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2010-06-28 05:25:40 PM
Needless to say, he'll throw all strikes, no balls.
 
2010-06-28 05:27:57 PM
Sounds like he's ready to loose things up a bit. I'm sure that many out there will be left agape at his performance.
 
2010-06-28 05:30:41 PM
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2010-06-28 05:31:05 PM
You know, if things get a little disheveled, Fister may want to take a break and walk around the mound before getting back on.

If he's still struggling, a manager might come on the mound to give him some mental support and encouragement.
 
2010-06-28 05:33:28 PM
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2010-06-28 05:45:46 PM
Uncle Fister?

The lightbulb's on, but it's not in his mouth.
 
2010-06-28 05:59:22 PM
Doug Fister is actually an excellent pitcher.
 
2010-06-28 06:03:06 PM
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2010-06-28 06:03:17 PM
Is this a Shocker?
 
2010-06-28 06:07:30 PM
bubbaprog: Doug Fister is actually an excellent pitcher.

oh man...totally just got this. i am slow. i was going to agree and say he is on my fantasy team. so instead i'll say...he's my fantasy pitcher.
 
2010-06-28 06:17:59 PM
I feel sorry for his catcher.
 
2010-06-28 06:23:30 PM
I hope he doesn't get squeezed by the ump's tight zone.
 
2010-06-28 06:47:47 PM
Fister? I hardly even know her.
 
2010-06-28 06:50:09 PM
Fister really helps open up the backfield to get them ready for deep, long drives.
 
2010-06-28 08:59:32 PM
I'm a copy editor and totally getting a kick out of that headline.
 
2010-06-28 10:35:21 PM
I hear Fister likes to unwind with his old pal Rusty Kuntz after the game.
 
2010-06-29 12:26:04 AM
Can't wait until Fister gets on the rubber.
 
2010-06-29 02:19:47 AM
Does he get a lot of punch outs?
 
2010-06-29 06:15:41 AM
He's also occasionally known to play a little chin music.
 
2010-06-29 02:00:46 PM
I wonder if he prefers the knuckle or the slider.
 
2010-06-29 02:46:46 PM
I would think he prefers a wild corkscrew that dives deep into the strike zone.
 
2010-06-29 03:57:22 PM
Just wait til he charges the mound at Busch Stadium.
 
2010-06-30 05:44:56 PM
PLEASE tell me he has no intentions of becoming a protologist. Sure, according to Kosmo they have great stories, but think. "Dr. Fister will see you now."
 
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