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(Reuters)   The divorce of Jesse James by the coward Sandra Bullock is finalized   (reuters.com ) divider line 97
    More: Followup, Jesse James, Sandra Bullock, coward, socialites, Ex-wife, block comments  
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2010-06-29 06:46:48 AM  
I'll make ya.... Oh wait, you're who?
 
2010-06-29 07:58:17 AM  
Is she a dirty little coward?
 
2010-06-29 08:33:01 AM  
that was quick. I didn't know you could get divorced that fast
 
2010-06-29 08:34:48 AM  

labman: that was quick. I didn't know you could get divorced that fast


Probably varies by state. In Pennsylvania it takes at least 90 days per statute.
 
2010-06-29 09:03:10 AM  
i46.tinypic.com'


i lol'd
 
2010-06-29 09:25:41 AM  
I wonder how many people are gonna come in here and scream "LEAVE SANDRA BULLOCK ALONE!!!ONE"

/I got the joke
//+1
 
2010-06-29 09:43:39 AM  

nekom: labman: that was quick. I didn't know you could get divorced that fast

Probably varies by state. In Pennsylvania it takes at least 90 days per statute.


TFA says divorce papers were filed, not that a divorce was finalized. Here in Texas there is a minimum 60-day wait between filing and finalizing, but given the amount of money and assets these two likely have to divide, I doubt it can be done that quickly.
 
2010-06-29 09:49:07 AM  
+1 Subby
 
2010-06-29 09:56:49 AM  
Why is she a coward? He cheated on her! It takes a lot of strength to go through that kind of ordeal and see it to the end. Good for her.
 
2010-06-29 09:58:16 AM  
Nice headline.
 
2010-06-29 10:09:23 AM  
Heh, nice.
 
2010-06-29 10:20:19 AM  

calbert: Why is she a coward? He cheated on her! It takes a lot of strength to go through that kind of ordeal and see it to the end. Good for her.



Someone didn't get the joke.
 
2010-06-29 10:24:12 AM  
Good one mitter, here's your salute

hoopleton.com
 
2010-06-29 10:29:29 AM  
I blame Bullock for being a moron. Seriously, you marry a biker guy covered in tats with the emotional sophistication of a 13yr old and then you're suddenly surprised it doesn't work out? ...and before anyone gets all riled up that think I mean excessive tats correlates to being emotionally stunted and unbalanced...Well that's actually exactly what I mean.
 
2010-06-29 10:31:31 AM  

calbert: Why is she a coward? He cheated on her! It takes a lot of strength to go through that kind of ordeal and see it to the end. Good for her.


i282.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-29 10:32:34 AM  

Steve Zodiac: Is she a dirty little coward sanchez?

 
2010-06-29 10:34:13 AM  

calbert: Why is she a coward? He cheated on her! It takes a lot of strength to go through that kind of ordeal and see it to the end. Good for her.


Link (new window)
 
2010-06-29 10:36:19 AM  
Bad boys act badly. Kinda axiomatic.
 
2010-06-29 10:37:42 AM  
Pay up sucker!
 
2010-06-29 10:37:57 AM  

calbert: Why is she a coward? He cheated on her! It takes a lot of strength to go through that kind of ordeal and see it to the end. Good for her.


Robert Ford, a gunman
Did exchange for his parole
Took the life of James the outlaw
Which he snuck up on and stole
No one knows just where they came to be misunderstood
But the poor Missouri farmers knew
Frank and Jesse do the best they could



/RIP Warren
 
2010-06-29 10:39:21 AM  
A round of applause for an excellent headline subby!

img687.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-29 10:39:48 AM  
So she's ... single?

:^D
 
2010-06-29 10:40:25 AM  
Well, he won't be parking his chopper in her monster garage anymore.
 
2010-06-29 10:44:31 AM  
I personally feel bad for Jess. Sure he's a douchebag and shouldn't have cheated, blah, blah, blah.

But Tiger Woods cheated and didn't get half of the public beat down this poor schmoe experienced.

She was in such a position where she could use the MSM to really make him look like evil incarnate and she a poor innocent frail little thing who gave nothing but love and loyalty instead of a series of harps and naggings.

Always remember that it doesn't matter who you are, someone, somewhere is sick of your crap.
 
2010-06-29 10:49:09 AM  
I lol'd.
forthehealthofit01.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-06-29 10:51:21 AM  

schattenteufel: calbert: Why is she a coward? He cheated on her! It takes a lot of strength to go through that kind of ordeal and see it to the end. Good for her.


Someone didn't get the joke.


Why does everyone keep saying that's a joke? Is it that easy to make farkers laugh?

Just because it's a movie title does not mean it's a joke. It would be a joke if she actually was, or even was not a coward, and the headline was some play on words. But it's not.
 
2010-06-29 10:55:48 AM  
 
2010-06-29 10:56:48 AM  
Someone should redo the opening or closing narration from the film to match the situation. One of the best score & narration combinations ever in a film.
 
2010-06-29 10:58:33 AM  

Tissot: schattenteufel: calbert: Why is she a coward? He cheated on her! It takes a lot of strength to go through that kind of ordeal and see it to the end. Good for her.


Someone didn't get the joke.

Why does everyone keep saying that's a joke? Is it that easy to make farkers laugh?

Just because it's a movie title does not mean it's a joke. It would be a joke if she actually was, or even was not a coward, and the headline was some play on words. But it's not.


i290.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-29 10:59:08 AM  

Tissot: schattenteufel: calbert: Why is she a coward? He cheated on her! It takes a lot of strength to go through that kind of ordeal and see it to the end. Good for her.


Someone didn't get the joke.

Why does everyone keep saying that's a joke? Is it that easy to make farkers laugh?

Just because it's a movie title does not mean it's a joke. It would be a joke if she actually was, or even was not a coward, and the headline was some play on words. But it's not.


Beetlejuice!
 
2010-06-29 11:01:36 AM  
Thanks for linking to the movie. Because without it, the headline looked really strange.
 
2010-06-29 11:01:41 AM  
I know the headline is funny, but could someone elaborate on the coward joke?
 
2010-06-29 11:07:45 AM  

calbert: Why is she a coward? He cheated on her! It takes a lot of strength to go through that kind of ordeal and see it to the end. Good for her.


Brad Pitt gives you 1/10 on the troll meter.
 
2010-06-29 11:08:06 AM  
I seem to recall her making several public comments about how mind-blowing the sex was. Then, she started aging a bit, the size of her ass tripled and she wanted a baby. Experience suggests that her sex drive diminished as well. And his didn't. QED.

Sad for her, yes. Surprising to anyone but her, no.
 
2010-06-29 11:09:26 AM  

Cheron: calbert: Why is she a coward? He cheated on her! It takes a lot of strength to go through that kind of ordeal and see it to the end. Good for her.

Link (new window)


Thanks due.
Also, nice headline.
 
2010-06-29 11:09:41 AM  

CaptainWes: I know the headline is funny, but could someone elaborate on the coward joke?


The official title of the 2007 Jessie James movie is-

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
 
2010-06-29 11:11:34 AM  

CaptainWes: I know the headline is funny, but could someone elaborate on the coward joke?


Its from a movie, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (new window)

/I didn't get it either.
 
2010-06-29 11:12:13 AM  

madcan34:
But Tiger Woods cheated and didn't get half of the public beat down this poor schmoe experienced.


I lol wut'ed.
 
2010-06-29 11:14:21 AM  

CaptainWes: I know the headline is funny, but could someone elaborate on the coward joke?


I know...I wish it were really explained better so that I might utter a louder guffaw upon having it further analyzed. I'm kind of pissed right now that it wasn't more fully dissected...I could wear a smug grin if only I was a little more in on the joke. Damn you subby.
 
2010-06-29 11:21:31 AM  
"But Tiger Woods cheated and didn't get half of the public beat down this poor schmoe experienced."

Tiger Woods wasn't married to America's Sweetheart.
It's like James was cheating on Judy Garland.
/Bad boy, Toto!!
 
2010-06-29 11:21:39 AM  

tnpir: nekom: labman: that was quick. I didn't know you could get divorced that fast

Probably varies by state. In Pennsylvania it takes at least 90 days per statute.

TFA says divorce papers were filed, not that a divorce was finalized. Here in Texas there is a minimum 60-day wait between filing and finalizing, but given the amount of money and assets these two likely have to divide, I doubt it can be done that quickly.


Like they got married sans prenuptial agreement, and I'm gonna guess her lawyers stuck in a contingency clause just in case his cock went off the reservation.
 
2010-06-29 11:23:23 AM  
The outlaw Jesse James was shot in the back by Robert Ford. The was a song about the "dirty little coward" and a movie titled " The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford." hence the headline.


/y'all need to get out of the basement more often
 
2010-06-29 11:24:25 AM  

madcan34: She was in such a position where she could use the MSM to really make him look like evil incarnate and she a poor innocent frail little thing who gave nothing but love and loyalty instead of a series of harps and naggings.


Interesting. How is it that you are privy to these things? I mean, to make such a statement you'd have to have been there to see the harping and the nagging right? I mean, there is no way you'd just make up bullshiat and post it as fact. Are you their butler? Close personal friend? Or do you have them under surveillance?
 
2010-06-29 11:25:39 AM  
Of all the headlines to get people riled up, I never would have expected this one.
 
2010-06-29 11:33:09 AM  

tnpir: nekom: labman: that was quick. I didn't know you could get divorced that fast

Probably varies by state. In Pennsylvania it takes at least 90 days per statute.

TFA says divorce papers were filed, not that a divorce was finalized. Here in Texas there is a minimum 60-day wait between filing and finalizing, but given the amount of money and assets these two likely have to divide, I doubt it can be done that quickly.


They kept their assets separate, and neither asked for spousal support. It should be pretty speedy.

/[insert assets joke here]
 
2010-06-29 11:33:36 AM  
Just wanted to say that I loved that movie.

Quite accurate historically too, which is rare.
 
2010-06-29 11:33:38 AM  
I just wanted to come in here and say that that movie was terrible. I don't mind slow films, but that movie put me to sleep. Twice. Also, I don't like Casey Affleck, though he is a convincing coward.
 
2010-06-29 11:38:32 AM  

labman: that was quick. I didn't know you could get divorced that fast


Not Clear form the article if it is Divorce mensa et thoro (bed&Board- what less formal states call legally separated) or Divorce a vinculo matromoni (the final, book it. done. Divorce) However in PA and other places that usually require a one or two year separation for a "no-fault" final divorce, there is no waiting period for one brought on the grounds of adultery. Still with a marital estate the size of theirs, I can only guess they agreed to split up the property AFTER the divorce or Jesse sold the "dirty Sandrachez" tape in exchange for a quick and heft settlement
 
2010-06-29 11:42:21 AM  
Good on ya, Sandra!
www.filmcritic.com
 
2010-06-29 11:46:42 AM  
I blame Bullock for being a moron. Seriously, you marry a biker guy covered in tats with the emotional sophistication of a 13yr old and then you're suddenly surprised it doesn't work out?

This. I find it really funny that he cheated on his pregnant porn star wife with Sandra and she was surprised to discover that he may not be too good with the fidelity thing.

/ if he'll do it with you, he'll do it to you.
// that sounds dirty, but it's supposed to sound wise.
 
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