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(MSNBC)   Not news: Hottie gets to pick her own 19th birthday present from parents. Fark: She chooses botox treatments. TotalFark: Parents get them for her. Now 27, she still looks surprised at their answer   (msnbc.msn.com ) divider line
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61480 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jun 2010 at 5:04 PM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2010-06-28 02:26:49 PM  
"Hottie"?
 
2010-06-28 02:29:05 PM  
Hate to break it to her, but she looks much older than 27.
 
2010-06-28 02:29:31 PM  
I dunno I have a light chicken pox scar on my forehead that has migrated over the years and is now between my eyebrows and looks like a wrinkle. I've been thinking about getting it filled in for years now. Not botox but some collagen filler.
 
2010-06-28 02:32:45 PM  
From the looks of it, botox isn't the only work she's had done.
 
2010-06-28 02:32:51 PM  
Like puttin' a chandelier in a mobile home.
 
2010-06-28 02:34:02 PM  

Gwendolyn: I dunno I have a light chicken pox scar on my forehead that has migrated over the years and is now between my eyebrows and looks like a wrinkle. I've been thinking about getting it filled in for years now. Not botox but some collagen filler.


Look upon it as a 'target'

/runs
 
2010-06-28 02:34:16 PM  

Gwendolyn: I dunno I have a light chicken pox scar on my forehead that has migrated over the years and is now between my eyebrows and looks like a wrinkle. I've been thinking about getting it filled in for years now. Not botox but some collagen filler.


Just do a comb over with your eyebrows. Nobody will notice. I swear
 
2010-06-28 02:36:31 PM  
She looks like a 40-year-old woman who's had plastic surgery to make her look 30.
 
2010-06-28 02:37:10 PM  
I wonder if they bought those tits too.
 
2010-06-28 02:43:12 PM  
Yeah, that's been a construction zone for a while.
 
2010-06-28 02:46:41 PM  
What the hell is wrong with people that they think that a 19 year old needs Botox?

/shiat makes me stabby
 
2010-06-28 02:48:16 PM  
Something about her mouth freaks me out.
 
2010-06-28 02:49:45 PM  
She's an adult... but injecting the most toxic poison into your face is probably not a good idea.
 
2010-06-28 02:56:23 PM  

DrySocket: Something about her mouth freaks me out.


Jack Nicholson's Joker.
 
2010-06-28 03:07:32 PM  
Ok, now show me your "afraid face".

No, I said look scared.

What do you mean you are?
 
2010-06-28 03:16:46 PM  
She's ugly.
 
2010-06-28 03:18:36 PM  
In 2009, the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery reported 12,110 Botox or Dysport (another wrinkle-relaxing shot) procedures performed on patients 18 and under (in 2008, the number was 8,194) while the American Society of Plastic Surgeons found 11,889 cosmetic Botox/Dysport procedures were performed on patients age 13 to 19 (an increase of 2 percent from 2008).

I weep for humanity.
 
2010-06-28 03:19:32 PM  

spacely_sprocket: What the hell is wrong with people that they think that a 19 year old needs Botox?

/shiat makes me stabby


Her uncle now only touches her when her little sister isn't around.
 
2010-06-28 03:21:08 PM  

coyote71: In 2009, the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery reported 12,110 Botox or Dysport (another wrinkle-relaxing shot) procedures performed on patients 18 and under (in 2008, the number was 8,194) while the American Society of Plastic Surgeons found 11,889 cosmetic Botox/Dysport procedures were performed on patients age 13 to 19 (an increase of 2 percent from 2008).

I weep for humanity the U.S..

 
2010-06-28 03:21:13 PM  

coyote71: In 2009, the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery reported 12,110 Botox or Dysport (another wrinkle-relaxing shot) procedures performed on patients 18 and under (in 2008, the number was 8,194) while the American Society of Plastic Surgeons found 11,889 cosmetic Botox/Dysport procedures were performed on patients age 13 to 19 (an increase of 2 percent from 2008).

I weep for humanity.


There may be legitimate reasons for most of them. Like actual deformity, not just vanity.
 
2010-06-28 03:29:49 PM  
I dated someone who had that stuff put in their lips, collagen? Anyway it was really hard not to stare, I kept thinking she looked like the Joker.

One date only Vasily.
 
2010-06-28 03:43:31 PM  
She should have spent that money on a personal trainer because being skinny-fat will have more impact on her life than some botox.
 
wee
2010-06-28 04:19:03 PM  

DrySocket: Something about her mouth freaks me out.


Something about her freaks me out.
 
2010-06-28 04:19:38 PM  
Hummm...she kinds of looks like "Teef Girl".
 
2010-06-28 04:29:44 PM  
Damn, but this is another reason it's good to be a dude. I'm 36, my laugh lines give me "character".
 
2010-06-28 04:50:24 PM  
www.theunnecesarean.com
 
2010-06-28 05:06:42 PM  

ne2d: I wonder if they bought those tits too.


They sure don't look like standard equipment.

/Nice though
 
2010-06-28 05:07:22 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

In small doses, botulism toxin tightens and tones the facial muscles, instead of killing you in the most horrible fashion imaginable.
 
2010-06-28 05:07:44 PM  
No wrinkles but a farking trench that starts at her chin and goes half way up her face. Disgusting.
 
2010-06-28 05:08:25 PM  
whats with that extra crease between her nose and upper lip? is that where all the wrinkles moved to and created one giant wrinkle?
 
2010-06-28 05:08:33 PM  
Why are some people so obsessed with their looks that they will inject poison into themselves yet others have no problem going around looking like this?
 
2010-06-28 05:08:48 PM  
With every new batch of botox made, the producers don't know how potent the batch is. So, with EVERY SINGLY BATCH, they do LD50 tests (kill a bunch of mice) to figure out its strength.

/Does not approve
 
2010-06-28 05:09:01 PM  
Young old thin fat short tall black white.... What makes a woman truly attractive is one that's really comfortable with herself and is happy being who she is, regardless of age, size, hair color, etc.

Plastic, egocentric trolls like this could not be less attractive to me. Too much upkeep on such a pathetically hollow and shallow person.

/troof
 
2010-06-28 05:09:13 PM  
Looks like she bought some tits too.
 
2010-06-28 05:09:25 PM  
Why are some people so obsessed with their looks that they will inject poison into themselves yet others have no problem going around looking like this?


/ Fark is a pita

i230.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-28 05:09:29 PM  
i184.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-28 05:09:48 PM  
img231.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-28 05:09:54 PM  
Barfmaker: One date only Vasily.

fark dude, that made me gasp
 
2010-06-28 05:09:59 PM  
I'd hit it, and so would you.

/in the face!
//if she were fun I'd even support her habit
/what?
 
2010-06-28 05:10:13 PM  

question_dj: She should have spent that money on a personal trainer because being skinny-fat will have more impact on her life than some botox.


This. Seriously.
 
2010-06-28 05:10:19 PM  
Someone post the pic of the girl with the huge grill. Ya know, the meme one...she kinda reminds me of her.
 
2010-06-28 05:10:45 PM  
WHY SO SERIOUS!
 
2010-06-28 05:11:05 PM  
Too bad there isn't an injection to fix stupidity.
 
2010-06-28 05:11:24 PM  

jj325: "Hottie"?


done in one!

/forgive me there lord for being critical, but
is that the best can be done? those tits'll poke yer eye out.
 
2010-06-28 05:11:25 PM  

EvilEgg: coyote71: In 2009, the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery reported 12,110 Botox or Dysport (another wrinkle-relaxing shot) procedures performed on patients 18 and under (in 2008, the number was 8,194) while the American Society of Plastic Surgeons found 11,889 cosmetic Botox/Dysport procedures were performed on patients age 13 to 19 (an increase of 2 percent from 2008).

I weep for humanity.

There may be legitimate reasons for most of them. Like actual deformity, not just vanity.


They're a legit treatment for chronic migraine headaches. They go in the scalp/neck area.
 
2010-06-28 05:12:30 PM  

DrySocket: Something about her mouth freaks me out.


It looks like someone drew a mustache on her with a pencil.
 
2010-06-28 05:12:38 PM  
Oblig. Smart Girl Actually Just Hot (new window)

If you have a pretty girl- chances are she's not smart. Don't get me wrong I've met a lot of hot smart girls-- but most of the time being hot means you don't have to be smart. At the very least your hot 19 year old probably isn't smart enough to decide she wants cosmetic surgery.
 
2010-06-28 05:13:15 PM  
www.scandalist.com
 
2010-06-28 05:13:29 PM  
Ugly, fake-looking biatch is ugly.

msnbcmedia2.msn.com


Natural, untouched beauty FTW.
 
2010-06-28 05:13:36 PM  
Why bother, she has a nice rack.

/unless that is fake.
 
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