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293 clicks; posted to Sports » on 28 Jun 2010 at 5:19 PM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2010-06-28 05:25:40 PM  
Needless to say, he'll throw all strikes, no balls.
2010-06-28 05:27:57 PM  
Sounds like he's ready to loose things up a bit. I'm sure that many out there will be left agape at his performance.
2010-06-28 05:30:41 PM  
Angels' Colon Absorbs Another Pounding
2010-06-28 05:31:05 PM  
You know, if things get a little disheveled, Fister may want to take a break and walk around the mound before getting back on.

If he's still struggling, a manager might come on the mound to give him some mental support and encouragement.
2010-06-28 05:33:28 PM
wholeheartedly approves

2010-06-28 05:45:46 PM  
Uncle Fister?

The lightbulb's on, but it's not in his mouth.
2010-06-28 05:59:22 PM  
Doug Fister is actually an excellent pitcher.
2010-06-28 06:03:06 PM  

2010-06-28 06:03:17 PM  
Is this a Shocker?
2010-06-28 06:07:30 PM  

bubbaprog: Doug Fister is actually an excellent pitcher.

oh man...totally just got this. i am slow. i was going to agree and say he is on my fantasy team. so instead i'll say...he's my fantasy pitcher.
2010-06-28 06:17:59 PM  
I feel sorry for his catcher.
2010-06-28 06:23:30 PM  
I hope he doesn't get squeezed by the ump's tight zone.
2010-06-28 06:47:47 PM  
Fister? I hardly even know her.
2010-06-28 06:50:09 PM  
Fister really helps open up the backfield to get them ready for deep, long drives.
2010-06-28 08:59:32 PM  
I'm a copy editor and totally getting a kick out of that headline.
2010-06-28 10:35:21 PM  
I hear Fister likes to unwind with his old pal Rusty Kuntz after the game.
2010-06-29 12:26:04 AM  
Can't wait until Fister gets on the rubber.
2010-06-29 02:19:47 AM  
Does he get a lot of punch outs?
2010-06-29 06:15:41 AM  
He's also occasionally known to play a little chin music.
2010-06-29 02:00:46 PM  
I wonder if he prefers the knuckle or the slider.
2010-06-29 02:46:46 PM  
I would think he prefers a wild corkscrew that dives deep into the strike zone.
2010-06-29 03:57:22 PM  
Just wait til he charges the mound at Busch Stadium.
2010-06-30 05:44:56 PM  
PLEASE tell me he has no intentions of becoming a protologist. Sure, according to Kosmo they have great stories, but think. "Dr. Fister will see you now."
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