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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Senator Robert Byrd sees that to everything (turn, turn, turn) there is a season (turn, turn, turn) and a time to every purpose, under Heaven. A time to be born, a time to die   (startribune.com) divider line 424
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2010-06-27 03:45:17 PM
is this the grandwarlord dude or do i have my senators mixed
 
2010-06-27 03:45:49 PM
"No.... God why oh why. Why couldn't it have been me? Why didn't you take me instead? Oh God why..." -Dick Cheney.
 
2010-06-27 03:45:57 PM
I clicked on this when it had '0' comments and had hoped to be the first to make a Klan reference.

Damn you pollardy, damn you to hell.
 
2010-06-27 03:46:38 PM
I'm not dead yet!

I'm feeling better. In fact, I think I'll go for a walk.
 
2010-06-27 03:46:38 PM
"If I leave here tomorrow..."
 
2010-06-27 03:46:50 PM
bwahahahahaha
 
2010-06-27 03:47:01 PM
I knew I should have put him in my deadpool instead of Ronnie Biggs.
 
2010-06-27 03:47:11 PM
www.kfai.org

RIP Surfin Byrd
 
2010-06-27 03:47:14 PM
Bye-bye, Birdie.
 
2010-06-27 03:47:26 PM
To every cross, burn, burn, burn. . .
 
2010-06-27 03:47:38 PM
i46.tinypic.com

Bit premature with the whole dying thing aren't you, subby?
 
paj
2010-06-27 03:48:14 PM
In before the massive influx of racist trolls.
 
2010-06-27 03:48:32 PM
He has a black doctor.

Awkward.
 
2010-06-27 03:48:37 PM
pistauf_farker: To every cross, burn, burn, burn. . .

ROFL
 
2010-06-27 03:48:50 PM
pollardy: is this the grandwarlord dude or do i have my senators mixed

He joined the Klan (new window), though he wasn't a Grand Wizard.

In other news, another death is not Glenn Beck (new window).
 
2010-06-27 03:49:06 PM
saynsumthn.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-06-27 03:49:09 PM
Sen. Byrd rest in peace. While I disagreed with you our country lost one of it's elder statesmen.
 
2010-06-27 03:49:11 PM
Snapper Carr: Bit premature with the whole dying thing aren't you, subby?

wishful thinking?
 
2010-06-27 03:49:14 PM
This is Obama's Strom Thurmond.
 
2010-06-27 03:49:23 PM
Oh, this should be fun...
 
2010-06-27 03:49:24 PM
passionweiss.com
 
2010-06-27 03:49:26 PM
Mr. Byrd was said to have been informed last week that President Obama was indeed black. Shortly after his illumination, Mr. Byrd clutched his chest and said "I helped elect a n####?!". He's been in serous condition since then.
 
2010-06-27 03:49:35 PM
Outlook is said to be shakey...
 
2010-06-27 03:49:36 PM
He's been declared dead before. Don't get too uppity on him subby.

And the Klan reference idiots here should DIAF. Idiots.
 
2010-06-27 03:49:38 PM
Actual headline from TFA:


Longtime Sen. Byrd, 92, seriously ill in hospital; has record for congressional service


*groinpunches submitter*
 
2010-06-27 03:49:46 PM
Goodnight, Klansman.
 
2010-06-27 03:49:46 PM
They should probably name something after him in his state, so they don't forget about him.
 
2010-06-27 03:50:09 PM
Should he retire at this point?
 
2010-06-27 03:50:14 PM
Just because he refuses to come out from under the sheets doesn't mean he's sick...
 
2010-06-27 03:50:26 PM
I hope everything turns out okkk.
 
2010-06-27 03:50:43 PM
Here is the full statement from his office:

Washington, DC - U.S. Senator Robert C. Byrd, D-W.Va., has been admitted to a Washington area hospital and his doctors have described his condition as "seriously ill." Byrd was admitted to the hospital late last week suffering from what was believed to be heat exhaustion and severe dehydration as a result of the extreme temperatures. He was expected to remain in the hospital not more than a few days.However, upon further examination by his doctors, other conditions have developed which has resulted in his condition being described as "serious." Additional details will be released only as they become available.

Here is the full statement from Robert Byrd:

*droooooooooooooooooool*
*burp*
 
2010-06-27 03:51:06 PM
See, even Klansman can see we need national health care.
 
2010-06-27 03:51:28 PM
Oh Death (new window)
 
2010-06-27 03:51:38 PM
He should have retired years ago. there is no earthly reason to hang on to a Senate seat for that long.
 
2010-06-27 03:52:05 PM
pistauf_farker: To every cross, burn, burn, burn. . .

lololololololololol! Racist bastard needed to die decades ago.
 
2010-06-27 03:52:05 PM
Rumors of the Senator's death have been grossly exaggerated. Best wishes for a full recovery.
 
2010-06-27 03:52:14 PM
Congress really needs to set some sort of minimum health standards so that they stop having people in Congress who are physically incapable of doing the job, especially in the Senate now that every vote matters. Now that Byrd is hospitalized, it'll be like when Ted Kennedy was hospitalized meaning even less will get done than normal.
 
2010-06-27 03:52:30 PM
We are all going to hell.

:P
 
2010-06-27 03:52:53 PM
"I feel HAPPY!"
 
2010-06-27 03:53:21 PM
Good knight, Klu klux klannyman.
 
2010-06-27 03:53:26 PM
He lived long enough to see an African American elected President of the United States.
He may have died, but his chagrin is forever...
 
2010-06-27 03:53:30 PM
mamacheetah.files.wordpress.com
RIP
 
2010-06-27 03:53:56 PM
From now on death in West Virginia will be known as The Honorable Robert C. Byrd No Longer Alive Memorial State of Being
 
2010-06-27 03:54:01 PM
If he dies, maybe someone will name a highway after him.
 
2010-06-27 03:54:55 PM
Weaver95: He should have retired years ago. there is no earthly reason to hang on to a Senate seat for that long.

and people wonder why I consider congressional term limits a good thing.
 
2010-06-27 03:55:36 PM
guittard.files.wordpress.com

RIP
 
2010-06-27 03:55:39 PM
Sucks for this guy, but there is no reason to have someone serve in congress this long. There should be term limits for senators and reps just like there is for the president.
 
2010-06-27 03:55:48 PM
MBA Whore: If he dies, maybe someone will name a highway after him.

So we can leave black tire tracks all over his name?
 
2010-06-27 03:55:50 PM
Go into the light Senator
 
2010-06-27 03:55:50 PM
MBA Whore: If he dies, maybe someone will name a highway after him.

Maybe they'll bury him alive and build a highway on top of him.
 
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