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(Some Guy)   Australia's hottest grandmother (w/ "Six-pack of Foster's still needed" picture)   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 100
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2010-06-28 06:20:22 AM  
In 20 years, if I'm banging something like that...

Then Hey, done good!
 
2010-06-28 06:37:38 AM  
I wouldnt need a 6 pack.
 
2010-06-28 06:38:39 AM  
www.empireonline.com

When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.


/hot like slashies
 
2010-06-28 06:39:54 AM  
Article's pic does not indicate the sharpness of her knees.
 
2010-06-28 06:41:46 AM  
I would throw my shrimp on her barbie...
 
2010-06-28 06:42:23 AM  
Whereabouts I come from, we have 28 year old grandmothers. They're a hell of a lot hotter than her. And they aren't called Nanna, they're called Tammy.
 
2010-06-28 06:44:08 AM  
Did the article mention her age? Wouldn't that be important to the story? Do I ask too many questions?
 
2010-06-28 06:44:26 AM  
Awww ... Go, Nanna!
 
2010-06-28 06:46:28 AM  
Thanks subby, I just threw up in my mouth a little and I'm trying to eat breakfast. I didn't think they'd put her in a bikini for the photo shoot.
And for those of you saying "I'd hit it", I know youz trollin'. Imagine how dry and wrinkly that shiat is down there. Plus, Photoshop is quite the miracle-maker.

/Yuck
 
2010-06-28 06:47:20 AM  
Empty Signal Gray: Did the article mention her age? Wouldn't that be important to the story? Do I ask too many questions?

yes. no. yes.
 
2010-06-28 06:47:57 AM  
Empty Signal Gray: Did the article mention her age? Wouldn't that be important to the story? Do I ask too many questions?

Besides in the first sentence, you mean?
 
2010-06-28 06:52:45 AM  
Is the back of her head hot? 'Cause that's all I'd be looking at, anyway.
 
2010-06-28 06:53:09 AM  
Empty Signal Gray: Did the article mention her age? Wouldn't that be important to the story? Do I ask too many questions?

Would it be too much to ask you to read the article in order to find out for yourself?
 
2010-06-28 06:53:54 AM  
her vagina probably belches dust like a dying volcano
 
2010-06-28 06:54:59 AM  
Empty Signal Gray: Did the article mention her age? Wouldn't that be important to the story? Do I ask too many questions?

yes
 
2010-06-28 06:55:37 AM  
Done in one.
 
2010-06-28 06:56:54 AM  
Man, ya'll are mean.
 
2010-06-28 06:56:56 AM  
OH HELL NO!
img.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-28 06:59:49 AM  
ARTHRITIS was the unlikely catalyst that led to a 65-year-old Queenslander being named Australia's Hottest Nanna.

P'shaw! As every Elvis fan knows, the hottest nanna is, of course, the fried peanut-butter-and-'nanna sandwich.

nozama.typepad.com
 
2010-06-28 07:00:51 AM  
i might let her blow me if i was drunk, but thats about it.
 
2010-06-28 07:04:51 AM  
some_beer_drinker: i might let her blow me if i was drunk, but thats about it.

www.liv.ac.uk

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dentrodabaleia.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-06-28 07:09:07 AM  
I was in Australia for two weeks, and only saw Fosters once- on a doormat that was for sale in a tourist shop. Every Australian I spoke to hated Fosters- from college kids [they like to drink goon- wine in a box- because it is cheap] on up in age. They thought it was awful, hated the US commercial, and hate the fact that Fosters is buying up wineries, big and small, including Rosemount.
 
2010-06-28 07:11:13 AM  
I wouldn't touch that with your dick.
 
2010-06-28 07:17:33 AM  
Liquid denture remover

3.5floz Dark chocolate ensure
1.5floz Vanilla vodka
1.0floz Frangelico liquer

Shake over ice and serve in a martini glass
 
2010-06-28 07:17:45 AM  
Yeesh. Gonna need to look at bowflex grandma pics to balance things out.
 
2010-06-28 07:17:49 AM  
Empty Signal Gray: Whereabouts I come from, we have 28 year old grandmothers. They're a hell of a lot hotter than her. And they aren't called Nanna, they're called Tammy.

I LOL'd.
 
2010-06-28 07:18:07 AM  
i106.photobucket.com

/obscure - "Well hello there Billy. Why no, my son isn't here right now but you can come in and eat some of my cookies."
 
2010-06-28 07:18:21 AM  
Prank Call of Cthulhu: the fried peanut-butter-and-'nanna sandwich.

That's beautiful. I'd eat it any day.
 
2010-06-28 07:23:23 AM  
bim1154: /obscure - "Well hello there Billy. Why no, my son isn't here right now but you can come in and eat some of my cookies."

Well, I'm not familiar with the line, but I sure have seen some of her work.
 
2010-06-28 07:30:21 AM  
Hate all you want, there aren't many women with a body like that at any age. And yes, I def would hit it.
 
2010-06-28 07:33:32 AM  
petcat2469: Hate all you want, there aren't many women with a body like that at any age. And yes, I def would hit it.

Well you convinced me, I would probably watch I guess.
 
2010-06-28 07:38:28 AM  
I love how picky men are in the land of hosebeasts, fatties, Dunlop's Disease, cottage cheese-ass, and ill-advised tats.

You've hit far worse. I've been there. Once I got stranded because our designated driver got laid (Go on, Mama Cass!) leaving the other two to call a cab.
 
2010-06-28 07:39:26 AM  
Since bam1154 brought it up, this is now officially a granny porn thread.
 
2010-06-28 07:41:13 AM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: I love how picky men are in the land of hosebeasts, fatties, Dunlop's Disease, cottage cheese-ass, and ill-advised tats.

You've hit far worse. I've been there. Once I got stranded because our designated driver got laid (Go on, Mama Cass!) leaving the other two to call a cab.


Oh, Hell, I'm not that picky. It's all pink on the inside.
 
2010-06-28 07:43:52 AM  
dittybopper: Marla Singer's Laundry: I love how picky men are in the land of hosebeasts, fatties, Dunlop's Disease, cottage cheese-ass, and ill-advised tats.

You've hit far worse. I've been there. Once I got stranded because our designated driver got laid (Go on, Mama Cass!) leaving the other two to call a cab.

Oh, Hell, I'm not that picky. It's all pink on the inside.


Finally, someone drops the mask.

Everyone would love to drive a Ferrari, but most people will ride any moped availed to them.
 
2010-06-28 07:48:55 AM  
damm right I'd hit that, and come back for more

//get off my lawn
 
2010-06-28 07:53:36 AM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: You've hit far worse.

Don't be ridiculous.
 
2010-06-28 07:57:53 AM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: Finally, someone drops the mask.

I've never worn that particular mask.

/Not proud.
//Or tired...
 
2010-06-28 08:01:47 AM  
So what's her down under look like? Is it a Poferadoomu or is it a Whackamujindoo?
 
2010-06-28 08:06:47 AM  
I would do her cold sober, hell I have done worse lookin ones sober, for that matter I'm not that great a catch myself, unless one of you ladies has a Grizzly Adams fetish goin.
 
2010-06-28 08:10:18 AM  
i38.photobucket.com

how about no
 
2010-06-28 08:13:13 AM  
DubyaHater: Thanks subby, I just threw up in my mouth a little and I'm trying to eat breakfast. I didn't think they'd put her in a bikini for the photo shoot.
And for those of you saying "I'd hit it", I know youz trollin'. Imagine how dry and wrinkly that shiat is down there. Plus, Photoshop is quite the miracle-maker.

/Yuck



Silly young person.

Let's revisit this topic when you're 50 or older -- You'll either have changed your mind about this or you'll have sunk into a deep depression.
 
2010-06-28 08:16:33 AM  
Silly subby- they don't drink Fosters in Australia. Should have said Stiegl instead...

/wondering if perchance he might be performing the task correctly
 
2010-06-28 08:18:53 AM  
Empty Signal Gray
Whereabouts I come from, we have 28 year old grandmothers. They're a hell of a lot hotter than her. And they aren't called Nanna, they're called Tammy.

yup. the young mother will be pushing the newborn baby around the mall and getting cute comments and congrats from all her schoolgirl friends and mall rags. maybe, just maybe you'll see dad next to her. 5 years later she has at least 1 more kid and she looks like she has been beaten by the ugly and tired sticks. probably the fat stick too.
 
2010-06-28 08:24:07 AM  
Empty Signal Gray: Did the article mention her age? Wouldn't that be important to the story? Do I ask too many questions?

You ask so many questions, which answers should I choose?
Is this schizoid paranoia or just existential blues?

/Tighten your shorts and sing like The Duke.
 
2010-06-28 08:26:18 AM  
starlost: Empty Signal Gray
Whereabouts I come from, we have 28 year old grandmothers. They're a hell of a lot hotter than her. And they aren't called Nanna, they're called Tammy.

yup. the young mother will be pushing the newborn baby around the mall and getting cute comments and congrats from all her schoolgirl friends and mall rags. maybe, just maybe you'll see dad next to her. 5 years later she has at least 1 more kid and she looks like she has been beaten by the ugly and tired sticks. probably the fat stick too.


That shiat happens everywhere, man. I've witnessed it 5 different states. Sadly, it's a national epidemic.
 
2010-06-28 08:28:34 AM  
This thread needs more pictures of Mrs. Jewell.
 
2010-06-28 08:30:37 AM  
Reminds me of that mom's creeeeepy sister from Pet Semetary. Man that scene still freaks me out.
 
2010-06-28 08:36:11 AM  
Nanna probably wouldn't most of you, either. She's got a gym full of hotties to choose from; why the f*ck would she even look at you, except to glance your way with abject revulsion on her way to another massage session with Sven?
 
2010-06-28 08:42:03 AM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: dittybopper: Marla Singer's Laundry: I love how picky men are in the land of hosebeasts, fatties, Dunlop's Disease, cottage cheese-ass, and ill-advised tats.

You've hit far worse. I've been there. Once I got stranded because our designated driver got laid (Go on, Mama Cass!) leaving the other two to call a cab.

Oh, Hell, I'm not that picky. It's all pink on the inside.

Finally, someone drops the mask.

Everyone would love to drive a Ferrari, but most people will ride any moped availed to them.


Moped? I'll take a rusty tricycle with no seat and a coffee can lid replacing a missing wheel at this point.

/Never been appearance picky
//Lotsa good nookie in my past
///Slashies for granny porn
 
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