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(Some Chick)   Naked man leaps from his moving car and jumps into woman's car to fire off rounds using her gun before lying on his back in road and stabbing a motorist in leg. Cops capture him with help of four truckers. Bonus: his hometown   (lvrj.com) divider line 77
    More: Dumbass, I-80, concealed handgun, public indecency, peace officers, Las Vegas Review-Journal, circuit court, John Prokos, preliminary hearing  
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2010-06-27 11:59:04 PM
"We're investigating the possibility that this may have been a drug-induced type of thing, but that's still under investigation," Garner said.

Just maybe. Because people normally strip naked on the interstate, then run around shooting?

/ Around here we call that 'Thursday'?
 
2010-06-28 12:04:02 AM
What? No Taserin'?
 
2010-06-28 12:05:58 AM
cksewell: What? No Taserin'?

They should of shot him and left him on the shoulder.
 
2010-06-28 12:13:41 AM
Thank God that woman had a concealed weapon, and was able to stop this guy before it got ugly. What's that? He took the gun and endangered further lives with it? But that's unpossible!



crankbaitcentral.com
 
2010-06-28 12:14:17 AM
Moroni = Italian idiot

*Rimshot*
 
2010-06-28 12:26:59 AM
Relatively Obscure: Thank God that woman had a concealed weapon, and was able to stop this guy before it got ugly. What's that? He took the gun and endangered further lives with it? But that's unpossible!

EABODelicious penii.
 
2010-06-28 12:35:44 AM
Get a brain Morani.
 
2010-06-28 01:02:40 AM
The_Sponge: Moroni = Italian idiot

*Rimshot*


"You fargin icehole..."

/just had to...once
 
2010-06-28 01:36:26 AM
doglover: Relatively Obscure: Thank God that woman had a concealed weapon, and was able to stop this guy before it got ugly. What's that? He took the gun and endangered further lives with it? But that's unpossible!

EABODelicious penii.


I'm still trying to figure out why she had her doors unlocked and a gun laying in her back seat.
 
2010-06-28 01:59:17 AM
The woman's car had been stopped since he rammed the first car. She watched him then roll into the ditch, run around naked, get back into his car and ram another car and then run over to her car. Why would she have a license to carry a gun and then waste a perfect opportunity to utilize it justifiably? That gun should have been in her lap before he finished his first nekkidrun. She is the real dumbass.
 
2010-06-28 02:42:56 AM
doglover: Relatively Obscure: Thank God that woman had a concealed weapon, and was able to stop this guy before it got ugly. What's that? He took the gun and endangered further lives with it? But that's unpossible!

EABODelicious penii.


Pff. lrn2plural
 
2010-06-28 02:52:13 AM
That's an epic level of crazy...

I would applaud...

Except for, you know, the crazy.
 
2010-06-28 04:00:16 AM
Oath of the Moroni:

rexcurry.net
 
2010-06-28 04:01:43 AM
mutterfark: The_Sponge: Moroni = Italian idiot

*Rimshot*

"You fargin icehole..."

/just had to...once




img.youtube.com

You corksuckers!
 
2010-06-28 04:06:45 AM
Naked man leaps from his moving car and jumps into woman's car to fire off rounds,

/ He He . .
 
2010-06-28 04:10:07 AM
IsNoGood:
/ He He . .


What a noble sentiment
 
2010-06-28 04:10:39 AM
"We're investigating the possibility that this may have been a drug-induced type of thing, but that's still under investigation," Garner said.



Well said, yep, well said.
 
2010-06-28 04:14:10 AM
Snotty1: "We're investigating the possibility that this may have been a drug-induced type of thing, but that's still under investigation," Garner said.



Well said, yep, well said.


He was under the influence of LDS.

/sorry
 
2010-06-28 04:15:03 AM
doglover: Relatively Obscure: Thank God that woman had a concealed weapon, and was able to stop this guy before it got ugly. What's that? He took the gun and endangered further lives with it? But that's unpossible!

EABODelicious penii.


The plural of Penis is Penes. If it were spelled Penus, you'd be correct. Carry on
 
2010-06-28 04:17:53 AM
queezyweezel: I'm still trying to figure out why she had her doors unlocked and a gun laying in her back seat.

It's WYOMING. What is there to figure out?
 
2010-06-28 04:18:44 AM
Ball Zitch 2010-06-28 04:14:10 AM

Snotty1: "We're investigating the possibility that this may have been a drug-induced type of thing, but that's still under investigation," Garner said.



Well said, yep, well said.

He was under the influence of LDS.

/sorry


Well said, yep, well said.
 
2010-06-28 04:21:32 AM
Finally driven mad by Moroni's vuvuzela
 
2010-06-28 04:22:02 AM
One penius. Two penii.
 
2010-06-28 04:22:48 AM
The All-Powerful Atheismo

My guess some part of a Intertraffic Porn flick, why the woman had a penis for him to make go off im not sure but then, I typed Penis He he he he
 
2010-06-28 04:25:34 AM
SwiftFox: Finally driven mad by Moro-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Z

FTFY.
 
2010-06-28 04:29:24 AM
"We're investigating the possibility that this may have been a drug-induced type of thing,

I have shrooms, meth, acid, peyote, PCP with just a soupcon of ketamine as my pick for the tox screen.
 
2010-06-28 04:31:23 AM
IsNoGood: The All-Powerful Atheismo

My guess some part of a Intertraffic Porn flick, why the woman had a penis...


At that point it might be better to use a neuter noun or pronoun. Or at least clarify what exactly that woman really is.
 
2010-06-28 04:47:32 AM
i911.photobucket.com

Had to be done.
 
2010-06-28 05:02:02 AM
A long stay in prison on a felony rap is almost worth being able to hold up your chin and honestly say you were busted for a "naked highway rampage".

You would forever reign supreme at parties (once you got out). All conversations would stop:

"...but the judge wouldn't admit it as evidence, so we had to get a senior partner involved..."

"...after 2 hours she was still hemorraging and the blood bank were nearly out of units, so we decided to go in and..."

"...when we got clearance it was still pissing rain and the crosswind blew us into the lights. Lost 2 tires by the time we stopped..."


Heh.

Son, when you're naked and you gotta bail out of your car...
 
2010-06-28 05:18:51 AM
MadameX: Had to be done.

I'll see your Moran and raise you:

i601.photobucket.com
 
2010-06-28 05:19:22 AM
cksewell: The woman's car had been stopped since he rammed the first car. She watched him then roll into the ditch, run around naked, get back into his car and ram another car and then run over to her car. Why would she have a license to carry a gun and then waste a perfect opportunity to utilize it justifiably? That gun should have been in her lap before he finished his first nekkidrun. She is the real dumbass.

People screw up in the exercise of their freedoms. It's precisely because of this that we must enshrine our most important freedoms. Someone will always be there to demand we lose our rights because of some example of a freedom being abused.

It's a shame the woman didn't arm herself and kill this guy, but we didn't see this unfold. She may have arrived late or simply not seen that he was deliberately harming people until he was actually reaching into her car.
 
2010-06-28 05:38:11 AM
I've done all of that before, except I was wearing a sock on my penis.
 
2010-06-28 05:41:52 AM
www.correctionsreporter.com
 
2010-06-28 05:48:31 AM
you forgot...TAAA DAAA!
 
2010-06-28 06:10:02 AM
The Aristocrats!
 
2010-06-28 06:40:36 AM
"We're investigating the possibility that this may have been a drug-induced type of thing, but that's still under investigation," Garner said.

I gotta tell ya, I'm just not seeing it.
 
2010-06-28 07:00:44 AM
Bin_jammin: mutterfark: The_Sponge: Moroni = Italian idiot

*Rimshot*

"You fargin icehole..."

/just had to...once

[Moroni.jpg]

You corksuckers!


You know what this means, right?

img8.imageshack.us
 
2010-06-28 07:09:55 AM
doglover: cksewell: What? No Taserin'?

They should of shot him and left him on the shoulder.


I really try not to be a grammar nazi, really I do. But my god man, you're making it tough on me.
 
2010-06-28 07:10:51 AM
Hey, this is just like that new Tom Cruise movie coming out, right?
 
2010-06-28 07:24:05 AM
Bobucles: Hey, this is just like that new Tom Cruise movie coming out, right?

This guy was just his stunt-double.

It'll all make sense once the post-production work is done, I'm sure.
 
2010-06-28 07:32:09 AM
terminator.allmoviereviews.info

I MUST FIND SARAH CONOR!!
 
2010-06-28 07:41:44 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

/unimpressed
 
2010-06-28 07:55:03 AM
Look at the balls on him!
 
2010-06-28 08:12:36 AM
I couldn't make it through the atricle without busting out laughing trying to get a mental picture of how it went down.
 
2010-06-28 08:16:22 AM
Why wasn't he wearing his magic underwear?
 
2010-06-28 08:18:17 AM
i hollered "Don't look, Ethel!" but it was too late...
 
2010-06-28 08:31:40 AM
whoa.

The Rockstar Social Club challenges are getting harder and harder...
 
2010-06-28 08:40:17 AM
One hell of a headline subby.
 
2010-06-28 09:16:47 AM
You fargin sneaky bastages took the best lines
 
2010-06-28 09:25:18 AM
The woman will need to take a makeup for that concealed weapon permit, after viewing the Monty Python's How not to be seen (new window) clip.

//what part of concealed do you not understand
 
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