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(CNN)   Madame Tussauds to unveil Kim Kardashian wax figure. They had to melt down two Marx Brothers and Jonathan Winters to make her ass, but they figure it's worth it   (cnn.com ) divider line
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2010-06-29 07:54:08 PM  
cdn1.kimkcdn.celebuzz.com

Good Lord.
 
2010-06-29 09:46:12 PM  
Did she just say she's bi? Giggity.
 
2010-06-29 09:50:55 PM  
That's okay. It was just Karl and Richard.
 
2010-06-29 11:29:11 PM  
Great headline
 
2010-06-30 12:05:38 AM  
i182.photobucket.com

I've been the butt of a joke before, but this is ridiculous.
 
2010-06-30 12:22:23 AM  
Poor Harpo's lips. Never go MTA.
 
2010-06-30 12:34:25 AM  

Cagey B: I've been the butt of a joke before, but this is ridiculous.


And we're done here.
 
2010-06-30 12:41:56 AM  
Remember when they used to make wax figures of people who were famous for having done something?
 
2010-06-30 12:42:42 AM  

George_Spelvin: Remember when they used to make wax figures of people who were famous for having done something?

 
2010-06-30 12:45:19 AM  
And yet the wax figure will have a higher IQ and melting point.
 
2010-06-30 12:47:13 AM  

George_Spelvin: Remember when they used to make wax figures of people who were famous for having done something?


i49.tinypic.com
 
2010-06-30 12:48:01 AM  
But what of Fatty Arbuckle?
 
2010-06-30 12:48:49 AM  

George_Spelvin: Remember when they used to make wax figures of people who were famous for having done something?


No, Grandpa.
 
2010-06-30 12:50:09 AM  

Mr_Ectomy: George_Spelvin: Remember when they used to make wax figures of people who were famous for having done something?


The despoiling of the sacred tradition of wax figures is the number one problem with America today.

Back in my youth, my grandpappy used to take me aside, and with a merry glint in his wily old eyes, he'd say to me "son, you can be anything you want to be if you just work hard and put your mind to it. Maybe someday, you'll do something so great, so inspiring to the hearts of your fellow man, that they'll immortalize you as a wax figure, to reside in a tourist trap and have your picture taken with bored children and 300 lb. vacationing hambeasts in stirrup pants".

Me, I'm glad that grandpa never lived to see this dark day.
 
2010-06-30 01:08:50 AM  
wow. how their standards have fallen.
 
2010-06-30 01:10:12 AM  
i47.tinypic.com

Why make a wax figurine when she's already made of plastic?!

/Bwo-ho-ho!
 
2010-06-30 01:13:30 AM  
If you farked it, could you even tell the difference?
 
2010-06-30 01:13:31 AM  

Cagey B: Mr_Ectomy: George_Spelvin: Remember when they used to make wax figures of people who were famous for having done something?

The despoiling of the sacred tradition of wax figures is the number one problem with America today.

Back in my youth, my grandpappy used to take me aside, and with a merry glint in his wily old eyes, he'd say to me "son, you can be anything you want to be if you just work hard and put your mind to it. Maybe someday, you'll do something so great, so inspiring to the hearts of your fellow man, that they'll immortalize you as a wax figure, to reside in a tourist trap and have your picture taken with bored children and 300 lb. vacationing hambeasts in stirrup pants".

Me, I'm glad that grandpa never lived to see this dark day.



Your newsletter, sir; I would kindly like to subscribe.

(RSS is good, too.)
 
2010-06-30 01:14:32 AM  
Another thing to note - the entire article on CNN is written about her tweets.

That's TWEETS, not... oh, nevermind.
 
2010-06-30 01:14:58 AM  
AdolfOliverPanties

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ACK! ACK! ACK!
 
2010-06-30 01:15:52 AM  

wookalar: Great headline


This

and

George_Spelvin: Remember when they used to make wax figures of people who were famous for having done something?


This
 
2010-06-30 01:19:37 AM  
Proper use of As(s)inine tag! ( | )

Bye.
 
2010-06-30 01:27:22 AM  

HappyHarryHardOn: wookalar: Great headline

This

and
George_Spelvin: Remember when they used to make wax figures of people who were famous for having done something?

This


C'mon she is loosely connected with the killing of Nicole brown simpson! apparently that's good enough..oh yeah and she has a killer ass
 
2010-06-30 01:33:01 AM  
I'd hit it 'til they kicked me out of the joint.
 
2010-06-30 01:40:51 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

It looks vapid and lifeless, creepy - like it has no soul.
I thought that wax figures were s...

Oh, dear God.
 
2010-06-30 01:47:43 AM  

thistime: HappyHarryHardOn: wookalar: Great headline

This

and
George_Spelvin: Remember when they used to make wax figures of people who were famous for having done something?

This

C'mon she is loosely connected with the killing of Nicole brown simpson! apparently that's good enough..oh yeah and she has a killer ass


wow. that's a reach if I've ever seen one.
Her mother and father were supposed to be friends of Nicole and her coont of a mother even said she tried to protect Nicole. Of course then her father defended the killer in the trial.
What upstanding citizens they are. So this bimbo spreads her legs and becomes a celebrity.
 
2010-06-30 01:57:10 AM  
Can I f*ck it?
 
2010-06-30 01:58:08 AM  
Ram a fleshlight in its cootch and ship it to my house, if you wouldn't mind.
 
2010-06-30 02:49:32 AM  

vabeard: wow. that's a reach if I've ever seen one.
Her mother and father were supposed to be friends of Nicole and her coont of a mother even said she tried to protect Nicole. Of course then her father defended the killer in the trial.
What upstanding citizens they are. So this bimbo spreads her legs and becomes a celebrity.


she is famous because OJ killed someone. How is that a reach? How else is she famous?

She can do whatever she wants once she displayed that great ass but the original reason she is famous is because of the OJ killings. I wonder if any reporter has asked her about that or how does she feel to be famous because of that. in talking about how she became famous, how would her biography read?
 
2010-06-30 03:11:19 AM  

thistime: vabeard: wow. that's a reach if I've ever seen one.
Her mother and father were supposed to be friends of Nicole and her coont of a mother even said she tried to protect Nicole. Of course then her father defended the killer in the trial.
What upstanding citizens they are. So this bimbo spreads her legs and becomes a celebrity.

she is famous because OJ killed someone. How is that a reach? How else is she famous?

She can do whatever she wants once she displayed that great ass but the original reason she is famous is because of the OJ killings. I wonder if any reporter has asked her about that or how does she feel to be famous because of that. in talking about how she became famous, how would her biography read?


She's famous because her sex tape got her the attention, her looks cemented it, and her family's money helped too. Most people have no idea who her father is.
 
2010-06-30 03:11:37 AM  

jeanwearinfool: Can I f*ck it?


It depends. Are you famous?
 
2010-06-30 03:33:23 AM  

Rubber Biscuit: jeanwearinfool: Can I f*ck it?

It depends. Are you famous black?


FTFY
 
2010-06-30 03:42:35 AM  

Cagey B: I've been the butt of a joke before, but this is ridiculous.


something something can't see the stove something...
 
2010-06-30 04:13:36 AM  
I'd wax that ass.
 
2010-06-30 05:36:57 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: George_Spelvin: Remember when they used to make wax figures of people who were famous for having done something?


It's almost like they realized that making wax figures of celebrities and folks some people want to fark increases attendance.
 
2010-06-30 06:28:39 AM  
Well, she did fark an elephant in her pajamas....
 
2010-06-30 07:18:04 AM  
I'd wax that ass.
 
2010-06-30 07:27:10 AM  

MorePeasPlease: It looks vapid and lifeless, creepy - like it has no soul.
I thought that wax figures were s...

Oh, dear God.


She's Megan Fox, but with an ass. Nothing more.
 
2010-06-30 07:54:46 AM  
wastedcelebrity.com

Awful, just awful.
 
2010-06-30 08:10:17 AM  

PPL_Wannabe: She's Megan Fox, but with an ass. Nothing more.


Megan Fox has actually been in movies. Movies you can watch in theaters and not just on the net.
 
2010-06-30 08:23:55 AM  
So they are making wax figures of plastic people now?
 
2010-06-30 08:24:03 AM  

thistime: I wonder if any reporter has asked her about that or how does she feel to be famous because of that. in talking about how she became famous, how would her biography read?


She could have gone to law school, become a famous laywer and undone some of the damage her father did to our nation by defending that scumbag, but she took the high road and decided to be a slutlebrity. As for making a wax figure, that is the goddamedest stupidest thing I ever heard of. This proves she is dumber than LiLos'd handlers. If you want to make a profit off of your slatternly image, at lease make a latex love doll. And for the love of FARK, make it affordable.
 
2010-06-30 08:27:51 AM  

Cagey B: I've been the butt of a joke before, but this is ridiculous.


Great as always, thanks for the laugh.
 
2010-06-30 08:28:52 AM  
Why?
 
2010-06-30 08:29:03 AM  
Has anybody come in here to say that they'd wax her ass yet? Cause if not, I'd wax her ass.
 
2010-06-30 08:33:17 AM  

vudukungfu: thistime: I wonder if any reporter has asked her about that or how does she feel to be famous because of that. in talking about how she became famous, how would her biography read?

She could have gone to law school, become a famous laywer and undone some of the damage her father did to our nation by defending that scumbag, but she took the high road and decided to be a slutlebrity. As for making a wax figure, that is the goddamedest stupidest thing I ever heard of. This proves she is dumber than LiLos'd handlers. If you want to make a profit off of your slatternly image, at lease make a latex love doll. And for the love of FARK, make it affordable.


And yet her father could have made more money than her video did just by sitting down and breaking the attorney-client privilege by saying "Yeah, OJ did it and this is how and why." If OJ sued and won anything, the Goldman's would've received it. Har har har. Of course, Kardashian would have protected his assets before spilling the story. Too bad he croaked.

I personally would love to know where OJ put the little pieces of the fence that got stuck in his bumper.
 
2010-06-30 08:34:24 AM  
Anyone remember the look on dad Cardasian's face when the verdict came down? It was a combination of "WTF?", "What have I done?" and "Satan's going to be calling to collect".
 
2010-06-30 08:43:05 AM  
images.dailyradar.com

hmmm...WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOT OF WAX HERE.

Shipment pending...


/wax fapping
 
2010-06-30 08:49:40 AM  
Usually the wax figures look creepy, because they have that eerily lifeless blank stare, but in this case it will probably work in their favor to make it look exactly like the real thing.
 
2010-06-30 08:49:48 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: I personally would love to know where OJ put the little pieces of the fence that got stuck in his bumper.


You ever see him after a meal? With one of those little white toothpicks?
 
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