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(Some Guy)   Newspaper's spell-checker tempts the wrath of irate Trekkies   ( gazetteonline.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Riverside, trekkies, captain james t. kirk, Klingons, Guinness World Records  
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2010-06-27 02:30:16 PM  
Cling Ons? Really?

Dear god, I'd hate to be that editor. The amount of snotty Trekkie email he's getting must be epic.
 
2010-06-27 03:02:00 PM  
That is Hill Airy Us.
 
2010-06-27 03:15:35 PM  
It's a shame they couldn't work Your Anus into the story too.
 
2010-06-27 03:29:09 PM  
I'll bet he did it on Purr Puss.
 
2010-06-27 03:40:09 PM  
*twitch* *twitch*
 
2010-06-27 03:40:37 PM  
Loo tenant you who roo is not amused.
 
2010-06-27 04:00:39 PM  
I'm really hoping it wasn't a mistake.
 
2010-06-27 04:09:53 PM  
Captain...sensors are reporting Cling Ons around Your Anus!
 
2010-06-27 05:18:57 PM  
The Cling Ons were later wiped out by the Federation's latest weapon...
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2010-06-27 05:57:22 PM  
farking trekkies, how do they work?
 
2010-06-27 05:58:50 PM  
KHAN!!!! Successful and Attractive Mongolian!!!
 
2010-06-27 05:59:09 PM  
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No, I don't have any grey poop on...
/Relatively obscure...
//first joke from a comedian I remember...
 
2010-06-27 05:59:12 PM  
Is this going to turn into a trekkie vs trekker thread?
 
2010-06-27 05:59:24 PM  
That photo gallery made me vomit a little in my mouth.
 
2010-06-27 05:59:28 PM  
Fearsome

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2010-06-27 06:01:05 PM  

jaytkay: Fearsome


I'd do the one on the right... I guess. She at least sort of looks like a she.
 
2010-06-27 06:03:23 PM  
Aren't Cling Ons supposed to be called Dingleberries??
 
2010-06-27 06:03:27 PM  

I'm Your Alt: jaytkay: Fearsome

I'd do the one on the right... I guess. She at least sort of looks like a she.


My sperm approves. Can haz smile tho?
 
2010-06-27 06:05:15 PM  

I'm Your Alt: jaytkay: Fearsome

I'd do the one on the right... I guess. She at least sort of looks like a she.


My mind: you read it.

/weekness for geek girls AND redheads
 
2010-06-27 06:05:42 PM  
I guess the author thinks "cling-ons" is some Sci-Fiy word that some how describes what Klingons look like.
 
2010-06-27 06:06:06 PM  
At least they got K'Rad Zanti Makura right.
 
2010-06-27 06:08:17 PM  

I'm Your Alt: jaytkay: Fearsome

I'd do the one on the right... I guess. She at least sort of looks like a she.


You know what they say about red heads...
/even if it's a dye job...
 
2010-06-27 06:10:08 PM  

whatshisname: At least they got K'Rad Zanti Makura right.


That's Klingon for "Gene Masseth"
 
2010-06-27 06:12:19 PM  
[image from gazetteonline.com too old to be available]

This kid probably got the shiat beaten out of him.
 
2010-06-27 06:18:41 PM  
There's Cling Ons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Cling Ons on the starboard bow
Scrape them off, Jim!

/got nuthin'
 
2010-06-27 06:20:06 PM  
Crude

Aren't Cling Ons supposed to be called Dingleberries??

If you're in Mexico, yes.
 
2010-06-27 06:21:42 PM  

I'm Your Alt: jaytkay: Fearsome

I'd do the one on the right... I guess. She at least sort of looks like a she.


The one in the middle has a nice set of bewbs
 
2010-06-27 06:23:34 PM  
Cling Ons really, he's mistaken it for Uranus I think.
 
2010-06-27 06:23:57 PM  
...'cause they circle your anus.
 
2010-06-27 06:26:14 PM  

Crude: Aren't Cling Ons supposed to be called Dingleberries??


Only if they're Generals.
 
2010-06-27 06:26:20 PM  

whatshisname: I'm Your Alt: jaytkay: Fearsome

I'd do the one on the right... I guess. She at least sort of looks like a she.

The one in the middle has a nice set of bewbs


Certainly does...

for someone named Larry.
 
2010-06-27 06:27:30 PM  
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
 
2010-06-27 06:27:30 PM  
In England they are referred to as Tagnuts.
 
2010-06-27 06:28:11 PM  
Wait, the record is 99? And was beat by a 153?

Bullshiat. Any random Trek con will have 5-10 times that number.
 
2010-06-27 06:37:59 PM  
In before 'Nu Klyar Wessels'
 
2010-06-27 06:41:44 PM  

KingsleyZisou: In before 'Nu Klyar Wessels'


The sad thing is that they'll have to recast Chekov in the next Star Trek movie because Putin had the actor killed for copying that stupid fake Russian accent.
 
2010-06-27 06:41:50 PM  
Seriously, "Cling On"? That's not even in the same ballpark as "Virgin". Terrible, terrible editing.
 
2010-06-27 06:42:20 PM  
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2010-06-27 06:44:33 PM  
Oh my, someone is gonna get reamed about that forever. No way anyone could ever live that down.

/playing STO as I type
 
2010-06-27 06:45:05 PM  
no rage like nerd rage
 
2010-06-27 06:45:44 PM  

KingsleyZisou: In before 'Nu Klyar Wessels'


I think you'll find that's "Nu Klyear Wes Sells"

/omg, 'Cling Ons'
 
2010-06-27 06:47:50 PM  
I think you'll find that's "Nu Klyear Wes Sells"

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2010-06-27 06:48:38 PM  

studebaker hoch: Crude

Aren't Cling Ons supposed to be called Dingleberries??

If you're in Mexico, yes.


Last I checked, Montezuma's Revenge doesn't cling, it splatters.
 
2010-06-27 06:51:59 PM  
I like Star Track.
 
2010-06-27 06:52:24 PM  
worthless pataQ!
 
2010-06-27 06:53:39 PM  

IoSaturnalia: whatshisname: At least they got K'Rad Zanti Makura right.

That's Klingon for "Gene Masseth"


But what's Klingon for "Heywood Jablowme"?

Do Klingons even have puns?

On a side note: anyone know any foreign language puns?
 
2010-06-27 06:53:46 PM  
Also, speaking of costumed redheads [image from gazetteonline.com too old to be available]
The red shirt at the back looks ... interesting. 'Roots' means a whole different thing in this country :)

/Some Stupid, I like your style
 
2010-06-27 06:56:20 PM  
Cling On. Apply directly to forehead!
 
2010-06-27 06:57:04 PM  
bahahahah who cares if the Trekkys get all mad? Not like there's many of them on the internet, anyway.
 
2010-06-27 06:57:19 PM  

fusillade762: anyone know any foreign language puns?



I'm not fluent, but I know a little German.


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