise, mobs are not. Fark.com is a mob.

- This Curtis guy... Is he, like, new to the Internet?
 
2010-06-30 09:06:18 PM  
i237.photobucket.com


and thats all i gots to say about that.
 
2010-06-30 10:05:33 PM  
i599.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 10:08:52 PM  
Crazy world! But don't let it get you down.

.....

penis penis penis penis penis


....muahahahaha

*runs off*
 
2010-06-30 10:12:52 PM  
I feel 99% smarter after following this thread.

/Still pooping
 
2010-06-30 10:28:44 PM  
LAST POST
 
2010-06-30 10:49:06 PM  
Pharkers skew the curve. Downward.
 
2010-06-30 10:57:33 PM  
i238.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-30 11:17:49 PM  
Can't be the last post. What's holding up the wire?
 
2010-06-30 11:27:59 PM  

chud21: Can't be the last post. What's holding up the wire?


Its MAAAAAAAAAGIIIIIC...........
 
2010-06-30 11:40:33 PM  

Count_0: chud21: Can't be the last post. What's holding up the wire?

Its MAAAAAAAAAGIIIIIC...........


NEVER BELIEVE IT'S NOT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2010-06-30 11:57:34 PM  
Why did they change the logo on the front/main page?
 
2010-07-01 12:13:48 AM  
i194.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-01 12:31:03 AM  
Boobies
 
2010-07-01 02:07:37 AM  
Congratulations Drew!

You have finally come to the realization that money = wisdom.

A fallacy, but hey, you got lucky and had a site that went viral.
That obviously makes you intelligent, right?

Put your money where your mouth is, encourage 99% of your TF subscribers to drop their accounts because they don't measure up to your new found elitist standards.

No? Somehow, that does not surprise me.

/hate idiots that break their hippopotami oaths
 
2010-07-01 03:00:46 AM  
img412.imageshack.us

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img710.imageshack.us
 
2010-07-01 03:03:46 AM  
img153.imageshack.us

img153.imageshack.us

img19.imageshack.us
 
2010-07-01 03:19:13 AM  
Hey now, it has come to my attention that although there are "value added" posts for the farkers, and a subset of farkettes, but the rest of us farkettes are going begging...

i47.tinypic.com

Please sir, may I have another ??
 
2010-07-01 03:36:26 AM  
keep try
 
2010-07-01 10:25:18 AM  
img266.imageshack.us
 
2010-07-01 11:27:23 AM  
This thread needs a badge:

i369.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-01 11:47:34 AM  

crimsin23: This thread needs a badge:


add "99%er" to it and then we're talking
 
2010-07-01 12:17:59 PM  
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2010-07-01 02:17:34 PM  

crimsin23: This thread needs a badge:


Thankyou!
 
2010-07-01 02:22:51 PM  
Gene Masseth
 
2010-07-01 02:53:14 PM  

medius: crimsin23: This thread needs a badge:

add "99%er" to it and then we're talking


Too lazy.

ritalinchild 54: crimsin23: This thread needs a badge:

Thankyou!


You're welcome.
 
2010-07-01 02:53:32 PM  
Boobies
 
2010-07-01 02:54:12 PM  
Hey, I didn't write "boobies." I wrote Boobies"
 
2010-07-01 02:55:04 PM  
WTF? Really, guys, I'm trying to write Boobies.
 
2010-07-01 04:41:42 PM  

FloydA: WTF? Really, guys, I'm trying to write Boobies.


well stop it.
 
2010-07-01 04:48:32 PM  

jaylectricity: FloydA: WTF? Really, guys, I'm trying to write Boobies.

well stop it.


Boobies.
 
2010-07-01 04:49:18 PM  
(.)(.)
 
2010-07-01 04:52:24 PM  
The first thing that struck me was how cold even the warm summer breeze through the open window felt when it hit the saliva where her lips, her tongue had just been. Later, once I had gotten used to the treatment, I would ask her to hum her favorite arias, but now I just kept thinking "five shots of tequila, five shots of tequila" and tried to neither laugh as I looked in her eyes nor come off too easy.
 
2010-07-01 07:14:21 PM  
I was amazed that after the second thing that struck me was after her uvula had been removed there was hardly any bleeding whatsoever. I checked the arteries and surrounding tissue for signs of constriction or for some explanation but came up empty-handed. Now, having understood what happened, I wonder no longer; however, that said, it's still disturbing -- if only a little -- to say the least.

/99.9 Fahrenheit degrees
//overestimate is over
 
2010-07-01 07:33:07 PM  

i45.tinypic.com

 
2010-07-01 07:54:46 PM  
Drew is in an interesting position to say things about internet commentary. However, most of the point of internet commentary can be summed up with a snarky cartoon. People feel oppressed in their lives, find someone else with seemingly the same opinion and become internet toughguys. It's the new virtual office watercooler, except it's relatively anonymous. People feel all this pressure and need a vent that is mostly harmless. Some take these things very seriously and usually end up getting seriously trolled and become bitter or disillusioned. That's why many come, to troll, to attention-whore, to play games with words -- would Fark really be Fark without the 99.9%? I say no; it would be something else, and I'm not sure it'd be as fun or interesting from a social perspective.

I would like to see the trainwreck that this trainwreck points to, I guess maybe I'll try again, just for shi@ts and gi@ggles.

/Is this post in the 0.1%?
//nah, just another blathering post; crafted especially for a certain audience
 
2010-07-01 07:55:57 PM  
handcrafted, like sam adams' wooden penis
 
2010-07-01 08:07:44 PM  
Dis thred needz moar Caturday....

i199.photobucket.com

i199.photobucket.com

i199.photobucket.com

i199.photobucket.com

i199.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-01 08:09:29 PM  
You're darned right I used my hands. I'm old fashioned like that and type on a keyboard to make my po@sts. At least that's what I hear the kids are calling it these days.

/ah, back in the 99.9%
//much easier
///peaceful easy feeling...
 
2010-07-01 08:27:11 PM  

sporking fooneristic nic: People feel oppressed in their lives, find someone else with seemingly the same opinion and become internet toughguys.


I should kick your ass for saying that. And you'd better be scared cause I'm a navy seal in the marine core and I have two belts in mma and I'm a certified ninja pirate robot cowboy spaceman.
 
2010-07-01 08:44:40 PM  

FloydA: sporking fooneristic nic: People feel oppressed in their lives, find someone else with seemingly the same opinion and become internet toughguys.

I should kick your ass for saying that. And you'd better be scared cause I'm a navy seal in the marine core and I have two belts in mma and I'm a certified ninja pirate robot cowboy spaceman.


el zero el eleventyone -- nice!

/mocking po@st mocks
//mock mock mock mock mock mock
 
2010-07-01 09:12:29 PM  

sporking fooneristic nic:

/mocking po@st mocks
//mock mock mock mock mock mock


i105.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-01 09:19:00 PM  

FloydA: sporking fooneristic nic:

/mocking po@st mocks
//mock mock mock mock mock mock


Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
^
 
2010-07-01 09:22:34 PM  
drew has a unique perspective of my ass, as i show it on fark daily
 
2010-07-01 09:38:06 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-01 09:48:58 PM  
A mockery instead of a shrubbery? What's all this then?
 
2010-07-01 09:51:24 PM  
^ has a secret
 
2010-07-01 09:52:41 PM  
Avast, Matey! X mocks the spot!

i105.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-01 09:54:00 PM  
^ lacks Sucrets

/I have few secrets
//none of which you know -- yet
///muahahahaha!
 
2010-07-01 09:54:47 PM  
dmtz!
 
2010-07-01 09:56:20 PM  
mock

king

bird

yeah

yeah

yeah
 
2010-07-01 09:59:51 PM  

sporking fooneristic nic: ^ lacks Sucrets




Not True! You take that back!

i105.photobucket.com

See? So there!
 
2010-07-01 10:01:06 PM  
this thread needs moar free association theater.

img714.imageshack.us
 
2010-07-01 10:05:07 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-01 10:23:17 PM  
These people look like they've done The Bump ^ a time or twenty.

/or maybe twenty bumps
 
2010-07-01 10:46:58 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-01 11:19:41 PM  
It's one percent, bionicfag, not .1%.
 
2010-07-01 11:23:49 PM  
Riiiight.

/overestimated overestimate is overly estimated
//don't believe me? I think you do!
///ah, back in the 99.9%land
 
2010-07-01 11:30:47 PM  
one percent bionicFAG
 
2010-07-01 11:34:10 PM  

sporking fooneristic nic: /overestimated overestimate is overly estimated


LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
 
2010-07-01 11:51:05 PM  
i can fap to this.
 
2010-07-02 12:00:41 AM  
I can fap dissociatively as well. I consider it a talent. Too bad the police didn't see it the same way.
 
2010-07-02 12:07:10 AM  
The problem is they didn't see it the same way they saw their mothers.
 
2010-07-02 12:16:11 AM  
img821.imageshack.us
 
2010-07-02 12:18:30 AM  
That sign should be a LOT bigger.
 
2010-07-02 12:43:42 AM  
so should i
 
2010-07-02 12:55:43 AM  
I just want to tell you both 'good luck,' we're all counting on you.
i105.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-02 01:06:54 AM  
Hey, thanks!
 
2010-07-02 01:11:06 AM  

FloydA: I just want to tell you both 'good luck,' we're all counting on you.


I don't like gladiator movies.

/just sayin'
//99.9 Fahrenheit degrees -- sick!
 
2010-07-02 09:34:32 AM  
say, do you want to go see a movie?

/i'm feeling fat and sassy
 
2010-07-02 10:02:32 AM  

i369.photobucket.com

 
2010-07-02 10:05:04 AM  
i once kept a turd in a shoe box and called it my pet turdle

i poked holes in the box so it could breathe

i invited my friends over to play with it

this was last week

i no longer have friends

my turdle ran away
 
2010-07-02 10:06:44 AM  

medius: say, do you want to go see a movie?

/i'm feeling fat and sassy


My spoon is too big!
 
2010-07-02 10:45:46 AM  

KillianLett: medius: say, do you want to go see a movie?

/i'm feeling fat and sassy

My spoon is too big!


You know your spoon is too big to go to the movies when you can seek shelter in it.

img192.imageshack.us
 
2010-07-02 12:12:33 PM  

sporking fooneristic nic: KillianLett: medius: say, do you want to go see a movie?

/i'm feeling fat and sassy

My spoon is too big!

You know your spoon is too big to go to the movies when you can seek shelter in it.


I see you've played knifey spooney before.

JC
 
2010-07-02 01:08:30 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2010-07-02 01:12:48 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2010-07-02 01:15:12 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2010-07-02 01:17:38 PM  
have you ever done it?...with a lady

...what's it like?
 
2010-07-02 01:26:08 PM  
i saw a turdle

i like turdles.

turdle turdle.
 
2010-07-02 01:44:22 PM  
gi253.photobucket.com
you can tell.
 
2010-07-02 01:51:15 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-02 02:03:39 PM  
*does a barrel roll*

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
 
2010-07-02 02:51:22 PM  
i105.photobucket.com

What a Kitty doing a Barrel Roll might look like.
 
2010-07-02 03:35:27 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2010-07-02 03:36:15 PM  

www.freecoloringsheets.netwww.freecoloringsheets.netwww.freecoloringsheets.netwww.freecoloringsheets.netwww.freecoloringsheets.net

 
2010-07-02 03:37:49 PM  

blubarryhill.com

 
2010-07-02 03:38:52 PM  

www.catsthatyoulove.com



/no, stupid cat, not a barrow roll
 
2010-07-02 03:39:33 PM  

kyleart.com

 
2010-07-02 03:43:25 PM  

FloydA: What a Kitty doing a Barrel Roll might look like.


kitteh!

/nice Kitteh Beryl Role pic
//going to see "The Wall" on tour later this year, perhaps?
///big pink inflatable pig seems unlikely, although possible

"Mother" alone will be worth the price of admission.
 
2010-07-02 06:33:47 PM  

sporking fooneristic nic: FloydA: What a Kitty doing a Barrel Roll might look like.

kitteh!

/nice Kitteh Beryl Role pic
//going to see "The Wall" on tour later this year, perhaps?
///big pink inflatable pig seems unlikely, although possible

"Mother" alone will be worth the price of admission.


Sadly, I can't afford it. He's going to be in Tacoma and in Vancouver, but the cost of the tickets is just too high. I saw the Pros and Cons tour and the Radio KAOS tour, so I'll have to content myself with those.
 
2010-07-02 10:07:14 PM  

*******

 
2010-07-03 12:03:59 AM  
my god, it's full of asterisks
 
2010-07-03 12:30:30 AM  
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